₦airaland Forum

CollinsWeGlobe:
Ace Nigerian music producer, K-Solo took to Twitter to slammed vice president Yemi Osibanjo, over the masked DSS men blocking the National assembly gate.

He tweeted; "VP @ProfOsinbajo history will not be kind to you for being part of this nonsense. We will not forget how a professor of law and Senior Advocate of �� joined ranks with @MBuhari to destroy our institutions. The attack on the the legislature today is a shame"

https://twitter.com/OBAKSOLO/status/1026775476294103041

Source: http://mandynews.com/2018/08/07/k-solo-slams-vp-osinbajo-history-will-not-be-kind-to-you/

At times when people talk it's like some people brains format in auto mode, but do you remember in 2014 same thing happened when NASS gate was closed and senators were scaling over the fence what did you say then. Sentiment set of people.

EmekaBlue:
This her belle she dey always hold like say na packaging make eno fall out


Sure no b fake pregnancy?!

Na so me too see am oooo but if to se na real belle make she bra and pant bikini

ChiefAzubuike:
Anybody who thinks the Lagos state government is doing anything tangible in that state needs to get his brains removed and replaced with noodles. I was at ojo going towards alakija the other day and I had find the nearest shop just to breath fresh oxygen . virtually everywhere in Lagos is extremely polluted asides from certain places in ikoyi and lekki. How these lagosians have failed to encounter a serious disease epidemic for years still baffles me. In my own opinion, lagos state is nothing compared to abia , Enugu, anambra and many more. The only difference is that its cosmopolitan.

Go back to ur state now abi staying Lagos na by force.

tellwisdom:
Na this half plot of house wey look like dental clinic Dem dey celebrate??

Yes half plot abi but half bread is better than none. Wey your own bad belle

Bhelamblog:
Remember the Cultists and Militants who surrendered their Weapons and Gave their lives to Christ during a Church Service at Salvation Ministries? Well, They just graduated from The church's Bible School, Word of Bible Institute, The church made the announcement on their page, sharing photos of how they now look.. See below!


From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/07/cultists-who-surrendered-their-weapons.html

THIS is kind of news we suppose to hear not bad bad we are use to. Praise God.

gistblogger:

stingy thing ahun, aka gum

gistblogger:
GistMore.com

Actress Funke Akindele responded to stylish Instagram begger who asked her for 20k.

IG user wrote;



Funke Akindele replies;


GIST FROM GISTMORE
http://gistmore.com/20k-not-using-fan-tells-funke-akindele-see-reply

stingy thing

FynBabe:
Buhari to the cows: take care of yourselves, you won't be seeing me any time soon because I have very important issues to attend to in Abuja.

And the cow answered ok boss

silverdam:
Honestly, I'm speechless... Do you like this new look? The braids, the shoe...

Honestly this guy is sick he needs to see Prophet T. B. Joshua.

damiiee:
na wah o.
Ben Bruce have reacted to the criticisms of the national assembly

see more details here.
http://daminaija..com/2015/06/ben-bruce-reacts-to-criticisms-of.html

THE MOUTH DON CHANGE MONEY DON COME OGA BEN PLEASE REJECT THE MONEY IF TRUE TRUE YOU WAN REDUCTION IN GOVERNRANCE MONEY. POLYTHIEFCIAN.

ujoatu:
Gov Okorocha is known for his midday prayers and stops all activities to observe it. The initiative has been in practice since his first term. On his way to the airport today at 12 noon, he ordered the convoy to stop to observe the prayers & was joined by visiting Ex Gov Saminu Turaki

OH it is call Angelus.

LocalChamp:
http://www.punchng.com/news/rep-kicks-against-campaign-to-cut-lawmakers-earnings/

THIS MAN IS NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THE MASSES HE ONLY CARE ABOUT HIMSELF AND HIS POCKET . AS YOU CAN SEE HE HAS BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PAY CUT. WHY IS IT THAT OUR LEGISLATORS IS GREEDY. PLEASE LET HIM RESIGN.

Goodboiyy:
my frnd shut up, enough of ur ranting,, and who do u consult b4 including d entire ND into ur Lower Niger Crap ?... if u gat nothing to say shut up... we from SS re not even angry like d way some of u from SE re abt d election... y re u pissed off ?

Abeg I use God beg u, do ur tin alone , So many Good Igbo people so I won't jump into conclusion bcous of this clown..



I luv Onu, he his very brilliant,,, Nice 1 Buhari
....

God bless SS
God bless Nigeria

Proudly Nigerian , from SS

I think the guy is sick.

captainBIAFRA:

Cheap attempt at appeasing the people of the lower Niger.
This wont help, just start working on your campaign promises or better still declare state of emergency in all sectors and create a ministry for corruption. Lest i let go of my boot for some asss kicking soon

Corrupt soldier i u re sick

shammah1:
A suspected member of the armed robbery gang that attacked a bank in Lekki, Lagos in March this year says he was given only N50,000 from the operation that claimed the lives of three police officers and a teenage street hawker. Ekelemo Kuete.

