SMH.

Your small brain saved you

Nice nice. Hope to transact soon

Boss, I have 250 for this ride. It's what I have. If I had more I for step up. Can I call?

Nice ride.

MKO4ever:
11: PRESIDENT MUHAMMED BUHARI

Who dash monkey banana??

But she likes HIV, Herpes, Trichomonas, and Chlamydia abi?

Will it brush away some people's mouth odor?
Else it's highly recommended.

These WBO sef.

So for Mayweather to keep their title, he has to let go the two other titles and pay money on top.


Yeye dey smell.


The fight wasn't about the title though. World Champion.


$$$$$$$$

Why would you ever want to date every woman you've come across? Are you King Solomon?

Sometimes friendships are far better than all these relationships you pipu are disturbing yourself for.

softysparky:

He is married joor.

Defending the indefensible

Never ever ever ever tell Your problems to people you call friends. Unless you're ready for the consequences of what would result if they carry your gist outside.


better to trust strangers on nairaland. than friends who would stab you in the back later..

emaculate99:
while rehearsing this night, our oga at the top stroll over to join us with the rehearsal. startled! one of us was and she gave an alarm about the it. running and startled all of us were but the its power of startling people was soon overcome by the powers of superior master. check out the picture of the startling thing... how long and big it was.

Just two questions.


Are you truly a student of OAU?

How do you pass exams?

So somebody cannot wear small cloth in this hot summer ehn?

I'm surprised nothing was said about the women. Seeing how Nigerian women typically like oyibos, one would naturally expect at least a slight mention of the knackings.

But then what do I know.

Bump

Bump

.

What do some of you smoke before opening a topic on Nairaland? Because I'm very worried.

Tablet is in perfect working condition.
Used for 5 months only.
Screen is dented on the left lower corner which is concealed perfectly with a pouch.
Reason for sale - For the money. Else this Apple baby will stay.


Offer comes with charger and pouch.

Price : 70k

Location: Akwa Ibom State.

Pictures : coming soon.

Contact: 07039341568 ; BBM: 7E10B991

Tablet is in perfect working condition.
Screen is dented on the left lower corner which is concealed perfectly with a pouch.
Reason for sale - For the money. Else this Apple baby will stay.
Use Google for the specs.


Offer comes with charger and pouch.

Price : 70k

Location: Akwa Ibom State.

Pictures : coming soon.

Contact: 07039341568 ; BBM: 7E10B991

Tablet is in perfect working condition.
Screen is dented on the left lower corner which is concealed perfectly with a pouch.
Reason for sale - For the money. Else this Apple baby will stay.
Has been used for 5 months only.


Offer comes with charger and pouch.

Price : 70k

Location: Akwa Ibom State.

Pictures : coming soon.

Contact: 07039341568 ; BBM: 7E10B991

Serious buyers only.

Kachisbarbie: Hhmmmm...lollllllll
I don't blame you @alllll!
I think you should put 'Romance' section somewhere in your title ...

The average Nairalander believes life on Nairaland begins and ends with the Romance section

Dibangoking: Abeg where all of una dey?...Una don run fa?...Atleast school no dey session na

Lounging

obizzy: don't wanna talk about it fam,I was so deep in the friendzone,her boyfriend called me if her fone was switched off to get to her.

I escorted her to her bf's house every night cuz she was scared of walking alone.Then the idiot bf wud tell me thank you and start smooching the babe right in my front.

smh..then she'd tell me am like a brother to her (brotherzone) or she'd say she feels secured with me (securityzone),she once mentioned that she likes the way I comb her hair (hairzone) chaii! Well,av unlocked the zone and am never going back!!

Lmao
Dude, your the phenomenon.

Her seat of reasoning lies distinctly within her left labial folds.

This country is a joke already. Jokers are free to go with the trend.