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Like my dick NIGGGGA

I really don't like the way men of God are rallying around politicians this days, can't they just stick to what they do best (mind control) in front of the pulpit

cao:
So cute? Jesus please take the wheel, before I lodge it in his brain and/or so far up his rectum, that he would need to do a series of specific coughs to procreate, urinate & defecate.

You really need to learn how to start your sentence in a way that I won't be too angry to finish it. The first part of your sentence really isn't doing you any favours.

you can vex for Africa ehn, come jare and take your new year kiss,mod of the year 2014

It's a way of life in PH,there's no guy man that hasn't been to sanko before, ojo is not ur friend

cao:
What the hell?! Hell to the freaking no, don't you ever say that to a woman. That shtako is not funny, don't use that as a joke or as a compliment. When you (men), decide to go out for the night, you don't even think of the possibility that you'll be raped, you have a drink, you can leave it on the table, to go to the loo. You can decide to walk or get a taxi back home drunk without any incident. Worse case, your drunk arse will get in a fight.
Women, not so much. It is there in the back of your mind, you go out with friends, you learn self-defence, rape whistles, mace/pepper spray, you act like a hawk - so some opportunist doesn't spike your drink, you pray to God/Budda/any deity that will listen that you arrive home intact & alive. Even when you go out with a guy, that doesn't guarantee your safety - dude could also be your rapist. Then to top it all off, if you do get raped, they're folks who would blame you saying you asked for it because:
A. The way you're dressed.
B. The guy spent x amount of money, you should have freely opened your legs.
C. You should have watched your drink.
D. You shouldn't have gotten drunk.
E. You already said yes, why did you change your mind?
Or whatever new ways people go victim shaming, the fact that they're rapists who get away with it. I'm always grateful that it has never happened to me, but I do know people it happened to. I had a housemate, who got raped & actually went through to report it to the police, go through all the hoops and the rapist got away scot-free.

Don't you ever pull this s*** again, and to any guy who thinks he's complimenting a girl by saying he would rape her, y'all need to really have a sit down and a good think. Since some people seem to lack empathy, let me put it this way for those men who don't understand - A man tells you that he wants to rape you, I'm guessing you won't react with a smile & a thank you...

You just so cute when you flare up,knew you where gon react this way and speak some sense,I'm against rape just as you are

Where that Cao girl make I rape her



The way paedophiles don increase ehn na God go save our smallie dem

4 girls I had genuinely loved and dated travelled out of the country permanently

ViktorMartins:
Well, this happened in the last 72 hours; had a dream my friend and I were in a bus and the bus suddenly crashed! Alas! He called off the friendship today!

Abeg how men dey call off friendship? Or are u queer?

faqman:
this happened when i was still in secondary school back then..
there was this girl who used to come to my house and my friends house, she was so troublesome that if i hear her voice, sometimes i go run away from the house like as if na dog dey pursue me in order for her not to see me.. throughout my stay at the neighborhood
..sometimes i and my friends usually have a discussion, whenever we mention her name in the discussion, it wont take more than 5 mins (or less than an hour) or before that day runs out we go hear a knock on the door...before we know it, it is this girl...

she just show up anytime we mention her name....i cant count the number f tine this has happened..i usually get shocked to the extent that i will tell them not to mention her name...so that she will not appear...i was a little scared thinking she is a witch....My last encounter was when i and my friend came home after just checking my Jamb result...we just said "soso" girl result will be very good oo...as i just finish concluding my sentence...na so i just see her coming to the direction of my house....i was so shocked to the extent i 1 piss for body...

can we call this coincidence

Na ur spirit wife una dey destined to be together,don't fight it

saqo:
Source: http://dailypost.ng/2015/01/09/nigerian-prostitutes-declare-three-days-free-sex-buhari-wins/

The thunder that will fire some people for this life dey wear condom..dirty rubbish

My sister at a time sex dey tire persin,maybe u met him after he has retired and "hung" up his boot

God abeg make my small business wen I dey manage pick up steam make me self narrate my rag to riches story..click like if u believe say u sef go blow



Modified: Chisos see likes ehhh ,Choi e clear say I go touch before this year runs out....