The suspect, an Ondo state indigene, who is one of the four arrested this week (all 4 pictured below), said 15 of them went for the operation and that he was the one that drove the speed boat that took the robbers to the crime scene and drove them after they had completed their operation.

"We were 15 in number that went for that operation and we used two speed boats. Five of us stayed back in the boat at Lekki while the other 10 went inside the bank. When they killed the policemen and two other civilians I queried them but they didn’t listen. I am the speed boat driver that took the armed robbery gang to Lekki on March 12, 2015. I didn’t want to go, they forced me, and after the operation, they gave me N50,000. I have not gone for robbery operation before now; I am into oil bunkering in Arepo along Lagos Ibadan expressway, a community in Ogun state. I know they were robbers when the contracted me to use my speed boat to convey them through the waterways to Lekki. I make money from oil bunkering between N50,000- N80,000 each time I go to work" he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/my-involvement-in-the-lekki-bank-robbery-suspect/

Cc:Lalasticlala

USELESS MILLITANT

Djicemob:
Which of this body organ never rest? Or which do you think is the busiest and most hardworking?

A.The brain
B.The Eyes
C.The Nose
D.The Ears
E.The Heart
F.The Mouth

Pls choose and state your reasons

Cc:Obinoscopy lalasticlala

The heart even if you are sleeping it continue pumping .

freeboy604:
Did you actually think that you made sense with this your contribution?

I wonder ooooo

borlarge:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/182230-buhari-has-no-powers-to-stop-ait-from-covering-him-dokpesi.html

Sir o fe to big time

ShowYourCertificate:
No more will to fight. Their general, Buhari, has won the election

U must be clueless

politricks:
Have you used your meds today?

pls help me ask him

HelenBee:
Read her piece as published on The Trent below:

The comedian and mother of two Helen Paul, writes down her views and disappointment in President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari recent statement that he cannot guarantee the safe return of the kidnapped Chibok girls..

Hmmm… it’s one year and some days now since the Chibok girls have been missing. Yet, the days are still counting because we have no clue about their whereabouts.

This is a very sad development indeed. No doubt, it was a disappointment that the outgoing government failed to locate and rescue the girls from the hands of their Boko Haram abductors.

As a mother, who knows what the pains of child labour and child upbringing are all about, I heaved a sigh of relief when Muhammadu Buhari emerged winner of the presidential election. It was not because I like him more than Jonathan, but because I listened to one of his campaigns, where he promised to bring back the girls if elected into office.

Perhaps, Nigerians elected him on that premise.
I feel that, at least, it will be a great achievement for whoever locates and brings back the girls to their respective families. In fact, whoever achieves that will be celebrated as a hero all over the world. But then, I have seen another reason to believe that all politicians are the same.

Their modus operandi may only be different. A few days ago, exactly when it clocked one year that the girls had been missing, Buhari broke my heart, just like that of other Nigerians when he said his government could not promise to bring back the girls! I felt really devastated because that comment was a sharp contrast to the promises he made to all Nigerians and the world at large during his campaigns.

Honestly, I try not to be disappointed because you can always expect anything from Nigerians, politicians in particular. They can promise heaven on earth during campaigns, but the moment they get to power, they promptly renege on their promises. Such is life in this part of the world where we find ourselves.

I tried to put myself in the shoes of the parents, relatives and neighbours of the missing girls, who, perhaps, solicited votes for the retired General after hearing his campaign promise that he would bring back the girls. How will they feel now hearing him say something to the contrary?

There is an adage in Yoruba that says ‘ omo eni ku san ju omo eni sonu lo,’ meaning that it is better for someone’s child to die than to be missing. I can imagine the different thoughts and imaginations that would have saddled the minds of those girls’ parents. If the girls are dead (which I don’t pray for anyway), the parents will mourn for sometime and recover, but that they are missing is another experience entirely.

http://www..ng/2015/04/30/i-am-disappointed-in-buhari-helen-paul-must-read/

Helen me too am disappointed in you because this govt has not done anything to locate this girls and bring them back and u re now disappointed in the incoming President . face ur work

babyfaceafrica:
Wait o....she is dissapointed thaT buhari wa been realistic ? Well unless buhari himself kidnapped those girls,thhen I don't expect him to bring back those girls easily,only God knows where they are...helen abeg leave all this sentiments and emotions...only God can guarantee the safe retun of those girls

God go punish dat ur mouth

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Buh if na oga Jonathan, dem go send lie muhammad to accuse d president of spending public funds
Never enter, he don deh use private jet
Hypocrisy, wad a fake pastor....
Soon Buhari and his household go dey move around wif private jet and sharia*reporters go kip quiet, I pity "change chanters"

Hater no dey see good thing

bisous:
Hmmm,all this "at all at all naim bad" new appointments,looks like GEJ owes that family a huge favour......

