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He said, “However, we all know the truth but most are afraid to speak. There is no way the police and small number of five lawmakers would act so brazenly, unless they receive instructions from their high places, attemptedto impeach the Speaker.

That's the nake.d truth.

It's only in Nigeria that 5 out of 33 people will try to impeach a speaker.
Only in Nigeria will a governor tell you that 16 votes are sufficient to win against 19 votes.

Oga Wole fan's no try at all.

They want Him to humiliate our first lady, even the husband with a PhD tries as much as possible to avoid debates (I wonder how is PhDless wife will handle a debate. ).

I doubt if the first lady knows the meaning of debate sef.

Bashirfuntua: am finally the winner

for your mind

if you connect the dots, you should be able to deduce your own conclusions.

One cannot deduce a conclusion yet because each dots leads to another and there are still more dots to be connected together to arrive at a perfect answer.

But certainly the dots have a lot to do with 2015.

It depends on what you mean by 'Christain'

chiboy1928: ModeratoR please dis topic need to make front page dis is love talk and a matter of the heart because I know a lot of pple re confused on dis same issue.

Nairalander and their craze for front page.

If you want to make frontpage, create a reasonable thread and I'll personally ensure it makes frontpage.

But if you expect this poo to make frontpage, then you are likely never to graduate from 'The University of Hope', so keep hoping.

obo389:
as u rightly said,she's still your fiancee but not yet legally your wife.

It doesn't have to be legal.

Op, as soon as you have your traditional marriage, you can claim her as your wife. Just pay her bride price and she is yours.

ositadima1: I don't think I am normal, I
am so excited when my babe
farts. She goes like
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFF!
and oh I smell the gassy
pleasure, the fart smelled so
bad that my head started
spinning and I try to hold my
breath, but her fart is too
powerful and I get so hot. Is this normal?

Sanboy25: No, it's not normal...

NAIRALAND NO GO KILL ME.

Dare to be different. What a way to be distinctive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blUTM19-vW8

Chillisauce: IN SUMMARY. All MOST WOMEN ARE CHEATS

Your post has been modified before someone tells you that all generalizations are wrong.

I just asked my girl friend and she replied NO.

I'm sure her children will consider her a role model though.

Ojobojo1: Hi galz, I think I've found the right girl and I want to ask her to be my gf and I don't wanna screw up, how should I say it. Help a brotha,thanks.

How old are you?

My girl friend is more appealing to me without make up.

It's an understatement for me to say, I was surprised. I saw this coming, when you see old athletes like Tyson Gay (30 years) with a long history of injury hitting personal bests, it only takes time to decipher the truth.

*Still thinking*

The fact that I'm thinking says a lot about my country. When I finally discover what I love about Nigeria, I will edit my post. For now absolutely nothing.

Obasgilbert: its a testimony.... Tell me why i go leave NL
I love these people joor!!

I would have loved you back had you been a female, but as it stands I'm not gay.

Mynd_44: They never disappoint

Are you a learner?.

See a doctor and if that doesn't help, see a spiritualist.

It's an understatement for me to say, I was surprised. I saw this coming, when you see old athletes like Tyson Gay (30 years) with a long history of injury hitting personal bests, it only takes time to decipher the truth.

Basically, we learn everything in school except how to live life.

can you kill in self defence?.

That's a default configuration, it's instinctive to kill when an attempt is made on one's life.

This man na celebrity o

Vivly: It is a fun game that your brain cant comprehend

'Big girls don't create redundant/useless thread'

The Op deserves a ban for ignoring rule

'14. Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.'

This thread is currently on the front page.

That girl must have been an embarrasment to a lot of people not just him.

Come to think of it, let's assume she remained celibate through out the show and became eventual winner, I'm sure he wouldn't have issued this disclaimer.

Kai, human nature.

Chillisauce: I BELEIVE YOU ALSO TIE RUBBER BAND ON YOUR DRILL PIPE

Dry as harmattan, mtchew.

smothly: 10mins 2 ur wedding u're called 4 a contract of about 300 million dollars,will u go 4 d contract or go to ur wedding?

The contract can't wait till the end of the wedding?

If the answer is in the affirmative, then the wedding will wait till I have successfully signed the contract.

Efemena_xy: You might want to consider a career that might get you involved with children. Say childcare / nursing / teaching / play instructor, etc

You beat me to this, I was just about to write this.
@Op, It's a passion, you'd probably like a job in child care in later life.
The heart of human excellence often begins to beat when you discover a pursuit that absorbs you, frees you, challenges you, and gives you a sense of meaning, joy and passion.

Op, the best feeling in the world is getting paid to do what you love. Life is fun when you do what you love.