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Education › Re: What Were You Known For Whilst In School? by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:50am On May 16, 2021
Easyincome24:
Was attending two schools.
Just a class above the other.
I reg for the second school cos of this fine babe.

Will keep the other uniform in bag and once the toughest subjects have been taken mostly in the morning, I dash off to my second school far away though.

Had two guys who help out cover tests and exams in one.

It was just fun cos I was also brilliant.

Las Las, the babe fell for a student teacher posted to come do 6 months training.
Thy shall not lie... grin
Business › Re: In Defense Of Aliko Dangote By Oluwole Dada by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:23am On May 16, 2021
PR service well done.

Next?

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Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu: Why I Won’t Link NIN To My Phone Number; Pantami Must Go by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:01am On May 15, 2021
Federickson02:
Guys I've linked mine already. Pls how do I unlink it? embarassed embarassed
What is dead can never die again. Sorry bro grin grin
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Delivers 14 Housing Schemes In Two Years by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:34am On May 12, 2021
Housing schemes wey dem share among themselves abi which one?grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye On Death Of Son, Dare: I Cannot Complain, Blame Or Question God by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:24am On May 09, 2021
This should be an eye opener to everyone that the man cannot save himself...He is human after all.

RIP to the dead.
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Politics › Re: Tinubu: Nigerians Will Be Safe Under Buhari by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:43am On May 04, 2021
Heartless...Desperate

Tinubu and others are no more human. They are beasts

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her 42nd Birthday Today by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:18am On May 03, 2021
Shakara don dey end grin grin grin
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For May 2 2021 In Nigeria by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:22am On May 03, 2021
Has our government stopped flight from India?

If that India or South Africa covid variant should land in Nigeria, the catastrophe will be unimaginable.

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Politics › Re: 12th Colloquium: Bola Tinubu Welcomed To Kano In Grand Style By Ganduje (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:58am On Mar 28, 2021
HacheNoire:
Their is no way you can lambast Tinubu without appreciating his political prowess.

Dude is a political god. His political strategy will be a case study for decades after he is gone
Political prowess that is responsible for starvation and looting in the south west? Abi which one are you talking about?
Christianity Etc › Re: How Does A Person Know That He Or She Has The Heavenly Calling? by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:32am On Mar 28, 2021
If God calls you, people will feel the aura around you. Shey you get?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Really Against Taking Alcohol Or Just Against Excess Of It? by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:30am On Mar 28, 2021
Juliusmalema:
God is not against drinking alcohol..


Infact God supports the intake of alcohol even in his Church ( In his presence)


Deutronomy 14 verses 23 - 26

23 And thou shalt eat before the LORD thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always

24 But if the journey is too long for you, so that you are not able to carry the tithe, or if the place where the LORD your God chooses to put His name is too far from you, when the LORD your God has blessed you,


25 then you shall exchange it for money, take the money in your hand, and go to the place which the LORD your God chooses

26 : And you shall spend that money for whatever your heart desires: for oxen or sheep, for wine or strong drink, for whatever your heart desires; you shall eat there in the presence of the LORD your God, and you shall rejoice, you and your household.



Even God went further to give approval to Alcohol


Ecclesiastes 9:7  “Go, eat your bread with joy, and drink your wine with a merry heart, for God has already approved what you do.”
Even for chemistry alcohol na solution. Abi no be so bros?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Really Against Taking Alcohol Or Just Against Excess Of It? by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:26am On Mar 28, 2021
Na from clap dance dey start.

Totally avoid it. Shikena.


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Politics › Re: Abdulrasheed Bawa Threatens To Resign If Asked To Compromise by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:05am On Mar 28, 2021
optionalY09:
let him resign he’s not qualified he doesn’t even know what is doing running after young people with laptops in Ogun. states when people are moving billion of dollars in abuja.

you are not qualified mr man
Stop the complain bro and please change your ways if you scam online too.

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Politics › Re: Adolphus Aghughu: The Auditor General Lacks Power To Audit NNPC, CBN, Others by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:36am On Mar 28, 2021
Is Karma real? Why is it hesitating to catch up with these bunch of thieves we have as leaders?

No worries, one day bushmeat will catch the hunter.

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Hosts Eniola Ajala, The One-Day Governor by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:52am On Mar 27, 2021
Isable01:
What is the benefit of this 1 day governor
Rewarding intelligence. If we do more of this in NIGERIA the youths will not resort to crime and fraud.

Shey you get?
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Mother And Son For Alleged ₦50 Million Internet Fraud by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:43am On Mar 27, 2021
They truly look like it but as I no be finidi, who am I to George (Judge)

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Celebrities › Re: Bipolar Diagnosis: Chacha Eke Thanks Concerned Fans by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:17am On Mar 24, 2021
Even without bipolar, these type of ladies are crazy personified.

