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See Nigerians celebrating Caucasian features like Jesus.

Klass99:
Lmao, this is classic

@ Palema, I wish I knew you were in search or in need of a job. A recruiter contacted me about a role she was trying to fill, to ask if I could recommend or send her suitable candidates. I would have gladly given you the job details and her contact info too, without you routing your application through me, that way your anonymity/mine is protected.

When we have friendly banters here (woman to woman) pls don't be afraid to reach out to some of us, about a legitimate need (like a job) I liked you from your first comment that I ever came across here, the laying children like chicken one It made me laugh and anyone who can make me laugh is usually likable to me.

The showdown on this thread is the reason why I prefer to engage and banter with female monikers. The male monikers you even think are sensible never cease to amaze me when they start to display their down low dirty selves, by desperately trying to humiliate a woman and threatening to post screenshots of private chats, then telling lies about how that woman was begging them for a relationship, but they ignored blah blah blah. Like Ogunboy said, these are just stupid cunts masquerading as men.

Unn.erve, so far you are the only male moniker (who seems sensible) that I banter with here. I hope you will not wake up one day too and start displaying madness like some of these cunts? Let the record show that you and I, have never exchanged PMs, emails or chats o! Our involvement starts and ends publicly on this forum. I dey fear you NL men abeg,

He has already posted screenshots with his main moniker.

ThothHermes:
Why not help me? You are about to be called out on your crap. I know you can't read properly.

Humour me
Provide the link

Only if you dare quote me with your main moniker.
Attention Deficit Disorder is real!

ThothHermes:
Stop spreading falsehood. Provide the link for the complete article.

A simple one minute google search will give you the article. You don't even need a high IQ to figure that out.

MrBrownJay1:
forgot to mention, the reason the US women national team can NEVER be paid as much as men is because they can never be as good as men.

IS THAT NOT THAT SAME US WOMEN NATIONAL TEAM THAT WAS BEATEN 5-2 BY THE UNDER 15 (yrs old) FC DALLAS MALE TEAM?!?!?!

you cannot compare apples with oranges! the only way female footballers should receive the same salaries as men is if/when they will play against men (and win).

Oh oh oh now it is apples and oranges but when you gave all your examples on this thread you were not comparing watermelons with grapes. They generate more revenue so they deserve the greater share.

MrBrownJay1:
women and men are NOT equal, therefore women and men shouldnt be viewed equally AND thats why many dont get paid the same amount of money for doing the same job.

anyone who believes we are equal better go their eyesight (or better yet, their mental state) checked.

reminds me of the US female soccer team who wanted to be paid equally than men, went to court to demand equal pay and lost....lol!

US women’s soccer games now generate more revenue than men’s—but the players still earn less

U.S. women’s soccer games have generated more revenue than U.S. men’s games over the past three years.

That’s according to audited financial statements from the U.S. Soccer Federation (USSF) obtained by The Wall Street Journal. In 2016, women’s games generated $1.9 million more in revenue than men’s games. From 2016 to 2018, women’s games generated approximately $50.8 million in revenue, compared with $49.9 million for men’s games.


So what is so funny about it?



2buffagain
Here is part of the answer.

Nannie Doss

Nannie Doss (also known as the Giggling Granny, Black Widow, and Lady Blue Beard) admitted to killing 11 people between 1920 and 1954. Among them were four of her five husbands, two children, her two sisters, her mother, a grandson and a mother-in-law. The truth about her spree finally emerged in October of 1954 after her fifth husband Samuel Doss died in a hospital in Oklahoma. An autopsy revealed an immense amount of arsenic in his system. Doss confessed to a long list of murders, but was only convicted of killing Samuel. Her sentence was life in prison.

Elizabeth Báthory

The Hungarian Countess Elizabeth (Erzsébet) Báthory went down as one of the most ruthless killers in European history. Between 1585 and 1610, Báthory is believed to have tortured and killed nearly 650 girls–mostly teenage peasants.

nfamous for her ruthless practices, Báthory is often cited as one of the first vampires in history. Although she was born into a distinguished family, she had a few peculiar relatives. She was introduced to Satanism by one of her uncles while an aunt taught her about sadomasochism. During her marriage to Count Nadady, Báthory would perform tortuous acts toward peasant and servant girls. It wasn't until Count Nadady's death that Báthory's impulses worsened. Báthory would abduct young girls to torture and kill—sometimes she would eat chucks of her victim's flesh because she believed it would maintain her youthfulness. Though she used her family’s influence to avoid execution after being caught, the countess—also known as "The Blood Countess"—was forced to remain in her castle, in solitary confinement, for the rest of her life.

