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and another gboza 4 both cheeks again!

Yeah. Does it sound impossible?

My bros check am now!

Can someone make me understand something?
Is this relationship monogamous as in when you are dating only 1 person? 
And some people not married have dated for like 1,2,3,4,5 – 6 years faithfully? 

Let's all get Smart!
Charles Taylor first escaped from the US Penitentiary to start the way in Liberia.
Now he has 'escaped' from Nigeria.
Let's hear the reaction of the West! _{Remember no one held Clinton Responsible for the escape}

What Would The World Be Like Without Women?

Exactly the way God made it before he created WOMAN _Sinless

wetin dey laugh you? can't you see i m pissed

Believe this crap; you will believe anything!!!
Even Bill Gates cannot afford so many steady girls; and he’s married with a daughter; a responsible father too. Perhaps your days have more than 24 hours in it.
Why not get more women since you got what they want; you can tell you wife to go to hell since they will all do what you ask. I don’t see any problem here!

on second thought are these women PAYG (pay as you go)?

is this a joke or something _{cos i m not laughing}

mamaput:
A wife has to think about security and the future of the family.

A wife thinks about what? Give me a break please!!!

@free
What you said is true. Men cheat and fantasize about cheating if they cannot cheat for some reason. But note; not all men do this. I have come to realize that a man dating a woman he’s not exactly satisfied with her physical attribute will cheat ---- at least with his eyes or do the actual cheating if the dissatisfaction is even more.

A man who’s found all he wants in a woman never ever cheats. So make sure you are everything to your man; you will notice he looks not at other women but through them.

Seun:
I truly believe we live in a woman's world cleverly disguised as a man's world. We keep slaving away all day for the women thinking we're in charge and striving to remain on top!

Smart on Target!!!!!!! i don die here!!!

A licensed Pension Fund Administrator is recruting through their consultant KPMG
www.resourcing.ng.kpmg.com; Good luck

mamaput:
All that was once
today money talks .
If an igbo girl comes up with a rich hausa man taht will take care of them , they will start calling him our son even before the marrage,

you don come again mamaput
abeg no kill person with laugh

I got you covered here. be assured that i would not hesitate to send you any relevant information asap.

There are lots of jobs for Nigerians with western certificates now in the country. Many foreign companies investing in Nigeria prefer Nigerians with western training and experience. Those who are serious about coming back home can get very good jobs here. I could help with information to those I know their discipline or requirements. pm me

GUYZ _{take my advice,} ALWAYZ KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test*. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" ??

The moral of this story is:

?? ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR.

lol

I think your reaction is caused by previous unpleasant experience which has made you to attribute similar trait to all Nigerian men. No suggestion can help you because you have developed a peculiar repulsion to Nigerian men. The only advice I can give to you is to stop seeing men primarily from their origin; if the truth must be told Nigeria has over 250 ethnic grouping which mean you already have 250 different types of Nigerian men. If you cannot choose from these lot, then FORGET!

Thanks man! New to Photoshop; want's to use to put finishing touches to my 3d Architectural renderings. Hope i can.

A trucker was driving his fully-loaded rig to the top of a steep
hill. Just as he was starting down the equally-steep other side, he
noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making
love.

He blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them.
He realized that they were not about to get out of his way, so he
slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.

Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck.
He looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the
hecks's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the
horn? You could have been killed!"

The man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied and not
too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you
were coming. You were the only one with brakes

venice:
it is defenitely for the other to feel sorry for them, and give them other thoughts.

i do agree with ROSES though

What did Roses say that you agree with? This?

roses:
but if a guy likes someone why the merry go round. why does'nt he say it upfront. ?

You women will never know that a man has to strategize on possible ways to approach different women. The indirect axial approach or what you called 'merry go round' is one. The Direct Hit or what you called 'say it upfront' is another. There are many others but in every situation a man has to STRATEGIZE!