₦airaland Forum

Keneking:
Our yams, this month of May is critical for Jonathan.

He has a date with EFCC before the first anniversary of PMB government.

Recent revelations from those who served in various capacities in his government are sufficient to nail him.

He can keep moving from city to city and country to country, the time is now to retrieve all that his government stole from Nigeria.

Those that love him are beneficiaries of his corrupt government. Nonsense

Jonathan sef

Blackberrybabes:
I travelled home to see my parents over the weekend and I must say it was nice seeing them after close to 2 months. I saw them last on Jan 1st after the New Year’s celebration. I am just this kind of guy that loves staying far from my childhood area. I believe you are much more appreciated if people see less of you.
Even in my University days, I might go home for just once in a year and anytime I go home, I am always hailed like a king on the street. I love this so much, makes me feel like the King of the Street.

Dad and mum were so delighted to see me and trust our mums, she saw with her x-ray eyes that I was getting so lean, when I have always thought I am living large and changing to the man with the big stature I always dreamt of becoming. Dad also confirmed this and trust African parents, they began to prescribe all sorts of drugs from Vitamin supplements to blood tonic, to Epo Eja which is Cod Liver oil and so on. I told them I would get all that.

After a moment, my mum left us and went to see her friend in the next building. Then the man-to-man talk between me and my dad started. You know dads now. They are more concerned about your goals and achievements. He began by asking how work is faring and my plans for the New year.
He talked about advancing my studies to the Phd level. That this would give me an edge over my colleagues and even my superiors. I didn’t bother to mention to him that I was not going further beyond this Masters degree that I posses.

Then he popped the question. “How is your girlfriend doing?” I initially pretended as if I didn’t hear that and he repeated himself. I made him understand I have non that I have been so much busy with work and plans to move my career to the next level.
Then he asked the master question. “From which tribe will you like to marry from?” I told him I can marry from any tribe as long she is human.

He said no, that some tribes are better left alone due to their culture and so on, blah blah blah. I tried to orientate him that we are all one. That one cannot judge the attitude or behavior of an individual from the general perception of her tribe. He tried to prove his point. I didn’t bother to argue with him, because if I did, the conversation would last for hours which I was not ready to engage in.


But why are our parents always particular about tribes when we are all one Nigeria. There was this time this Tanzanian lady came to our office and it wasn’t until when she mentioned that she was from that country before we realized she wasn’t a Nigerian. She looked so much like a Nigerian. This is just to tell that we are all one and we should not be judged by our tribes, but by the contents of our hearts, individually.

....Diary of a Jobless Nigerian Youth

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/04/should-i-marry-woman-who-is-not-from-my.html

malton:


So US finally knows?

Didn't realise uncle Jona was being prophetic when he said that "America will know".

Kicking the man out was one of the best decisions ever made by mankind.

I no longer wake up to news that government cannot afford to pay salaries, or will have to borrow to do so. This, despite raking in the highest revenue in recent memory.

We are no longer warned to brace up for hard times by some economist of doom, who despite being de facto VP and carrying all that World Bank baggage, couldn't coordinate the economy even at a time of plenty like her title suggested.

People are now being shown that stealing is corruption

We now have a government that means A when she says A.

Like a miracle worker, our Foreign Reserves have been steadied despite the falling oil prices.

We now look IMF in the eye and tell it: We won't devalue! That's some balls!

You mean no state is owing salaries and none has borrowed? You must have been on the moon.

Which will you prefer, someone that give a real picture of the situation or another that is even working hard to crumble FOI we've enjoyed for many years now and by the way what do you mean by A means A? It's seems you are poorly informed so just sharaap.

When it's time you will eat your words. Miracle worker indeed.