Jane Toppan

In 1931, Jane Toppan confessed to 31 murders and she was found not guilty by reason of insanity. A sadistic nurse who manipulated hospital reports, she took to experimenting with morphine and atropine … on her patients. After administering a lethal dose of drugs, she would sit with and hold her patients until they died. It was reported that Toppan would handle her victims as they died and attempt to see the inner workings of their mind. The killer angel—often dubbed "Jolly Jane"—claimed her goal was “to have killed more people–helpless people–than any other man or woman who ever lived.”

Miyuki Ishikawa

At the end of World War II in 1940s Japan, a midwife carried out a truly disturbing infanticide. Along with accomplices, Miyuki Ishikawa murdered about 103 children. As she saw it, the children of poor people had no chance in this world; she was simply putting them out of future misery. Ishikawa perceived the victims as deserted children and insisted that the parents were responsible for their deaths. Even though she only received a four-year sentence for her crimes, her killing spree remains the bloodiest in Japanese history. The number of dead bodies recovered and the length of time over which the murders took place have caused the exact death toll to remain unknown.

Aileen Wuornos

Between 1989 and 1990, Aileen Wuornos murdered seven men. She experienced a lot of sexual abuse as a child, especially at the hands of her grandfather. Her notorious killing spree ended up on the big screen with the movie Monster. Aileen supported herself and her lover Tyria through prostitution. She claimed her murders were carried out in self-defense against men who were attempting rape. It is likely she killed her first victim, Richard Mallory, in self-defense; Mallory served a 10-year prison sentence for sexual assault. Nevertheless, she was found guilty and executed by the state of Florida by lethal injection in 2002.

Leonarda Cianciulli

Leonarda Cianciulli was the typical Italian housewife. Better known as the "Soap-Maker of Correggio," she baked teacakes and made homemade soap. Except her recipes included a secret ingredient–human flesh. When she heard that her beloved son Giuseppe was to be drafted into the Italian Army, she believed that the only way to protect him in battle was by human sacrifice. So, between 1939 and 1940, Cianciulli murdered three women in Correggio, Italy. She would offer her victims a glass of drugged wine before killing them with an axe. She then cut up the corpses to make teacakes, which were often served to her family and friends. As for the soap? She and her husband used it for bathing.

Myra Hindley

Myra Hindley and her lover, Ian Brady, plotted and carried out the rapes and deaths of five young children in England. The pair buried the children in Saddleworth Moor during the 1960s. Hindley and Brady were turn in to the police by Hindley's brother-in-law who had witnessed Brady killing a boy with an axe. Shockingly, the couple kept photographs and an audio recording of one of their victims. "The Most Evil Woman in Britain" died in prison in 2002 at age 60.

Sharon Kinne

Once a devoted housewife, Sharon Kinne (known as "La Pistolera" or the gunfighter) became a cold-blooded killer. As an adolescent, Sharon met James Kinne. They soon married, but just as quickly problems arose. Kinne was a heavy spender and began having affairs with other men within four years of meeting James. Soon, Kinne had killed James, Patricia Jones (the wife of her lover), and, while out on bond for Jones's killing in Mexico, a man named Francisco Pardes Ordoñez. She escaped Mexican authorities in 1964 and has been on the run ever since.

Carol M. Bundy

Carol M. Bundy had escaped her third abusive marriage when she met Doug Clark. After frequenting venues during her affair with part-time country singer Jack Murray, Bundy and Clark met in a bar called Little Nashville. Their relationship quickly escalated. Clark moved in and before long they were sharing dark sexual fantasies. Bundy complied with Clark’s sexual desires—she allowed him to bring prostitutes to their apartment to engage in threesomes. However, Clark’s desires took a dark turn as he took interest in an 11-year-old neighbor. Bundy lured the girl into posing for pornographic photos to appease Clark’s twisted desires, but it didn’t end there; Clark began telling Bundy about how much he wanted to kill a girl during sex.

Clark persuaded Bundy to buy two pistols to carry out his fantasy, and in the summer of 1980, they found their first victims. They became collectively known as the Sunset Strip Killers as they found their victims—usually young sex workers or runaways—in Los Angeles. They would lure the young women into their car, murder them, and then dispose of the bodies; but not before Clark committed necrophilia by raping the lifeless bodies.

Meanwhile, Bundy continued to see Murray perform, and on one of those nights, Bundy confessed to the murders. In order to prevent Murray from telling the police, Bundy lured him into her van to have sex, then shot and decapitated him. However, Bundy left several clues behind and both she and Clark were eventually arrested and charged. Bundy was charged with two murders and sentenced to 52 years-to-life imprisonment, while Clark was charged with six murders and sentenced to death.

https://the-line-up.com/9-female-serial-killers

fergie006:
PRESS RELEASE FROM OPERATIONS SAFE HAVEN ON THE UNFORTUNATE DEATH OF CIVILIAN ON 12 MAY 2020

Operation SAFE HAVEN regrets the unfortunate death of a civilian by name Mr Rinji Peter Bala by its personnel.

