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Amokachi 41years old? Chineke Oluwa wa oooo

Nawa ooo

[lol na problem wey una dey get be dat...u are abusing fayose and u still ask or want some of his supporters to buy ur power banks...u must be high on some cheap things...u don't mix business with politics dullard ;Dquote author=SimpleVili post=36783490]And Fayose is at it again...


Place your orders for long-lasting solar power banks. See my signature.[/quote]

2019 campaign already in progress




quote author=Mogidi post=36775925]Hmmm! Chop I Chop Party, he would steal NIb to compensate for this charity act.[/quote]

no be lie na dos time's fuel no go dey inside dem vehicle.. ;

author=nikkiking post=36775094]That was fast . If it's average or middle class Nigeria they won't act so fast . Naija popo i hail una ooo. Happy Sunday to everyone in tha houz [/quote]

Who are the We??


quote author=otokx post=36759974]We stopped reading when you tried to draw a parallel using an American governor. Its like comparing banana and cucumber, bad premise leads to wrong conclusion.[/quote]

God bless you....Was watching hiptv couple of days ago and one of d new artist was actually singing dat he is going to tk codeine with refnol and get high lol imagine? Wat message is dat one passing around

uote author=DaBullIT post=36759353]I would rather have One more fela

than the

Shakiti bobos

or

Ojuelegbas

or

Limpopos

and the rest of them


all everyone seem to care about this days is service to pocket and fame [/quote]

Did anyone see that printers inks were purchased for 39.5 million naira Jesus christ dats about 260,000 dollars

I don't understand it too my broda....I used to believe it happens in movies only ni oooo I mean broken marriages with kids will surely have negative effects on the kids involved but with thing's I have seen I will advice ppl to stay away from too much of friends and family around,learn to pray together with ur wife/husband and kids even if it is for few minutes,save and plan well,cutting ur expenses, take the family out,renew Ur love for ur partner etc




uote author=DDeliverer post=36745141]its funny how a man and a woman will start off loving each other ........and at the end of the day, they become enemies!

i dont understand it...[/quote]

Lol see oyinbo having their materials to note down important discussions yet when our ppl go Yankee none of them was seen with any materials to note down information's yet we were told they don't need it cos they have aides and assistants mtschwwww as if those aides where inside the wall's cos I failed to see any of them in the Yankee pics...yet all they can do is put up their Yankee visit pic's as an achievement well I no blame them sha instead I blame their gullible followers no wonder those peeps from their side know nothing more than boasting around and claiming other ppls area as their's..

I beg space remain small or una fit lap me abeg... ;Dquote author=himkers post=36719090]

Pls, just dress small for me. I fit manage attach shaa. Make I follow una laff dis laff. Buhuhuhuhu hohohohoho hehehehehe !![/quote]

Exactly my thought cos I don't see this woman over powering the woman...may God forgive me but was he trying to rape her


Op please tell us what exactly happened nah




quote author=cold post=36684160]Sad..really sad. But few questions though. How is it possible for a grown kid like the one in the pic can just take all that torture without putting up some defense? Secondly,how do we know the woman in the subsequent pic committed the act? There's no way of telling. We need to verify from other sources.[/quote]

Nawa ooo 23years old mother with a 7 year old son

Perhaps she doesn't want the child to go astray or made the same mistake that she made while she was 15...

Op the funniest thing is dat I was researching on this topic this morning and what I found amazing is that majority of them are in/from ondo state

Lol u no lie at all.


quote author=donholy28 post=36529379]Jesus! If this na d finest girls in unilag then unilag girls no fine[/quote]

Became or becomes?

quote author=Warldbest post=36475929]FTC. Tho his music career is fading, hope he will enter politics nd became american future president[/quote]

Amen men

Airforce1:
Big Boys Things

Someday you guys are gonna read "Jay Z meets Legendary Airforce1"

U schooled or schooling in France?


quote author=Unsad post=36461004]Anything goes for Nigerians. I don't care , Paris life sweet pass toto [/quote]

May his soul rest in peace.... Later some ppl will keep praising tenants and screaming that landlords don't respect them....how can you owe house rent and then you are opportuned to get the money,instead of paying your rent so as to pacify your landlord u didn't do dat but end up playing lotto who knows Wat his motives are! Perhaps to win and then go ahead and oppress the landlord... Now he has put his family in more complicated situation cos eventually the landlord will kick them out..


