Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,843 members, 7,824,512 topics. Date: Saturday, 11 May 2024 at 11:29 AM

Jzun's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Jzun's Profile / Jzun's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Politics / Re: Why Buhari Might Jail Tinubu If He Wins - Odilim Enwegbara by jzun: 4:15pm On Dec 08, 2018
Moukandjo:

Don't mind those deluded descendants of gorillas!

bros you wicked lolz.
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Might Jail Tinubu If He Wins - Odilim Enwegbara by jzun: 4:04pm On Dec 08, 2018
raumdeuter:
The author is definitely from that side

Na them dey sweat and get sleepless nights over Tinubu

Tinubu has not been in poer for over a decade, he does not choose governor in any of their states but they cannot eat or sleep without mentioning Tinubu
~

No mind them.

They won't worry about the people that robbed their own states. rubbish people. Na yoruba matter dey gii dem headache.
Religion / Re: Seun Kuti Reacts To Bishop Oyedepo's "Dangerously Wealthy" Statement by jzun: 2:05am On Dec 08, 2018
Nazaretha1:
Phil 3 17:19
17 Join together in imitating me, brothers, and pay close attention to those who live by the example we have set for you.

18 For I have often told you, and now tell you even with tears, that many live as enemies of the cross of the Messiah.

19 Their destiny is destruction, their god is their belly, and their glory is in their shame. Their minds are set on worldly things.

20 Our citizenship, however, is in heaven, and it is from there that we eagerly wait for a Savior, the Lord Jesus, the Messiah.

Oyedepo is so focused on his wealth (an earthly thing) instead of heavenly things. If in the past, he was ever a man of God, he has backslid into sin and his words shows he is glorying in materialism.

Matthew 6:24 states as follows:

"No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money." - New International Version.
Politics / Re: Lagos APC Primary: Live Updates, Results And Situation Report by jzun: 1:45pm On Oct 02, 2018
DogmaNation:
Stop godfatherism! Stop Tinubu the greedy crooked. The only crime of Ambode,is that he refused to Roger Tinubu. Lagos State deserve a mentally stable governor and not a fake dollar changer.

Ambode all the way.

Your education is wasted. So, if I say your wife used to be a prostitute, you will just accept it as true without evidence?!

Ambode has ruled and littered Lagos with waste and trash. Yet he has been seating on more that a trillion naira annual budget.

3 Likes

Culture / Re: The Igbo Merit Structure... What It Really Means. by jzun: 6:44pm On Sep 20, 2018
Adelaide2:
A few Igbo firsts in Nigeria

The first Black Vice Chancellor of the University of Ibadan was an Igbo man named Professor Kenneth Dike.
•The first Vice Chancellor of the University of Lagos was an Igbo man named Professor Eni Njoku.
•The first Nigerian Rector of the then Yaba College of Technology was also an Igbo man
The first Nigerian Professor of Mathematics was an Igbo man named Professor Chike Obi – the man who solved Fermat’s Last Theorem. He was followed by another Igbo man named Professor James Ezeilo, Professor of Differential Calculus and the founder of the Ezeilo Constant.
The first Nigerian professor of history was an Igbo man Professor Kenneth Dike who also became the first black vice chancellor of the University of Ibadan.
The first Nigerian Professor of Botany was an Igbo man named Professor Eni Njoku. He went on to become the very first vice chancellor of the university of LAGOS.
The first Nigerian Professor of Anatomy and Physiology is Professor Chike Edozien an Igbo man who is also the current Obi of Asaba.
The first Nigerian Professor of Physics was Professor Okoye an Igbo man who became a Professor of Physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, USA in 1960. He was followed by the likes of Professor Alexander Anumalu who has been nominated for the Nobel Prize for Physics three times for his research in Intermediate Quantum Physics.
In Nuclear Physics and Chemistry – again another Igbo man – Professor Frank Ndili who gained a Ph.D in his early ’20s at Cambridge Univesity in Nuclear Physics and Chemistry in the early ’60s. This young Asaba man had made a First Class in Physics and Mathematics at the then University College Ibadan in the early ’50s.
First Professor of Statistics – Professor Adichie who’s research on Non-Parametric Statistics led to new areas in statistical research.
What about the first Nigerian Professor of Medicine – Professor Kodilinye – he was appointed a Professor of Medicine at the University of London in 1952. He later became the Vice Chancellor of the University of Nigeria Nsukka after the war.
What about Astronomy – again another Igbo man was the first Professor of Astronomy – please, look up Professor Ntukoju – he was the first to earn a double Ph.D in Astronomy and Mathematics.
Let’s go to the Social Sciences – Demography and statistical research into population studies – again another Igbo man – Professor Okonjo who set up the first Centre for Population Research in Ibadan in the early ’60s. A double Ph.D in Mathematics and Economics.
Philosophy – Professor G D Okafor, who became a Professor of Philosophy at the Amherst College USA in 1953.
Economics – Dr. Pius Okigbo who became a visiting scholar and Professor of Economics at the University of London in 1954. He is also the first Nigerian Ph.D in Economics.
Theology and theological research – Professor Njoku who became the first Nigerian to earn a Ph.D in Theology from Queens University Belfast in Ireland. He was appointed a Professor of Theology at the University College Zambia in 1952.

