Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,151,827 members, 7,813,744 topics. Date: Tuesday, 30 April 2024 at 05:26 PM

Junell's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Junell's Profile / Junell's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Family / Re: Help!!! Her Husband's Physique Does Not Turn Her On by junell(f): 9:41pm On Nov 06, 2015
Whizzcute:
Which physique are you talking bout?....the d1ck physique or the body physique?






***************************************************






If it's his body physique, then was she blind before she got married to him?

God bless you. You have just spoken my mind.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by junell(f): 11:40pm On Oct 28, 2015
Demigods:


Lol grin. Thanks will go for ultrasound then, but if ultrasound scan show postive? What to do next please?

Well, that decision is yours and only yours to decide. Seeing that you both have been having unprotected sex a lot, both if you should sit down and talk it through between each other.
Romance / Re: When She Is Not A Virgin And She Says " No Sex Till Marriage ". by junell(f): 4:32am On Jun 28, 2015
MsBliss:
Whatever excuse she gave to you for not wanting to have sex again until her wedding ,is her choice ,her decision and you should respect that .

There's never a good reason to commit fornication and no matter how we all try to paint it,fornication remains a sin and sex shouldn't be indulged in until marriage.

She learnt from her mistake and is willing to make amends. You shouldn't force ,blackmail or coarse her into doing what she don't want to do.


The most annoying thing is that when these same type of guys want to get married , they start searching everywhere for virgins. The untouched ones after succeeding in ruining the lives of other ladies .

Supported. You are wise and very sensible.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Punished For Not Using Pedestrian Bridge In Lagos(photo) by junell(f): 11:45pm On Apr 28, 2015
socialmediaman:
This is not right! Riot act should be read to the Nigeria police to respect human rights, this man should be arrested and given a citation at the police station, not treated this way

Citation ko, libation ni. Let's hear word abeg Mr. This is not Right. Nigerians like to behave like goats. Must we be treated like animals first before we have the sense to know what's right and do it

Why must we wait till we're punished before we do the right thing?
Crime / Re: My Pick-pocket Experience by junell(f): 10:24am On Apr 28, 2015
vickerz:
THE OWNER OF THE WALLET SHOULD ALSO BE LYNCHED FOR BEING BROKE....

DATS HOW A GUY WAS BEATEN BLUE BLACK IN ILORIN,, HE STOLE A LADYS PURSE, AFTER THEY CAUGHT THE GUY, THEY CHECKED THE CONTENTS OF THE PURSE, IT WAS ONLY A LIP GLOSS,,, IMAGINE



SOME PPLE WORSE PASS THIEF WEY STEAL THE MONEY SEF

As funny as this comment ought to have been, it is still a foolish comment. That they found nothing worth stealing in the wallets does not condone stealing. Why must we joke with everything? They're still thieves!!!

1 Like

Crime / Re: How The 4 Nigerians Condemned In Indonesia Will Be Killed by junell(f): 10:02am On Apr 28, 2015
Chukwugekwu:
I don't blame you. .. angry

How can you blame me? What do I have with drug peddlers? You think Indonesia is like Nigeria where anything goes. Shioor!
Crime / Re: How The 4 Nigerians Condemned In Indonesia Will Be Killed by junell(f): 9:51am On Apr 28, 2015
ochejoseph:
I hate drug peddlers but that part that involves shooting in the head is simply crossing the line, they really don't need to do that!

I will recommend this type of treatment for paedophiles especially the ones that specialise in violating the innocence of our Babies!


I hate drug peddlers as well. I'm also a firm believer of people not leaving their country to mess up another man's country. If life is too hard there, make our bros dem come back home rather than being nuisances that will lead to their being killed like fowls. angry
ochejoseph:
I hate drug peddlers but that part that involves shooting in the head is simply crossing the line, they really don't need to do that!

I will recommend this type of treatment for paedophiles especially the ones that specialise in violating the innocence of our Babies!


I hate drug peddlers as well. I'm also a firm believer of people not leaving their country to mess up another man's country. If life is too hard there, make our bros dem come back home rather than being nuisances that will lead to their being killed like fowls.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Would You Take Up This Offer If You Were In My Position? by junell(f): 8:50pm On Mar 13, 2015
I got a similar call like that some time back.
inception101:


Nope !!! Why?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Would You Take Up This Offer If You Were In My Position? by junell(f): 8:56pm On Mar 12, 2015
The man who called you for this interview is his name Ifeanyi Onyemere?


