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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 2:01pm On Mar 28, 2021
Pls honourables in the house... does anybody have an idea of how much a corolla 05 Fender is currently sold.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 2:42pm On Mar 16, 2021
BAZ001:
Guys if you are not on a trip just find a place to take a break or avoid VI for few minutes cos this VIO guys are stopping Corolla, sienna and civic like pure water. Been watching from my office and it seems they have target. So just enjoy your break, they are even working with lastma
Thanks for the info.

Meanwhile, which part of VI is that cos that place looks like Ajose Adeogun
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 8:07am On Feb 21, 2021
Kanoski:
ok now u are making me scared
I had similar issue with my car 2weeks ago. Car vibrate heavily when AC is on. Rpm rise and drop intermittently distorting speed. Engine off whenever car is idle.

Culprits, one of my nozzle was bad and he changed all my plugs, everything normalized.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 8:08pm On Feb 20, 2021
eyinola:
am on a 7mins trip now from maryland crescent to cakes and cream opebi I don wait tire she didn't even tell me am gonna wait ooo..feels it's the right thing
Honestly this Bolt of not charging for arrival wait time is a total bullshit. And most of these riders are just unapologetic as some of them do it deliberately and say after all they are paying you.

One slowpoke requested me yesterday evening at Ajose Adeogun. Her number was practically busy for more than 10mins of my arrival. When she eventually picked to let her know I've been calling and waiting, she was dumbfounded and asking me for what. When her brain eventually reset, she started pleading with me that she was only trying to put a colleague through on how to use the app.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 6:33pm On Feb 20, 2021
AngryIgboDon:
[color=royalblue]Let me take out this wonderful opportunity again to apologise to everybody I must have said something bad to on this thread.

Top on the list is Madam Radautoworks. Followed by blackbishop and then felicity. I know I really said a whole lot of bad things to these guys when provoked. I am truly sorry and apologetic.

The truth of the matter too is that these spats made the thread lively. It brought life to it. We can't all be on the same page. If we are, it will become very boring. There must be two opposing forces for there to be a spark. APC and PDP, Night and Day, Black and Red Wire, Afonja and Flattheads etc.

Eitherways, I think some boundaries were crossed. I am not here to debate who started it first. My own is that am apologising for whichever way I must have hurt people with my terrible words. It will never happen on this thread again and in this lifetime. Heck no, some of them were even jokes. So please do find a place in your heart to forgive me both those I mentioned and those I didnt mention.

Felicity, am owing you 50,000 naira pledge on behalf of your new born baby. But the people that are meant to come and pack fish have refused to come. cool cool Still find a way and drop your account number anonymously. I will gift you some funds later anonymously. I also owe you two cartons of smoked fish and will deliver it in due time too but anonymously.[/color]
This is so deep...

Change is the only constant thing I know about this life.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 9:28pm On Feb 16, 2021
sunnp:
Sir its only when d gauge go up n down then it will slow car down and rise up like misfire
It could be the Range Switch.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 11:15am On Feb 10, 2021
eyinola:
one of them just scratched me at ikeja under bridge now, I was jejely waiting for traffic light oooo..but what can i do he zoom off to the other side as if noting happened, those guys are something else
Those riders no get joy atal. They need to be tamed maybe with some form of regulations as we are now having them in large numbers on the highways.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 1:37am On Feb 09, 2021
That Range is a toks and unregistered. The guy came all the way from Benin through one his friend (one guy on white long sleeve shirt with a black jean) to fix one of the security issue in lag before delivery as he said he already have a buyer. No any insurance yet.

As I was dropping a rider off in one of those street around that Pinnacle. A guy walked up to me to help them jumpstart their car. On getting there, the range had already been towed with a towing van. They just need the car to be on a start mode for ease of movement to mechanic workshop.The wheel by the driver side was dangling as it has pulled off from the tirod.

I had to take them to the mechanic workshop to bring him down for check when we couldn't start it before it was towed down.

I so much felt for the Range guy cos he was such a gentle guy with a razz and aggressive friend whom seems to be in total control of his affairs.

