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Ladybluecash:
D most important, dnt tell him. I dnt love you and i missed my period

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Jhene Aiko, amber rose, and halle berry! ...they can get it!!

PunkyOh:
Boy you'd be lucky to have me or someone like me I have very deep feelings. It's not my fault that most people are scum & undeserving of my good side.

Lmaooo @ i will be lucky to have you. You must be very confident in your personality. I guess thats a good thing. PEOPLE being scums and under deserving is "PEOPLES " fault. ....looking at what you said earlier, I know I don't need that kinda LUCK. You gonna ask for ya body part back if we break up? ...that's cold! You should just let the man go even if he cheated.

PunkyOh:
Ok whatever but if we breakup, then I think I'd want it back. Sorry. He's not about to get phly around town with MY kidney. He better sleep with one eye open

I doubt I'd ever make such a sacrifice for anyone except my child. People are too underhanded & sly to be fully trusted. So fùck him & his ailments.

...lord save me from women like this...amen

Justfollowit:
It is okay for her to bleach, it is her skin.

For what she has written she needs to be institutionalized for the rest of her life, we wouldn't want others to contact her illness, would we?

She needs to be admitted yesterday. I won't wish her madness on my enemies.

Chai...people are bored Ohh.

Another recycling bin post. I have seen this a thousand times already.

Justfollowit:
OMG!

Sometimes I have no choice but to question God, imagine you breathing the same oxygen as that fool.

I would hate to. Ignorance is contagious sometimes. The day they introduce bleaching cream is the day I embrace and cherished the beautiful of a dark chocolate woman or a caramel or natural fairer skinned woman. Plus! I noticed bleached skinned doesn't glow as much as natural skin. It's just nasty!!!

Looking at your dp. I see why. ....ask jesus to fix it!

It's one of the wonders of the world. You don't see that everyday. Imagine a church gping girl with three porn videos on her phone? Now that's a sight to see!

Ignorance at this level is the only time I condone violence. Stupid people like this deserve a good beat down. Someone should mop the floor with her face, preferably her parents. If you are not proud of who you are, then you are vulnerable to weakness. In my opinion, she was ugly before and she is still ugly after.

Blackett:
[color=#200000]Yeah. . . If I'm an _idiot. [/color]

Brah! Even idiots know better. Lol.

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Mhizizzy:
Jesus brings husband

Husband brings sex

U came from sex

Nd no be God bring u so?

Mydear! You are talking to a man that was born from LOVE MAKING not sex from the back of a car or street corner. There are very few of my kind.

ifex370:
why is sex even on the list...


























sex is overrated.

its only overrated if you are not doing it right.

Mhizizzy:
No4 brings all

Haan Haan! The God I serve don't bring sex. you need jesus.

rokiatu:
If you was dumb enough to have unprotected sex when you are not ready for a child yet then your stupidity is beyond measure. My only advice is to stop wasting time thinking so much and go look for any kind of work for that matter even if you have to clean shoes. You are going to be a father congrats in advance. When you was hitting it raw and enjoying yourself, you didn't think about this day abi? When you was c..umming in her, you had no idea there was a thing call,pregnancy right? And the morning after you and your dumb gf couldn't think of a thing call "the morning after pill" ni? Well you see God give us a brain for a reason, if you can't think and make logical decisions you will be left to face the consequences.

Welcome to the real world.

You never fail to amaze me with your opinions. What a diss!!

HSinclair:
Comeons engliesh u dnt underatance, u shud b anshame of ursafs hediot man person!

Lass warmings, shear ur stonries or live mine thrend b4 I calls d monds

please! I am begging you to call the mods on me. I am sure the only person who will understand your lame english is buhari. So call the mod and let's see how far your request can go.

HSinclair:
I have wife, we leave hapinely n am nor dump, u beita shear ur stonries or live dis thrend naw b4 I calls monds two banns ur live

brother! With all these spelling mistakes, the only person you should be calling is all your English teachers.

You are right though. That's the girl every man wants but claim they are extinct.

What. I need my girl to wake up with me half unclad or unclad even. What kind of dreams do u have OP??

When I see posts like this I wonder how people sleep at nite and wake up in the morning so dumb?? ...maybe he wants to compare joystick sizes dats why he is asking. Who knows!! ..all these locked in the closet dudes need to come out. 14 years as a slave awaits u.

If she knows then she has a plan that you don't know about. I will call him the foolish one

Lmaooo...now that's what I am talking about.

baralatie:
chai!! cork see your life!
oh no!

Don't mind him. Lol

MrCork:
,,,,all becus u got rejected u started bashin women....Bein gay is yor choise and we hav notin against u gay people.. GROW UP SON!!

lmaoo. Rejected by who? ? I have nothing against gay people. That's their perogative.

MrCork:
....STOP LYIN MAN...SEE YOR HEAD LIKE GHANA MADE CANDLE

...EVERY MAN CAME TO NAIRALAND TO LOOK FOR WOMAN....PIRRRROD!!!

Speak for yourself you little fart. Listen! If you are telling me every man came here to look for women then that says you can't find a woman around you and you have to resort to E-pimping. And that summaries your life!!

MrCork:
every man come to nairalland to chase women.....sometimes u win, sometimes u loose...

...bro ..ma professional advise....learn to deal with rejection.. Goat!!! (no ofeinse)!

Let me tell you something. I can barely trust these girls i meet on a daily basis, so What makes you think I would want to talk to anyone online? Even if they are drop dead gorgeous, i rather take my chances with someone I have met with a character I can detect. So yes! The most I can do is think that they are beautiful or whatever but tthat's where it ends.

I came to nairaland to stay entertained. You ape shit!!

By d way...I have never been rejected by any girl in my life.

Mhizizzy:
Pure craziness

Acting as some1 else

Yup! That's exactly why I believe alot of females her are men in disguise. It's just insanity. ....some are just gay people waiting to be 14 years a slave. (Prison!)

MrCork:
...Seee yor head like Bicycle tyre....when u waz chasin them, they were nice babes.....coz they reject u, they are now men...abi? .....Brother ama a lover not a figher...please please please, don't make me swaaaar for u!! (no ofeinse)

oh lord! who is this planet of the apes escapee talking to me. I don't chase women I haven't met before. Never have and never will.

Nostradamus:
guys who are not as mindblowing as me.

lmaoo