All were appointment made by the ruling coalition of the Igbo dominated NCNC and the Hausa/fulani NPC.

When in 2015 Buhari said he was going to give Igbos only 5% of appointments . They shouted blue murder but in 1960 they frustrated out many Yorubas by promoting there juniors over their head.

At University college Ibadan; Professor Ajose was the first black man on the board/council of the school and tghe automatic choice for first VC. He was sidelined because he was Yoruba. He left after University of Ife was created and went to become i8t's first VC.Note that Dike was so Junior to Ajose, it was like making a captain in the army commandant over a colonel. Igbos are tribalistic to the point that all the federal appointments, they did not concede one to the south eastern minorities.
Politics / Re: Ambode Faces Impeachment As 57 LG Chairmen Endorse Jide Sanwoolu For Governor by jzun: 2:20pm On Sep 14, 2018
seunmsg:
I

There is nothing in the video clip to suggest that the 57 council chairmen in Lagos have endorsed Jide Sanwoolu. A political supporter of the aspirant who is a well known party leader in Lagos spoke all through in Yoruba without saying anything about endorsement from local council chairmen. Your headline is outright falsehood and a figment of your imagination.

You are obviously not familiar with Nigerian politics.

Their presence despite the fact the governor can sanction them is sign of defiance to the governor Ambode and support for Sanwo-Olu.
Travel / Re: Ilasamaja Bridge Is Dismantling (see PHOTO) by jzun: 5:33pm On Jul 12, 2018
deboysben:
400 million what...



I said it fashola is the most corrupt gov lagos has ever produced

You idiot. That someone said it is 400 million means it truly is 400 million? your education is wasted.

1 Like

Career / Re: Osun Lawyers In Suit Cutting Grasses (Photos) by jzun: 5:30pm On Jul 12, 2018
Benwems:
Can only happen in yoruba land. Eye service.

You are sick. you are suffering from inferiority complex.
Culture / Re: What Are The Tribes Yoruba Defeated At War In History? by jzun: 6:49pm On Dec 31, 2017
Thewrath:

Story for "sophisticated" ewedu eaters,this right here is the complete definition of cowardice....enjoy the clips grin

General Diya begging abacha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVNu77xRr9k

General Adisa begging almustspha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3c0WXtsgC8


Accepted Diya cried to save his life.

Yoruba conquered the Nupe. Yoruba defeated the fulani army with strategy in open battle when the fulani army was at its peak. The only open war between Yoruba and Igbo. Yoruba won.

You ask your mothers what Benjamin Adekunle did to Ojukwu, the Biafran army, your parents and grand parents during the Biafran war.

So, show some respect.

2 Likes

Romance / Re: Guy Narrates His Girlfriend Of 7 Years Got Married While They Were Still Dating by jzun: 2:36pm On Nov 06, 2017
CarterDavid30:
. Like he said, they started early, yes the girl took a wise decision but that doesn't mean the guy is unserious too. just maybe, the guy was trying hard to make sure she won't suffer if they get married or maybe the girl was just not contented. look at it from both sides. well, what do I know. just saying

7years?!

