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[quote author=Ileke-IdI]They look ratchettttt lol

I tell ya, naija men will bleep anything with puzzy. . . .

Start @ 1:33[/quote]Lmafaooo!!
You know the chick with the shaved blonde hair reminds me of when I had mine in the same hairstyle. Memories! Mother had to go call pastor for me. lol

yongp: u are a fool.its pple lyk u dat are called gold diggers.u want to rip where u did not sow.

Yes, na. What's wrong in ripping where you did not sow? You can use it to sow your own. Nor be so?

Revolva: @poster

I feel you but that's is thje factor of a typical nigerian girl - them too like money if you are handsome but broke -they won't put their heart to you or be serious , but if you are not handsome but full of blockz -see dem go dey rush you,
In nigeria without money you are nothing what a nation

In the world without money you are nothing.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I see. Teach me, master lol.
I see ya point tho.[/quote]

seedord247: Where mushin dey Lol.

I like tho ghetto jareeee. They dont pretend at all. If they want it, they will tell u and if they dont they wil find some1 for u.

naija girls keeeee. Shey alll those hungty Arrow wey dey atlanta abi houston. . . .

I nor dey carry my beans pass mosqueooo.

How these your ghetto girls look?

So, only a ghetto girl would want it and tell you or hook you up with their mates? Dem be pimps?

@0DB

Gawd damn!! Your dp is another matter, I felt some flutters but I guess being gay is not a choice. I cannot become straight just because of one photo.

[quote author=O.D.B.][/quote]Lol, eat your heart out.

I am queer, proud and here to stay.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]LOL I think we're alike in more ways than you think.
But I've yet to take money from a guy o.
Na dem go dey halla my name when firewood starts burning.
I don't need to feel like I'm obligated to him. . . .and I don't want to have to be nice.[/quote]Ah think say you for change that mindset. Just because you take money from a guy doesn't mean he owns you. It's when your whole life depends on the money that's when he will start thinking he owns you. As long as you show him without his money you are still capable of looking after yourself, then it's all good.

But seriously, you are missing out big time.

lool

You never know.

Abegi! Speak english or broken pidgin.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Be careful my dear. . . .when it comes to men and money. lol.
Esp when you're dealing with a naija men. . . dem go think so dem don buy you [/quote]Lmaoo!

I know, naw. Naija men like money but na me lek money pass. Before they sell me, I would have sold them.

I have never asked him but if he says here is £300, oya, take. Only a mugu will say no, thank you.

Please, don't judge oo. I thought I was dating a broke man(obviously, because he never spent on me) who changes cars every year but I still stayed and complained behind his back. I guess he was testing me and today I am enjoying that loyalty.

He dashes me with hundreds every now and again, I mean, which man who takes their girlfriend out shopping everyday dashes them with hundreds?

Be patient, he might just be testing you.

^^Thank you!


Imagine, they abuse me not knowing that the MD of an international oil major is my husband.

The furrer added shymexx as educated. TUFIAKWA!!

What nonsensical bul----

If I am going all out, when it comes to makeup and my face I have a routine I follow by the book.


I use either simple face wipes or tea tree cleanser and toner with cotton pads to clean and wipe my face.
I usually don't cream my face because it can get oily so I just leave it.

Moving on.
Eyelash-I have fake lashes I buy from ebay but majority of the time I just use Maybelline-the COLOSSAL VOLUM' express mascara(100% black)

I am very rubbish when putting mascara on myself. By the time I finish it's all over my face. I simply just use a cotton bud and just clean everywhere.

Eyebrows- I use AVON's pen brow liner in brown and AVONPRO brow enhancer(it's a gel like substance that blends your eyebrows and defines the brows plus it keeps the liner in all day)


Eyelids- I don't really like bright colour eyeshadows(not that I don't have them) so I usually buy dark colours. At the moment, I use Max factor's smokey eye effects eyeshadow bronze haze. I then use a black liquid eyeliner for the top lids and MUA-intense colour eyeliner in rich brown. I wear this eyeliner on the inner bottom lid. I only wear the eyeliner halfway.

(Wipe off any debris on my face )

Cheeks- Majority of the time I only wear bronzers. I use MUA-bronzer shade 1 or Avon's bronzer on my cheekbones. If I was to wear a blush, I usually wear a bobbi brown blusher I have, it's a reddish/ pinkish colour.

Lips: I use 2true colour drench lipstick shade 4 and then use Avon plump pout lipgloss in pink on top of it. Lol, I don't know why I wear the lip plumper as if my lips aren't big enough but I do. It will be great on you if you have very tiny lips because it irritates your lips and makes them swell up to give you a more fuller looking lips.


I know I did not mention foundation and power, that's because I hardly wear them but if I was to wear them, I use either Mac studio fix foundation and power. If I want a less heavier makeup, I use avon's. Avon foundation looks flawless, it covers up everything without making it look obvious that you are wearing foundation. The only annoying thing is that I don't think it's good for oily skin.

Plus, I know I mentioned alot of avon stuff, that's because my mum's a rep(free stuff ). If you are interested let me know.


Offtopic: I know many of you come on here saying you only wear designers and such and such but to those who aren't phased by the "I only wear designer hype", charity shops and markets are a good places to shop for clothes.

You can find really nice items at decent prices(bags, shoes, vintage). If you are in london, try portobello market or spitalfields market.


The best dressed get their stuff from markets and charity shops not gucci or ferragamo.

Harpesin: U hav said it all...d wil make sense if properly plan ant maximum security shd be provided. Those who were talkin abt fightin are dos who r not mature enof to handle life, I see NL as a family forum, though disagreement do occur but dat does not call for blood sharin...as for me I wish no evil for anyone on NL no matter what cos here I do catch my fun more thn bleepin Rokiatu...

Whether mature, immature or whether we have astronger bond in the spiritual realm, my baseball base will be greeting certain individuals.

HA!!



Shollypopz, you dey sleep for this joint? You never move oo. lwkmd

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!


*Dieded*

shilling: Hydraulic oil? Is this a passed down family secret or something?

lol, please ask am. I honestly think it might be engine oil.

Smiling or not he nor fine.


lol, kaka doesn't either.

Lmaoo, abegi. He nor cute sha. The only appealing thing is his broadness.



lmfaoooo@royal posting a guy that looks like him. Neymar. Only thing missing is the ducklip

ogugua88: ^^ He's kinda cute. He's not handsome though lol.

sand sand dey for your eye? Cute? lol, see how the guy carry hold phone and carry hand. Is he gay?

That thing nor cute, jare. In fact, very wide mouth.

My husband.

lol. .Smh!


Why would they be? They are in the Caribbean enjoying the sun and women. No time for internet.

Lol, and they said women cannot r.a.pe men.

Sad thing, though. Imagine the pain and agony he must have been in before he died.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Ok then drop that. I still think someone hiding somewhere in your family must be responsible for you been gay and even your abnormal feminine organs..abi no bi two u get?[/quote]Lol, your ancestor!

Beaf: Lol! What a hilarious thread!

Ayam late, but hai will leafe mai yown list!

Gbawe: pick pocket
Dayokanu: vulcaniser
OAM4J: NURTW
Tpia: *****
Alj haram: kunu seller
Beaf: Heavyweight Boxing Champ.

With that your pot belly, heavy weight for where? Charley, come on, naa! That potbelly represents the nations money. You be politician.

If you are going to do this, please let me know.

I need to show some people my baseball bat.

my grandma nor come reach dis side but let's talk about your own.

She still alive and kicking?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Haaaaaa! Is your grandmother alive?[/quote]Is yours?