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Food / Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:58am On May 16, 2020
If you can eat monkey, you can eat human too.

I fear you bros

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Health / Re: Chinwe Chibuike Foundation Donates To Essential Workers, Homeless Persons In USA by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:55am On May 12, 2020
The funny thing is the racist among them will throw the food into the bin once she leaves. Meanwhile...we are dying of hunger here in Ajangbadi

This life ain't fair mehnnnnn

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Politics / Re: IMF May Approve Nigeria’s $3.4 Billion Loan Today by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:31am On Apr 28, 2020
Is there a week these people are not taking loan?

If it's no IMF, it's China.


Zambia is currently a China colony. Nigeria is heading the same direction.

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Woman With 3 Kids by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:34am On Apr 25, 2020
In professional Health and Safety, what you created is known as worse case scenario and the hazards are always too much

Stay safe bro

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Romance / Re: Runs Girls Are Getting Better Husbands Than Church Girls - Lady by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:45am On Apr 23, 2020
Liliantalks:
hmmm u can’t Shame me with the rubs business talk! I wish I could be one but I sincerely don’t hv the balls to

Take it easy.

You sound so desperate.
Sports / Re: John Obi Mikel Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:44am On Apr 22, 2020
He is owing us a world cup o
He gave an interview that time promising to bring the world cup home.
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Day dreamer. He thought the world cup is all about guarding the ball. I met someone who said Metersacker was faster than Obi. How true was that?

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Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Holds Meeting WithWorld Bank, IMF Representatives by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:55am On Apr 22, 2020
He is alive

AMEN

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Politics / Re: Sadiya Farouq: FG Will Use BVN To Identify Poor, Vulnerable Nigerians by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:50am On Apr 22, 2020
Will...Shall

Nonsense

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Lockdown Lifted In Accra And Kumasi, Ghana. Ghanaians Rejoice by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:18pm On Apr 20, 2020
Won't this become a case study of how flat curves bend during Pandemic health illness?

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Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Distributes Food Items In Enugu West by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:30am On Apr 19, 2020
helinues:


Why not provide pictures for those achievement..

He can't bro. His duty ends at praise singing thieves.

They usually pay them...You know PR stuff na. Social media influencers.

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Politics / Re: Late Abba Kyari With His Beautiful Family (Photo) by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:43am On Apr 19, 2020
Xbolmax:
Na one cloth dis man get

It's intentional bro, they deceive the populace by claiming not to be materialistic

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Politics / Re: Top Presidency Aides Denied Access To Aso Villa After Violating NCDC Guidelines by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:45am On Apr 19, 2020
Confused lots...

Who sent them?

Is it not the same Buhari?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Father, Deji Adeleke In Atlanta (Throwback Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:20am On Apr 13, 2020
Who be this kid?

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Health / Re: French Doctor Apologize For Saying Coronavirus Drug To Be Tested In Africa by jy2kbeyond(m): 3:01pm On Apr 08, 2020
Very illogical statement

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Food / Re: The Animals Boys Caught After Morning Training (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:09pm On Apr 08, 2020
These are bush babies o

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Politics / Re: NNPC: No More Payment Of Oil Subsidy Going Forward by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:21am On Apr 07, 2020
Kyari Kyari everywhere

Nigeria is more like Buhari and sons Ltd.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 6 Persons Who Tested Positive In Osun Escape From Isolation Centre by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:05am On Apr 04, 2020
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Politics / Re: Buhari, Jonathan, Others Congratulate Tinubu At 68 by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:57am On Mar 29, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
Happy birthday to the daddy of Lagos state grin


MC Oluomo 2023

MC Oluomo for what?

Health / Re: Coronavirus: Suspected Case In Enugu Tests Negative by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:55am On Mar 16, 2020
Them just dey find wetin no lost

They sha want to chop the money budgeted for the virus.

