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I think he's very right on this...let them employ graduates to join our police force,let them try to attract nigerians in the diaspora especially the young ones..go to western world now and see their new police recruit...

even if the blindman knows that obj is the most handsome president naija ever had and will ever have..

Lalasticlala

Nawa ooo no sign of good living... They're coming for me but who cares!??

What exactly is happening to nairaland these days? Is someone is smiling equals happiness... Op and the mod wjo moved this topic to fp can you specifically tell us the reason, impact, benefits or the importance of this post...


Nigerian businesses actually fails because when they get to some stages it's assumed that they're made... Uncle seun please wait till a strong competitor will arise and your nairaland is hone... Wait ooo wait small u hear

I dey tell you, imagine copy copy up and down p

Akkord4gov:
This is what oyinbo go see and call Africans Monkey
People wey u dey copy sef no dey go to d extent

I saw this pre-wedding picture and I can't stop laughing.. To me this is wrong in all ramifications.. What are your thoughts about it


Lalasticlala come and see oooo

So people will actually pay 5.5 for contesting,?? If they happen to win the election, how, where and when will they get their money back and is it same amount or with interests and benefits and if it's the latter then what's the percentage??


Now I know better why politics in naija is a do or die affair

I swear u no lie... The movie Industry nko?? Those ones plenty die

dagr8:
See the number of up and coming artistes at the programme
Everybody is aspiring to be an entertainer...Soon we will all because entertainers and there will be no one to entertain

Exactly my thought when I watched the video as well



uote author=OgbonnaUbani post=45511261]From the video, it's obvious the archbishop was referring to the Afghan President when he said "this particular president is not corrupt". Buhari's propagandists will not kill us with lies[/quote]

Is she disabled

Really?

quote author=misscall247 post=45498621]only those within abuja sld click my signature pls[/quote]

Op c'mon this is the most hilarious of your post... This is damn hilarious

Cribpark:
24. That bold attempt to Spell in quotations by your semi-literate Artisan
“Kotasan of Litedi” (a.k.a Quotation For Lintel)

Na fireman dey work with you for sites

hysteriabox:
Hilarious.
Have you met a big client onsite, surrounded by all and sundry....
As he moves around with the architect and like 20 other people... He sees an open pipe and enquires "what's this"....
That moment when EVERYONE opens their mouth all at once to explain to him... Me the architect be like "damn! Indiana Jinkens"

I also met a foreman who was trying to impress the client by countering what me the architect says.. .
Client-so how many bags for the casting?
Me-let's budget 80 to 100 bags, give or take
Fireman-no o. E nor oreash! 40 or 50 go finish am...

Then the client looks at a building not far off...the 6" decking had been casted.
Client-i want quality like that one o
Foreman-oga no mind the man wey get am... Him work no good! That casting wey Hin do 6", e suppose be 9" o. I tell am him no hear
ME-EH! BLOOD OF GOD

Retired army general


quote author=TippyTop post=45491111]Obama: a constitutional Law Professor.
Bubu: ? ? ? ? ?[/quote]

You mean that picture with one professor

quote author=KINGofTOTO post=45475776]
Lol, i even remember one of his campaign picture of him drinking sachet milo,[/quote]

God bless you

PaulJohn1:
About 30 rides and none is Nigerian made, yet we expect Nigeria's economy to grow.
We keep helping the economy of those that can buy the whole country 7X (Japan, Germany, France, UK)

Op naso you and your friends face dey be??

Well well na u know what you look like.

Grandpa is surely high on some cheap things.!! Of cos everything is done for a reason or benefits, people go to God to receive the word of God, some people go to school so as to become successful in life, some people just to make ftc will type rubbish...

Op is Benin a university?

You mean sey na thr landlord Papa give jmartins wife belle wey dem come take born this pikin


It's ladyf again



quote author=jazinogold post=45487560]see as d pikin resemble their landlord father [/quote]

39billion for masquerade job provision and 25 billion for pencil production

paste the revelations here

yusaze807:
hmmm

SEE THE SHOCKING REACTION OF FANS HERE (COMMENTS) @@

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/tiwa-savage-returns-to-social-media-thanks-fans.html

Say what?

bettersexlife06:
hmmmnn

And I still don't know why you think I would actually bite my tongue after reading your post


quote author=zoneros post=45408021]I couldn't understand why it hurts a lot when you bite your tongue accidentally but it doesn't hurt when you bite it intentionally, and what I couldn't understand most is why you're biting your tongue right now ?![/quote]

No worry

tosyne2much:
Why u talk say I dey corrupt?

You're corrupt more than tbi, afcandy join together

tosyne2much:
I kuku dey on my own when oga Wristbangle start Aluta against the kinds of ladies we should avoid...

Since the OP has started the Aluta, I don't have a choice other than support him


Where are my fellow alleged misogynist on nairaland?

Cc
TheSonOfMark
Vizkiz
Naijaboiy
Searching4love
Wristbangle
Etc

Before their arrival lemme add mine


9. Those that are obsessed with Joysticks

A joystick obsessed lady is such a big off for me... In fact, I will gallantly reject such a lady even if given the chance to swap her with my Blackberry Torch 1.. These ladies want men that will sexually satisfy them forcing these men to use their hard earned salary to buy buruntashi, opa eyi, viagra, yoyo bitters and the likes, all in a bid to satisfy them in bed.. Before you know it, at the end of the month, the man won't be able to boast of N5,000... As for me, if a lady is not satisfied with my 2mins bleeping, she should go and jump inside Elegushi beach cos she's not gonna get a ring from me


10 Those that Bash Guys In the Romance section

Hey listen ! Before you disagree with me, kindly have patience and listen to what I want to say... Since ladies are easily influenced in nature that their orientation about relationship changes immediately they hear other ladies' perceptions about relationship... Many ladies in the romance section keep blowing trumpet on how their lives revolves around men's money, and a result of this, other ladies become influenced with this same ideology, therefore, they bash and wage war against broke men such as Vizkiz, Cutehector, STFUareyougod, TheSonOfMark and so on.. I prefer ladies in the Diary section, but as for the Romance section, they are such a big turn off for me.

Because Her/his brain is so shallow

jesse8048:
And who told you that men in that context represents male only?

So you even get heart like this? Where those your fake e-teeth quote author=ladyF post=45380500]RIP

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again [/quote]

Abajo wey kuruna Don spoil your Yansh last time wey we meet


quote author=ladyF post=45378801]No wonder. Na garri sure pass this period. Even groundnut and sugar don cost Na salt I dey use drink my garri now, w/o groundnut. Baba God epp me!

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again [/quote]

and na only fayose go beefit from the supposed raiil system? and who's gonna get the credit in the end?

bender79:
Lol..didn't he say his grand father is clueless?

Well well i don't know the traditions of the other tribes in naija but madam t suppose know sey u the rod wey dem take beat first wife is still available for other wives.....how can you marry a married man and believe he's gonna be loyal to you i mean that's insane...if the ex sef no fit talk what about the sugarcoated backup's that she might have? the tee'z problem might not be natural anyways and i'm still wondering how tee billz take know sey dem donj,2baba et.al don knack hin wife..but i'm suspecting badoo, bangalee and who knows it might be from an enemy of the mavins....according to the interview tiwa granted she said she's never cheated on tee and that means she might have slept with donj et.al before getting married to distributor tee.