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Politics › Re: A Niger-Delta Village In The 1960s (before Oil) by k2039: 10:41pm On Jul 13, 2013

funnyx: Oil is a curse to Nigeria!

Wrong, the real curse to Nigeria is her leaders.

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Politics › Re: Which Is The Best ENGLISH Speaking AFRICAN Country? by k2039: 10:33pm On Jul 13, 2013

@Op, Who cares?.

All I care is the BEST PIDGIN SPEAKING AFRICAN COUNTRY

NIGERIA

I can defend my answer anywhere.

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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by k2039: 10:28pm On Jul 13, 2013

Why are all of you wasting your time, I will just put a call across to heaven and ask when the world will end, the precise time and I will log in to this thread and post the 'Finally the end of the world'.
So anyone that posts after me is just wasting his/her time because I will be the one to post the last word and full stop on this thread.

If the world doesn't end in my generation, I will ensure it's written in my will that my dynasty will post the last word on this thread.

Romance › Re: Are We Underestimating Nairaland As A Means To Meet A Partner? by k2039: 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2013

Blackteeth: Do you think we still have many 'kids', bigots and mentally incompetent people outside Nairaland too?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with dating people online (afterall I'm online and I'm exceptionaly responsible and any girl will be lucky to have me grin

and I'm sure there are responsible girls too, atleast if a responsible man like me can be here, no doubt the ladies too will).

But if you must date someone online, find out their offline personality. The latter must come before the former (just insurance policy).

Romance › Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by k2039: 10:00pm On Jul 13, 2013

dasparrow: First of all, you are not the second to comment.

Secondly, the average American hates infidelity and if they catch you cheating on them, then its over. This might be the reason why the have a lower HIV/AIDS rate in comparison to Nigeria or other parts of Africa where cheating is expected to be tolerated till they pass on sexually transmitted diseases to you.

You assumption is not true, if at all you ststistics are correct about America having a lower rate of sexually transmitted disease, it has more to do with the fact that the goverment did it home work well in times of sensitizing it's people of the need to have protective se.x always and putting necessary precautions in place (having condoms in public places).

Romance › Re: Hilarious Breakups Via Letter And Text by k2039: 9:51pm On Jul 13, 2013

demmy55: Wizkid behind you driving his new Porsche Panamera horning, trying to match the brake but brake failed.

Coming with great speed...(0.2356Km/s)

Ogugua still on the road

Ppl by road side screaming Chinehkeh! Chinekeh!!
Some ppl getting ready to take pictures of the next scene.
Some odas opening nairaland...saying to themselves, 'this my post must make front page today'.

Clown of the first order.

Romance › Re: Are We Underestimating Nairaland As A Means To Meet A Partner? by k2039: 8:17pm On Jul 13, 2013

Smartie gurl: Akuko Uwa!!

Meaning??

Romance › Re: Are We Underestimating Nairaland As A Means To Meet A Partner? by k2039: 8:02pm On Jul 13, 2013

xynerise: We all have our different reasons to be here.

1.Some are here to advertise their products

2.Some are here to get an online partner

3.Some are here to have fun

4.Some are here to get information on Jobs and news around Africa and the world.

5.Some are here to get educated, get inspired and develop a good communication skills.

6.Some dont know why they are here.

So we all have a different view of what Nairaland is to us.

7. Some are here to demonstrate their extreme stupidity.

@Op, I'll meet my wife outside of nairaland, afterwards ask her to join or I will meet her outside of nairaland and ask her for her user name. (I never found her here, I only located her here after finding her on the outside).

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Romance › Re: The Temptation Of Cheating. (how Do You Deal With It) by k2039: 7:55pm On Jul 13, 2013*

A friend of mine cried to me last week about this?.

I proposed the k2039 rubber band theory of mental and emotional condintioning.

There is a great law that hold our universe together, it's called the LAW OF ATTRACTION. You attract what you think about, so to avoid cheating you have to control your thinking. If you can avoid the thought of cheating, then you can ultimately avoid the act of cheating.