I keep on saying it that been single is far different from been married(including live in partners)... just in case you get kicked out u can always find someone to squat with but when you are married with/without kids do u think it's easy to find someone to accommodate you


I still find it hard to understand why some Nigerians don't actually take their shelter as the number one priority Cos if u pay your rent ontime you can't get to have troubles with your landlord...

It's their and not there


quote author=tola9ja post=36460481][size=18pt]top : they filll there stomach with ogagoro like there boss (Gej)


down:lack of pot belly like there boss (pmb)[/size][/quote]

U won't see introvert rushing for Ftc on.this kind of threads

Food or kunu from Isle body??



ote author=IamOpemipo post=36423401]Chop she no gree [/quote]

The way some people post fake and false news on Nairaland cos of Fp is so alarming and also d mods don't even take any step to verify such stories instead they will also just push it to FP failing to understand that alot of people(not only Nigerians) actually read these news and yet some will complain of failed job interviews, visa denials etc imagine you are the Him of a company? Would you wanna take any student from this department/school serious

These days I doubt if nairaland's Fp isn't been runned by young, uneducated and illiterates...

Imagine: tontos cooking soup,dbanj garri,Jennifer style etc etc is Nairaland a blog or forum?



author=Akkord4gov post=36415902]This is the effect of effort to make front page at all cost like it is a ticket to becoming a millionaire.Have read a lot of stories here cooked so as to make front page.It is a pity.You disgraced your school in the name of front page and you are now asking for forgiveness.Your forgiveness is in the hand of other Uniben Students anyway.Wetin concern Eksuites with Unibenites.lol

...and besides,the kneeling down was so real,u didn't have any evidence to making us think otherwise.Those laughing were just making jest of the mumu guy kneeling down
Don't worry,it happens not only in your school,fear of failure can make any students do the unbelievable and to succumb to any embarrassment[/quote]

Using bodmas d answer is 7

Lol op u no lie ooo at all...and dis naija babe fit be correct kpako ooo...d way and manners dat some peeps use words these day's it's so disgusting..

I mean what d hell is :mawin? We should go and mu awin or morning?



quote author=Dklef post=36319023]MY CHAT WITH AWHITE GIRL :
.
.
Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

.

.
Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
.
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

.

.
Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
.
.
..Idiots[/quote]

:Ddat ela/isho hot like fire.


quote author=WAYword post=36360005]Go and source for the pics na? or ur joblessness no reach dat extent?[/quote]

Op you are right,but let me ask you a simple question? Hv u ever dealt with an Igbo trader If not then give it a trial...a Product of #50 can be sold to you for #500 or #5000 if you can't bargain...Am I lieing!

Go to their women in the market and see for your self and for their men no do wahala when next u see dem hawking dat fake gucci sunglasses, kindly ask for the price and dey can say it's 5k cos it's original from Italy But just tell him 200 naira and see if he doesn't sell it




quote author=CuteMaryJ post=36315312]Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff. But the moment we are out of these shops and want tobuy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof.

Poor widow with 12 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it wasfor her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough. But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying. Some of us even step back into our cars and make to drive away.

But because 'half bread is better chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain. In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well. God will definitely provide.'' While you happily chop the luscious banana.

Take some seconds out and think about this, guys. Please don't bargain hard with small vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, Gucci shoes but to LIVE and EAT!

Love,
Laila Ijeoma

Source: http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/something-really-urgent-to-ponder-on.html[/quote]

She has gotten herself a job so as to keep body and soul together





quote author=frankay430 post=36291967]professional course will do. am dancing shakitiBOBO...FTC again. where is my sweet heart INTROVERT[/quote]

Gbogbo nkan lon jo ara Oko loju,,,is it d yacht dats d big deal or cos it's dangote's yacht cos last time I checked there ain't a big deal with Dino and riding a yacht isn't a big deal cos everyone CAN do so irrespective of age,wealth,location etc...

[Lol,hw nah ..u bera be careful or else na 14 yearsbo

quote author=Taylor86 post=36305200]

me and u[/quote]

Mr taylor pls is dis u and introvert?

quote author=Taylor86 post=36296779] him own better

4 yrs now we're still strong

i love u baby

beauty is in the eyes of beholder [/quote]

Op, hw many times will this news be on nairaland and even FP for that matter