E just dey as if I dey read Tom Clancy novel or dey play metal gear,Kai see plot,abeg na ps3 or ps4 this game dey come out?

NoreenUG:
"jail them all" and still feed them in jail with taxpayers' monies, right?
u pple need to stop being irrational. emotions won't get the job done.

E better make dem chop for jail jare,shebi na only food and AC dem go enjoy,no more private jets and houses in Malibu and Jupiter, JAIL DEM ALL

FrankC3:
I suggest that you get a little more familiar with the position of your party on the issues that concern you before knowing whether to continue calling them your party.

Lol I don't support any party even though I'm an ijaw boy from bayelsa,I'm stating my grievances based on how it affects me,I might not know much about politics,Nigerian politics at that. But my common sense screams for ALL CORRUPT POLITICIANS to be jailed,luckily for dem no be me dey run for presidency I for suggest execution I bet that would have won be enough votes .

FrankC3:
But APC said that Buhari will not jail anybody that has stolen our funds before now. Your party promised to jail only those that steal from the day buhari becomes President, that way, Abacha, Alamiesegha, Bode George, Tinubu, Amaechi, Ibori and Buhari himself is pardoned.

Where u hear that one,abi u follow dem dey meeting? Even at that sef,if they begin arresting the looters from the day Buhari becomes president it's still better than stealing is not corruption

NoreenUG:
GEJ is plugging loopholes and curbing corruption intelligently while buhari's understanding of anti-corruption is jailing ppl aimlessly without trial and witch-hunting his political enemies like obasanjo did.
that is the difference between a graduate and a stark illiterate.

I don't know what u mean but I just want make dem jail ALL the corrupt politicians jare,dia cup don full.I'm voting Buhari just for that single act

How to catch how again na,abi she sef wan catch the oreo too or money?

Yo infoseye I need a fairly used ps4 asap,very cheap one oh,how far?

Pls who are they? Are they stripppers? Strippppers ain't suppose to sing na ,that Cynthia girl go be talkative oh,agbero girl yet she go be persin role model ,anyway e no consign me sef I just wan stay relevant, abeg make una like my post make I show this babe wen siddon by my side say I get fans too for NL

OP and mod una head dey shake? Who gives a flipmode phook about this bullish1t ,Chisos I can't believe how almighty nairaland is being managed.

Guy only u get HIV kon be gay ontop,dem swear for u nii? Be like say u no even dey make any effort to "straighten" your life,I wonder why Taiye never poison u since

That's why I always make fun of their DPs first.. eg

ME: is that you on your DP?
GIRL: yea

ME: your k-leg no be here
GIRL: who is this?

If na 25 be that then I be sperrm,this one no be milf again na gmilf

Sometimes the way some OP dey title dia threads ehn, Smh all wetin u list na general traits for irresponsible men worldwide and not just Nigerians.


Use ur head next time

Shey na Munachi abi abi na Munachi abbi

Na wa oh,every year should be election oh since that's when some people remember dia duties

Sinceee u no expose na now wen election don near u wan show yasef, where u waiting all this year's just to use this as ur campaign strategy

This statement gan gan na hin make me wan vote for u GMB 2015, I no doubt u at all .

But na 80% of the population go enter jail be that oh

Infoseye:
Sounds like fun have you played middle earth shadow of mordor? You would love it, give it a try am downloading Dragon age inquisition I want to give it a try.

I was playing shadow of mordor but it got repetitive at a point so I dropped it and started DA:I, 72hrs into the game and it still feels like I'm just starting...


Side note: I've got to warn u about Dragon age inquisition sha,out of the 72hrs I've been playing it,it took me like a 2days to learn the inventory, war room,crafting system,abilities and weapons.

Casey's hairstyle on a nerdy,video game playing,spectacle wearing girl will do for me