That's where the theory comes in. Just put a couple of rubber bands on your wrist, when the thought of cheating comes to your mind, you just pull the rubber band. You mind becomes conditioned to the pain of thinking about cheating after a while and ultimately break free from that thought.

Try it, after three month give me a feedback.

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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by k2039: 7:42pm On Jul 13, 2013

Kirinwa: Your mentor? Ain't you gonna get married? If your mama ever hear that. Na to go package one girl for village give am codes.One cold night they will smuggle her into your room.

If I hear sey you no do anything.

She is my mentor, but that doesn't mean I agree with all her philosophies, but I agree with most (I don't agree with her on marriage, I just cited it as an example to back up my post).

I love se.x, se.x is my hobby, Marriage is a necessity for me, the only problem is just that I don't know if one woman can satify me.

omiobo: Hope your guy dey drill your anus wella?

Ayama (that s disgusting).

Romance › Re: Could This Be True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by k2039: 7:37pm On Jul 13, 2013

iyobs7: Are u serious? Bloody hypocrite

What is bloody about the hypocrite.

iyobs7: So easy for him to say, the brother doesnt even know what the groom to be is passing through right now
Even in our common bf and gf relationship that we know aint heading anywhere can hurt at times though we know it will crash but this is quiet different, how could she be so discreet not to have told him about her child

So when do you suggest she told him?. I'm waiting for your answer o.

Romance › Re: Could This Be True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by k2039: 7:31pm On Jul 13, 2013

Odunharry: nobody likes a liar.
It up 2 him 2 decide..if he still love her and rily wana be with her,he can cntinue with d gal....

But wait o,wat happend to d father of d lady's child?.

modextus: Λ liar ιѕ always Λ liar

Buh if that's the only lie she's guilty of (as far as the relationship ιѕ concerned) then BOSS tell that your friend τ̲̅ȍ bone Oo Λn∂ carry on (not minding the magnitude of the lie)

How i wish!

You must be a learner, where did she lie?.

It was not like the guy found out, she told him herself. Abeg cut the girl some slack.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by k2039: 7:28pm On Jul 13, 2013

ZackiGp: K2039 sounds like a womanizer to me.

Correct.

God forbid that I be gay.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by k2039: 7:27pm On Jul 13, 2013

@dasparrow, you post na phd thesis, the thing made sense.

In fact some people just know they can't stand a cheating husband, hence they crucify the thought of marriage.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by k2039: 7:23pm On Jul 13, 2013

omiobo: Vow never to marry? Hmmm...you don't wanna know what goes on inside them. It is not their wish never to marry. They are all trying to be strong when things doesn't go their way.

@Kirinwa
This one done they talk am since her university days and she truly lived up to it oo. In fact she is one of my mentors, I know her in and out and she has never regretted it. In fact one of her friends died recently of hypertension (she had issues with her marriage, job and other stuffs), I remember my mentor saying 'She warned all of them about marriage when she was in school and that it's that marriage that will kill some of them and for those who it doesn't kill, they may live miserably for the rest of their lives.'

Certainly her prophesy came to pass.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by k2039: 7:19pm On Jul 13, 2013

Kirinwa: Op you nailed it.I met a Lady online.When we started chatting she seemed interested but when I told her my humble background.She backed out.

They don't value honesty and truthfulness.They will take it and shove it up your throat.Just tell them you're an international business tycoon into import and export.Take them out to a fast food joint with a borrowed car. Show them some hard currencies even if it's 1 dollar notes about 20 pieces will do.You will have them decorating your beds.

You just dey no that.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by k2039: 7:16pm On Jul 13, 2013

luvmijeje: *Nod my head* This is the most intelligent post on this thread.

Not surprised, it came from a woman.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by k2039: 7:13pm On Jul 13, 2013

@Blazinraj01, I chase girls in trousers not girls in skirt. All your rules don't apply, the one that was close was rule 3, but it still didn't apply, there is a big difference between skirt and trousers.

Romance › Re: The Qualities Woman Want In Men by k2039: 6:59pm On Jul 13, 2013

dmcdad: Only you wives Wey me dey here dey waste. Chai!

