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joyli:
just wise -u don spoil

Na u spoil me?

The poster is right, some girls have lesbo intension in them. Some want to try it just a try

Ebonyeyes:
Crazy person and Im the queen of Africa

Yea i noticed, what a match!

Ebonyeyes:
Uhhhhhmmmmmmmm https://www.thescubasite.com/smile/msn/msn32.gif _{Ya know im jst phucking with ya right?}

Hahaha, u silly cow, still a virgin oo

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=338469.msg4744458#msg4744458 date=1255691528]Yeah am thinkin could this be immaturity expressing itself

or

a way of sending a msg.

Could it also be insecurity?[/quote]It could be, she needs some sort of asurance

Ebonyeyes:
That little essay you gave sounds like its from experience. Im just saying https://www.dogmall.co.uk/smile/evilgrin/evilgrin0010.gif

Nah! Nothing can replace the real thing. But i have watched a documentry abt doll and the usage.

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=338469.msg4744035#msg4744035 date=1255688383]How do u deal with this kinda situation: your girl/guy comes to u is crying/looking morose and wen u ask she/he says it's cos she/he is confused/pressure by the many people seeking her/his attention relationship-wise. In the process she/he gets a call from one of the numerous disturbers.
How would u handle this?[/quote]She is sending a msg to u, get serious or lose her to others on the queue.

Ebonyeyes:
Uhhhhhhmmmmmmm https://www.thescubasite.com/smile/msn/msn32.gif

stop it now, don't even start.

Ebonyeyes:
No need for that, he can just get himself a blowup doll, put a wig and lipstick on it and shag it however the way he wants or swing for the other team since apparently they are not all about the 3MS

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That will be waste of money. doll is not even cheap and needs maintance as well cos the more u shag the poor thing the more it gets weak, so u need to take it to be blown up.(pls not from expereince) b4 anybody asked.

puskin:
^^ Soap would be better

soap for?

JayJayCee:
thanks a million, i will do just that

Good luck, just take ur time and pay attention to details, u can do it.

JayJayCee:
thanks a million for your comments, they say ''a problem shared is half solved'',

do u hav idea how or where i can procure acceptable birth certificates for my children? They were born in Lagos.
Can a cover letter from the ikoyi Marraige registry explaining reason for issuance of the recent certified true copy suffice?
What is procedure for obtaining personnal & company tax clearance?

i will appreciate if you could avail me with helpful tips, so i can arrange this paperwork my self,

I think the best place to start is ikoyi Marraige registry, they will give u the best advice and correct the previous mistake, like u pointed out, a letter attached to it will do u more good.

If u got a job then your comany finance department will lead u through the process of obtaining tax clearance or u pay inland revenue a visit.

Maximatic:
HELP MY FEMALE COUSIN IZ ALWAYS TEMPTIN ME 2 HAV SEX WITH ME, ANYTIME I GO TO THEIR HOUSE WHEN NO 1 IZ THERE SHE KISSES ME BITE ME AND TOUCH ME ALLOVER PLS MY NAIRALANDERS ADVICE ME IM STUNNED. .

Stop going to their house when nobody is there.

The Henrys:
Women Love these three M's,Money, meat and Mugu,

Oh no!! not again, seriously guys i think we are over hitting this issue of women and money.
U know wat? save ur money and grap urself a vaseline.

If your life and that of your family are in danger and u have a prove then try it, but if u are looking for backdoor to  Europe and America then 4get it.

Post the website here. Since it free

JayJayCee:
just received a refusal of UK visit visa cos,
1. birth certificate of my three kids for ages 15/11/6, which i recently got from V.I local government has consecutive serial numbers
2. certified true of copy of my marraige certificate is too recently issued 2009, whereas my marriage was consummated in 2000
3. There is no payslip or tax clearance to substantiate my fat bank statement & my fat domicillary account, even if i am the CEO of my company, with a also fat balance statement,
Since I am jayjaycee on this 'Runs', i paid a responsible & respectful looking international immigration consultant lady with an impecable website a whopping 90k to guide me in making this application, she did not pick my call when i intended to inform her of the refusal, though i sent her a mail, i have not gotten a reply yet,
please could someone give me a clue how find my way out of this maze

I really feel your pain, looking at the reasons they gave u for the refusal, its obvious that your application looks desperate. your kids were not born the same day so there is no reason why their brith certificate should have consecutive serial number. U should have been given different serial numbers for each child. your marriage certificate should have been back dated to reflect the year the marriage was consummated. Is not just abt fat bank a/c u need to also show how u earn the money. The consultant lady was only after your money. U can do this urself.

dupe99:
i dont seems to understand some pple on this forum<are u guys now saying every post here are scamm,i wont support that,i believe u guys just want to post someting here when u tired of sitting in a cafe abi,
and again how can one be so stupid to have given someone money without confirming a visa?how many pple on nairaland have been scammed??lets hear them.

