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Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Celebrates 62nd Birthday On The Streets With Fans by kakaG: 5:41pm On Jun 20, 2013
Seriously, there is no use insulting this man. As you can all see, the man is not doing badly at all. If you ask me I will rather say the haters are jealous of the man because, they don't amount to anything. Bros! Carry go
Christianity Etc › Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by kakaG: 12:33pm On May 12, 2013
Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?
In fact it was 100-0. That was the year India was ban from international soccer for using juju. Lolz

And Samuel oparaji scored and died after the match ?









Whoever started that joke should be hanged.
Politics › Re: Happy 88th Birthday To Shehu Shagari by kakaG: 8:22pm On Feb 25, 2013
Napolitano: Only presidents I can wish "happy Birthday"
Alhaji Tafawa Balewa
Gen Yakubu Jack Gowon
Murtala Muhammed
Muhammadu Buhari
Olusegun Obasanjo(after much consideration)
Yes, I think you have made a good list.
Alhaji Tafawa Balewa (for piloting independence.
Gen Yakubu Gowon for the introduction of credible programmes like NYSC and others.
Murtala Mohammed had a vision for the nation that never saw the light of day. He was a good man.
Gen Muhammadu Buhari for at least PTF
And Gen olusegun Obasanjo for returning power to civilian rule in the 80s.
Nairaland General › Re: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by kakaG: 9:42pm On Feb 24, 2013
For me I still remember double crown lager beer
Romance › Re: The Worst Valentine Gift You Ever Received by kakaG: 1:49pm On Feb 08, 2013
Last valentine, my gal asked me for some money three days before the dee day. It was tight at that time, but I did all I could to raise some cash thinking it was meant for my Val gift. I was shocked when I received one singlet ( I mean one not a pack) and that kind of paper belt that is sold for N250 on the road side after giving her a Val bag containing Wine, Chocolate, Body sprays, perfumes, card..... just name it. That day I learnt a lesson I will never forget. Guess what? months later I discovered my money was used to buy gifts for one large eyeballed dude who works for one one of the breweries in town.
Family › Re: Names That Make One Looks Older Than His Age by kakaG: 12:35pm On Jan 27, 2013
From the whole names here only one really makes one look older. AREMU
Politics › Re: We Will Move Very Fast This Year- Jonathan by kakaG: 11:37pm On Jan 02, 2013
Honestly Mr presido it is not a mater of speed, but delivery. If you moved slow in 2012 and delivered, we wouldn't be where we are today. There is still ample time to deliver if you are truly ready. As already mentioned, further disappointments will not come as a surprise, but performance will shock all your critics. We know it is almost impossible to rule this crazy country, but let's be able to say you did your best. Good luck Mr Goodluck.
Politics › Re: The Truth About Fashola's Success by kakaG: 11:28pm On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=tpia@]If you and your folks need ideas to copy, just ask, no need to beat around the bush in this jungle manner.


Yorubas are not stingy with development! Just ask for help and you'll be obliged![/quote]Honestly, I didn't intend to take part in this, but you have pushed me. Oga generous or do I say madam now, kindly list out projects that have been successfully carried out by Fashola's administration that are not tied to his personal benefits. Do you know why motor cycles were scraped out? Olodo! Meanwhile, I agree with you that the yorubas are generous. No wonder your women in their generosity nyash every man available.LWTMN
Sports › Re: Q&A With Stephen Keshi, His Views On Alan Pardew, Ameobi, Danny Shittu, Dike by kakaG: 5:09pm On Dec 26, 2012
oduneja: A popular palm wine tapper..
Haba! Don't you guys know him? He is a famous truck pusher in Aba na. Seriously, the guy is a joke
Politics › Re: The Truth About Fashola's Success by kakaG: 4:39pm On Dec 26, 2012
Una dey make too much noise o! Let us enjoy this hols abeg. For those of you who claim Fashola is working list the projects he has successfully accomplished for everyone to read here. At least the poster has given a clear picture from his angle na. If you feel Fashiola is working simply list his achievements in education, health, infrastructure, roads and whatever. Shilenan!
Music/Radio › Re: Which Musical Instrument Can You Play? by kakaG: 12:09pm On Dec 23, 2012
Lead Guitar, Base Guitar, 3 keys on Sax, Hawaiian Guitar, Banjo, little keyboard, Accostic Guitar, English Conga, That's it
Entertainment › Re: Which Of This Is Nigerian Dance Of The Year? by kakaG: 11:58am On Dec 23, 2012
(Raising a finger).... Sir! Sir! Sir! Me! Me! The answer is Kokoma because it is very difficult to dance without music. Thank you
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by kakaG: 7:52pm On Nov 15, 2012
The day my elder sister walked into my room and saw me seriously pounding my gal fried. It took me some months to face her after that incidence. Ol boi! Shame nearly kill because I was just a young man then.
Celebrities › Re: Psquare Takes Over Zimbabwe.(pictures) by kakaG: 9:09pm On Oct 12, 2012
I saw it in them and told them while in school, hope they are fulfilled now. Soooooo proud of them
Romance › Re: "I Slept With My Best Friend’s Husband" by kakaG: 9:33pm On Oct 11, 2012
Wow! What can I say? You see, issues like these are better settled within. Confessing is the right thing, but that will surely result to breaking a home because no matter how right it sounds your friend will never be able to forgive you.