At about 10 pm on 12 May 2020, information was received on the activities of suspected armed robbers and cultists operating around No 18th Street, Jos South LGA of Plateau State. The report revealed that the criminals took advantage of the lockdown and curfew to perpetrate crimes. Consequently, Sector 1 patrol troops of OPSH swiftly responded and arrested 7 suspects, which were immediately moved to the Headquarters Sector 1 for preliminary investigation.

Thereafter, 5 out of the 7 suspects were cleared and asked to leave the premises. Unfortunately, as they were leaving the premises, one of the personnel on sentry duty mistook them for escaping suspects. Thus opened fire on them, which led to the death of Mr Rinji Bala.

However, a thorough investigation is ongoing to unravel the circumstances surrounding the incident. Meanwhile, the MOPOL personnel involved in the incident has been arrested and detained accordingly.

Operation SAFE HAVEN has condemned the sad incident. A representative of OPSH has also visited the parents of the deceased to commiserate with them. OPSH also assures the general public of justice.

Ibrahim Shittu
Major
Media Officer, Operation SAFE HAVEN

https://m./1557928117769123?view=permalink&id=2706410416254215

It's either the most stupid excuse or a mistake that can only happen in Nigeria.

Where is the rest?

KanwuliaExtra:
None. But your inferences are never direct and loaded with ambiguity.

You see?

It is not what you DID NOT WRITE that is the problem , but YOUR SUBTLE INNUENDOS of what you mean.

We can always read between the lines.

I asked you for clarification and you ignored my questions to you.

Do you remember this posts of mine from page 1-3 asking you to explain what message you were trying to send. Your subsequent responses were even more evasive and derailing. The more we asked for some clarifications, the more you disingenuously digressed and jumped from side topic to side topics

Then to add insult to injury, some “adventurous IDs” sprung up to DERAIL you as usual. Having led you astray with their baseless hi-fivings-and-divings, your lost control of YOUR OWN THREAD and became extremely disoriented. Even when multiple posters gave you your due respect, you tried to insult their intelligence.

If we did not fine your topics interesting or entertaining, we would not be posting on it.

She is beating around the bush again. Now her thread was never about marriage but these were her opening lines:

I see, hear and read a lot of ladies been advised to 'face their career (which is actually work sef) and think of marriage later'.

Or just the short form 'career before marriage'.

Like you said, she thinks she is talking to preschoolers.

And if the scan does not reveal the gender of the child before it is too late for abortion?

It's one thing to tolerate other people's opinions and another to tolerate bullshit which people freely share because it is a faceless forum. A few weeks ago someone was telling me that COVID-19 does not exist (offline) followed by a conspiracy theory that was as illogical as you can imagine. Am I supposed to tolerate stupidity in the name of "opinion"? If you talk shit I will let you know. It's not by force to post nonsense.

GeeJack:
Well the earth is over-populated already and death rate is reducing. Everyother part of the world have accepted this, now reducing their birth rate, creating awareness for birth control, abortion is widely practiced now and some men in the west even willfully segregate themselves. Africa and middle east are the only exception, it's even worst in Africa Nigeria esp, our population will grow twice the size by 2035, it's going to be horrible, more crimes will be commited and there would be a massive fall in economy, poverty will be wide spread.
I myself don't plan on bringing any kids to this horrible world and I don't think anyone else should but like if you really want a kid 1 shoukd be enough, for the sake of our planet and it's future inhabitants.

Your wisdom will fall on deaf ears.

He has made an important point, far more important than what is discussed here but people will not pay attention to what is important but to what makes them emotional.

This is what should be highlighted:

“In the developed world, particulars of a child’s blood group is given at birth. A test is done to show the blood group, the genotype before leaving. In the birth certificate of the child, all those things are put in place. We should not be waiting for when people want to go and marry, that is when they will start checking their genotype and their blood group, it shouldn’t be.”

As for his statement that Africans marry to have children. Isn't it true? Why are you people so upset? How many spouses stand by their wives/husbands when one of them can't have kids? How many Nigerian couples accept not to have kids or opt for adoption?

Climatology100 when did you have sex and when was the baby born?
And she built a house in your name? Who does that?

