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PoliticsRe: Government Re-arraigns Ipob’s Nnamdi Kanu, Three Others by kaltonga: 7:40am On Nov 09, 2016
Indiaindia:
IMAGINE, HE SHOULD BE JAILED. BUT THE DEMONIC AND UNCIVILISED IBOS WIL DEMAND FOR HIS RELEASE CLAIMING HE`S INNOCENT.
are you normal sir? cos i think you need an attention.
PoliticsRe: President Trump by kaltonga: 7:34am On Nov 09, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
lol Baba this matter don tire me sef..... cheesy
two black birds doing what they no best.
PoliticsRe: President Trump by kaltonga: 7:31am On Nov 09, 2016
PentiumProf:
In anticipation of Donald trump win on wednesday i will be giving out three mtn recharge cards valued at 1500 each
I will be throwing a house party in celebration of trumps victory
The venue is a the igbo city of asaba
Any interested nairalander should email me if he or she is in asaba
my brother same here to..my party is stARTING TONIGHT AND END ON A SUNDAY WITH A THANKS GIVING DINNER
PoliticsRe: We’ll Break-away With Every Part Of Biafra; IPOB Tells Buhari by kaltonga: 7:15pm On Nov 02, 2016
GudluckIBB:
What are you people still waiting for?

But remeber, when you finally break off, dont Use Electricity becos it is generated from Nigeria,

You will have to start importing fuel from Nigeria of other countries becos you cannot be separated and still be using our fuel,

All the Ibos in Ajao Estate, lekki, isolo, aguda, ijesha,festac, Amuwo Odofin and Mafolukwu should vacate thier houses and relocate to Biafra becos you cannot be in the zoo and be proclaiming biafra.

Lets see how you people will survive these conditions. ole..na people property your eyes dey..bad guy


Nonsence
PoliticsRe: Naked Picture Of Edo State PDP Chairman Taken By Prostitute by kaltonga: 6:43pm On Nov 02, 2016
danieldanizy:
The naked picture of Edo state Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) chairman, Dan
Orbih, has hit the internet.
According to a Facebook page, Corruption
Concern, which posted the unbelievable
picture, the highly respectable politician got
entangled with a prostitute who decided to
retaliate by publishing his naked picture
while snoring. The picture was captioned:
Dan Orbih
”See what our so called leaders become in the
hands of prostitutes. This is a lesson to all of
us.This is the PDP Chairman in Edo State
They said he refused to pay the lady and she
waited for him to snore and took this picture in
the hotel and ran away
Good for the fool. All the money they’ve stolen
makes them feel they can get away with
anything.”[img]The naked picture of Edo state Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) chairman, Dan
Orbih, has hit the internet.
According to a Facebook page, Corruption
Concern, which posted the unbelievable
picture, the highly respectable politician got
entangled with a prostitute who decided to
retaliate by publishing his naked picture
while snoring. The picture was captioned:
Dan Orbih
”See what our so called leaders become in the
hands of prostitutes. This is a lesson to all of
us.This is the PDP Chairman in Edo State
They said he refused to pay the lady and she
waited for him to snore and took this picture in
the hotel and ran away
Good for the fool. All the money they’ve stolen
makes them feel they can get away with
anything.”[/img]The naked picture of Edo state Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) chairman, Dan
Orbih, has hit the internet.
According to a Facebook page, Corruption
Concern, which posted the unbelievable
picture, the highly respectable politician got
entangled with a prostitute who decided to
retaliate by publishing his naked picture
while snoring. The picture was captioned:
Dan Orbih
”See what our so called leaders become in the
hands of prostitutes. This is a lesson to all of
us.This is the PDP Chairman in Edo State
They said he refused to pay the lady and she
waited for him to snore and took this picture in
the hotel and ran away
Good for the fool. All the money they’ve stolen
makes them feel they can get away with
anything.”
the lady just dug her own grave
BusinessRe: Dangote - My Refinery Is 8 Times The Size Of Victoria Island by kaltonga: 3:08am On Oct 23, 2016
MissEdified:
Aliko Dangote, is reportedly building the world’s largest greenfield refinery.

A video by Ovation Media Group shows Dangote telling stakeholders and the media how big his refinery really is.

