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If una buy me plane ticket, ah go come.

bennyraz: which question be dat

You be barrister or solicitor or two in one?

Eze Promoe: Apologies o o o, shebi na guess we dey guess.

lmao, see dis one.

pro01: What are you doing here? We know how much you hate broke guys. you wey sabi date only rich married men.

lmaoo, thunder fire dat your nyash. Married men, ke? Nor be me dem marry?

bennyraz: and who told u it makes them slaves? d man/husband works & provide the needs of the family/wife financially. It would only be fair for the woman to manage d resources and take care of the house. Making sure her husband eats good food instead of going to a restaurant to eat ok.. But i heard, that in other African countries, the woman brings in the income why the lazy man sits at home to cook and eat (is that the defination of a man?) naija men no lazy like other African men o, that's why there's no country u go to in the world and u won't find a Nigerian.. we too much meen.

Did you not say education for women stops in the kitchen? See, thinking. Lol, na slave master mentality be that.

Anyway, I thank Gawd, I am marrying a woman because I cannot handle this kine slavery.

Grievous Bodily Harm.

bennyraz: somalia

cheers

Na lie you lie.

You neba finish answer all questions.

No oo. I don't want to go to prison for GBH.

For the garden egg, I still crack my brain trying to find out why people eat it.

Onnari, you are very creative. Maybe, when I havethe time we can band together and become a duo.

Kandari's fashion brand. Lol

bennyraz: i dey laugh To be sincere, i'm a lawyer

Really? Solicitor or barrister? For which country?

chucky234: Gay club looming on NL with Kandiikane leading the trend,hmmm hope they will not overshadow us all....

You know how we doiiing!

Lool, I was only wondering oo whether the guy knows that hydraulic oil na machine oil.

I think he might have meant another oil that begins with the first syllable but not sure.

bennyraz: it doesn't work like dat in Naija d chick as to cook for is guy/husband o! We naija men like good food and a woman that knws hw to cook wella is a plus to her and family.. And d food as to be sweet

Ha! Naija girls nor sabi betta thing. See, how dem come be slaves for men. I thank gawd oo.

bennyraz: I'm a gynaecologist

Well, you see with that, you don't earn much money instead na free punny all round. A shame.

ogugua88: ^^^ See this one. Don't hijack my thread. Go and create "I Don't Like Yams". I will be there to curse you as yams were sent down from the highest gods.

Lmfaoo, so beans were sent from the lowest gods abi?

@190 Someone said beans and you are here yarning yam. Go open your anti-yam thread.

^^Oga, what do you do and how much do you earn?

Limeone: lol very funny you

That wasn't a joke. That face is my serious face.

You forgot to write what beans can do to your bowels. Ferocious gases

^how much do you earn?

My grandma cooks the best jollof rice with beans(black eye)-yes beans(If you never hear am, go to where jollof rice originated from)

*Takes out binoculars*

I must see stretchmarks on that nyash!!

Lool, that was random and uncalled for so it will have to go.

bennyraz: u knw, no matter hw beautiful, hardworking u are, d way to a man's heart is his stomach. GOOD food. So if u dnt knw hw to cook which i'm sure of. go and enrol in a catering school

Lol, in my family it's the men that cook. So, to get my love, a man has to cook his way to my heart.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Finally someone gets it right. I mean c'mon, what else do I use my Ilekes for?[/quote]As palm wine tapper

pro01: Sad, sad topic. Where do I even begin to comment?

you just did.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]hehehe @ purple curly wig.

She so ratchet!! [/quote]lmaoo.

It's call a classy curly afro wig.

omonori1: May God protect us from brokeness, broke-ass niggas and bitch-ass bitches!

Amiin!!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]My friend, go and make millions for golddiggers like me to chop jorrrrr.

@Kandii

I can't do bald head. If you've got the shape for it, kudos. Only a few can rock it.[/quote]lol, yes I understand what you mean. I have gone bald twice within the past 2 years and I am right now but I wear curly wigs sometimes.

bennyraz: @ week (women's education ends in the kitchen) not 4 a man na.. Abi u no sabi prepare akara

How dare you? How very dare you?

Shollypopz: ^^as long as u knw ur way to d kitchen......
@Kandiikane: lol, i left my pc on this page...prolly why my name was still there

I guessed.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Which one? Time? The bald one? [/quote]Lol, early this year. Yes, it got shorter from that picture I showed you but it's now black.

[quote author=Yeske!]Musiwa works as a cartographer in some office in Canada
pointB, Onlytruth: Politicians
Beaf: Me think he's in politics too
Chino: works in some government office in Awka maybe government house
Shymmex: Peckham street kid living on benefits
Ekt bear: Lecturer
Seun: covert employee of the CIA and mossad[/quote]

So with that 'logic' anyone who is single without any strings is ghetto?