₦airaland Forum

Keneking:
His Excellency, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan PhD,

This mail is to humbly request that you provide us ecological funds to save this pending tsunami in Lagos. To avoid creating additional problems in the country as you stated at The Apostolic Church in Abuja on sunday, kindly fund the mopping of the water and creation of drains in this part of the country. It would not be nice to have you abandon this looming disaster where you are targeting significant votes from your party to return you back to seat in 2015. Although, we know it would be challenging for you to come back given the present circumstances. We know that you can transform this area with your transformation agenda.

From estimates, Ibeju lekki and Ikorodu has been your parties stronghold, we implore you to intervene so that the opposition party would not capitalise on this shortcomings. Looking forward to your timely intervention. Please can I call you when back from your Ibori-connected london visit?

Expecting your response in this regards.

Warm regards

keneking

cc: NEMA (Disaster Management Unit)
Federal Ministry of Finance
Federal Ministry of Environment
Lagos State Environment Protection Agency
Chairman, Eti-Osa Local Government Area
EFCC
Speaker, Lagos State House of Assembly
National Assembly ( Honourable Speaker and Senate President)
PDP Governor's Forum
APC Governor's Forum
Office of the First Lady of Nigeria

Persin wen never care for him people for bayelsa na lekki lon lon him go kon care for,abeg fill form wait for queue

Yet the price of garri is high,go and die

Ignorance is bliss

This is an active VP joo no be that jonsing one we get wen even PEJ dey perform pass

Hope say na power bikes and not okadas sha cos men no go buy

nieema:
Nothing.
Keep doing you. Nothing dey happen.

Send me a private msg, wit ur pin or number pls

nieema:
Don't start no SH..and there won't be any IT. You referenced a song and I replied in kind...and what?

All this abokii girls sef,Oya tell me what do u want from me?

nieema:
"You can ride for a niggah your whole life...New punny fucck it up in one night!"-K.Michell Loyal female remix

Is that what we are doing now? Keep replying me and u might just get it

I just dey look una dey laugh ,God know say wen I touch bar I go worry for this life

Omo if she open pere for me na belly things straightttt

When oyibo dey do dia own ritual dem dey make am look like disappearance and accident ... God dey sha

Why is it always a round figure,why not 99 or 101 every time na 100,50,200..worse still no pic,if na boko now dem go post pics oh

Be like say na billionaires dey reign now oh,be like say I go declare my status weda me sef go find virgin

I know a rich nigggga wants u and u feel there's nothing ur niggga can do for ya,Wallahi bish u ain't loya

fuckshit:
I do fücking appluad your courage; it's not that fücking easy to tell someone you've been in a relationship with that your fücking breaking up ‘face to face’.

but as for the ‘breakup gift’ being cash that's a whole new different shït; you know him best & what his fücking going through @ the monent; but i can fücking say this most guys would love a fücking whole day of ‘breakup sex’

Truu

Rape that bish if she doesn't fall in love after that then fucck that bish

For a minute I thought we was going to say "I cannot categorily tell u one thing then my oga at the top will say another"

Any minute now

Pics or idonbilivit

Why is it whenever a guy is single n searching it takes donkey years to win a girl's heart but as soon as u find someone they come out of the woodwork and act all friendly and interested from nowhere

anonimi:
Do you mean to say YOU are stubborn like a "useless & senseless" goat that is repeatedly flogged just to move from one place to another




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Is that stubbornness by chance a common trait in your folks & friends whom I presume are also part of this beautifully endowed nation, Nigeria

U are a bastarrd for calling me useless,are Nigerians not known to be stubborn? It's a general trait with "we" Nigerians, potty mouthed fool

I kinda like Buhari the guy no dey take nonsense and that's the kind of leader this stubborn nation need

Dude is soo sprung,see hin eye,SEE HIN EYE!!!

homesteady:
I used to be scared to hold chickens before, but I don't know of now, because its been a while since we brought live chicken to our house!
I remember like more than 10 years ago, my mom asked my cousin and I to kill chicken, and we were both scared to hold the neck, so we now put the chicken in hot water to die there As she put the chicken in the bowl of water, I closed it with tray sharply, so that it won't splash hot water on us!

That's even more gruesome, fucckiing nazi,it's not hard to kill chicken,just bond the legs and step on its wings,remove the bits of feathers on its throat n just slit shikena

MERRY CHRISTMAS CAO

joywendy:
that your song ehn

I need backup singers oh u go like join the band?

joywendy:
seriously you got a lovely voice but really you should stop trying to do effizy.

pls do you have an idea what a capella means? cause i don't seem to get your concept of it.

pls sing normally don't add over jara to ur singing.

try also pronouncing words properly and making it clear when singing as well. its very important.


wishing you the best of luck

Any tips for me too?

GIYAZZ:
Hallelujah!!!

Laugh wan scatter my head! Guy you don mad finish!!! LWKMD!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS BRO

Thickly thick chick dey blow my mind,Kai just my size.



This guy go lose fitness die

[quote author=GIYAZZ post=29177531]Give me a link please. No vex [/quote



https://www.nairaland.com/2059613/nairaland-think-sing-2014-season/10#29176747

[quote author=GIYAZZ post=29177389]where your own?


U see ya life,u just dey pursue woman since u fashi ur guys wen drop sumptin neways enter page 9 -10 u go see am

GIYAZZ:
I can't see it.

Okponu leave woman matter listen to guys freestyle and things,listen to my jam rate me whether I go enter studio