“You wont appreciate the size of the place, maybe because you have not gone round, some of you. But this place is actually eight time Victoria Island, that is to give you the concept. The entire Victory Island, you get eight times of it here, so that is how big it is.”

See video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8pog4rP7Io

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/10/dangote-my-refinery-is-8-times-size-of.html
GOOD JOB ALHAJI BUT BEAR IT IN MIND THAT SOMEDAY SOME SOPHISTICATED GARAGIANS WILL ASK YOU TO LEAVE THERE LAND.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Mocks Oby Ezekwesili: "See What You Have Been Reduced To" by kaltonga: 2:59am On Oct 23, 2016
DesChyko:
In that case..
may her trechious soul burn in hell...
PoliticsRe: Aliyu Saidu Abubakar Presents One-year Diploma Certificate To Senate by kaltonga: 1:13am On Oct 21, 2016
AllTheWayUp:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/10/19/drama-buharis-ncc-board-nominee-presents-one-year-diploma-certificate-academic-qualification/
chineke nnam...we are in trouble,were are the indigenious people of afonjas, make una come park una shit oooooo
Science/TechnologyRe: Made-In-Aba Stove That Obtains Its Fuel From Cassava Leaf (Photos) by kaltonga: 1:09am On Oct 21, 2016
henryanna36:
Aba is like the China of Nigeria.According to information shared on social media by Eastern Telegraph,a made in Aba bio fuel is currently in the market.The stove obtains its fuel from cassava leaf.Below is what Eastern Telegraph shared....

'A smart bio fuel stove, fabricated in the commercial city of Aba in South East Nigeria has made a rousing market entrance.

The chairman of the Agricultural Innovation Platform, Kalu Ichie Kalu who spoke at the Innovation Platform Workshop in Keffi on Thursday, October 20, 2016, which was organised by the Agricultural Transformation Support Programme, phase one (ATASP-1) under the Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development described the product as "an credible alternative to kerosene, firewood and gas."

"It's clean energy. One of the innovation in the stove is that 100% of the raw materials are locally-sourced, while the fuel is made from cassava leaf. The price of the stove is N5, 500, while a litre of the fuel is N200. A litre of the fuel burns for 6 hours."

The challenge is that production is still manual, so they will need "support to mechanise our production processes and produce like 25,000 litres per day" Uche said'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/aba-people-produce-made-in-aba-bio.html
just give us what we want and see what we can do...its not childs play,we igbos can put africa in mapof world technology,only the zoo and there brown roofians are killing our spirit.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Ecological Fund Projects In 11 States by kaltonga: 5:34pm On Oct 20, 2016
adewales4:
https://nigerianewstoday.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/buhari-nigeria.jpg

A statement by the Director (Information), Office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Bolaji Adebiyi, revealed that the approved projects are spread across the 6 Geo-Political Zones of Nigeria.

Adebiyi listed the projects and their various locations as:
Kebbi State: Erosion and Flood Control Project of Rice Fields in Suru, Bagudu and Shanga Local Government Areas.
Kaduna State: Remediation of Sludge at Kaduna Refinery and Petrochemical Company (Phase II).
Ogun State: Flood and Erosion Control Works in Abeokuta Township.
Osun State: Channelisation and De-Silting of Okoko and Ogbagba Rivers in Osogbo Township.
Cross River State: Adiabo Okutikang Beach Gully Erosion Control Works, Odukpani Local Government Area.
Delta State: Remediation of Sludge Pit and Oil Spillage at Warri Refinery (Phase II).
Adamawa State: Mubi Flood Erosion Control Works and River Yadzaram Training (Phase I).
Bauchi State: Erosion and Flood Control Works in Bogoro Towa, Bogoro Local Government Area and in GadonToro/Market Road, Toro Local Government Area.
Anambra State: Erosion Control Works at Nda, Nnobi and, Agbor, Idemili Local Government Area.
Imo State: Owalla – Avuvu Erosion Control Works (Phase II).
Benue State: Amper Flood Hazards and Erosion Control Works; Gully Erosion Control Works at Federal Government ‎College, Itobi.
According to Adebiyi, the execution of the projects will address the challenges of gully and soil erosion, incessant flooding, and air pollution that has ravaged the impacted communities and caused loss of lives.He said, “When these projects are completed, the sufferings of the affected communities will be ameliorated. There will be increased food production which will stimulate the economy and lead to the creation of jobs”.
The ecological fund receives 2 per cent of the Federation Account. It is meant to be used to tackle ecological problems ravaging communities across the country.