ZOMBIE

Jarus:
12. IWOBI: Tried to bring bite to our attack when he came in. Tried through passes, but the recipients couldn't convert. He should be a little more daring himself. 5/10

13. ECHIEJILE: Came in early, but largely quiet. Looked rusty. Came in at a time we were attacking, and little defending to do. The Egyptians also stopped using the flanks and were using the central midfield to penetrate and banking on counter attack, so he wasn't call to test that much. 4/10

SIASIA: Not sure he has much blame, but we expected victory. I'm beginning to agree he's our best local coach. The players are letting us down, but it hardly has much to do with the coach. One thing: Siasia's team's trademark attack was seen in this game. I think he should be retained and given more time. 5/10

walexwalata:
everything to some people is politics in Nigeria. what is wrong in us having the logo what it is? If you think with your religion, you must have your way in everything in Nigeria, then you are not fair and you cannot realize your expectation. How would you see it if the Muslims too ask for holiday on Fridays to allow them go to mosque like you people do on Sunday? You diplomatically argue, mend and manipulate issues to favour yourselves rather than allowing God to have His way. We understand the basis of your question. ''no be today''

Muslims are the best of mankind!

Flashh:
Quotes from a clueless man, for his clueless fellows.

mazeltov:
No offence, Mr Bruce Lee- I don't know where you belong but analysing the way you do come on social media and wail, I need no prophet to tell me that you are from Pdp. I don't know whether a curse has been laid on that party. It's easier to destroy something than to repair it. It only takes less than 15 minutes for an explosion of atomic bomb to completely destroy a place and it will take more than 5 years to develop the place again. Pdp is the main reason behind the woes of this country. Had it been that Pdp led administration effectively manage the affairs of this nation- sail the ship of our nation to a promising shore, there wouldn't have been any reason to mount pressure on Apc government to act fast. This country was handed over to Apc in a complete broken state, they masturbated with the glory of this country and wine-and-dine with the fate of many youths for a good 16 years yet, they are expecting Apc lead government to clean up the mess within four years. see, we don't want magic in fact there is no magic wand to wave, we just want a new and solid foundation for the future of this country. But Mr Bruce lee is doing his own opposition on
twitter, what a shame.!!

IBBG:
goal!!!!!!! 3

adonbilivit:
what do u expect when all our musicians sing about now is "give it to me". what are they are asking for? YANSH. blame this on the failure of NBC

TheNonce:

That's simply because he didn't need to make too much noise about his achievements like the present administration is doing with nothing to boast of yet. Let Buhari at least start something on his own and we will applaud him duly. Accept it or not Jona should be given credit for his achievements and we should learn to open our eyes to the truth always if we really want this country to go forward.

So Pdp should also tell us how come their presidential _imbecile could not achieve anything tangible with these projects even after 6 years! But someone else is making them feasible after 3 months! Abeg make them shut the _fuck up! Bloody _idiots always spewing garbage!

midolian:
sometimes, I wonder how some of you reason. Now tell me, is this not a step in the right direction? I am surre u didn't even read the post @ all. Common sense should tell you, by doing this, employment opportunities will be created.

You can't fix all Nigeria problems @ the same time even if u have a magic wand.

You guys are just Annoyingly gullible.

Dottore:
[size=15pt]Yesoooo Tinubu the master strategist. Kudos for a job well done. You have always succeeded in your political maneuvers I admire you a lot. They call u thief and other unprintable names yet they no fit arrest or prosecute you. Let the saint cast the first stone. So I believe those detractors are just frustrated. You opposed and dared OBJ under AD and even went ahead to install Fashola. Buhari encountered you and and his past failures became history. Obj himself even realized that you are a force to reckon with.
Wow a lot of things are going my way this year among them is the victory of General Buhari and now I'm FTC this is a sure sign of greater things to come.

O yes I am Ibo, I am neither a tribalist nor a religious fanatic, I am not partisan but a very proud supporter of positive Change. GEJ didn't do anything for us yet my beloved folks were blinded and they threw tantrums at me anytime i voice my unalloyed support for Change.

Congrats to all supporters of Positive. Change.


YOU FOOLS! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, DO YOU? I GUESS NOT. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PIC AGAIN
Long Live nairaland/nairalanders
Long Live GMB
Long Live FR Nigeria
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