The Range guy was later gisting me that his friend put him into all these troubles if only he had listened to him. He said the car had been in the mechanic workshop already only for his friend to say he is hungry. He told him they should take a taxi or bike to an eatery but the friend insisted they take the Range and come back since the mechanic is not ready to attend to them yet. They've not gotten to the eatery before that incident happened.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 6:23pm On Feb 08, 2021
pope191:
Dispatch rider
Did you also witness it?

Am still with those guys that own the Range sport.

Infact, those despatch riders are another set of demons we have on the road. The way they ride recklessly is so alarming.

Could you believe that the despatch man eventually ran away but his foolishness made him left his bag containing his ID card and other traceable evidences.

We have been to his outsourcer where we were now referred to the courier coy in ikeja he primarily work with. The despatch landed himself a damages of 250k.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 10:52pm On Oct 29, 2020
Babadee1900:
Be firm! Tell them you don’t allow eating in your car and stand on it.

For riders who put their legs on the seat or arm rest, I usually look at them and say: No, you can’t do that pls. Case solved.

Don’t be intimidated by your riders, you will know when to bend your rules and when not to.
Keep your car neat, dress well, smell nice and DRIVE not talk.
One star don sure for you!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 8:40am On Oct 16, 2020
UcLloyd:
Fuel pump, clean it or change it if u wish. I experienced this not too long ago.
Thank you boss

I think I need to change my mechanic
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 8:39am On Oct 16, 2020
Jaidooo:
your fuel pump
Thank you sir...

I would have to look for another mechanic cos he's already talking about changing the Valve. Saying that was the culprit that affected the nozzle.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 6:56pm On Oct 15, 2020
Pls elders in the house. My car (coro 05) jerks whenever i applied brake and even goes off if I didn't accelerate immediately. My mechanic check and said one of my nozzle is bad. He changed it but still persist. What could have gone wrong?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 9:13am On Oct 12, 2020
Charlieluvboy:
alright Thanks
Uber accept 2000 upward while bolt accept 2003 upward
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 4:44pm On Sep 21, 2020
eyinola:
this rating of a thing , once i end trip the rating pops up with 5 star i just rate it like that 100% of my riders always get 5star because i don't even hv time to start waiting to rate so i click on it straight up, same thing when i am the rider too..I hv been on 5star on bolt till it drops to 4.97 last week and i hv never ask any rider to rate me 5 star before.......[b]meanwhile u can actually pass tru ikoyi link bridge without E card[/b] cool
Do you mean with a default fee of 1k in cash?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kala111: 4:36pm On Sep 10, 2020
mistadayo:
Please I did bolt inspection now. Do I need to upload anything or it will automatically add to my list of cars on my platform
Pls where did you do your inspection?

Does the inspection centre at oniru by that shoprite mall still exist?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Prostrates To King Sunny Ade On Stage as they performed together by kala111: 11:05pm On Jul 16, 2013
thisismike: All u yoruba folks shud sharap. I've lived among u for yrs &i knw d kind of silly "respect" u gv 2ur elders. Wen u postrate out of fear/pretense &as well making jest of tht person. In Igbo we call it "isu imi". Wat's tht in english anyway?
I'll alwaz remain an easterner, believe me sincerely...
Mr Okoro if at all you've stayed in yoruba land for years, yet your instinct still not made you to understand what is called respect, that means, common sense is not common to you.
FoodRe: London To Transform Sewage Water In To Drinking Water by kala111: 5:41pm On May 23, 2013
Ogbodavies: Good thinking,when will my country even THINK
If I hear! I na u wan drink am
CelebritiesRe: kaffy's Mum Adviced Her To Do Prostitution by kala111: 9:51pm On Apr 29, 2013
yuzedo: Ehen?! AND WHAT IS SO WRONG THERE?!?! Every parent should be able to identify their child's TALENT! angry

If your pikin sabi book, encourage am to go school.undecided

If your pikin sabi handwork, encourage am to open workshop.undecided

Kaffy mama don see say her pikin nyash go make babanla money, so what's bad in charting a career path for your daughter along those lines?!?! grin grin wink
U no talk d last part well, her mama don see say she sabi dance well.