Source: http://nigerianewstoday.com.ng/buhari-approves-ecological-fund-projects-in-11-states/
i taught some mango headed homo sapiens claim zero case of erosion in there regions?
PoliticsRe: Only ONE Thing Will Stop Biafra, Avengers, Boko Haram – Man Of God Predicts by kaltonga: 1:11pm On Oct 20, 2016
Clinton9000:
North - Boko Haram
SE/SS - Biafrra
SS - Avengers
SW...They are neither there nor here.
sw-ritualists and armed robbery
PoliticsRe: Wares Seized From Street Traders’ll Go To Prisons Inmates — OKOROCHA by kaltonga: 1:01pm On Oct 20, 2016
Adagworo:
only in imo state does cars swim. imo state is cursed.
adagworo am the happiest man alive today cos of the way we warned imolites on this black northern devil...funny enough had it been we had about 30 percent of people who are denying him today in the camp of those opposing him now we would have had a different result,even people who are not from imo especaially those from the ritual den of gthe west will come and decieve some suckers from imo..today its the real imolites that are seeing the trouble and feeling it, if okoroawusas factory,factory, or job,job,job is to relocate our market then him and abagworo the clown are sitting on a very long thing.
PoliticsRe: Wares Seized From Street Traders’ll Go To Prisons Inmates — OKOROCHA by kaltonga: 12:55pm On Oct 20, 2016
WinningSun:
im expecting someone to blame buhari
atimes we blame the father of a useless child whose stock in trade is stealing.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News-new Virus In Town by kaltonga(op): 4:30am On Oct 20, 2016
[quote author=porka post=50349924]This is becoming alarming in Nigeria at this moment. It cuts across all social strata of the society.

At the rate people mutter inaudible words to themselves on the streets, offices, etc only God knows what might become of the general state of mental health of Nigerians in the coming months.

Instead of venting the anger out, people have chosen for one reason or another to internalize their frustrations and misery. They are bottling-up their personal failures to the detriment of their health.

Almost all the avenues and social structures available to reduce tensions in the country have been taken down due to Buhari's government monumental failure; family is broken due to loss of jobs/income, nutrition is inadequate, entertainment is almost getting ridiculous - nothing is amusing anymore, jokes are dry not because of the contents but because of the recipients' mental condition. my broyher i quite agree with you..what you see here is what is now a common site in our streets today AND I HOPE AND PRAY God forgives our stupidity
PoliticsRe: Breaking News-new Virus In Town by kaltonga(op): 4:29am On Oct 20, 2016
porka:
This is becoming alarming in Nigeria at this moment. It cuts across all social strata of the society.

At the rate people mutter inaudible words to themselves on the streets, offices, etc only God knows what might become of the general state of mental health of Nigerians in the coming months.

Instead of venting the anger out, people have chosen for one reason or another to internalize their frustrations and misery. They are bottling-up their personal failures to the detriment of their health.

Almost all the avenues and social structures available to reduce tensions in the country have been taken down due to Buhari's government monumental failure; family is broken due to loss of jobs/income, nutrition is inadequate, entertainment is almost getting ridiculous - nothing is amusing anymore, jokes are dry not because of the contents but because of the recipients' mental condition. my broyher i quite agree with you..what you see here is what is now a common site in our streets today AND I HOPE AND PRAY God forgives our stupidity..

