My brother, Gombe is death pasture o.

Them no dey telli person

May Allah remove this pandemic from the surface of the earth.

Jokerman:


How far bro, I hear say them don increase una money to 50k now?

Na still 30k o, Buhari promised that once the price of oil per barrel gets to $500, he will pay them 50k

Divoc19:
Get a baby daddy and face my business..

How about if no man is even ready to come an inch close to you not to talk of having intimacy with you?>

I realized I'm so smart and could sell water to a well so I quit

And how did she end up serving in Lagos after she attended Unilag?

Hussle o my brother, make your slippers no first you chop.

DuBLINGreenb:
Mumu fg

I didn't get the opportunity to rant on TB Joshuas call to glory so allow me to use this opportunity and air my opinion.

As I have posited severally here before
Whether you are good or bad you will die
Dying young doesn't mean you are bad
Living long doesn't mean you are good
Dying can mean different things to different people
It is not necessarily punishment for sin or reward for success

For Christians ask yourself how old was Jesus Christ
When he died? 33 years old does it mean he was fake and god was punishing him by killing him because he was fake?
A man who raised the dead, healed the sick did he live on earth forever?
He lived only 33 years out of which he only spent the last 3 years in active service for god

People like you then would have said no this can't be Jesus why didn't he live till 90 years? Lol, god done punish am see him false prophet na Wetin make god kill am.

I have looked at the life of TB Joshua and everything the Pharisees and scribes said about Jesus is the same thing CAN and PFN said about Joshua

PFN, CAN said TB Joshua used demons to cast out demons; Jesus in Matthew 12:24 was accused of the EXACT same thing, what was jesus' reply to this?
Can belzeebub cast out belzeebub?

They said he had no mentor, but when you have Jesus as a Christian what other mentor do you need?

As a man of God instead of you to backslide or fall God will call you, he will not allow you stay longer than necessary.

As one of those who was blessed to be in the Synagogue Church of All nations during the lifetime of Prophet TB Joshua, I will say he was a blessing I saw testimonies first hand a male nurse who came from Ghana stayed in the room opposite mine, we discussed during lunch the day to service day, after he was prayed for the next day during service thing he came for he received a phone call and got positive news, he went back to the hostel packed the little things he came with and left that same day very excited, the man is now living a good life in Ghana someone who was struggling to survive feeding hand to mouth, that was just one of very many miracles and testimonies I saw for myself while in the church, not the ones on Emmanuel TV oh.

So you guys can say whatever you want, all what many have said is all speculations and hear says, you just can't bring yourself to believing someone can do what your pastor cannot do, someone can do what you cannot do.

You forget that grace has different levels, you forget that some are called to dream dreams others are called to caste out demons, others are called just to preach and more rarely some are called who poses all those gifts, people who don't have to read from paper, laptop or book to preach, people with direct contact to the most high, that's an extra ordinary gift your CAN and PFN is not used to, is not set up for.

Jesus never said miracles will not happen again, Jesus never said healing will not happen again, he said in John 14:12 GREATER THINGS THAN THESE SHALL YOU DO.
but your pastor cannot do what Jesus did talk less of GREATER THINGS THAN JESUS DID.

So that is why your pastor is discouraging you from going to TB Joshua because he knows if you go you may not come back to his church, redeemed used to tell us not to go to tb Joshua church I was a redeemed member my mum many many years ago went to give testimony during the testimony she mentioned she went to TB Joshuas church and after prayer what my dad had been looking for, for many years was just answered like that they dragged the mic out of her hand and told her not to ever mention TB Joshua in that church again. Then we didn't know how much Redeemed hated TB Joshua

years later a redeemed pastor had an incurable sickness he went to TB Joshua and was healed but kicked out of the church we were like wtf so he should have remained with the sickness when he knew his healing is here so we left Redeemed let them keep planting 2 churches on every street I used to go to camp, go-a-fishing(every year your branch has to "plant" a new branch) that's how redeem has many many churches everywhere, I went on evangelism and all that with redeemed so It was heart breaking but I learnt the hard way, those people aren't there for us but for themselves they simply wanted to use us to start more branches unlike SCOAN. where TB Joshua was for us and not himself even when his ushers were rude to people he would shout on them "Allow them", "leave them" he allowed those under him to go and start new churches entirely as in no need to send back returns or percentage to him but in redeem you send back over 60% of what the branch makes to the headquarters.


TB Joshua always said "if you have a church after your healing you can go back to that church"
He said "come to prayer line with medical report"
He said "doctor treats god heals, we are not hear to replace doctors but to compliment them"

One time he gave a man who had fell on hard times cash gift and the man went to his church and paid tithe TB Joshua said why will that pastor accept tithe from a man like this instead of the pastor to help the man he told the man he will give him back the money he gave as tithe and the man should not stop attending the church

Another elderly woman TB Joshua gave cash gift put part of the money in tithe in TB Joshuas church he called the woman and asked her what she did, she said she put tithe he gave her back the money and more

He was never in competition with your men of God, did you ever see him advertise anywhere?w he was not dragging members with anybody, opening branches in every street, na we dey find am go ikotun. Several times when I was there I met people from all over the world even countries you never heard of people who couldn't even speak English where there, Even crusades were not advertised on bill boards, radio, newspapers etc but the stadiums were always packed. In Singapore, in Mexico, in Israel, anywhere.

