Oizee:
Hahaha, he wanted celebrating his birthday with things given to him to share to d masses? Comedian of all time. As if he bought those things with his money

You believe there is no god except Allah. Good.

purples25:
I'm coming back to post my own.

Please don't, allow us sleep without nightmares.

Na him know wetin him see wey make am change him mind.

Now I'm scared of speaking outside, somebody might record me and send it to OBO.

And the next thing, I got a contract!

God is wonderful

On a serious note, Davido is kind hearted and helping people.

The party seem to be over for our dear Ighalo

dorin27:
On this particular day, mom bought us ( I and my twin) new swimming suit. We were so happy we wore it almost every day. After we got our swim suit, I don't know why but it stopped raining. We waited and waited but still it refused to rain. So we got tired of waiting and decided to create our own swimming pool .

Next thing we did was empty the whole drums of water inside the room. We made sure the whole room was filled with water. Chai!! The aftermath is something I don't want to talk about. But trust me, we saw hell when mom came back home.

How old were you and your sister?

I can't imagine the mess you both created

This boy's been inhaling white lines more than his capacity lately.

She cries at movies effortlessly. So no biggie.

Signed to do what? What is her talent?

Signed as the sole distributor of anger probably?

I don't get it.

Who is the sponsor?

Probably a married old simp who's senses has been clouded by kayamanta.

Isn't it better to just shut up?

Is there now an office of the first lady?

Confused lots.

Judolisco:
Yes in dis life get yourself a friend like philip shaibu... Ambode deputy was d first person to leave him... Philip will govern edo state

eehn, Kindly hand over to him bro.

Sincerely, he looked better and responsible after shaving.

Only Jay Z and Beyonce have been able to give us something closer to a kind of Bonnie and clyde relationship.

Will fell into the well dug by his wife's entanglement.

I don't blame them. Love is very complex.

Good husband are only 2 in this country.

Me and Olu Jacobs.

The Cinematic good husband is a movie and a mere fiction.

Disco, Hip hop bla bla bla,

How long will this government continue to fool the web?

If Cameroun and Ghana can get it right, What is our problem for God's sake?

Two jokers sign a peace pact. Of course they can hug and kiss each other during the agreement but Edo people shouldn't be fooled.

These guys will distribute ammunition to innocent fools to kill themselves.

The Nigerian government is broke and these old politicians will kill themselves to get to the helm of affairs.

Guys, isn't that the joke of the year?

After receiving different types of jobs such as hand jobs, blow jobs and even mouth jobs. Then you wake up one day and say she's not in a relationship with you.

Who will take your abandon ship bros?

When they win them go bone begin pop champagne
[Nigga Raw, 2011}

Nigerian politicians are not worth it o.

These oyinbo people and their nonsenese. Just last month a sheep was sold for 459,000 dollars. That is a whopping 160 million naira.

Many cats in my street are limping, deformed but they never make the news.

Joke of the year.

Politicians that are conniving with American and Chinese governments to undermine Nigeria democracy.

The moments these foreign diplomats stop getting their spoil shares from an African country, the government is deposed immediately.

Abeg leave us let us lick our wounds of corruption and irresponsible governance.

They do whatever they do to generate attention. That's what entertainers are known for.

Joro Olumofin can hire you.

Your fabrication skill is flawless dear.

Cheers!

Yeah, they will buy it as per say na National hero

Women, hmmm

Nkan nbe!

And what about the greedy politicians
Acting like they care for the lay man
And what about you voters
Pretending to see only 2 jokers
Recycle the same old corrupt men
Later you will complain you hate the government
(Falz, 2019, Hypocrite)

sapphiere:
She has my type of body. Happy birthday great woman. Age gracefully.

Wish her a happy birthday and stop being an empty drum with the loudest noise.

Zzor:
even if I marry a man looking like oshiomole,i will cover up for him as regards the looks of my kids.

yeyenatu

delugajackson:
It doesn't take much brains to know that the person behind this account is one frustrated male with hairy balls and a croaky voice.

The guy will cash out with this format I swear. Guys on this forum will start bombarding his fake profile DM...And guess what, the magas will pay.