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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shows Off His Bentley Mulsanne Worth $310,000 (N173,000,000) by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:37pm On Oct 25, 2021
Mofo

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Sprays Dollars At Davido's Son's Birthday (Video) by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:10pm On Oct 25, 2021
Are they supposed to allow her around kids ffs?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Questions Pius Anyim Over ₦750 Million Fraud by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:47am On Oct 25, 2021
Frankly speaking, Nigeria is blessed.

The money wey dis people steal no dey finish. There's barely a day where huge siphoned fund is not unearthed...

Many countries can't survive this level of looting. Them go don liquidate walai

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Celebrities / Re: Friend Raises Alarm As Tega Deactivates Her Instagram Account by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:08am On Oct 07, 2021
Idiot. Didn't she want the fame anymore?

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Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:12am On Oct 04, 2021
Carchoice:
I met a Tanzania lady that told me if we start dating and happens to go out together and I see a lady I like to smash, She could talk to the lady on my behalf.

I was like are you normal?

She told me story of her last relationship of 4 years. Her man took her to a club and She caught her man staring at another lady’s asx, She walked to the lady and chyked her for her man. She said that night She was Sleeping in one of the rooms in her boyfriends house while her boyfriend was having fun with the new lady in another room.

I asked her why She allowed such in a relationship, She said Tanzania women believes men are polygamous in nature and are free to have something new outside the relationship.


Mr Linus, Weldone sir

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Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking God For As A Nigerian? by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:16am On Oct 03, 2021
I thank God say belle no be show glass

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 25th September 2021 by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:45pm On Sep 25, 2021
This line up shows Pep meant business this time around.

Pep has really suffered in the past for his overthinking and useless false nine tactics.

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Crime / Re: Romance Scam: FBI Arrests 35 Nigerians In Scams Worth $117 Million by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:13am On Sep 25, 2021
Damaged Economy...If you add that to damaged reputation the answer is NIGERIA.


God please hear our cry and come to our aid.

Politics / Re: Ngozi Umeadi: Court Orders Police To Pay N50 Million Over Illegal Arrest by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:57pm On Sep 23, 2021
The NPF can make that money in a day Off record but I doubt if the Police is civil enough to pay this or respect the law.

Chai, wahala don wear beret.

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Politics / Re: 5 Houses In Abuja, 2 In Lagos… Abdulfatah’s Other Properties Marked For Seizure by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:24am On Sep 23, 2021
It's a pity people are already making excuses for the Ex-Governor.

We are really not ready to it right in this country.


Politics / Re: Ortom Blasts Buhari: These Fulanis Are From Mali & Niger; Not Even Nigerians by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:17am On Sep 22, 2021
Those people from Niger and Mali get right pass you and me o.

I call them diplomats...The UNTOUCHABLES.

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Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun Visits Bola Tinubu In London (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:17am On Sep 22, 2021
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Lol. Did Buhari, while President, not spend almost three months in the UK attending to his health?

Does Atiku not spend years in Dubai after every election loss? Do you IPOBian question him for that?

What is then your concern if Tinubu, with no government position, is away from Nigeria for months per his right to utilise that option as a private citizen?

Mindless hate for the leaders of others will not kill you IPOBians. It is the Kaduna Nzeogwu and Nnamdi Kanu in all of you so can't blame you.


Can you listen to yourself?

Don't tell me you don't know how Tinubu's influence is affecting Lagos, APC and Nigeria at large.

Gosh!

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Politics / Re: Boss Mustapha: Buhari Asked FIRS To Tax Digital Transactions by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:26am On Sep 22, 2021
We have been paying taxes... We are ready to pay more taxes.

We bought your many lies...but you no give us change.

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Sports / Re: Balotelli Celebrates Goal By Taunting Besiktas Manager Who Said He Has No Brain by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:26am On Sep 22, 2021
At least if you no get money get sense.

Baloteli could have been a legend, but he lost his sense at a crucial stage in his career.

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Politics / Re: Senate Proposes Life Jail For Kidnappers by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:23am On Sep 22, 2021
Are we done with granting them Amnesty?

Are we done with sending them abroad for rehabilitation?

Is this business now illegal?

Shame.

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: FG Not Interested In Naming, Shaming Terrorism Financiers by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:10am On Sep 21, 2021
Don't name them. Take it to the grave.

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi: Instagram Grants Suspected Fraudster Access To Continue Using Account by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:05am On Sep 21, 2021
Horlami247:



Orange sir!

Oshey jare Ola, multi tasking lo fa mistake.
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi: Instagram Grants Suspected Fraudster Access To Continue Using Account by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:16am On Sep 21, 2021
His fans are ready to like his Pink Overall drip pics.

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Politics / Re: Okorocha: I Don't Receive Salary, Don’t Know How Much Senators Earn by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:14am On Sep 21, 2021
You are not alone Okorocha, Nobody nose a shit in our government.

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Politics / Re: Hushpuppi: IGP Queries Abba Kyari, As Malami Considers Extradition Request by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:56am On Sep 19, 2021
Abeg nobody should transfer our national asset to the US o.


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Career / Re: "The Girl I Dumped Years Ago Became My Boss At Work" by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:13am On Sep 19, 2021
The OP can as well work with Hint Magazine or create stories for Joro.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I’d Have Taken Voluntary Exit If You Were Not Here – Saga Tells Nini by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:16am On Sep 19, 2021
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Mr. Jet Li, this is an English forum o

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Arsenal - ( 0 - 1) On 18th September 2021 by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:54pm On Sep 18, 2021
MikeMicheal:
If Arsenal win, make sudden death befall me today.


On top wetin bro?

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Politics / Re: NDA Attack: Major CL Datong Rescued, Many Bandits Neutralized by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:06am On Sep 18, 2021
A group of people termed Bandits by the government can walk into a Country's defense facility, operate undisturbed for 3 hours and abduct officers of defense.

That's the lowest any country can get.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Inspects 1,188-Unit Sangotedo Housing Project by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:26am On Sep 18, 2021
SadiqBabaSani:
wats d cost of this project


Rest bros, E no go reach people like you and me.

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Car Talk / Re: How Avoid Police Extortion And Harassment On The Highway by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:38am On Sep 18, 2021
If you like get FBI clearance, you go still pay

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Romance / Re: Tanzanian Lady Storms Streets In A Wedding Gown In Search Of A Husband by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:08pm On Sep 16, 2021
Her Coven don give her deadline for her sacrifice, Hence the desperation. Lord save us from Karishika
Crime / Re: Woman Brutally Kicked Down Brooklyn Subway Escalator (Video, Pix) by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:13am On Sep 14, 2021
The man needs love and some rehabilitation.

Men are truly depressed in this modern world. Its a pity.

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Politics / Re: House Of Zamfara Speaker, Others Set Ablaze By Bandits by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:56am On Sep 14, 2021
Lies...Fake.

This is to deceive the populace that the corrupt government officials are suffering too.

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Education / Re: What Difficult Truth Did You Finally Accept by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:50pm On Sep 13, 2021
I finally accept that "If you reach Lagos call me" is a scam.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Mocks Cheaters With Ric Hassani's "Thunder Fire You" by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:58am On Sep 13, 2021
Radical for Jesus

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Mocks Cheaters With Ric Hassani's "Thunder Fire You" by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:19am On Sep 13, 2021
Lil Kesh: All my enemies be like Tonto, dem don dey Decay.

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