₦airaland Forum

sinaj:
if d gurl iz a gold digger, d guy iz a pusssy digger

Harsh!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLkliZYYR8Y

watch this video for the best anwser. Lol. If she answers them correctly. Then marry her fast. Thank me later.

Orijin101:
what do you mean by that ?

he means you are a dead man walking! RIP.

Are there really people who don't have sex before marriage?? Its just as surprising and as rare as seeing BIGFOOT walk around. I can't do it!

prettythicksme:
hehehehe i hate this!i dey mad?y i go carry my husband

Too much pride.

Lmaoooo. ..someone help me stop laughing. I can't. Too funny.

In 2015....there is no forgiveness after doing this.

Lala247:
*grabs popcorn*

dat dp though. Holy cow! Can you say melons?

To delay or avoid rapists

Zara09:
Just tell her the honest truth that you forgot and take her out for a dinner...

are you sure you are a girl? Because you said that like you know she is that understanding.

OP! Just so you know. The gift you get for a girl must be something mindblowing if you forget her birthday. So i hope your money is long, if not! Then forget her like you forgot her birthday because she may do the same. Girls take birthday seriously.

A crush is just a lust. I think!!

prettythicksme:
The babe wey go carry u,go really try cos u looks chubby

chubby?? Lmaoo...I am just 190 pounds. Chubby is 250. My ex carried me a few times. So my next will be just fine.

PunkyOh:
Lolest @ future murderer. Nah, I'd never hurt a fly. I'm just an intense person.

maybe not a fly, just a cheater with ya kidney and another woman.

sinaj:
if I use all my strength to carry you in d daytime, which one will i use to carry you in the night

I thought girls like to say "I AM A STRONG WOMAN!!"...don't worry. I am sure you will be alright!

Strange world we live in. Gonna say a special prayer for her. God never fail those who do good things.

PunkyOh:
LOL! I find him very attractive though. Yum

okey then! If u say so.

Never been friendzoned but I friendzone real quick.

MzNelly:
Timaya-Ukwu

lmaooo. What'sslow about that??

My future wife must do this. I need to know her strength and weakness...

Hahah! Look at the guy at the back. His mouth dropped. ...

Lmaooo. ...classic. I remember I used to switch plates with my brother and he won't know. Because he was always talking

PunkyOh:
LOL, I wouldn't butcher anyone either. I'd just think about it. A LOT.

Hahaha. You'd want to run into my arms. Believe that

Well damn. Lol. Scary stuff!! ....Lmaoo! Why wud i ran into your arms when you sound like a future murderer right about now. No thank you! If i see you..i am going the other way. Safety over everything!

PunkyOh:
Asamoah Gyan
Gyptian
Idris Elba
Flex Alexander
Miguel
Bob Marley
Kendrick Lamar
Nia Long (girl crush)
Scarlet Johanssen (girl crush)
Tamala Jones (girl crush)
Hansika Motwani (girl crush)

Asamoah gyan?? Really!!! He looks like a fawkboi to me. Just saying.

Cutehector:
lool of all ppo amber rose. My preek wil refuse to stand if I see her unclad

son! That's your problem. As for me, she is curved in all d right places naturally.

gofyourself:
And?!

PunkyOh:
Your loss then

Don't tell me you wouldn't want to butcher someone you just gave a new lease on life & they repay you by being deceitful. All I'm saying is that, we better part on amicable terms & he better be very nice towards me afterwards or I may just change my mind & demand what's mine back. Even if it's to flush it down the toilet.
Without a vital part of me in him, I'd forgive him for cheating & let him go without a scratch. But I think I'll have a very hard time letting it go when he still has what God gave ME. I'll be very resentful.

Yes I would want to butcher someone if they are deceitful but I won't. There is power in letting go. I am nice like that.

Anyways. Since you may demand you lungs or kidney back. Lmaol. ...do me a favor!! Let me see your picture so I know what you look like and run for my life in case I ever see u. It's a very small world.

Justfollowit:
Isn't she mad? I mean who in his or her right sense would wake up and write something so demeaning without considering the history of his\ her race

The black race deserve better

Exactly what I was thinking. Know your history before you let your mouth speak. Black race has been bashed beyond belief.

Ladybluecash:
D most important, dnt tell him. I dnt love you and i missed my period

Now this is a girl I like. She knows better. We don't want to hear all that!