Get off it. He has no excuse after five years.
Romance / Re: Lady's Transformation Photos After 13 Years Got Nigerians Talking by jzun: 10:59am On Nov 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


If her name is Tolani Agboola, I wonder why people will be surprised that she bleached?
It is in them...it is a tradition, it is a culture.

It has been proven that Ewedu consumption produces resins which darken the Melanin.

That's why bleaching is inevitable.
Everybody wants to be fair like Gifty, Muna or Bianca instead of them to appreciate being as dark as Asa.

Yes, Yoruba ladies bleach, but so do Igbo ladies and more importantly; Igbo men bleach. When I was a teenager I was shocked at the nuber of Igbo bros-es wey dey bleach, when people were condemning women for bleaching.

Another thing; I have been at a bukka when an Igbo man threatened to beat an Igbo lady because of Amala with Gbegiri and Ewedu soup. slowpoke that you are.
Romance / Re: 16 Things Women Do While They Are Cheating In A Relationship. by jzun: 10:42am On Nov 05, 2017
chiddyok:

Na wa for vindictive niggas.

Na wa for dishonest bitches.
Romance / Re: Girls Which Do You Prefer, Fair Guys Or Dark Guys? by jzun: 1:35pm On Nov 04, 2017
GHKWAME1:
see who is yabbing? You igboitic Bush rat! Handsome? Light skinned?
It really surprises me why you guys detest dark skin as if Y'all are white, bleaching doesn't make y'all white! The fact that you are white worshipers just show your inferiority complex anytime i read comments of Ghanaians being dark.
*spits*

GBAM!
Romance / Re: Girls Which Do You Prefer, Fair Guys Or Dark Guys? by jzun: 1:30pm On Nov 04, 2017
Kelechi2020:




and what nonsense do you mean by the word "igbotic"
are you stable at all
how can you drag a whole race into this mess just to describe a crazy lunatic that might get you laid tomorrow.

We hate it when our tribe's usual bad side is pointed at. Igbo men are usually brash. Not all Igbos but a very large number of them. Deal with it. you obviously have your opinion on yoruba men and women. so fujck you and stick your crude behavior in your fujcking pocket; you fucking maniac.
Crime / Re: Missing Egbeda Clock Repairer's Scary Encounter With Ritualists by jzun: 6:25am On Nov 04, 2017
free2ryhme:



Days are evil

Bros, days are not evil but people are evil.
Crime / Re: 23-year-old Man Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Stealing Phone by jzun: 3:32pm On Apr 11, 2017
ThinkSmarter:
I'm not in support of crime, but the gravity of the offence doesn't deserve death sentence. Lesser punishment would hv been better.
And what hv they done with the Politicians stealing millions.
Since the victim only sustained injury, he should hv been sentenced to some years in prison.
My Opinion though.

The death sentence is not for stealing phone is for stabbing the victim in the head. The journalist did not let us know if the victim died. If the victim died, that is murder.

Judges are not mad people. For her to sentence the boy to death, may be the victim died.
Family / Re: Reason Why Tiv Men Offer Their Wives To Their Guest? True Story Or Fable? by jzun: 6:06pm On Mar 31, 2017
TERTAR:
Well this dreamer only dreamed that such thing happen in Tiv land. am a proudly son of TIV, A direct decendant of TAKULUKU ANYAMAZENGA (the waring Clan).Do not be decieved by any one about the Tiv nation.The Tiv people are the most simple & jenalous(materials)Tribe you can think of,they strongly believe in JUSTICE, trying to play smart on them,thats is were you will regrate knowing aTIV man,thats is when he will unleashed the uncontrolled strenght on you that is when he will not hear "de" (stop),thats is when he will fight to the finish.other wise a Tiv man will host you give you free food fetch water for you to bath in fact he will treat you as if you are his boss in his house,but make no mistake to take advantage of this,bcus you will regrate the other side of him if at all you will survive it.A Tiv man will never give you his wife and he dont expect you to admire his wife not to talk of his doughter .the relation ship between the Tiv and Hausa Fulani has ditorated since 19Adam and Eve bcus of Religious,cultural difference.so coming on this platform to post that a Tiv man gave his dog not even his wife to Adam fodio to sleep with was false.
That is why you hardly i mean hardly you see aTiv man give his doughter to Fulani or Hausa man for marriage. 90%TIV people are christian while 9%are Traditional and 1% is a free thinker.The Tiv people are decendant of warrior clans they oppose any form of oppression from any Tribe or Nation that stand a threat in thier way and always take on and cruch such threat.
Wow! very interesting!
Crime / Re: See What Hoodlums Did To A Man Who Insulted Buhari In Kano(graphic Photos) by jzun: 7:38pm On Mar 02, 2017
fake news? even after picture? I fear you o.

