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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Regret Leaving Your Lucrative Nigerian Job For Abroad Menial Job by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:47am On Jul 05, 2021
Any single lady abroad need husby? Abeg DM on a low key o.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Federal Government Parastatal Pays Well by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:55am On Jul 04, 2021
Niger Delta Commission. Omo you go just dey follow Akpabio lavish the whole region money.

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Celebrities › Re: I Used To Hawk Gala And Mineral - Sirbalo (Throwback Photo) by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:19am On Jul 03, 2021
babyfaceafrica:
Everybody get story, make we hear word.. Even Gej had no shoes
Apart from Buhari's Change, that was the scam of the century

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Politics › Re: Sultan On PIB: There Is Enough Oil In North That Can Address Poverty In Nigeria by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:05am On Jun 29, 2021
Audu Ogbe is even advising the senators to ensure they steal enough to last their coming generations.

Such reckless speech in public is like telling Nigerians how hopeless we are.

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Celebrities › Re: TAMPAN: I Can Never Be Silenced - Iyabo Ojo Reacts by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:49am On Jun 29, 2021
She can't be silenced but her volume don dey low.

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Politics › Re: 2023 : Osinbajo A Leader On The Wings Of Grace by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:26am On Jun 29, 2021
Wow....Beautiful Nonsense.

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Family › Re: Challenges Of Being A Man In Our 'modern' Society by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:51am On Jun 27, 2021
LadyRosa:
Hmm...

The challenges of being a man in a modern world is the aftermath of precautionary measures the west and other civilized communities has put in place to reduce the brutal roles men played in women's lives in time past. Women have always been at the receiving end of men's egotistical excesses.

" Na woman she be leave am", may also be a reverse psychological to restrain men who on a normal day would never fight their fellow men standing on the street. I have seen men argue at moto parks, swear and curse each other, flex muscles as to what damage they are likely cause to each other, only for them to settle their disputes, go home and beat up their wives, sisters for issues as little as not putting enough meat on their meals.

Funny thing is many Nigeria men will always defend any brutality that will affect their mothers and sisters from their gender, but will want to exercise same thing to other people's female gender. If the thing dey vex you if them beat your mother like thief, why you come won beat another person pikin like thief. Talk about hypocrisy.
Una just won hustle, _4ck, let the woman born, If she no born push am comot carry another, beat them if them talk pass their mouth like the old days?! Na this modern times has really set a good precedence, and in no distant times I see pro women laws sweeping over the entire black continent. That time to do anyhow because say Una get _preek Don pass. These Era olosho dey slaughter billionaires like chicken...that fear e be like say e don dey comot for this generation of women body. After all Agbaya wey expose him big hairy white blockus for small girl hand gats no complain if she set the 'bush' on fire when the _preek 'spit' for her body.

I'm not here to advocate for women who throw the first punch, it's insane to want to fight that kind of battle, but we all know that men usually, more often throw the first punches. You all want a woman who don't nag, who swallow your _bullshiit just so the avoid those punches, you know you just want to get away with being a bully, messing up and expecting the emotional hurt to be swallowed like it's nothing BUT, you can't take half of what you dish if the roles are changed.

Guess what? That time is long gone.
Now women get to _4ck and cheat even better than you do. And you now get to wail and gnash your teeth all over the media. Now you get to open threads lamenting on how we sleep around and why you're gonna opt for being a baby papa as if you still gats to get away with it. Boy, you go Stull hustle bring money for your children and your baby mama go still squeeze some from the money to look good enough to _4ck another man. And if you tlak too much or won get strong head, at your old age when your bones are frail and your _preek looks like the hopeless remains of an overgrilled hotdog, we may get to decide if your children visits you or not.

You guys should stop crying foul, women have been through hell and still trying to manage their lives amidst societal expectations. From being called olosho even if their hustle legit, to being called old hag, then Evening newspapers even to the good ones who's dedicated their lives to their careers, to all manner of demeaning names, yet e no do Una. Make Una rest abeg.