Only God can help Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Another APC Bombshell: Remi Tinubu Warned Her Husband About Buhari by kaltonga: 12:39am On Oct 20, 2016
Naijiant:
An APC source has revealed that Senator Remi is not happy her husband did not listen to her advice.
Details: http://www.naijiant.com/beer-parlour-gist/remi-tinubu-warned-husband-dealing-buhari/
the diffrence between the duo is, one granted a world class media an interview,will the other granted an amala based media house[osun defernder] who is only relevant in reporting ant gudluck news..so the latters view is not important.
PoliticsBreaking News-new Virus In Town by kaltonga(op): 11:50pm On Oct 19, 2016
BREAKING NEWS:The federal ministry of health has just released a fresh alert on a new virus in town called BABA IMMUNE VIRUS[B.I.V]. The members of the public are here by warned to be self cautious of this virus as it is said to be very contagious and presently has no cure.
According to the ministry,early symptoms to this virus are as follows:
1.Hungry,lack of money,no job,sack letter and redundancy.
2.excessive anger,lack of self control,over reaction,long throat,wife or husband beating,unnecessary hot temper,etc.
3.too much complaining,over treaking,good story telling habits to the children and wife.
The ministry also highlighted the following symptoms as signs of the advance stage, and as follows
1.talking and constant muttering to oneself while walking.depression,madness, and eventually suicide.
So the ministry of health there by warned the general public to watch out for any possible cases and report the affected persons who has come in contact with the virus to the nearest hospital near you.they also state that early control of the virus in an affected persons are as follows
1.keep every broom away from the persons affected.
2.keep victim away from the noise of sai baba chanters.
keep victim away from any picture that conveys any message from the broom party......
signed perm sec ministry of health.
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets Bisi Akande, Aregbesola & Senator Adeyeye At The Presidential Villa by kaltonga: 9:21am On Oct 17, 2016
Deen77:
But my opinion, if Jonathan perform no media would have stopped his 're-election. Jonathan has d best opportunity but failed don't forget that Jonathan promise one time after completing Ya-Adua first 4 years.
and buhari is really performing a nd the same media has been busy repotting his performances with the economy,the phantom chibok girls, arrange boko haram,shitte/ sunnai,herdsmen, etc
PoliticsRe: Listen To Your Wife, Reps Tell Buhari- Vanguard by kaltonga: 9:14am On Oct 17, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
U don stand with Buhari since AD..

U don stand with Lawan & his group tey tey..

U don stand with Gbajabiamila for time immemorial..

U don stand with Remi Tinubu only God knows when..

U don stand with Tinubu

U don stand with Akeredolu abeg help me ask am ooo

Now again, u still stand with Buhari..

Bro, leg no dey pain you or are these people epileptic that they can't stand on their own??
abeg help me ask the busy body ooo
PoliticsRe: Listen To Your Wife, Reps Tell Buhari- Vanguard by kaltonga: 9:13am On Oct 17, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
U don stand with Buhari since AD..

U don stand with Lawan & his group tey tey..

U don stand with Gbajabiamila for time immemorial..

U don stand with Remi Tinubu only God knows when..

U don stand with Tinubu

U don stand with Akeredolu abeg help me ask am ooo

Now again, u still stand with Buhari..

Bro, leg no dey pain you or are these people epileptic that they can't stand on their own??
PoliticsRe: Listen To Your Wife, Reps Tell Buhari- Vanguard by kaltonga: 9:13am On Oct 17, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
U don stand with Buhari since AD..

U don stand with Lawan & his group tey tey..

U don stand with Gbajabiamila for time immemorial..

U don stand with Remi Tinubu only God knows when..

U don stand with Tinubu

U don stand with Akeredolu abeg help me ask the busy body oo

Now again, u still stand with Buhari..

Bro, leg no dey pain you or are these people epileptic that they can't stand on their own??
PoliticsRe: Listen To Your Wife, Reps Tell Buhari- Vanguard by kaltonga: 9:10am On Oct 17, 2016
HungerBAD:
Nothing here.

The Biased Political right is trying to overflog an already dead issue.

A statement she made without malice,was twisted by the press to make it look she is not happy with a lot of things in this administration.