Different measure of Grace for everyone, some grace to be celibate and some others grace to be a polygamist. grin

omiobo: Why u no go get wives when ur JT get heads?

I don lost, I no understand 'JT get heads'

alutacontinua: The list itself is confused. One point says he should be calling his mum, another one says i don't care if he calls her or not. One point says being funny is just an added advantage, another one says he should be understanding and funny.

Since the person who wrote the list does not even know what she wants, how am I supposed to know if it's in line with what is in my head or not?

That's why it's advisable that too much of weed is not good for the body, the OP must be high on weed.

OP, too much of weed is not good for your health

Princess zoe: EXCUSE ME MR. WHICH GROUP ARE YOU REFERRING ME TO BE. HIS SO CALLED WIVES OR WOMEN ?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

Mynd_44: Whichever one you prefer to call yourself

She dey take am P, you no see say she capitalize her words.

Nairaland General › Re: Seun When Will You Resolve This Issue by k2039: 6:40am On Jul 13, 2013

bigtt76: As long as you don't sign out, the system sees you as being online for the period you did not sign out of NL. Booo ...you try o! One month

I have never Signed out of nairaland, how come it's not reading one year on my profile

Romance › Re: Truth About Nigerian Men To Women by k2039: 6:38am On Jul 13, 2013

Mynd_44: Smh......

Does it apply to you, Are you a Nigerian Man?.

Only a stupi.d fool will take any generalisation to be a true fact.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by k2039: 6:36am On Jul 13, 2013

I thought we had more females than males, the implication is that some will not get married.

I know a couple of ladies, who have vowed never to get married because they just don't believ in it.

So how is that a crime?.

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Romance › Re: Help! All My Exes Blocked Me On Watsapp And Facebook! by k2039: 6:33am On Jul 13, 2013

Louis007: I'v moved on. But I still dnt knw why dey hates me dat much. Am jst scared of one pouring hot water on me one day!

The only people I block are people I cannot get over (that may not apply to them though). You don't block someone you have gotten over, you block them because you can't resist talking to me. When I get over you, I then open the door again.

This may not apply, it all depends on why you broke up.

This should be redundant, except you haven't moved on, just forget about your used toys, get other toys.

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Romance › Re: The Qualities Woman Want In Men by k2039: 6:26am On Jul 13, 2013

dmcdad: Sorry, but seriously? I think it should have been; what women think they want in men.... Cause in reality, none of these appeals to them (especially Nigerian girls). How many of em can you single out as independent?

Abeg make we leave story for tortoise jare....

You just insulted my wives.

Romance › Re: Could This Be True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by k2039: 6:24am On Jul 13, 2013*

So she was suppose to tell every Tom, ddickk and harry that she had 10 year old son.

She told you when she thought it was necessary, if you can't deal with it, let her go, just give me her number before you do.

Romance › Re: I Prefer Married Woman To Spinsters..... by k2039: 1:26am On Jul 13, 2013

Yes, you are doing the right thing.

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Romance › Re: Brazilian Student Who Sold Her Virginity For $780,000 Got Nothing From Producer by k2039: 1:24am On Jul 13, 2013

jmoore: She should sue the man, her virginity will be returned to her

Romance › Re: Bad Girls With Multiple Piercing::::::::::: by k2039: 1:14am On Jul 13, 2013

Mynd_44: Then stop dating girls with multiple piercing. Infact, don't date a girl that has a piercing at all.

Happy now?

Deeper Life girls will do the trick then grin

Romance › Re: 5 Habbits Women Will Never Stop by k2039: 1:11am On Jul 13, 2013

Op, see the way you embarrassed yourself

Romance › Re: No Matter How Tough A Girl Is by k2039: 12:48am On Jul 13, 2013*

For you mind, you done open thread.

Romance › Re: Tricks To Make Your Ex Suffer by k2039: 12:43am On Jul 13, 2013

This is for those who haven't gotten over their ex, whyc devote so much energy to an ex when in fact there are lot of other prospects. Why not devote your energy to building your current relationship.

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Jokes Etc › Re: A Nairalander On The Gate Of Heaven by k2039: 12:36am On Jul 13, 2013

Goat

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