Next complainant please!
Please allow the sensible ones to comment...Just observe and go.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Defense Expenditure To Reach Us$3.8bn In 2026 by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:55am On Jun 19, 2021
Expenditure with nothing to show for it.

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Literature › Re: My Feud With Akwaeke Emezi - Chimamanda Adichie Tells Her Side Of The Story by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:26am On Jun 16, 2021
Bobrisky spent all his savings to get pseudo breasts and Emezi spent hers to get her breasts removed

Different strokes, different folks

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Sports › Re: AFCON: LAGFERRY Plans To Ferry Eagles To Cameroon by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:32am On Jun 16, 2021
I cover that boat with the blood of Jesus

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Politics › Re: Guardian Editorial: The Ban On Okada In Lagos State by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:20pm On Jun 15, 2021
I live in Lekki Admiralty way
For this Lagos traffic too much, omo na okada way

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Plateau Or Gombe State? by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:47pm On Jun 13, 2021
My brother, Gombe is death pasture o.

Them no dey telli person

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Islam › Re: Hajj 2021: Only Saudi Arabia Residents And Citizens Can Partake by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:19pm On Jun 12, 2021
May Allah remove this pandemic from the surface of the earth.
Politics › Re: President Buhari's Interview On Arise TV (Updates) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:27am On Jun 10, 2021
Jokerman:
How far bro, I hear say them don increase una money to 50k now?
Na still 30k o, Buhari promised that once the price of oil per barrel gets to $500, he will pay them 50k
Romance › Re: So, What's Your Plan If Nobody Marries You? by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:46am On Jun 09, 2021
Divoc19:
Get a baby daddy and face my business..
How about if no man is even ready to come an inch close to you not to talk of having intimacy with you?>
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Did You Quit Your Last Job by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:23am On Jun 08, 2021
I realized I'm so smart and could sell water to a well so I quit


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NYSC › Re: Jemima Osunde Starts NYSC Orientation (Picture) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:12am On Jun 08, 2021
And how did she end up serving in Lagos after she attended Unilag?

Hussle o my brother, make your slippers no first you chop.

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Politics › Re: FG Recorded ₦3.94 Trillion Trade Deficit In Q1 by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:23am On Jun 08, 2021
DuBLINGreenb:
Mumu fg

I didn't get the opportunity to rant on TB Joshuas call to glory so allow me to use this opportunity and air my opinion.

As I have posited severally here before
Whether you are good or bad you will die
Dying young doesn't mean you are bad
Living long doesn't mean you are good
Dying can mean different things to different people
It is not necessarily punishment for sin or reward for success

For Christians ask yourself how old was Jesus Christ
When he died? 33 years old does it mean he was fake and god was punishing him by killing him because he was fake?
A man who raised the dead, healed the sick did he live on earth forever?
He lived only 33 years out of which he only spent the last 3 years in active service for god

People like you then would have said no this can't be Jesus why didn't he live till 90 years? Lol, god done punish am see him false prophet na Wetin make god kill am.

I have looked at the life of TB Joshua and everything the Pharisees and scribes said about Jesus is the same thing CAN and PFN said about Joshua

PFN, CAN said TB Joshua used demons to cast out demons; Jesus in Matthew 12:24 was accused of the EXACT same thing, what was jesus' reply to this?
Can belzeebub cast out belzeebub?


They said he had no mentor, but when you have Jesus as a Christian what other mentor do you need?

As a man of God instead of you to backslide or fall God will call you, he will not allow you stay longer than necessary.

As one of those who was blessed to be in the Synagogue Church of All nations during the lifetime of Prophet TB Joshua, I will say he was a blessing I saw testimonies first hand a male nurse who came from Ghana stayed in the room opposite mine, we discussed during lunch the day to service day, after he was prayed for the next day during service thing he came for he received a phone call and got positive news, he went back to the hostel packed the little things he came with and left that same day very excited, the man is now living a good life in Ghana someone who was struggling to survive feeding hand to mouth, that was just one of very many miracles and testimonies I saw for myself while in the church, not the ones on Emmanuel TV oh.

