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Oh boy!!! this girl too shakara. If them leave her she go iron kpomo, use needle ringboiler boil ocean come use needle turn eba.

Oh boy!!! this girl too shakara. If dem leave her she go iron kpomo, use needle ringboiler boil ocean come use needle turn eba.

I think she has a mental problem. If her mother knows what is good for her, she should report to the police and ask them to take her to a mental institution for proper treatment cos one day, she will kill her and go free cos they might test her and find out she is suffering from insanity.

Also pray for her. She needs that right now!

Ridiculous

BillGatesFan:
I was able or should I say I was favoured to be Initiated into the Skull and Bones Fraternity,Texas chapter,and I was opportuned to meet with George W.Bush and other prominent American leaders.My future has just started,too much connection worldwide and I thank GOd for that.

I have been applying to be Initiated for over 15 years now but God answer me this year am greatful.

Merry Xmas to you all

What an achievement for you Bro. I think you need deliverance seriously. I just want to believe you are joking sha.

Well, as for me, this year has been the best for me so far. More investments, raise in my salary, met the most wonderful man and planning to get married early next year, good health, divine favour; the list goes on and on. Praise be to the Almighty God for his wonderous love and mercies.

Peace y'all.

Hi, I am looking for an old friend I met at Kagoro, Kaduna State in 1993. His name is David Dogo, he was living at Sabon Tasha Kaduna (but I dont knw whether he still lives there). He was a member of Dan T. Gaiya's Band ( he played the key board) Any one who knows abt him should contact Doris on 084-764712.

Gosh!!! This is the funniest thread I have ever come across on Nairaland. You guys are so imaginative, I think you watch too many Ci Fi movies. It made me LMAO. I cant wait for the ensuing saga to continue. Big up guys!!!

I'm a first-born and there is no good story to write home about being a first-born. It's worst when u are working and all the younger ones are still in school. It's either they need money to buy a new text book or they want recharge cards and so on, But it makes one responsible and most times accountable for his/her actions because some younger ones like copying their elder sis/bros' actions. I got nine younger ones and It's a hell of a responsibility I've got on me. WHEWWW!!!!

The problem we have with dressing is that most people or rather 'girls' watch all this american music videos and want to imitate their dressing not knowing those artists only wear those clothes to shoot those videos, that at home or in their normal lives they dont dress like that. We have to really work hard on our mentality in this country. We too like copy-copy. It is really disgusting, most especially when u see a fat girl wearing a bare bottom jean trouser with a short top exposing her tummy. U cant even see the waist band of the jean sef. Its really DIGUSTING!!!!

So ladies, lets be modest in our dressing and earn the respect we deserve. Like I heard: YOU ARE ADDRESSED THE WAY THE YOU DRESS (or whatever).

is is not fair o, is when i am came that u peoples have going eh, ok o i wanting to introducement peoples to learning collect englis but u peoples was ranning away to slept. we go seeing tomorrows ba?

@michelin89 you did not 'got it' anything. Shine your eyes well well bro. the empty space that is the sky is actually the baby, on the left you have the eyes and towards the right you have the legs. the top contains the baby's arms. its awesome. That shows how wonderful our GOD is. He is a great artist.

Dad - Kano and Mum - Kaduna (both alive)

I have 9 step siblings: 7 from my dad and 2 from my mum (oh!! am the first)

Am the only one for both of them.

Cool rite?

I've never been to a club all my life and my BF does not go to club either, so I think it will be a club-free relationship for us both. But I dont see anything wrong in a couple who are used to clubbing to once in a while have some fun.

Am still single because my BF has not made up his mind yet. Oh! He just text me now and told me he is getting impatient and wants to get married fast cos he cant just stand his cousin and his wife cuddling in his presence and cant stand it anymore. Funny right? Yeah right!!!

Razorr:
Kaliyat! No take style insult my people o! I'm from Benue and I'm not gigantic!

Am so sorry girl, I didnt mean it as an insult to Benue ladies.

mukina2 wetin i chop remain. Abeg i no get power for dat one o. I love myself and cannot be somebody's punching bag.