Secondly, some sins are better reported to God and kept secrete from man because of the aftermath so, my honest advise is for you to go on your kneels, confess to your creator and then move on finding peace in your confession and never return to such an act.

This is a very sad one, you should bury your head in the gutter.
Celebrities › Re: Snoop Dogg Is Now Snoop Lion, Says He Is Bob Marley Reincarnated by kakaG: 11:18pm On Aug 01, 2012
Hahahahahahaha poki pass poki. The guy should have chosen Snoop kangaroo or snoop chicken. I sure say when him eyes clear he go know say him do f**k up. Nonsense! Igbo is talking
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kakaG: 9:46pm On Jul 26, 2012
What about meeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Jokes Etc › Re: What Will You Describe This Picture As? by kakaG: 9:22pm On Jul 26, 2012
This is definitely the handwork of zuzi.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Offers N1m For 'poko' Decipherment by kakaG: 9:19pm On Jul 26, 2012
Hmmmmmmmmmm...that one sounds like something that get users high. Well keep guessing guys and if una no fit decode as planned ask ....ko master
Family › Re: Do People Still GiveTheir Babies These Funny Names? by kakaG: 9:13pm On Jul 26, 2012
@Poster, hope no one here knows you true identity cos u are really pissing everyone off and by the way, what's your name? Let me guess...... YEAH! You sound like KARKUZU! LMAO. In case you are not familiar with that name ask my peeps in the North ROTF
Jokes Etc › Re: Things That Make Nigerians Lose Weight by kakaG: 10:05pm On Jul 24, 2012
In the middle of a long awaited and seriously planned presentation you just discharge one hot mess. That one wey d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣γ̲̣ sound like say your trouser wan tear...kpraaaa paaaa paaaa taaaaa! Right in front of your MD and amidst your clients. That one na loooooong tin
TV/Movies › Re: Goldie Evicted From BBA Stargame by kakaG: 9:53pm On Jul 15, 2012
kaka G: LWKM....she should be advised to start looking for a shop at Ogba or Agege to go into pepper or tomatoes business as Kennis will be waiting for her at the popular MURITALA airport with a termination letter. This gal really foolish Joor! I repeat, Muritala awaits you. Nonsense
The painful thing is that the yeye gal don carry her reggae spoil Naija back to back blues for BBA
TV/Movies › Re: Goldie Evicted From BBA Stargame by kakaG: 9:38pm On Jul 15, 2012
LWKM....she should be advised to start looking for a shop at Ogba or Agege to go into pepper or tomatoes business as Kennis will be waiting for her at the popular MURITALA airport with a termination letter. This gal really foolish Joor! I repeat, Muritala awaits you. Nonsense
Career › Re: Emotionally Abusive Bosses!!! by kakaG: 10:08am On Jul 14, 2012
The truth is that its thesame everywhere. The only difference is the degree at which this wicked attitude is manifested.
My story is not too far from what I have read from you all today.
You see, I worked for a company from 2009 to 2010 when I had to throw in the towel for fear of being permanently damaged emotionally. At that time, I was called every useless thing just because I got the job through my elder brother who is highly placed. The fact is that the MD didn't let me work well because I took over some accounts formerly handled by his mistress, a colleague also and so he made sure he made me suffer. To him, nothing was ever right about me and so he called me names like lazy, dumb, stupid etc this information soon got to the chairman and CEO of the coy who was already looking for ways to cut down on his marketers and he asked what the so called MD what his intention was concerning the dept. And o
My name and a fellow colleague were penclled down for termination. But for the immediate intervention of my brother, I would have been sacked. I got another offer in the heat of the moment and moved on.