At the end of the day,common sense will prevail.
od who hmmm God who could be this foolish...ha human being dey ooo
PoliticsRe: Buhari Didn’t Go To Germany For Medical Treatment – Gov. okorocha by kaltonga: 9:04am On Oct 17, 2016
sharpden:
http://www.socialtimesng.com/2016/10/buhari-didnt-go-to-germany-for-medical-treatment-gov-okorocha/

Lalasticlala, mynd44
okorocha say the truth for once, how will you know when you also seize the opportunity to carry out an x-ray on your jaw and brains to know the extent of the ghost slaps on the affected areas...well mr i knew the reason why the cowboy took you is because of your loud mouth, cos i have never heard any of buharis entourage granted an interview after any journey no matter the drama associated with it
Jokes EtcRe: Checkout 'The Other Room' Photoshopped T-shirt by kaltonga: 8:56am On Oct 17, 2016
Bari22:
Bunch of cowards
mr brave man why you know they sambisa na
PoliticsRe: Nimibofa Ayawei's Son, Mientei Burnt To Death With Girlfriend In Bayelsa (Photo) by kaltonga: 8:51am On Oct 17, 2016
dre11:
http://punchng.com/bayelsa-ex-commissioners-son-girlfriend-burnt-death
s Godyou alone knows what we desereve...if only politicans can read between the lines and see the wrath of God for them and the kind of prayers being offerd by the poor by day they will stop being foolish
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by kaltonga: 12:42am On Oct 17, 2016
Progressive01:
Everyone knows 99% of all the noise being made over the president's remark are coming from a particular section of the country, and it is more about the president himself than the substance of his statement.

Weren't these same people the ones who filled the air with criticism and insults over an invitation card that allegedly bore Aisha's name with "office of the First Lady"?? Do they now imagine she deserves or needs such designation??

Where were these voices when a state house of assembly in their region voted against equal rights of inheritance for females just as their male counterparts??

Where were they when Sulivan Chime turned his wife into a punching bag??

Bloody hypocrites without brains. Una never see frustration yet- I pray yall remain in this state of misery for another 16 years to come. Na una go tire.
my frieng go sit down for soakaway...your frog eye god is stil crying go and console him
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Reacts To Buhari's 'Kitchen' Comment by kaltonga: 12:38am On Oct 17, 2016
sarrki:
Okorocha my main Guy

Our future president

God bless Okorocha

God bless pmb

God bless Nigeria
ha o pity you rgeneration if okorocha of all people will be your next president...hmm askimo state
PoliticsRe: Aisha Has Wailer Id Card by kaltonga: 9:53pm On Oct 16, 2016
ndcide:
Which Cabal?

If there's any cabal in government today, Buhari is the head of the cabal.

Are you saying buhari is not aware of The Fulani herds men, who kill without government doing anything, Shia sect Muslims are being killed with state apparatus?

I still wonder why people just want to make excuses for buhari against all odds.

Even with the economy, they same people will still make excuses for buhari. my brother o di kwa egwu oooo

It's not ordinary.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Has Wailer Id Card by kaltonga: 9:51pm On Oct 16, 2016
odogwubiafra:
Lost but found!
hahahahaha welcome to the club ma, please let meknow if you need anything...but wait oo guys una bad sha, una want zombies to commite sucide sha.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Might Be Living On Borrowed Time! by kaltonga: 9:45pm On Oct 16, 2016
EternalTruths:
I was thinking about this issue just this afternoon.


The desperation of Buhari to find oil in the North, is alarming and suspicious.
all of una eyesgo clear very soon...una must regret voting this old rag called bubu
PoliticsRe: Plateau State Government Bans Shiites by kaltonga: 5:23pm On Oct 15, 2016
crosbreaka:
poor reporting.

it is the activities of the IMN (Islamic Movement in Nigeria) that have been banned. not that of Shiites. not all Shiites belong to the IMN in Nigeria. but the IMN is the main Shia group. take example Redeem is a Pentecostal group. NASFAT is a Sunni group. so the religion of Shiite or Shia is not banned. Shia is a worldwide religion or sect/branch of Islam. The IMN is a local group or organization of Nigerian Shia.

anyways, what is the rationale for a christian governor in northern Nigeria joining hands to persecute a Muslim minority? the same persecution that northern Christians complain of, a Christian governor is using the Shiites as punching bag. what a shame! and then when the Fulani/Hausa Sunni beat the hell out of his people in Jos, this same man involving himself in a**lic*ing oppression on the Shia will want others to sympathize with his people.
that explians the northern stooges we have been talking about..they did the bid of there masters like there fellow stooge down south west.

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