I think the guy should go to Benue State in Nigeria. I learnt the ladies there are gigantic and muscular, since he doesnt want body builders. With all the pounded yam they eat there, they should match his specifications.

Oga poster, I will suggest u meet those Nigerian ladies that do professional weight lifting and shot put. They are tall and massive. But let us know where the wrestling is going on. Bedroom abi WWF.

mukina2, razorr, viee, iice abeg make una take am easy o,

wheeewwwwww I'm beginning to have a terrible headache after reading all the bla bla bla from you guys.

1. Ladies! Ladies!! Ladies!!! Please read Prov. 30:15. " She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat (food) - (for emphasis)  to her household, and a portion to her maidens" It is talking about a virtuous woman.

We should not let the rising tide of feminism sweep us off our feet and dump us on the wrong side of the sea. We are women and whatever status we get to, we are still responsible for the upkeep of the family which includes cooking and so on. Please, don't misunderstand me, am not trying to be on the GUYS' side, I read thru all the replies from the beginning to the last one by nyabinghi and I feel all your concerns, but I still think, no matter what degrees we have, we are still the women of the home and it is our sole objective to cater for the home foodwise.

As for you GUYS it should not be a sole priority (KNOWING HOW TO COOK)but atleast just a bonus to the already fabulous package.  

And please, we just drop the animosity and be good Nigerians who love Peace and Unity. This is just a forum not a war front.  

A friend sent it to my box. I applied and it went but when I tried to apply for some of my friends, it was always telling me error on page. I honestly don't know what to do about it. Maybe there is so much traffic on the website.

I will try it again and see if it will work out this time.

Nigerian Breweries is presently recruiting fresh graduates of all cadre who are below 27years old for the Graduate Management Development Scheme from All fields of study.

Requirements;

5 O'level credits including mathematics and english
University degree with mininmum second class upper (2.1)
below 2 years working experience or non
below 27 years old
All fields of study

Apply online now! Visit www.nbplc.com
or
http://www.nbplc.com/careers-jobreader.asp?jobid=53 [Direct Link]

Please send to all your FRIENDS even if you're not applying.

Closes 20th June, 2007.
Good Luck y'all

ecstacy

lick

Oh boy!!! @ Fekuti and @ Islander-you guys should just take it easy o. Someone just asked for your GPAs and you guys are just busy ranting and raving like two mad dogs in heat. Abi una been know for somewhere?

Anyways i made a 3.00/4.00. I try sha!  

@shinkafi, I dont think you should concern yourself with wedding expenses. You can take ur bride to church or mosque-whichever ,and take her away immediately after the vows and all what not. You know, the way they do it in the movies, just prepare pepper soup for ur guest and ride away with ur amarya (bride) to God knows where which does not require any huge expense at all.

Good luck bro.

Any body that wants to do "owambe" shd contribute his own money so that u guys can throw a bash afterwards.lol

afrikangal:
oh ma God that name of da food is annoyin and irritatin what da hel is efokore what is it made of? shitttttttttttttttttttt me

n Sista i will advice u change ur name from afrikangal to omo oyibo.

I have never heard of this food as I am from the North but the description is mouth watering and will print out the recipe and see if i can whip my self a dish of it.

hinduism:
@kaliyat: The world without love will be a paradise for Ben laden, or what do you think?

well hinduism, i think bin laden migth have love in his heart probably for his wife or wives and definately not for America.

nairalander

what is that in her hand? I hope its not a bottle of acid she is trying to bathe him with. She actually looks scary what with those gloves, she probably does not want to leave finger prints all over the guy after the act.

Just my honest observation and opinion that's all

Seun that guy looks more like someone who is facing a firing squard in which the executor is his wife.

He actually looks scared to death of the woman. Maybe she is his winchi landlady.

Hahahahahaha lmao

Ayefele200 if i am right then i think you are a babe cos u have the f just by your name signifying female so are u sure u are not one of the babes on the pix and just want to hear our opinions of you?

As in your looks? Say the truth and shame the devil.


As for voting i think the gal in the second pix looks like someone somebody's illiterat mum will bring from the village as a wife for her son. Ha ha ha ha

Just my honest thoughts sha!!!!