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just as i was about to enter my car;

Since its just once; then she has notting to worry about _{for now!} If repeated then there is porblem.

Fluffy:
please people be creative, use your imagination and make a great story

and what have thy been using before you came? bizzy body!

I think its wrong. Perhaps the g u y s sister dosen't like her and wants to bring back her bros and her friend. Your Friend should take up the issue with her man; he alone can stop the visit.

Mailman? Damn!
Nice one

_{i no follow you go this journey wey 56 devils dey pursue you oooo!} 

got up form the bed. i had beed dreaming. . . what a dream. It was so real or

Radiant:
ok let me make it clear, some guys r scared that when they marry an non-virgin it's most likely she'll have other affairs outside wedlock.On the other hand some are scared to marry a virgin and after their weddin n she's disvirgined, she might want to have other experiences .So is it safer to marry a non virgin( experienced) or a virgin( without experience)?

They don't make no difference! It depends on the personality. Besides you gonna ask for virginity status b/4 relationship?

The Story Continues

Rhodalyn:
ice-cream , i went over and took some of the indian hemp since it always made me feel soooooooo high and ohmigod, i was ,,,

suddenly was startled by a shrill sound. . . . . . it was the alarm clock!

tx. is it not possible that your sis might love u so much and would want to date your best friend cos he would have so much in commom with you? If you were cool with the g u y, i think you should accept his dating you sister.

The story is getting more intresting, please don't stop.

its best to avoid dating your friend's sister unless you just want to go marry her. Once you date your friend's sister your relationship with him is gone.

2 b a mother no easy o!!!

@tx
Your best friend dating your sister at this stage is serious business.
If he want to mess around; it would not be with your sister! if you feel so strongly about it, why not talk to him. Ask him if ithis is for real or a game, remind him of the rules if he wants to play game.

Seun no get money ooo!!!

Height of delusion: A indigent 90 year old man making love advances to a 20 year old girl.

I guess its best that way. Bugging people about getting married can lead them into making mistakes

1. Height of patience: A sex starved naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

2. Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

3. Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.

4. Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

5. Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.


6. Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

7. Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

8. Height of Technology: Condom with zip.

9. Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his butt is itching.


Anyone knows other Heights to add?

Height! A tall proportionate Girl will most likely attract my interest b4 any other thing. Then the way she walks (smart and confident)

you think he's too old to be single of something?

Buruntashi (local viagra) fit do am!

'What could it be' i kept thinking

Prof Chike Obi

and i kept wondering why she sways her hips so.

Why not? she answered.

The Male Life Cycle in PICS

i sure say you fit do this kin thing!

I no need God’s help to beat person wey I fit beat, so your prayer to put me in your shoe no go work!

Now, if the girls are scattered in different towns, its makes more sense. I know just how to end such things, but that is only if you have made up your mind on this. No half measures; no one last take or you will blow everything. Are you ready for it? _{Haba!! Bobo drop something now, consultancy na free?}

Tell all the girls you are BORN AGAIN! _{In a way you are.} Even the one you think will freak out will pray for you. Whenever, you speak with them preach the love of God to them, never see any of them in private; never start another harlem. And never fail to send me something when this is over! _{Perhaps the phone number of the girls for a start.} Good Luck!

Well done seun. Was it dark as in Night?
Hope to see the one in 1 August 2008