inception101:
let me chip in my little experience.... a man called sometimes last month and told me he saw my resume and he's impressed, i said thanks and he said its quite unfortunate that the post i applied for (senior customer care rep) is not available at the moment but their is one vacant post he would want me to fill.. we discussed further and he said the remuneration is 60k and i said it would be best if we could discuss one on one and he obliged and we fixed a date... fast forward to the said meeting, i called him and he decided we should hook up in an eatery-so we met and discussed. the funny part was he said i will be in charge of the whole bizz(dry cleaning store) i will work as a P.A, Pick up and delivery guy, telesales person, HR personnel, Operation manager and the list goes on and i said OK. he now asked if i have any question and i said with all the job description he mentioned whats the take home? he now asked how much he said on fone and i said 60k and he said 60k must have been a slip of tongue that he meant 50k and i laughed........... i laughed so loud that he asked why i was laughing and i told him that asides passion the next motivational factor is MONEY that the said 60k sef is too small and he said a car would be give to me and i asked that hope i wont be the one paying for maintenance and fueling since the money is meager and he said that if i can work wit him for few years that i would really enjoy him that he has other plans to acquire more businesses and properties..... i told him i cant settle for the said amount and then again he said he doesnt like people that talks too much about money and i walked out and sent him a text afterwards ""sorry for wasting your time''''.............. i just strolled down to my office

1 Like

Travel / Re: 10 State Capitals In Nigeria With Low Crime Rate by junell(f): 12:06am On Mar 07, 2015
Go and read about area boys Biko. Stop blaming jagaban for them. Except ur new to lagos. So if jagaban dies tomorrow, area boys will die abi? Mtchewww
OREMUSSANCTUS:
angel, u and I know too well dat dey remit money to jagaban. If ya know wad ecomog is, if ya don't know go to mile 2 and ask. Dey pay tinubu steady. And agbero was brought to life by tinubu, go do ya research!
Romance / Re: After Years Of Sleeping With His Girl, He No Longer Sees Her As A Wife Material by junell(f): 12:01am On Mar 07, 2015
He should be ashamed of himself. What is half a million? See him saying half a million like its achievement. Some men have bought lands and other valuables for women they are not married to send he's there making noise.
My advice... He should look for how to spice up his sex life with her because if he's Hot tomorrow, he will still be expecting her to open leg. Useless fellow!

Iamfrank:


Dnt b shocked...... Cz d gal has also enjoyed my cousin...... Accordin to him he has spent almost half a million on ha....... He is tinkin seriously
Travel / Re: 10 State Capitals In Nigeria With Low Crime Rate by junell(f): 11:55pm On Mar 06, 2015
Agberos have been in Lagos before jagaban became governor and unless something drastic is done about them, they may remain. So better know what ur saying.
OREMUSSANCTUS:
See wad jagaban and his children cum bandits ve turned lagos to? Agbero everywhere.
Phones / Re: My Boss Is Tracking Me With Phone by junell(f): 9:21am On Mar 06, 2015
This is the best solution in my opinion.

ULSHERLAN:
Always keep the phone with the sim number he has in your office while you get another phone.


Whenever he tracks you, its always gonna show you are in the office
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson-okojie Vs Tonto Dikeh: Who Is A Better Actress? by junell(f): 6:24am On Oct 27, 2014
Is this even supposed to be a question, ehn @ OP? The real actor here is Mercy Johnson. Who is Tonto?
Car Talk / Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by junell(f): 11:07pm On Oct 08, 2014
I learnt from the most aggressive and quick tempered man: my dad. 2 days was all it took and I was already on Oshodi expressway with him as my tutor.
After much shouting from him and me crying severally, you can guess the kind of driver i turned out to be: Aggressively defensive!
My husband knows me too well that I must drag space even if it's 1 inch. So, he doesn't let me drive his car when am with him. cheesy cheesy

6 Likes

Religion / Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by junell(f): 7:45pm On Sep 28, 2014
SupaJoe:
It's a pitty....this are the kinda female folks their dad compromise. Baby, come be with me, you'll forget about your dad grin

And who told you I was talking about my earthly father Didn't you see capital F in Father? Mschewwww
Romance / Re: What Song Title Did You Save Your Lover's Number With? by junell(f): 12:47pm On Sep 28, 2014
edozie04: Mtshew,d same ringing tone with evrybody

He doesn't need a special ringtone for him to know he's special.
This is how people cause problems for themselves. The day they change the ringtone mistakenly, problems start.
Romance / Re: LADIES: Do You Ever Get Sick Of The Attention? by junell(f): 12:45pm On Sep 28, 2014
I'm an attention seeker so I don't see how getting too much of it is a problem to me grin
Business / Re: Ever Been Disappointed By An ATM Machine? Share Your Experiences by junell(f): 12:14pm On Sep 28, 2014
My own case is unique. The ATM actually dispensed the cash and the mouth of the ATM opened but the machine was holding my cash in its mouth but it did not bring it forward!!! shocked