Deadly sin no. 2
Gluttony

Romangalactic:
Now you're quoting yourself. May you find peace

After you.

merahki:
I consider you boring shaa, very. However that is not a crime. The crime is meanness. Which is what makes you dance madly as you crucify women.
What are their crimes? Marrying “bad” exciting men, smokers, hunks, rich, good lovers etc. Whenever these men stray and there is a problem as we see in threads, you swoop in (with discernible glee all over your posts), questioning the poster and their choices. Why you even opened a thread asking women to choose your super-boring type! Basically that’s what your thread was all about- inviting people to misery. When you don’t beef those women, you extend it to the single ones I mentioned last night.

I tell women to live first because they tend to put their all in marriages. Not a bad thing I guess, however the marriage should happen as late as possible in life in my books. If it happens early, then the lady had better be a total woman who owns her life and choices.
Imagine getting married at 23 with no personhood of your own, no autonomy, no life, no real knowledge, no money. And then going on to have 50- 60 years of that kind of mind-numbing, soul-sapping, joy-killing “marital bliss”? Especially when all around you woman are owning their lives? At the thought of that horror, why won’t one run mad and start hating her fellow women and opening very banal threads on Nairaland to lash out?
You are not even a complicated case to discern...

This is still not personal, just my observations about you.
Why on earth would you think I would wanna get personal with you? I saw the other post. Don’t do that. It is tacky and untrue and you know it too which makes it all even tackier. I don’t want to know anything about you offline. I am telling you what I noticed online.

I don’t have a need to be heard/understood and lazily can’t argue, so manage this one for today.
Lastly, people have loads of sex, fornicate silly without being married. They do this either for the healthy pleasure of living, for highs or for money. Every day. Many do this without guilt too.
People get married even when they cannot have, or don’t want children. Not everyone raises or will raise “godly” children. Not everyone wants children too. Find a way to deal with this truth that makes you want to throw things .
I forget the third absurd thing in that your quote or I would add a response to it.

God to me is accepting and good and loving. You make your own God so unappealing.
Chai!

Her envy and vile is the worst kind. It's masked. I prefer people who openly express their hostility. Cowards like her have different masks for their multifaceted forms of malice. Irony, sarcasm, cutting side remarks, even humor. You know these women who will laugh to your face and then do something behind your back to get to you. That's her kind. The worst. At the end of the day they will say how they are innocent hiding behind their Bible like we don't see her pathetic meanness. To get back to the topic, no fulfilled person acts like that, none.

Why do all these write ups sound exactly the same? Are people actually using their brains to have some thoughts of their own? What moral decadence? As if past generations were any better. Look what a country they have built.

Amotolongbo:
But what is the role of the Nigerian police self?

Oppress the poor and serve the rich.

Help me ask them.

KanwuliaExtra:
Well! Another long post for you!

Just got “KanwuliaExtra” ID from the busybody “Spambot” for celebrating my SWEET MOTHERS’ DAY from work yesterday. Someone was “extremely embittered” that I was spending the “ almighty “UTERUS day” at my “career center” fa!

What a DARE! Instead of being home as a “companion” to my “HUSSEY” and breast-feed children aka “god-fearing” robots around my house!

What marriage means to me is simply none of your BEEZWAX! Not the topic of YOUR THREAD. We nor dey compete. LAI-LAI!!! Take the suggestions offered from discerning minds and work on delivering your “flight of ideas” COHERENTLY!

Thanks for the entertainment.

Just returning from by “career-WITH-PAY-$$$” RUNZZ abeg and off for the next 4 days to concentrate on “family”. MY CHOICE.

I can do both! What areas I choose to place the “wrong emphasis” on, is also my GADDEM BIZZZZZZ!

Yes o! 20 years +++++. . . . without making a single effort too! Whether it crashes or survives is not my gaddem bizzz.

Stop acting like this “marriage“ should be a competitive sport among women with “MEN AND CHILDREN” as the ONLY FOCAL-POINTS/TROPHY FOR EVERY FAMILY SET-UP.

Me? I nor kukuma ask you. Na your “companionship and godly-children” wahala be dat! You are lucky you are expressing all these view-points online. Try yourself offline and experience “stories that touch”! You know what happened to the son of your “GOD” abi? Na gospel him try to preach too.

Nitey-Nitey!

*waiting in anticipation for the next BUKA-T marital exhibition*

She might actually be one of the Jehova's Witnesses nutheads who think that preaching gets them a ticket to heaven and when you reject or chase them away God is even more pleased with them. This or she is indeed totally insane to keep opening these threads addressing women who would be anything but her.

bukatyne:
If you were indeed educated, you would have better composure.

I am very composed. Actually enjoying myself. You got defensive from page one because as always you recycled opinions you were fed with but got overwhelmed when you had to explain and back them up.

bukatyne:
Get a job Miss.

Or a husband.

When you get an education.