₦airaland Forum

A failed republic.

Ex convict sef they talk.

This is the Apex of All Stupidity. Every one opening threads whether meaningless or not.

Crap, Ronaldo wey like women pass football. Gay my foot.

If I hear say I open that link, you better copy the whole thing out.

I don't support jungle justice but our legal system is faulty, hence people take laws into their hands.

A place to watch stupidity on display and a place to also display stupidity.

Just ignore, let sleeping dogs lie. It's safer for you health and stop listening to slow music so that you don't imagine stupid Bollywood movies in your mind.

When the door of happiness closes, another opens but often times you looked so long to the closed but we don’t see the one which has been open for us.
There are things you would love to hear that you would never hear from the person you would like to hear them from. But don’t be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from their heart.

Afam4eva: If Adam and Eve did not do it, someone else would have. My bet will be on a Nigerian to eat the apple

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Kirinwa: Oh. Cooking is now a trivial issue? God punish Satan.Forgetting that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. If I hear...

You meant the way to a gluttons heart is through his stomach

@joeydozzy, nice meme

Kirinwa: Why not?That's where humility comes in.Whatever she is in the corporate world, na for her pocket o.Once she gets back she's still a wife.Ever wondered why marriages fail?

This is not humility, she just won't have the time for trivial issues like cooking.

dmcdad: Never!!! I am not in that league... My wife must be the one to cook my meals. And that doesn't mean I wanna subject her to slavery as most girls would think, but it's my principle and nothing changes it. I will always assist her in my own way and as a matter of fact, I would have a special day in the week set out for me to do the cooking and all other chores of the house...

I can never be a party to getting maid and/or getting food outside... We all should be disciplined enough to be able to carry out our fundamental duties....

I laugh in swahili, you mean she will still cook when she becomes the DG of SEC.

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Come to think of it, the ones without immunity have not been prosecuted.

aged 25 and 20 respectively had plotted to kill her in the farm

They aren't kids,the law court doesn't believe in witchcraft, they may as well start reciting "hell here I come".

mr.official:
Why are you spamming the forum? Dickhead

Click the report button next time, it classier.

His post will be hidden because I reported him, but you quoted him and his advert will still be on, so please modify your earlier post.

Though I agree he is truly a dickhead.

Investigations showed that the suspect and the deceased who were close friends had been living in a room apartment at God’s Glory Layout, Eyin Akpata in Akure metropolis for four years before the ugly incident.

Never put too much trust in friends. Friends can easily be prone to envy, so be wary of them and their capacity for betrayal. “But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove,” according to The 48 Laws of Power. “In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies".

I hope he won't claim also that it's a spiritual issue like the governor's forum.

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uist: i made it today

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This is the only reason why Nigeria is still behind. Common political issue Has been spiritualised. God doesn't have time for dead political issues like this that ordinary court can judge.

This should make frontpage, the post made utmost sense.

Mynd_44: I am hoping there is a point to be made from this

Just another self agrandized fellow on the loose, he shouldn't be taken seriously. When he is done with his cooked up rant he will log out.

dmcdad: That's where I stand. I don't have a problem if a lady doesn't know how to cook or something. The thing with me is, are you ready to learn If you are, then we are good to go.

you can as well get a maid/cook to safe yourself unnecessary pain.

ogugua88: It's a general statement and depends on the girl in question. It can range from not knowing how to boil eggs to a girl preparing ofe owerri that even the devil will reject.

This is the new theory of relativity as amended by Ogugua88.
@Op, it's all about the man's point of reference, it's just relative, the best is to ask your boyfriend what he means precisely when he tells you that you can cook and you make amends.