1 Like

Romance / Re: Nigeria Boys Have Small Preek Why? by jzun: 7:32am On Feb 06, 2017
AshawoGirl:


Am telling u. 80% of Nigeria guys can't hit for 10mins except with drugs.
All tribes Igbo Hausa Yoruba.

May be boys of today. naija boys of today grew up on indomie and they are not as strong as my generation. that is why, when dem want to fight, na gun dem dey use instead of dem hands. give me your number make I cum use prick bust ya brain.
Politics / Re: TCN Workers Resist Fashola's Removal Of MD, Abubakar Atiku by jzun: 7:21am On Feb 06, 2017
brainpulse:
This is why it will be very difficult for Nigeria to live forward. A non performing MD was removed for progress to be achieved, lazy workers are downtooling because their paddy boss was fired.

you are very correct!
Religion / Re: Is Self Servicing A "SIN" For A Couple Whose Partner Is Hardly Around? by jzun: 1:08pm On Nov 25, 2016
LatestTrend:
That's bushhsiit baby. Masturbation is not good. tongue

Without having sexual thoughts, the feeling can't be developed into urge.

Control your mind before it starts controlling you. grin

bros, please teacj me how to control my mind o.
Religion / Re: It Is A Sin For Ladies To Put On Trousers To Church Because Bible Condemns It by jzun: 1:02pm On Nov 25, 2016
An2elect2:
mtcheeeeeewww. A decent trouser or a skimpy skirt? undecided Are there not customised trousers for females? Wont it be absurd if a man wears those trousers?

Hypocritical pharisees. You put all your efforts/time on trivial things that do not matter and preach another gospel that is no gospel at all


By the time women started their sin, there was no "customized trousers". It was to legalize their sin that they decided to "customize" women's trousers. Na God you get case with sha, no be me.
Religion / Re: Olukoya Set To Lose Mountain Of Fire Prayer City - Sahara Reporters. by jzun: 12:31pm On Nov 25, 2016
It is extremely sad. Some people are laughing but is not funny at all. You will be shocked that both the one that originally collected money from MFM and the one that challenged the original landlord are working together to dupe MFM. That is why 20 years later omo onile is either dead or impoverished.
Stalwert:


Unfortunately, there is a court order, unless he wants to appeal, and that is depended on whether he was part of the suit, the first point is for him, to demand action from those he pay, who should appeal the ruling.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Wearing A Neck Guide To Watch TV by jzun: 12:19pm On Nov 25, 2016
I tire o. naija written English of today is atrocious.
melvinjames:
@harbdulrasaq88
Its "neck guard" not neck guide as you wrote above.
Romance / Re: Lol! Future Wives Indeed Pic's by jzun: 1:24pm On Nov 07, 2016
halfricanadian:
These are the ones dey can buy diamond rings for treats like queens fools i dont even feel sorry even if she smash ur hrt wit a axe u deserve ever bit of d cut nd pains from her
Seriously; why do you say such evil thing. Do you know that your blindly blacklisting all men has done more injury to those of us trying hard to be good to women?