Oh boy, I had to dip my hands deep inside the ATM to collect my cash before I start hearing stories that touch the soul.
Apparently, the dispensing part was faulty but I'm way too sharp for that! grin
Religion / Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by junell(f): 12:11pm On Sep 28, 2014
Amelian: My mum celotaped wit my bro, 2 make one item.. cheesy
SupaJoe:
Hey madam, them say one thing. Nigerians and corruption. Smh wink

Don't mind them that's how we know Nigerians when we get there. grin
Religion / Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by junell(f): 12:09pm On Sep 28, 2014
I will carry nothing. The joy of being with my Father alone is okay for me. cheesy
Religion / Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by junell(f): 12:08pm On Sep 28, 2014
mstik: Wheelbarrow

Seriously
Family / Re: Marriage Rules For The Digital Age by junell(f): 7:52pm On Sep 27, 2014
IYANGBALI: All dis copy and paste bullshiiit does not work here in Naija.

Can I "Like" this comment a 1000 times over? All this copy and paste DON'T work here.
When you enter a man's house, it's how you dance that will determine the tune. Not the tune that determines the dance.
No 2 homes are the same. What may be illegal in one home is the norm in the other.

Know your spouse well.
Food / Re: Ways To Avoid The Temptation To Eat Out by junell(f): 7:50pm On Sep 27, 2014
Paulv: So op expect make person seatdown dey read all this..

As in... this na real epistle. Even Paul own no long reach.
Food / Re: Ways To Avoid The Temptation To Eat Out by junell(f): 7:49pm On Sep 27, 2014
Story too long.
I eat out when I feel like.
I don't eat out when I don't feel like. grin grin grin
End of story.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by junell(f): 7:46pm On Sep 27, 2014
Biko, we're tired of all these people re-running for presidential position. Is it by force? They had the chance to make Nigeria better but they didn't. They should others chance. In fact they are all the same to me.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Jonathan Does Not Deserve A Second Term – Okogie by junell(f): 7:31pm On Sep 27, 2014
It is of no importance to me who says Jonathan can't run for 2nd term. As long as the person says it, then I support.

2 Likes

Phones / Re: Nigerian Networks And Their Annoying Texts/calls by junell(f): 11:23pm On Sep 21, 2014
Etisalat is the worst of them all. Imagine getting 2 SMSs for everytime you check your balance. that's just lame!
airtel and their useless call from one funny number is epic!

I don't subscribe to anything because the unsubscribing part doesn't work.

My ring back tune is thw classic "ring ring"! Anyone that feels like listening to Dorobucci should go and buy the album biko!!!

2 Likes

Phones / Re: Nigerian Networks And Their Annoying Texts/calls by junell(f): 11:22pm On Sep 21, 2014
Etisalat is the worst of them all. Imagine getting 2 SMSs for everytime you check your balance. that's just lame!
airtel and their useless call from one funny number is epic!

I don't subscribe to anything because the unsubscribing part doesn't want.

My ring back tune is thw classic "ring ring"! Anyone that feels like listening to Dorobucci should go and buy the album biko!!!

2 Likes

Food / Re: Goat Meat - Are You Among The Very Many That Hate It by junell(f): 9:24pm On Sep 16, 2014
Clinton594: Almost everyone seems to hate goat meat especially when the meat is from the male goat. (igbos call it mkpi)
I don't understand why. Right now in my family only I and my dad can stand and devour whatever goat meat you set before us and still ask for more . My siblings dare not hear you cooked with soup or peppersoup water let alone the meat. Infact you alone will finish it and I'm guessing its like that in so many places .
I mean tell me why someone would prefer pork to goat meat know full well how dirty that thing is ...
Can I have some reviews on this matter or am I alone on this

How can anyone hate goat meat
Nairaland / General / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Looking In The Mirror? by junell(f): 9:12pm On Sep 16, 2014
A few minutes at most. I know I know I am Narcissistic like that but that's just me. I love mirrors. I love myself. And I love looking at myself in the mirror. End of story. grin
Romance / Re: Should I Quit Loving Her Or Remain With Her Help!!!! by junell(f): 9:06pm On Sep 16, 2014
spodathug: I typed with my phone,I am not that bad in writing though.

It's okay. Next time try to give spaces when typing that way you will have efficiently passed your message across. kiss
spodathug: I typed with my phone,I am not that bad in writing though.

It's okay. Next time try to give spaces when typing that way you will have efficiently passed your message across.

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 47
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.