hmmmm inlaw na mini god

vheMa:
I see saw number 3,2 and 5

571

naijainfogalery:
Would you rock This Denrele Hairstyle?

https://www.naijanani.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/denrele.png

http://www.naijanani.com/rock-denrele-hairstyle/

cc lalasticlala

This guy is crazy

silverdam:
Dear Tecno Mobile,

I'm writing this letter with excessive sweating all over my body, which implies i'm unhappy. I'm a big fan of Tecno Products, i admire their brand, for the fact that it's not longer referred to as "Chinko". I remember how i feel in love with Tecno products, it was in my final year in school, i was still managing my Blackberry Bold 2, my female friend brought her Tecno Phantom, i fell in love with the phone, it was fabulous, i was jealous of her cos it was her sugar daddy that actually bought the phone for her, i don't have sugar daddy cos i'm a boy and i don't have the luxury to buy such an expensive phone. Ever since that day i began to google Tecno products, i was delighted i did, that was how i found out about Tecno Phantom Pad Mini, it was love at first sight. After reading the full specifications, i fell deeper in love with it but no money to buy it, the price tag was N35,000, where do i want to get that?

So i started saving up also hoping that the price would have been reduced before i gather the money together. It wasn't easy at all, i would have to save upto 60% of my feeding allowance all because of Tecno Phantom Pad Mini. I was so obsessed with it, to the extent that i saved the image on my phone. After 3 months of depriving myself of good food, good clothes and clubbing, i was able to raise N30,000. I had to sell my blackberry to make it complete, luckily for me the price of the phone was reduced to exact amount. I was so happy to have raised the money, cos the journey wasn't easy, it wasn't easy at all ooo.

Finally, finally, i bought the phone, i was so happy, i was on top of the world, even though there was no money for subscription, i was still happy. I made some of my friends and hostel mates jealous, i earned little respect from haters, i had pride, i don't allow anybody to touch my phone anyhow. I was so crazy in love with my phone, i was always flaunting it in lecture room, come and see beefing. Selfies nko? I became a selfie freak, taking selfies everyday, even in the toilet.

I enjoyed blogging with the phone, i'm a blogger and blogging has never been that easy for me like that, i had to abandon my laptop for my phone, writing of stories became so easy and interesting for me, i don't need laptop to write fiction & non-fiction stories and publish them on my blog, everything was done on my Tecno Phantom Pad Mini. I became so attached to my phone.

8 months later, i was in the toilet reading some articles on my phone for a job interview i'm suppose to attend the following day. I just don't know what came over me, i was so careless and my beloved phone fell into a bucket of water. I screamed, i cried, forget about big boys don't cry, seriously i cried like a christmas goat. I was restless, i couldn't sleep, my mum blamed me, i was just crying. The next day i took it to an engineer, i got a bad news, i was told the phone was beyond repair. I cried, did you know why i cried? I cried because i starved myself to buy the phone, i cried because my haters will mock me and i also cried because of my blogging and stories saved on my phone, everything were all gone. I took the phone to 3 different engineers, i was told the same bad news.

I missed my Tecno Phantom Pad Mini, i don't have the luxury to buy the phone presently cos i'm just a fresh graduate, unemployed and no more allowances. Tecno Mobile, i write to you to please help my situation, i'm frustrated already, i am already attached to my Tecno Phone, i missed selfie, BBM, Instagram and every other beauty that comes with the phone. Portable blogging has been difficult for me, writing of stories is not interesting anymore. I missed my TECNO PHONE. Tecno Mobile please come to my aid and assist me, na beg i dey beg.


Tosin Silverdam

TAKE IT TO TECNO SERVICE CENTER. SO STOP crying POOR BOY.

oloyolo:
II

3310 aye ojabo ko to OMO na bouncing.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
I hate APC
Obanikoro just killed it
International observers re as confused as APC

You better enter Lagoon now hater

steppin:
Those ones na amateur/small time robbers!
Try those ones wey dey do bank robbery, bodi go tell you.

Useless talk that means yourself you are robber too with experience.

Nichobabe:
Too fat.

NICE ASS I NEED HER NO PLEZZZZZZ

tinkinjow:
Some pips will think APC stand a chance in akwa ibom. Dream on. Even with my soft spot for them...

The truth is, it's 5 times easier for PDP to win Lagos than APC win akwa ibom
Again when violence or protest is reported, you've got to question where? If there are 5 incidences of violence apparently in 5 polling units or wards, can one safely conclude that there was no elections and the results from thousands or hundreds of polling units or wards respectively are faked? To even think that there are 31 LGA in the state, how many of these can the APC comfortably claim victory?
If so then what happened to the card readers that were used, where they also faked.
I think that the essence of the card readers was to stop people from ballots stuffing and faking results.

Sorry if voters were accredited using the card readers as i know happen generally across the state then APC are just wasting their time.
As the card readers make elections difficult to rig, so also do they make election results difficult to cancel

one sided story what of d killings and box snatching . Olodo