₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
The nature of your past can be gleaned from this singular sentence.

JohnAOne:
Amen!
But, are you presuming ALL mothers are responsible?

SweetDipBenny:
May God bless u with quintuplets. Happy sunday 😊

phemmyfour:
Like we don't have irresponsible mothers too? You must be a Misandrist

Oxdorf:
Amin. May Allah grant you your heart desires.
Abeg no vex oh, I never abandon the thread. I was just super busy yesterday. It's still early morning here. No worry I go post something today. Thanks for following.

One packet of noodles for your head!

obiekunie01:
yep.

obiekunie01:
what state in sot sot tht doesnt have a name?

tot u r living in the not

sageb:
Ikegwuru situation 😂

Shapeaso:
Guy relax, your baby will find you when he/she grow up.

Schrodinger2:
US

Schrodinger2:
Yeah, never prepared swallow since I left 9ja.

SIXTEENTH:
No prob my bro they will here you

Schrodinger2:
I usually make Nigerian jollof rice, sometimes, I use spaghetti instead of par boiled rice.

I've stayed without any form of swallow and soup for 360 days. A lady knew and prepared Amala with egusi before I set a new record of Year.

Bluntguy:
Aah! My sister let me tell you; "na so I take die?, God I no go near dat house again o if you deliver me from this dog today"

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..
One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.
My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.
Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.
Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

Dshocker:
Life no hard naaaa, you go just swallow am