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mukina2: nice nice Mauritania!!!!

narr!!!!

lol

Wait, I miss the country wearing the white haftans.

What country was that?

Mz potato

Aha, I love how there is a black person in the libya's team.


@toba, no.

Gawd damn! Usain sooo tall. Ha!

Gawd! You can see the evil and menace all over him. See the way he was twitching all over.

Are you telling me the carers did not see it or hear the baby crying? One of the carers was right next to them.

[quote author=Okija_juju]That kid is a killer..

My advice,

If its nigeria, take him into an evil forrest and bury him alive.

If its the west, institutionalize him and never let him out until he dies of whatever causes.[/quote]Don't worry, he will probably die from a driveby shooting.

Smoothcrim, don't you get tired of trolling?

Why do you guys do this to yourselves?

I understand what you mean and yes, only a foolish person will post their details on here.

Only lifeless losers would want to stalk someone, talking about them all over the forum(shymexx, ha! )

Lol, but doesn't worry, majority are all chilled people especially me.

Go marry each other, na.

Fricking complainers!

Looool!

I know jare, I was telling you how I had mine when could simply have been a double k.

Mruknaija, don't worry about getting your pictures saved, lol, as long as you are handsome your picture won't be saved.

On a serious note, noone on here has the time to start stalking someone right up to their uni.

Don't take this seriously. It's all fun and games.

Shymexx is an ediot but no one here is going to make a difference in his life. What is being said will only stay on here and not follow him around in his everyday life so no qualms.

We are all here to catch some fun.

Lol, such a pussi, gawd dammit!

^^I agree, by bashing them you are just proving their stereotypes right.

DailyNews: Broke people abound my brother irrespective of mindset...it is even better one tells himself the truth about his financial status, that way, he can define his dream, mission and plans to get there...

Lo, don't mind him. when he goes 5days without food and starving to death, we will hear whether being broke is in his mind.

maclatunji: Are you advertising yourself?

Do not insult my intelligence. I am here trying to give you men pointers on how to get muslim wives and you ask me such question?

pro01: Na only Kandii I want to cane. . No yansh sweet like her own for NL afand I sure say e no get Magun trap inside, unlike some others). We 'broke' guys don suffer. . .lusting after 'luxuries' we cannot afford. I believe in miracles sha.

Lmfaooo!!


*runs away before nairaland police come accuse me of turning here into a red light district*

lool, it's funny how my dream brand name in school use to be kandi couture. All fluffy, sweet and nice.

Lol, no be small ting oo. We go do this.

Lmfaooo! You nor go kill me.

You nor need for rob bank and get just for taste mere kandii nyash(although di ting get gold inside) . So many other women on here will take you even in this your broke condition.

In fact, I recommend ileke. The girl is the one that gives her men money.

Wait oo, so how many women dey go for this thing?

Abi, na men una wan marry?

For the unmarried omen, you could possible meet your future wives in these types of gathering so why not pay for the women's flight ticket.

^^I saw that.

bennyraz: yes.. But i dropped it last month. I'm now a civil engineer

lol, I smell fish.

Bennyraz=419er

pro01: Don't worry, I'm working very hard to become married and rich. . .then I'd come after you [s]I need to sample dat your wrinkle-free lekpa yansh[/s].

Now, it's because of such comments little girls think every nairaland man has sampled the lekpa nyash. Oga, I would have been married by the time you get married and become rich. As, you know, I will have to become a haajaratu.

bennyraz: Oh my lawd! Cooking is slavery 4 a woman? after o-levels, A-levels Bsc/hnd/btech, mba/msc, phd What else for a woman? She wants to get a job and marry, isn't it? Will her Bsc do magic in the kitchen? Or will her Phd do magic on the bed? A woman must knw how to keep her home going that why i said (women education ends in the kitchen). If u hav a Phd and u dnt knw hw to cook, hw do u maintain ur home? Hw do u cook 4 ur children? It's as simple as that.

That's what maids and au pairs are there for. The only thing the maid cannot do is the magic in bed. The woman can do that after a long day's work. The au pair can be a surrogate for your babies.

26 july 12-

Breakfast-10am- Urban fruit dried mangos.