Nigeria and Nigerians do not know what they have lost.
6 out of every 10 foreigners in Nigeria used to come because of TB Joshua.
Many people were kept off the streets and out of poverty thanks to TB Joshua
its not now we will feel it but in future, and don't worry TB Joshua raised successors, a successful success is one with a successor.

Wise man Racine - from france
Wise man Harry - from Greece
Wise man Christopher orji - Nigeria
Wise man Daniel - Nigeria
Wise man John chi - Cameroon or Nigeria
And many others like W. Magaya Tanzania
Emmanuel aka Saviour kal el - Nigeria
Many especially from east and southern Africa I don't know their names well enough

Let's hope God brings one of them to the branch in Lagos.
If it were up to me I'd want wiseman Harry but man proposes God disposes.

Emmanuel... God with us.

But na who send you all these things you dey write?

Benefit Men...They want to brainwash the public again

Awon Agba Yahoo.

Benefit Man,

Agba Yahoo

3 Deaths is enough catastrophe

Who sent the Nigerian army to kill peaceful protesters?

10/10/20

We'll never forget

Defending Buhari is like a copied assignment, the media team can't explain it

She'll continue on Twitter with her fake accounts.

That lady must be a bomber...

Agba yahoo

Verification required for this update...

Make this people no carry us handicap

Agba yahoo

I see you niggy

Somebody asked where the police to combat this type of crime?

Another person answered him that police nowadays close by 5.30pm for security reasons

Honourable governor, off your mic.



Awon weyrey

It's okay, honourable minister off your mic.


Honourable Minister

It's a follow the trend stuff. Even the likes of photoshooting for birthdays, baby showers etc are all trends that started and will fade away when people get tired of them.

Shey una get?

lecturer50:
From my experience with men so far,if a woman can build 3 houses and then announce that she wants to get married to 3 men at the same time, with the promise that each man would be given a house,

and that she would be the head of the family, visiting each husband in turn,

so many men would apply to be married to her, not minding the fact that they would be all married to the same woman.

Parents have a lot to do. Imagine the thoughts of a man

Of course, I know, many men would deny this.

But I know men very well and I have seen a lot of things to know that the easiest thing for a woman to do is to marry more than one man.


To marry 5 husbands at the same time is the easiest thing to do on the earth,if the woman has the means, and makes her intentions known


Of course so many men may deny this, but I know that men are the masters in self deception and because of unnecessary pride, they would never accept some truths.


I have aunt and female relatives that are well to do and I have seen things.

But men, because of pride would never accept this.

Let us assume you are a woman and you have money and you invite a man to your house, cook good food for him and after he has eaten, you then have sex with him.

You treat him like something very precious,hug him from behind and call him "sweetheart".

Let me assume he doesn't have a good phone, you went and bought him an Android phone.

You make him know that you already have a house and that if he marries you, both of you will live in her house and that you will take care of his needs, that you will buy him a car,


I tell you the truth, the whole truth and nothing else but the truth,most men would immediately agree to marry such a woman.

Most men already know that what I am writing is true, although some may deny it out of pride.

Even if you tell him that you will still marry another husband so that they would be 2 husbands in the same house, some men would still agree.

The rate at which men are looking for successful women cannot be overstated.

Any man that agrees to be controlled by a wife is not a man. Take that to the bank

Amuochicha:
I Hate Men

Are you sure you are typing from your heart?

Easyincome24:
Was attending two schools.
Just a class above the other.
I reg for the second school cos of this fine babe.

Will keep the other uniform in bag and once the toughest subjects have been taken mostly in the morning, I dash off to my second school far away though.

Had two guys who help out cover tests and exams in one.

It was just fun cos I was also brilliant.

Las Las, the babe fell for a student teacher posted to come do 6 months training.

Thy shall not lie...

PR service well done.

Next?

Federickson02:
Guys I've linked mine already. Pls how do I unlink it?

What is dead can never die again. Sorry bro

Housing schemes wey dem share among themselves abi which one?

This should be an eye opener to everyone that the man cannot save himself...He is human after all.

RIP to the dead.

Heartless...Desperate

Tinubu and others are no more human. They are beasts

Shakara don dey end

Has our government stopped flight from India?

If that India or South Africa covid variant should land in Nigeria, the catastrophe will be unimaginable.

HacheNoire:
Their is no way you can lambast Tinubu without appreciating his political prowess.

Dude is a political god. His political strategy will be a case study for decades after he is gone

Political prowess that is responsible for starvation and looting in the south west? Abi which one are you talking about?

If God calls you, people will feel the aura around you. Shey you get?

Juliusmalema:
God is not against drinking alcohol..


Infact God supports the intake of alcohol even in his Church ( In his presence)


Deutronomy 14 verses 23 - 26

23 And thou shalt eat before the LORD thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always

24 But if the journey is too long for you, so that you are not able to carry the tithe, or if the place where the LORD your God chooses to put His name is too far from you, when the LORD your God has blessed you,


25 then you shall exchange it for money, take the money in your hand, and go to the place which the LORD your God chooses

26 : And you shall spend that money for whatever your heart desires: for oxen or sheep, for wine or strong drink, for whatever your heart desires; you shall eat there in the presence of the LORD your God, and you shall rejoice, you and your household.



Even God went further to give approval to Alcohol


Ecclesiastes 9:7  “Go, eat your bread with joy, and drink your wine with a merry heart, for God has already approved what you do.”

Even for chemistry alcohol na solution. Abi no be so bros?