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Number 1 Papa Lolo, Number 2 Super dee, number 3 dogon Mutum, number 4 dan Gayi, number 5 hanchi laka.... lol can't stop laughing. Good old days

@OP.....on point.

Mutuwa: I use to dread tales by moonlight,esp the opening theme where a hunter comes across a monster in the bushes.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I taught I was the only one oh. I used to get frightened at the sight of those animals i.e. a Lion and another funny looking animal. I would run as fast as i can to avoid been caught by them. I laugh at my folly each time I think about it

Its easy for you guys to log on to nairaland and make funny comment which I am sure you don't think over before vomiting. Who told you Ejeajo is boring? In fact have you ever sang danced before? why do you spend so much time hating instead of encouraging other who are trying to make a leaving? Okay! I see...... Its because they aren't putting on their funny suits or dancing with girls half naked abi. Dumb heads, you will never reach the height they have attained with this your silly attitudes and comments.

Very interesting topic.

Here goes some useful tips.

1. Lead Guitar is mainly about tricks, the more tricks you know, the better you play.

To start with, learning complete chords of six strings may weigh you down and eventually you loose interest. The best approach when it comes to understanding and perfecting your chords is what i call Trick 1.

Solution- Start with quarter chords, graduate to half chords and then move to full chords. This approach doesn't only help you in mastering your chords but also helps you when you start taking solos or interludes.

NOTE- Notes can add up to make quarter chords and then half and finally full chords.

Feel free send mails to esheky@yahoo.com for practical lectures ( e go cost you o) cheers.

1. Niko Nbaga
2. Oriental Brothers.
3. Waziri Oshoma
4. Benji Igbadumhe
5. King Sunny Ade
6. Orlando Owoh
7. Ebenezer Obey
8. Celestin Ukwu
9. Fela Kuti
10. Bob Marley.

Bastien or whatever you call yourself, you are either stupid or a cow. Do you even understand football? What position does Mikel play? After answering yourself also answer this. What is the role played by the position Mikel plays. Always weigh your words before pouring out garbage. Nonsense!

Seriously, there is no use insulting this man. As you can all see, the man is not doing badly at all. If you ask me I will rather say the haters are jealous of the man because, they don't amount to anything. Bros! Carry go

Napolitano: Only presidents I can wish "happy Birthday"
Alhaji Tafawa Balewa
Gen Yakubu Jack Gowon
Murtala Muhammed
Muhammadu Buhari
Olusegun Obasanjo(after much consideration)

Yes, I think you have made a good list.
Alhaji Tafawa Balewa (for piloting independence.
Gen Yakubu Gowon for the introduction of credible programmes like NYSC and others.
Murtala Mohammed had a vision for the nation that never saw the light of day. He was a good man.
Gen Muhammadu Buhari for at least PTF
And Gen olusegun Obasanjo for returning power to civilian rule in the 80s.

For me I still remember double crown lager beer

Last valentine, my gal asked me for some money three days before the dee day. It was tight at that time, but I did all I could to raise some cash thinking it was meant for my Val gift. I was shocked when I received one singlet ( I mean one not a pack) and that kind of paper belt that is sold for N250 on the road side after giving her a Val bag containing Wine, Chocolate, Body sprays, perfumes, card..... just name it. That day I learnt a lesson I will never forget. Guess what? months later I discovered my money was used to buy gifts for one large eyeballed dude who works for one one of the breweries in town.

From the whole names here only one really makes one look older. AREMU

Honestly Mr presido it is not a mater of speed, but delivery. If you moved slow in 2012 and delivered, we wouldn't be where we are today. There is still ample time to deliver if you are truly ready. As already mentioned, further disappointments will not come as a surprise, but performance will shock all your critics. We know it is almost impossible to rule this crazy country, but let's be able to say you did your best. Good luck Mr Goodluck.

[quote author=tpia@]If you and your folks need ideas to copy, just ask, no need to beat around the bush in this jungle manner.


Yorubas are not stingy with development! Just ask for help and you'll be obliged![/quote]Honestly, I didn't intend to take part in this, but you have pushed me. Oga generous or do I say madam now, kindly list out projects that have been successfully carried out by Fashola's administration that are not tied to his personal benefits. Do you know why motor cycles were scraped out? Olodo! Meanwhile, I agree with you that the yorubas are generous. No wonder your women in their generosity nyash every man available.LWTMN

oduneja: A popular palm wine tapper..

Haba! Don't you guys know him? He is a famous truck pusher in Aba na. Seriously, the guy is a joke

Una dey make too much noise o! Let us enjoy this hols abeg. For those of you who claim Fashola is working list the projects he has successfully accomplished for everyone to read here. At least the poster has given a clear picture from his angle na. If you feel Fashiola is working simply list his achievements in education, health, infrastructure, roads and whatever. Shilenan!