So you guys can say whatever you want, all what many have said is all speculations and hear says, you just can't bring yourself to believing someone can do what your pastor cannot do, someone can do what you cannot do.

You forget that grace has different levels, you forget that some are called to dream dreams others are called to caste out demons, others are called just to preach and more rarely some are called who poses all those gifts, people who don't have to read from paper, laptop or book to preach, people with direct contact to the most high, that's an extra ordinary gift your CAN and PFN is not used to, is not set up for.

Jesus never said miracles will not happen again, Jesus never said healing will not happen again, he said in John 14:12 GREATER THINGS THAN THESE SHALL YOU DO.
but your pastor cannot do what Jesus did talk less of GREATER THINGS THAN JESUS DID.

So that is why your pastor is discouraging you from going to TB Joshua because he knows if you go you may not come back to his church, redeemed used to tell us not to go to tb Joshua church I was a redeemed member my mum many many years ago went to give testimony during the testimony she mentioned she went to TB Joshuas church and after prayer what my dad had been looking for, for many years was just answered like that they dragged the mic out of her hand and told her not to ever mention TB Joshua in that church again. Then we didn't know how much Redeemed hated TB Joshua

years later a redeemed pastor had an incurable sickness he went to TB Joshua and was healed but kicked out of the church we were like wtf so he should have remained with the sickness when he knew his healing is here so we left Redeemed let them keep planting 2 churches on every street I used to go to camp, go-a-fishing(every year your branch has to "plant" a new branch) that's how redeem has many many churches everywhere, I went on evangelism and all that with redeemed so It was heart breaking but I learnt the hard way, those people aren't there for us but for themselves they simply wanted to use us to start more branches unlike SCOAN. where TB Joshua was for us and not himself even when his ushers were rude to people he would shout on them "Allow them", "leave them" he allowed those under him to go and start new churches entirely as in no need to send back returns or percentage to him but in redeem you send back over 60% of what the branch makes to the headquarters.


TB Joshua always said "if you have a church after your healing you can go back to that church"
He said "come to prayer line with medical report"
He said "doctor treats god heals, we are not hear to replace doctors but to compliment them"


One time he gave a man who had fell on hard times cash gift and the man went to his church and paid tithe TB Joshua said why will that pastor accept tithe from a man like this instead of the pastor to help the man he told the man he will give him back the money he gave as tithe and the man should not stop attending the church

Another elderly woman TB Joshua gave cash gift put part of the money in tithe in TB Joshuas church he called the woman and asked her what she did, she said she put tithe he gave her back the money and more

He was never in competition with your men of God, did you ever see him advertise anywhere?w he was not dragging members with anybody, opening branches in every street, na we dey find am go ikotun. Several times when I was there I met people from all over the world even countries you never heard of people who couldn't even speak English where there, Even crusades were not advertised on bill boards, radio, newspapers etc but the stadiums were always packed. In Singapore, in Mexico, in Israel, anywhere.

Nigeria and Nigerians do not know what they have lost.
6 out of every 10 foreigners in Nigeria used to come because of TB Joshua.
Many people were kept off the streets and out of poverty thanks to TB Joshua
its not now we will feel it but in future, and don't worry TB Joshua raised successors, a successful success is one with a successor.

Wise man Racine - from france
Wise man Harry - from Greece
Wise man Christopher orji - Nigeria
Wise man Daniel - Nigeria
Wise man John chi - Cameroon or Nigeria
And many others like W. Magaya Tanzania
Emmanuel aka Saviour kal el - Nigeria
Many especially from east and southern Africa I don't know their names well enough

Let's hope God brings one of them to the branch in Lagos.
If it were up to me I'd want wiseman Harry but man proposes God disposes.

Emmanuel... God with us.
But na who send you all these things you dey write?