I pray she get the healings required.
Politics › Re: NNPC: New Refinery Will Cost About $12 Billion by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:41am On Mar 23, 2021
This format dey always work for looting so I'm not surprised they keep using it.


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Politics › Re: APC Appoints Ambode Into Contact/Strategy Committee by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:40am On Mar 23, 2021
34. Dimeji Bankole

shocked shocked

Which Dimeji Bankole? Do these people even rate Nigerians at all

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Politics › Re: Lagos Delivers Road Infrastructure, Bridge In Ojo Local Government by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:37pm On Mar 22, 2021
55 meters bridge. Lol

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Crime › Re: Man Beats His 14-Year-Old Housemaid For Refusing To Have Sex With Him In Lagos by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:39am On Mar 22, 2021
A man, no matter how rotten, must be heard before he is condemned.

Many people don't know this yet.

Hmmmm

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Politics › Re: Obaseki Insists On Probing Oshiomhole by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:54am On Mar 22, 2021
Don't be surprised that after this threat, both will still call each other and laugh over the foolishness of Nigerians in believing them

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Christianity Etc › Re: How God Delivered Me From The Depths Of Depression by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:06am On Mar 21, 2021
19 paragraphs and it's difficult to deduce any point from the write up?

Does anyone here understand the story and narration of the depressed fellow?

Am I the only one?

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Politics › Re: Tofa: Buhari Hasn’t Fulfilled All His Promises Because He Lacks The Right Team by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:11am On Mar 21, 2021
Na me appoint the nonsense team give am?


These people are not creative even with excuses.


We have accepted our fate but How did we allow our most dumb to lead us?

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Romance › Re: Ever Hated/ Disliked Someone You Used To Madly Love? by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:35am On Mar 21, 2021
chiommy123:
He will soon realize himself and come back begging
A guy presently living his best life will go back and beg?

Very funny ��
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Finally Got A Job Through A Nairalander After Months Of Job Hunting. by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:37pm On Mar 20, 2021
Ghostty:
Hello guys
Good morning to you all.

Remember this thread I created sometime last year?

https://www.nairaland.com/5448693/accept-job-offer-continue-job

Well as God would have it, a Nairalander whose moniker is very popular on here(Wouldn't mention for obvious reasons) reached out to me and asked me to send my CV to his email address for review.

At first, I was reluctant and didn't want to send the CV considering he's always not serious with his posts and also a troll here or so I thought. But on a second thought I decided to give it a try. Few days later, he sent an email requesting that I meet him at a particular address the following day on the Island here in Lagos.

The following day I got to the address, it was actually an office complex with the company occupying about 6 floors in the entire building. I met with the Nairalander, we discussed at length and in the end he asked me when I would love to resume.

I later got to know he is the General Manager, Group Learning and Human Resources for the Company(A Privately owned Oil Firm) after resumption.

Fams, today I'm gainfully employed with a pay four times bigger than what the Chinese company had earlier offered me in my previous thread.

I want to use this medium to thank Seun Osewa and most especially God for sending an helper my way when I thought all hopes was lost. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

PS: Some Nairalanders are super rich and connected guys, believe me. Learn to respect people's opinion on here as you may not know who you're dealing with. For those who are still searching for jobs, please do not stop believing as your breakthrough is closer than you know. Thank you.



Modified:

I know you would most likely see this Sir. May God continually bless you, guide and protect you. I appreciate you from the bottom of my heart, God bless you. Amen!
But I told you there's no need to post this.

That aside, I trust that you won't let me down.

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Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Becomes Richest Black Man In U.S by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:31am On Mar 18, 2021
Isn't this a perfect definition of falling from the bottom and landing at the top?

Many thought the divorce saga will ruin him.

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie: I Will Be The Best President Nigeria Has Ever Had by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:54pm On Mar 16, 2021
Nigerians have fall for many gimmicks. Some of them are "I have no shoes", "I have only one cow" etc. If we fail to get it right in 2023, We might Perish from the earth surface.

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Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: I Averted Another Civil War In Nigeria by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:28pm On Mar 06, 2021
There's a Motivational speaker somewhere pushing this man.

I just pity Kogi State cause all the money for the state development will go into his nonsense ambition.

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Riverside House, Yacht And Studio In Ghana (Video) by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:09pm On Feb 27, 2021
Akagon

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Family › Re: I've Never Seen A Girl As Dirty As My Cousin Sister by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:03am On Feb 20, 2021
ReneJay:
I have a cousin like this but she is a qreen when going out
Chai, and one innocent man will be eyeing her already o.

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