Honestly, i'll like to meet you and iron out a lot of things. wow!
Romance / Re: Some Covenant University Female Students Are Runsgirls - Lagos Resident by jzun: 9:48am On Nov 07, 2016
emryxleena:
dey tryna make ends meet
How daft can you be to say such. Na poorman pikin dey pay dat kind school fees? They are just lacking proper home training and greedy bitches. mtchwww!
Romance / Re: Some Covenant University Female Students Are Runsgirls - Lagos Resident by jzun: 9:46am On Nov 07, 2016
hakeem4:
if cu girls are runs girls, what will you now call unilag girls .... Marathon babes?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin bros abeg no break my ribs with laughter o. That question, na almighty formula you go need to find the answer o!

4 Likes

Romance / Re: Some Covenant University Female Students Are Runsgirls - Lagos Resident by jzun: 9:41am On Nov 07, 2016
So; you support girls prostituting themselves? Do you pray for such a girl to end up as wife to any of your children or brothers? Anybody that has parents that can pay covenant university school fees has no excuse fdor doing runs than bad friends or greed.
AnthonioAlsaid:



BEING A RUNS GIRL IS NOT A FUNCTION OF WHICH SCHOOL YOU ATTEND.....HOW DO PEOPLE THINK NOWADAYS


AS PER THE FEES I MUST SAY THIS RUNNING A UNIVERSITY IS VERY EXPENSIVE ESPECIALLY A QUALITY ONE LIKE CONVENANT UNIVERSITY.

I ATTENDED UNIBEN, IN MY 100L DAYS I HAD TO SIT ON THE FLOOR TO RECEIVE LECTURES BECAUSE GOVERNMENT PROVIDED 500SEATS FOR 1200STUDENTS IN 200,300 AND 400 I HAD TO STAND TO RECEIVE LECTURES BECAUSE OF INSUFFICIENT STOOLS, DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENS?BECAUSE I WAS PAYING 14000 AS FEES. IT IS THE POOR THAT WILL CONTINUE TO CRY ABOUT CONVENANT FEES THE RICH WON'T, THEY UNDERSTAND THE QUALITY OF EDUCATION THEIR KIDS ARE RECEIVING THERE. INSTEAD OF PRAYING TO GOD TO UFLIFT YOU ARE THROWING INSULTS

OH LET'S NOT EVEN DISCUSS ABOUT THE HOSTEL FACILITY I STAYED WHILE IN SCHOOL

IN CONCLUSION, GOD BLESS ME I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEND MY KIDS TO THE KIND OF SCHOOL I ATTENDED. AMEN
Romance / Re: What Are 3 Things Girls Look For In Guys? by jzun: 8:48pm On Sep 18, 2016
elantraceey:



Just because you don't fit in doesn't make it a lie.

abeg, make we hear word. na so una go dey form superstar. After, we fit hear say maiguard don yansh you before. I have discovered many terrible things about women. I now understand men of old in all cultures except the Germans kept their women at bay.
Romance / Re: This Is How Most Of Our Girls Look These Days..(picture) by jzun: 12:03pm On Sep 18, 2016
Diddyydiva:
why am I not laughing ?

maybe because you are not intelligent enough to understand and appreciate the joke. Duh!
Romance / Re: See The OAU Student That Holds The Guinness Book Of Record For Longest Sex Ever by jzun: 11:59am On Sep 18, 2016
HajimeSaito:
These useless ras OAU things. We used to beat them all the time in academics. Greatest UITES. Na for kpekus matter dem dey score A1.


UI ko UI nii. Where and when you beat OAU for academics? lying is bad for your health. mtchwww!
Romance / Re: See The OAU Student That Holds The Guinness Book Of Record For Longest Sex Ever by jzun: 11:58am On Sep 18, 2016
valdetino:
I think that award should be given to the makers of Tramadol.
Cos am sure is not natural strength.


Regularly walking from Angola Hall to Ajose lecture theater and back sometimes four times in one day; gives OAU guys serious stamina. I remeber when I was an under graduate and I bleeped a girl for 1 and a half hour. I had to even cut it because the girl was complaining that her pussy was drying and she was tired. I no use anything then. Bros, walking long distances na serious "burantashi".

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 65
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.