This is my present story.

The CEO of my former coy knew he would loose the connection to my brother so he wanted me back but I was not forth coming so he did the worst.

My new bo$$ was his MD too. He liked me and trusted my judgment when I resumed but when he visited my old coy, the CEO fed him with what his MD told him about me years ago. From that moment to this moment as I make my report we have been fighting. Not physically, but technically. I ‎​​A̶̲̥̅♏ a very experienced marketer with contacts in my industry, but because my former coy has spread lots of trash about me here and there it is almost impossible to achieve anything.

My bo$$ on ther other hand calls me names like fool, empty brain, lazy man, etc.

The truth is that this is gradually making me loose confidence in my self and it is begining to tell and show on the job. I almost no longer trust my own judgment anymore. I make avoidable mistakes for fear of being called names.

The good news is that I intend to leave prety soon.

Thanks.
Music/Radio › Re: Which Musical Instrument(s) Are You Playing Or Would Love To Play? by kakaG: 9:19pm On Jun 01, 2012
For me my first will always remain the Lead Guitar. Have played with famous Rennard Bunky Mass Choir and in many clubs in the good old days. Looking back at those days I smile knowing when I had the time for full time shows I enjoyed every minute of it. I presently have Guitars everywhere in my bunk including my bathroom.

Also, my group featured in Jos when the then Plantation boiz made their debute in Unijos.

Really love music.
TV/Movies › Re: What The Hell Is Going On In This Ad? by kakaG: 5:45pm On May 29, 2012
While people are cracking the heads trying to make a living una d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣γ̲̣ here criticizing all what not.can any of you be that creative? Not getting the idea also means you are not smart. Una fall my hand shaaaaaaaa
Politics › Re: Igbos Unite For 2015 Presidency by kakaG: 8:51am On May 27, 2012
@everyone following this trend, my problem with you Igbos is that you have still not learnt nothing since the beginning of your existence as a tribe.

You see the segmentation that has been in play in your part of the country is still your problem till date. Little wonder everyone doesn't believe in you to rule this country.

My point is, how can some of you still come to a matures forum like this and still say some parts of igbo land are not real Igbos hence they should not be given a chance to rule the country.

Disgusted!!!

Make una try put una house in order b4 una begin dream of presidency.

†HªŊK God I ‎​​A̶̲̥̅♏ not Igbo

I rest my case.
Family › Re: Men Who Suffer In Silence by kakaG: 1:43pm On Jan 26, 2012
See guys, the truth here is that that word love is very strong. No man, married or not fit tell me say he no dey boil when he sees his woman in the arms of another man.

secondly, the truth is that we are weaker in relationships and that is why we adopt to the strategy of ( the best form of deffence is attack) now and then.

For me o, I will not let any woman toy with my emotions because the result may be bloody.
Romance › Re: What Are The Most Important Reasons For You To Get Married? by kakaG: 11:11am On Dec 13, 2011
Marriage is typically a serious issue and should be discussed with respect.

For me, I had too much fun when I was a teenager to the point of no return and now, women and the whole marriage thing is not just interesting to me anymore.

Anyway, the most important reason is all you have mentioned put together.
Forum Games › Re: Words Ending With '-ism' by kakaG: 3:19pm On Oct 25, 2011
Godfather-ism

Socialism

Capitalism

Evangelism

Racism

Favoritism
Phones › Re: Coping Without Blackberry: How Has It Been? by kakaG: 4:51pm On Oct 12, 2011
Allah! I no go lie I miss pinging. The truth is that bb is irritating to pretenders but for me o, I love pinging. Besides, BIS is not only about pinging cos you can be on the move while working or keep in touch with your loved ones. Shikenan!

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