Yes u can't understand anything cos u are so stupid to think for urself. If u got any working brain cell then u would agree with me that there are fake visas out there, and when u are given one by those wicked minds u wouldn't notice the difference untill it hits u at the airport.

wura jones:
you never can tell,this could be real.my brother got his visa tru a guy on nairaland,so y not find out yourself befor posting rubish here.u never can tell.dont try to discourage anyone here,and i bet that wouldnt stop anyone from meeting the guy in question.
@justwise i noticed u always like to jam talk here.

Ur mental make up is so so low, anybody, just anybody can rip u off. If at ur age u can't see the obvious then u are as stupid as the poster.
The story abt ur brother getting a visa from one of those criminals here is all nonsense.

[quote author=murphy_2006 link=topic=338270.msg4741484#msg4741484 date=1255642904]please can someone tell me how to get my resident permit in england,don't want to marry white girl for papers[/quote]Become batty boy

MrCrackles:
Shit is getting serious around here
I will be back!

smoothman:
JUSTWISE@
HE IS MY RELATIVE,MY UNCLE IS MARRIED TO THE WIFE'S SISTER,HE IS WORKING THERE AND HAVE BEEN LIVING THERE FOR MORE THAN 7 YEARS NOW, SOMETIME LAST YEAR HE RETURNED,HE PROMISED TO GET ME THE REQUIRED WORKING DOCUMENTS, ACCORDING TO WHAT HE SAID , THE COMPANY WHICH HE WILL ATTACH ME TO WORK IN WILL GIVE ME A LETTER WHICH I WILL USE IN GOING FOR A WORKING PERMIT OF ONE YEAR, PLEASE DO A LITTLE RESEARCH AND GET BACK TO ME,
GOD BLESS

Please read what viaro have writen cos it makes alot of sense.
If ur relative wants to help u then they should send u all the necessary papers to apply for work permit. That travel agent is after ur money.
Please be careful

smoothman:
Hello Nairalanders,
Please i really need your assistance.Am about travelling to Austria and as been told[b] i will be staying with a relative who will come and pick me up at the port of Entry,He is working in a company.And he promised to get me a job when i get there,[/b]
I have gone to a travel Agent and she requested 500k,Payment after visa is out and confirmed.
I will be travelling with a Month Visa, I want to know whether it is posoble for him to get me my papers needed so as not to be an illegal immigrant.
Please i really need your assistance.Hope reading from you
Best Regards And God Bless

If u are not going with working visa or permit then don't even dream of it.
How can u go with one MONTH visa and get a job within that one month?
I hope that the person picking u up is ur relative but if its the agency arrangement then i fear for ur life

smoothman:
Hello Nairalanders,
Please i really need your assistance.Am about travelling to Austria and as been told i will be staying with a relative who will come and pick me up at the port of Entry,[/b]He is working in a company.[b]And he promised to get me a job when i get there,
I have gone to a travel Agent and she requested 500k,Payment after visa is out and confirmed.
I will be travelling with a Month Visa, I want to know whether it is posoble for him to get me my papers needed so as not to be an illegal immigrant.
Please i really need your assistance.Hope reading from you
Best Regards And God Bless

Is the person ur relative or somebody else is arranging this for u?

Nixo:
@Justwise,are you a constructive or destructive dude??The poster simply and boldly said that there would be no deposit until the visa is ready so relax and stop playing a po-po here man, if you are not interested, why not mess off the way, i hate your pessimistic guts.

I hate ur stupidnesss, u are seriously sick minded. Is he or his sister lawyer a consulate officer? How would u hand over ur international passport, bank statement and other personal details to stranger? And how are u sure that the visa is real?
Is either u are the poster with another ID or u are a criminal urself.

Do u have job offer in any of those countries?

[quote author=Dr. Lorenz link=topic=338025.msg4739410#msg4739410 date=1255619378]Gracias. . .

Thank you my brotha. Don't mind Ujujoan. I wonder if she has any beef with me. I knew someone would say something like this and am not surprised she's the one that did. . .
Really now? *wonders*. Don't you think you're imaginations have gone hay wire?
Are you trying to be wise or justwise?
Are you asking what your mind is saying or what you really want to know?
What did you study? Or are you studying? Applied Mathematics? . U sound so sure
U go fail woefully . Perhaps not. . .perhaps. . .
Why is everybody after you like journalists? .
Mirage and marriage. . . nice concept, i like it . But be careful little mouth what you say. . .[/quote]Just-wise