If ur pikin sabi dance, encourage am to do ash****o or open beer palour grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Photo Of Secondary School Children Kissing In The Classroom by kala111: 3:15pm On Mar 29, 2013
[quote author=Mr..Cork]huh? ..do they kiss in Nigeria? undecided[/quote]U again! Are u from planet earth atall? I doubt. U must be an alien with all this ur nuisance constitutes.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Davido's Mum, 10th Remembrance Anniversary by kala111: 9:58pm On Mar 20, 2013
adaobi123: why are some people wearing sunglasses ? is it sunny inside ?
I guess they are addicted to criminology
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Real Life Sign-posts And Notices by kala111: 11:17pm On Mar 18, 2013
Check it

RomanceRe: Things Women Want In A Man by kala111: 9:58pm On Mar 08, 2013
If hear angry... When I'm not a LEARNER
EducationRe: List Of Richest Students In University Of Lagos by kala111: 3:19pm On Feb 15, 2013
bigwallace: )Dnt kno most of dem but I kno dat b naira guy he is hot nd he changes women lik cloth nd he spends recklessly,unconfirmed rumour as it dat he did money ritual...dat was wat I heard oooooooooo
Even with the so called money ritual that they did, of what value and relevance is their richness when they can't be rich as half Dangote...mtchww
Music/RadioRe: How Will You Rate D'banj's Performance At AFCON Closing Ceremony by kala111: 3:59pm On Feb 12, 2013
Awake9ja: how can you appear at a crowd like this and beging to sing "shake bum bum",
guys that is crazy, com'on we are not in a club. that atmosphere deserve a good music devoid of vulgar nonsense.

anybody in his right senses that says dbanj song is alright in this occasion is a tribalist,

i mean what is the meaning in that song that suits the event?
lyrics "i love beyounce, i love omotola, i love
genevive, then shake bum bum" what an insult to the event.
I hope you knew Dbang didn't begged before coming to perform at the closing ceremony, he was rightly choosed by those organizers who already knew is style of music. I wondered on what u really expected of him. Were u actually expcting him to do Apala song abi on a cool Indian love song?
Music/RadioRe: How Will You Rate D'banj's Performance At AFCON Closing Ceremony by kala111: 3:59pm On Feb 12, 2013
Awake9ja: how can you appear at a crowd like this and beging to sing "shake bum bum",
guys that is crazy, com'on we are not in a club. that atmosphere deserve a good music devoid of vulgar nonsense.

anybody in his right senses that says dbanj song is alright in this occasion is a tribalist,

i mean what is the meaning in that song that suits the event?
lyrics "i love beyounce, i love omotola, i love
genevive, then shake bum bum" what an insult to the event.
I hope you knew Dbang didn't begged before coming to perform at the closing ceremony, he was rightly choosed by those organizers who already knew is style of music. I wondered on what u really expected of him. Were u actually expcting him to do Apala song abi on a cool Indian love song
Music/RadioRe: How Will You Rate D'banj's Performance At AFCON Closing Ceremony by kala111: 3:43pm On Feb 12, 2013
olly4life: Hmmm, ur AIT tv was on NigSat abi. Dey will b showing d Champion League tomorrow btw Super Eagles & Manchester United by 8:45pm.
Badt boi grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Headlines Of Nigerian Newspapers Tomorrow by kala111: 11:22pm On Feb 10, 2013
For Alaroye Newspaer' Nigeriya jewo fun orilede Borkina Faso wipe...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Motorized Patrol On Lagos-ibadan Express. No Overtaking by kala111: 5:32pm On Feb 08, 2013
pekelepekele: Good move but how long will they keep doing this? and it seems Lagos to Ibadan will now be like 4 hrs trip cheesy
Laila! for dis kind snail speed? If one spends 9hrs.3mins from Lagos to gurumaraji, that means you cut corners.
CelebritiesRe: M.I & Okonjo-Iweala To Speak At Harvard University Leadership Conference by kala111: 10:31am On Feb 05, 2013
I swear 'igbo' will surely boost his confidence grin
BusinessRe: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by kala111: 3:37pm On Feb 02, 2013
*If you buy this chemical, e go change to blablah* A marketer can convince a bald headed man to buy a comb...all na wash

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