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Politics › Re: Atiku And Soludo’s Campaign Posters Spotted In Abuja (Photo) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:08am On Jun 07, 2021
Benefit Men...They want to brainwash the public again

Awon Agba Yahoo.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Joshua Iginla: What TB Joshua Said When I Told Him He Was Going To Die by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:53am On Jun 07, 2021
Benefit Man,

Agba Yahoo

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Politics › Re: #EndSARS: Autopsy Conducted On 99 Bodies, 3 From Lekki Toll Gate – Pathologist by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:07am On Jun 06, 2021
3 Deaths is enough catastrophe

Who sent the Nigerian army to kill peaceful protesters?

10/10/20

We'll never forget

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Politics › Re: How Buhari’s Public Communication Team Fared In The Last 6 Years by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:35am On Jun 05, 2021
Defending Buhari is like a copied assignment, the media team can't explain it

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Deactivates Her Twitter Account by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:58am On Jun 05, 2021
She'll continue on Twitter with her fake accounts.

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Business › Re: Lady Professes Love To Fewa, Femi Otedola’s Son (Pix) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:56am On Jun 03, 2021
That lady must be a bomber...

Agba yahoo

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Politics › Re: Troops Kill Scores Of ISWAP Terrorists In Borno, Recover 6 Gun Trucks by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:09am On Jun 03, 2021
Verification required for this update...

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Politics › Re: Dapo Abiodun: We Reconstructed, Rehabilitated 600km Roads In Two Years by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:06am On Jun 03, 2021
Agba yahoo

I see you niggy

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Crime › Re: Bank Robbers On Rampage In Osun Communities, Kill Five Persons by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:52am On Jun 03, 2021
Somebody asked where the police to combat this type of crime?

Another person answered him that police nowadays close by 5.30pm for security reasons

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Politics › Re: Akeredolu: I Didn't Call Dor The Scrapping Of The Senate by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:51am On Jun 03, 2021
Honourable governor, off your mic.

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Politics › Re: House Of Reps Uncovers N2billion Of Recovered Loot Paid To AGF, Malami by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:22pm On May 26, 2021
It's okay, honourable minister off your mic.


Honourable Minister
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Romance › Re: The Trend Of Public Proposal Amidst It's Dicey Nature by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:44am On May 26, 2021
It's a follow the trend stuff. Even the likes of photoshooting for birthdays, baby showers etc are all trends that started and will fade away when people get tired of them.

Shey una get?

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Family › Re: Woman With 7 Husbands Reveals How She Satisfies All Their Needs (Video) by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:58am On May 26, 2021
lecturer50:
From my experience with men so far,if a woman can build 3 houses and then announce that she wants to get married to 3 men at the same time, with the promise that each man would be given a house,

and that she would be the head of the family, visiting each husband in turn,

so many men would apply to be married to her, not minding the fact that they would be all married to the same woman.

Parents have a lot to do. Imagine the thoughts of a man undecided undecided

Of course, I know, many men would deny this.

But I know men very well and I have seen a lot of things to know that the easiest thing for a woman to do is to marry more than one man.


To marry 5 husbands at the same time is the easiest thing to do on the earth,if the woman has the means, and makes her intentions known


Of course so many men may deny this, but I know that men are the masters in self deception and because of unnecessary pride, they would never accept some truths.


I have aunt and female relatives that are well to do and I have seen things.

But men, because of pride would never accept this.

Let us assume you are a woman and you have money and you invite a man to your house, cook good food for him and after he has eaten, you then have sex with him.

You treat him like something very precious,hug him from behind and call him "sweetheart".

Let me assume he doesn't have a good phone, you went and bought him an Android phone.

You make him know that you already have a house and that if he marries you, both of you will live in her house and that you will take care of his needs, that you will buy him a car,


I tell you the truth, the whole truth and nothing else but the truth,most men would immediately agree to marry such a woman.

Most men already know that what I am writing is true, although some may deny it out of pride.

Even if you tell him that you will still marry another husband so that they would be 2 husbands in the same house, some men would still agree.

The rate at which men are looking for successful women cannot be overstated.
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Crime › Re: Man Strangled To Death After His 101kg Wife Sat On His Face During An Argument by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:52am On May 20, 2021
Amuochicha:
I Hate Men
Are you sure you are typing from your heart?

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