1000 ways to die, number 2: shout sai baba in a petrol station. In fact shout only sai, u go complete the baba for hell

wizkid, hope those outfits and that ride are not on hire purchase?

OVI75:
With Ma Gionnee Marathon 5 6020mAh I dnt worry abt bA3 life.

whats the price of the phone?

is that award a reward or compensation for the way he patronizes the aviation companies? The guy deserve d award sha, who fly pass am. Even winsh dey com tutorial for im hand

sorry

4 acres of space for sale

brain scarcity

Dad: son, what are you doing?
me: dad im reading comments on nairaland
Dad: alright, Thought you are less busy would of love you go on errand for me

Tonyreal49:

Matthew 16:26

What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?

Hey, lil man, thats what muslims suppose to do, they drag religion into every single thang. You shouldnt be doing this.

drnairalov:
but linda has a vendetta, i understand she is a blogger, but ,most times she protects her friends from the public eye and anything bad about others she ' ll be the first to carry it... but e be like say wizzy insult touch am small.

anyways this wizkid and Linda matter, you people don't be fooled, open hatred is hidden love ,dey might get married

happens only in nollywood movies

what goes around comes around

Dad: son, what are you doing?
me: dad im reading comments on nairaland
Dad: alright, Thought you are less busy would of love you go on errand for me

Dad: son, what are you doing? me: dad im reading comments on nairaland Dad: alright, Thought you are less busy would of love you go on errand for me.

they're dead already

Raphafire101:

What about something like "whores"?

To me, LovePeddler is hoe, and hoe is LovePeddler. You know its all modifications.

abok.i guys squating to ease themselves. Its gross and partly embarassing.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE WAS ANYBODY NAMED JESUS CHRIST?

THERE IS NO REAL EVIDENCE.

There are clear records. You believe Jesus never existed but you believe pythagoras(who lived earlier) did, right? Your logic sha

ITbomb:
[size=16pt]Are You A Christian?[/size]

"I believe that there no god/God but The I am that I am."
"I believe that Jesus Christ is God's Only Begotten Son."
"I believe that Christianity is the Only True Religion."
" Iesus Christus est Dominus, in æternum ."

(The above declaration will be posted on your profile if you click "Quote"

Happy Easter!

christianity is not the only true religion because christianity is not even a religion it is an attempt to reciprocate the lifestyle of christ which is the ultimate lifestyle.

enieme:
My bro's research project. His was on eel fishes though.
Smh for some pple here saying he invented the fish.
Its just an hybrid crossing of species. E. G take a big but not so tasty fish and cross it's gene with a tasty but small fish to create a big and tasty fish.

Easier said than done.

Awoofawo:
For once I dey hear good news about our bros from that side!!!











Thaaank God no drug news oday!!!

They've been doing it since time immemorial, you prolly not well informed about it. You remember the unsung hero of the internet?,yes naa, philip na, emeagwali's son. you don't really know much about him, i mean the much you know about him isnt much

0YorubaParapo0:
[size=18pt]Let the petty shop traders come and tell us how they run Lagos again. Yorubas rocks[/size]

ETHNIC BIGOTRY

ajibolabd:
Am coming wait for me

Ajibolad greetings bro, i doubt the validity of your signatory text. I'd like to clear my doubt on that.

i deal on watches, that one right there is fake. She lied or was decieved

Blood will always be thicker than water

this the rightest moment to use the 'la click la die' button

yomz1e:
lolz! trust me there is nothing worse than seeing a girl that has bleached and you open the zanga and its has black as charcoal with Eczema

LOL

he's almost close to creating a good circuit. If di-electric breakdown of air due to thunderstorm should occur, appreciable amount of current would pass through him. He'd be as dark as some girls' assholes

shaiba:
I'm happy for you, taking a step in the right direction.

Relationships of any kind is to help each other's weakness.

She may have some underlying pains that tends to trigger this anger, like you said she lost both parents and was abandoned by her brothers and sisters due to change of religion. What type of religion would separate a family? Has she tried to re-unit with them? They are the ones that will still give her out in marriage according to custom. What step has she/u taken to resolve this?

She has not enjoyed parental love or that kind of family love? This she found in you. She is lost and frustrated at the same time. You need to talk more about everything and anything. let her know you are ready to listen and not try to solve all her problems. You are now her father and mother.

As Christians, your foundation should be in the word of God. There are great prophets of God that lost out in God's Blessings because of anger.
Two can only walk together if they agree...

You should both go for counseling

See a therapist if need be.

Think, talk, pray and talk again.

I pray God to help you both in taking the right decision.

Oh my goodness. Nice piece of advice

la click la phone number lost

olihilistic:
where have you been since morning?

olihilistic we seem to have something in common, we really have some dislike for trump. But i'd say ''true that bro'' to everything he said about nigerian leaders. We really need another century of western colonization

penisilin:
JOCKINGLY SERIOUS

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,
"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.

The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'

Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

penicillin you don't know how much i love this. Btw what's up with the way you modified your moniker?