₦airaland Forum

These oyinbo people and their nonsenese. Just last month a sheep was sold for 459,000 dollars. That is a whopping 160 million naira.

Many cats in my street are limping, deformed but they never make the news.

Joke of the year.

Politicians that are conniving with American and Chinese governments to undermine Nigeria democracy.

The moments these foreign diplomats stop getting their spoil shares from an African country, the government is deposed immediately.

Abeg leave us let us lick our wounds of corruption and irresponsible governance.

They do whatever they do to generate attention. That's what entertainers are known for.

Joro Olumofin can hire you.

Your fabrication skill is flawless dear.

Cheers!

Yeah, they will buy it as per say na National hero

Women, hmmm

Nkan nbe!

And what about the greedy politicians
Acting like they care for the lay man
And what about you voters
Pretending to see only 2 jokers
Recycle the same old corrupt men
Later you will complain you hate the government
(Falz, 2019, Hypocrite)

sapphiere:
She has my type of body. Happy birthday great woman. Age gracefully.

Wish her a happy birthday and stop being an empty drum with the loudest noise.

Zzor:
even if I marry a man looking like oshiomole,i will cover up for him as regards the looks of my kids.

yeyenatu

delugajackson:
It doesn't take much brains to know that the person behind this account is one frustrated male with hairy balls and a croaky voice.

The guy will cash out with this format I swear. Guys on this forum will start bombarding his fake profile DM...And guess what, the magas will pay.

Stay your husband house o
Don't be like Linda(The Feminist and Slay Queen)

Congrats dear

Election don dey come, dem go need your support (Falz, 2019)

jamalnation:
4-4-2
FW:Aubamayeng suarez
MF: pepe partey xhaka willams
DF: tierney sabila gabriel bellerin
GK: Martinez
Sub leno luiz chambers kolansinac saka ozil lacazette

Arteta should sign him

FIFA 2020 or PES 19?

Bros, It doesn't work this way o.

Dear Nigerians,
This is our chin-chin.

I bet she has a very powerful guardian...

Ygrette:
First of all, you're not attractive yourself, so you're not doing her a favor by considering marriage, it's a win-win for you both.

She has an engineering background, that's a very intelligent woman. She will give you super intelligent kids.

She's beautiful and looks reserved. I'm not hyping her, it's the truth. She's really beautiful and doesn't have freckles.

Have you seen albino kids that are well taken care of? They look like whites. So don't worry about having albino kids.

Chai, madam fear God o.
Se the way you packaged it. Jada did it too. Who would ever thought cheating can ever mean entanglement? You women should fear God o.

SamJed:
bro how genuine is this

Egungun bikiaful

Imagine a woman going to the police station to report that her husband has just raped her

They will chase her away from the station.

Madam go and satisfy your husband jare

Alhamdulilai...

Nigeria, even with less resources and infrastructure is overcoming the dreadful virus.

uunwanaobong3:
Chai who do this to man utd,............. 380 per week for an under age.........

If anybody mention mancity again as cheat or over- spending and break FFP rules, God almighty will punish such a person severely.


Man utd, real Madrid, barca, Liverpool have finished transfer market

Real Madrid in what way?

77Craze:
Its choice! I don't cheat, so I don't expect a cheating partner

and what is the reason?

Engaged to a dread rasta...

When will these ladies ever learn their lessons?

May the will of God be done!

Zyxzzzz:
0shot on target

Yes, Aston Villa can play this game without a goalkeeper and still win

Will..Shall...

And its another tales by moonlight.

What about the really greedy politicians
Acting like they care for the layman
And what about you voters
Acting like you only see two jokers
Recycling the same corrupt men
Later you complain you hate the government

(Falz, Hypocrite)

This people wee jus be calling money senselessly.

50 Billion dollars will develop 2 northern states comfortably if well spent.

Tell us 100 million naira, Tell us 200 million naira...That is easier to believe.

Will is strong.

Blind love.

goodysb:
Hey guys, update on the matter, I asked her to go out with me and she said she's not going. She's playing smart.

Perhaps she's reading comments here.

That girl is way ahead in the bitching game.

Oyindamolah:
One of my friends from college dated a girl for a few years. He was rich and he suspected the girlfriend was a gold digger. People believed that she had actually dumped her previous boyfriend when she found this current one - because the current boyfriend was richer.

So he tried a few things (not all of them were designed to test her but some were):

(1) He stopped taking her to expensive restaurants and took her to “dhabas” or just regular restaurants instead. This was in India, many years ago. A “dhaba” is a roadside restaurant with seats in the open. Not the most upscale place. The guy personally did not mind eating at regular places. He wasn't a typical show-off. He liked doing a lot of regular stuff. She had a major problem with this.

(2) He took her to a cheap circus show.

(3) He took her on a backpacking trip to Europe. Earlier he always made her stay at the best and most expensive hotels. This time, they stayed at inexpensive hostels. This wasn't really a test. The guy actually liked backpacking trips where he could stay at hostels and meet a lot of “real” people.

(4) She always demanded that he buy business class tickets for them. He started buying economy. He personally didn't mind flying economy so much. But the girl got very agitated with the idea of having to fly economy and not having lounge access.

(5) He used to give her very expensive presents earlier. He'd already bought her a car and the latest cell phone (this was in the era before smartphones). He gradually shifted to gifts that were more “personalized” and less expensive - collages of their photos together, poetry that he'd written for her etc. She didnt care for those things.

(6) She used him to further her career. She'd ask him to make a referral to all the companies where he had great contacts. She'd get in to these companies without much of an interview (the boy’s dad who was very well-connected usually pulled strings to make this happen….he was a super generous guy). The girl always left the jobs within a few months. She just wouldn't last anywhere. The guy stopped making those referrals. The girl threw a huge fit.

(7) The last thing he did was the truest test. He told her he doesn't want his father’s wealth and he wants to build his own career without his dad’s assistance. He won't accept anything from his father. The guy was actually pretty good at his studies and in my opinion, was capable of building a career of his own. But quite obviously, she didn't want to take that chance. She didn't have the patience to wait around till he built his career from scratch. She left him a few days after he told her this.

The guy is now very happy and is married to a very sensible and self-made young lady.

Culled from?

Quote the author please. I love to read more of his works.

donbachi:
Satchet milk challenge!!!....Female nairalanders,oya oo!.make una begin dey buy satchet milk o.cos u dont know when ur own luck go shine..op,na peak?.

Nairaland ladies are grumbling that despite buying peak milk daily, they haven't received their luck.

Don't you think they should try cowbell satchet?