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Romance / Re: Don't Fall In Love With These Kind Of Girls If You Value Your Sanity. by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:01pm On Feb 10, 2020
TonyeBarcanista:
How come.you didn't mention feminists?

Meanwhile I disagree with number 1



God bless you man.

The first turn off is being a feminist.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Brexit: United Kingdom To Exit The European Union On January 31 by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:01am On Jan 30, 2020
Singing Vado X Davido's ONE TICKET

If you want to leave o, biko leave...
One ticket to obodo oyinbo o.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:33am On Jan 16, 2020
Una don start again

You keep misleading innocent ladies

Getting married no be beans. It requires commitment.

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Agriculture / Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:43pm On Jan 14, 2020
mamaafrik:
Buy a cat or plant taba leave around.


That Snake killed my cat o. The poison of this snake no be play o

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Family / Re: Our Marriage Maybe Seriously Falling Apart: Please Advise Me! by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:19am On Jan 14, 2020
Vortex369:


Marriage has always been a prize for women. Except you are an hypocrite.

I dont make these things up. I study Reality.

Brice Price means the cost price of a Bride, in actually, it the price a woman is sold for.
Taking up a man's name is called Change of Title, when you buy an item, you change the name to yours, so the man owns that woman.
For better for worse means, you have been bought and must remain with your owner.
In every culture, cost price is returned if an item is no longer needed, same is done when a woman is no more needed, I dont make these things up.

Every married woman is owned, by the buyer.

To stop this apparent selling of humans, end Bride Price or Abrogate Marriage so every one can fucck their lovers.

I hope you are one of the disciples of Linda Ikeji that won't practice what they preach.

Its better for you if you blah blah online and submit at home to your husband.

That is wisdom my dear.
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Family / Re: Our Marriage Maybe Seriously Falling Apart: Please Advise Me! by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:14am On Jan 14, 2020
CHoccolaTE:
Nigerian women are really suffering in marriages o.
Just imagine if a man fell sick and couldn't provide or sexually satisfy his wife and she decided to flirt around because she needs attention. Nobody will ever advice the man to ignore her and focus on his health instead

Irony is that adultery is forbidden to both men and women but men are hypocrites that think cheating is their birthright. Why the hell must he flirt with another woman when he has a wife? Instead of being there for her and helping to nurse her back to health he is looking for love elsewhere.


When you are ready to face the reality of the world. Eternal peace won't be a far-fetched commodity.

Awon set Equal right.

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Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:54am On Jan 14, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
Which visitor I don't treat visitors more than i treat myself sad and I'm not someone that cooks always he rather takes me to an eatery

Eatery? Restaurant?

You better package yourself here properly. My men are watching o

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Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed In My Workplace by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:45am On Jan 09, 2020
Wow...

People still work at Jurassic Park?

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Sports / Re: Ibrahimovic: I Want 70 Thousand Fans At San Siro, Otherwise I Won't Play! by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:42pm On Jan 06, 2020
Oh my Milan

How the mighty have fallen

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Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye Speaks About First Fruit, Daddy Freeze And His Followers React by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:52am On Jan 06, 2020
I guess the expected wasn't forthcoming properly

They had to rebrand and do some PR shit

Man must whack

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Family / Re: Meeting Your In-law For Marriage: 6 Questions To Expect As A Guy by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:34am On Jan 05, 2020
Most importantly always ask the suitor, ARE YOU A MARLIAN?

This is because people with Bad Mannaz will screw the life of your daughters.

I say my own o

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Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:26am On Jan 01, 2020
Theophinio:
SON OF GRACE
Am taking over in 2020

Our next 16 years old wonderkid. Blessings bro

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Sports / Re: Meet Efe Ajagba, Nigerian Boxer Making Waves Like Anthony Joshua by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:07am On Dec 28, 2019
Riversides2003:
I used to beat this guy those days, don’t know if I can still do it again.


One thousand ways to die. How did you get here?

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