Lead Guitar, Base Guitar, 3 keys on Sax, Hawaiian Guitar, Banjo, little keyboard, Accostic Guitar, English Conga, That's it

(Raising a finger).... Sir! Sir! Sir! Me! Me! The answer is Kokoma because it is very difficult to dance without music. Thank you

The day my elder sister walked into my room and saw me seriously pounding my gal fried. It took me some months to face her after that incidence. Ol boi! Shame nearly kill because I was just a young man then.

I saw it in them and told them while in school, hope they are fulfilled now. Soooooo proud of them

Wow! What can I say? You see, issues like these are better settled within. Confessing is the right thing, but that will surely result to breaking a home because no matter how right it sounds your friend will never be able to forgive you.

Secondly, some sins are better reported to God and kept secrete from man because of the aftermath so, my honest advise is for you to go on your kneels, confess to your creator and then move on finding peace in your confession and never return to such an act.

This is a very sad one, you should bury your head in the gutter.

Hahahahahahaha poki pass poki. The guy should have chosen Snoop kangaroo or snoop chicken. I sure say when him eyes clear he go know say him do f**k up. Nonsense! Igbo is talking

What about meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

This is definitely the handwork of zuzi.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...that one sounds like something that get users high. Well keep guessing guys and if una no fit decode as planned ask ....ko master

@Poster, hope no one here knows you true identity cos u are really pissing everyone off and by the way, what's your name? Let me guess...... YEAH! You sound like KARKUZU! LMAO. In case you are not familiar with that name ask my peeps in the North ROTF

In the middle of a long awaited and seriously planned presentation you just discharge one hot mess. That one wey d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣γ̲̣ sound like say your trouser wan tear...kpraaaa paaaa paaaa taaaaa! Right in front of your MD and amidst your clients. That one na loooooong tin

kaka G: LWKM....she should be advised to start looking for a shop at Ogba or Agege to go into pepper or tomatoes business as Kennis will be waiting for her at the popular MURITALA airport with a termination letter. This gal really foolish Joor! I repeat, Muritala awaits you. Nonsense

The painful thing is that the yeye gal don carry her reggae spoil Naija back to back blues for BBA

LWKM....she should be advised to start looking for a shop at Ogba or Agege to go into pepper or tomatoes business as Kennis will be waiting for her at the popular MURITALA airport with a termination letter. This gal really foolish Joor! I repeat, Muritala awaits you. Nonsense

The truth is that its thesame everywhere. The only difference is the degree at which this wicked attitude is manifested.
My story is not too far from what I have read from you all today.
You see, I worked for a company from 2009 to 2010 when I had to throw in the towel for fear of being permanently damaged emotionally. At that time, I was called every useless thing just because I got the job through my elder brother who is highly placed. The fact is that the MD didn't let me work well because I took over some accounts formerly handled by his mistress, a colleague also and so he made sure he made me suffer. To him, nothing was ever right about me and so he called me names like lazy, dumb, stupid etc this information soon got to the chairman and CEO of the coy who was already looking for ways to cut down on his marketers and he asked what the so called MD what his intention was concerning the dept. And o
My name and a fellow colleague were penclled down for termination. But for the immediate intervention of my brother, I would have been sacked. I got another offer in the heat of the moment and moved on.

This is my present story.

The CEO of my former coy knew he would loose the connection to my brother so he wanted me back but I was not forth coming so he did the worst.

My new bo$$ was his MD too. He liked me and trusted my judgment when I resumed but when he visited my old coy, the CEO fed him with what his MD told him about me years ago. From that moment to this moment as I make my report we have been fighting. Not physically, but technically. I ‎​​A̶̲̥̅♏ a very experienced marketer with contacts in my industry, but because my former coy has spread lots of trash about me here and there it is almost impossible to achieve anything.

My bo$$ on ther other hand calls me names like fool, empty brain, lazy man, etc.

The truth is that this is gradually making me loose confidence in my self and it is begining to tell and show on the job. I almost no longer trust my own judgment anymore. I make avoidable mistakes for fear of being called names.

The good news is that I intend to leave prety soon.

Thanks.

For me my first will always remain the Lead Guitar. Have played with famous Rennard Bunky Mass Choir and in many clubs in the good old days. Looking back at those days I smile knowing when I had the time for full time shows I enjoyed every minute of it. I presently have Guitars everywhere in my bunk including my bathroom.

Also, my group featured in Jos when the then Plantation boiz made their debute in Unijos.

Really love music.