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[quote author=D-Explorer]Persin don tell u b4 say u bi woman? Ok if u no sure woteva dey in btw ur legs na long or flat? Check am now.[/quote]Den say me face look lek woman but me body look lek man.

*looks down*

Well, I see one long thing with two round things and 1 flat thing. Is it normal? Yours be like dat too?

lmao

Idowuogbo: Smoking kills..

Lol so does knife but we still use it.

On a serious note, I am on the verge of quitting.

[quote author=D-Explorer]You bi gay? hehehe, no vex my friend [/quote]Ha! Which vex, ah just bin wan for find out whether you know.

Yes, ehn. The gayest thing that ever landed on nairaland. I pass denrele.

If you wan hook up, just let me know.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Your profile goes 'm' and you claim 'f'. I guess you've identity crisis.[/quote]Question one. Where did I claim female on this thread?

Question two. Na only female strippers you only ever see or hear bot?

Question three. Did you know gays can be joined in marriage/civil partnerships?

Question four. Did you know gays can adopt?

Question five. Did you know the effeminate gay can call himself the mother?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]The woman makes perfect sense.

1) She has money. 350k in savings
2) You're broke
3) She can get you a better job
4) She kept dating you even when you had rags on.
5) Seems like you get more out of this marriage o.
6) She could have asked any of her other rich colleages

Ayam just saying. Love is overrated, think with your head.[/quote]I only came on here to agree with this.

Oh before I forget.

Kandiikane=lawyer by day, stripper by night.


A mother gat for pay da bills.

Billionyaire- subway beggar

Idowuogbo: She b goat! Always bin!

She hates herself for bin so old and crusty.

Chill mama! She ain't worth ur shyte.

I know I should have stopped ages ago but I got too excited.

Blame, the nicotine.(<<<yes mynd, that's what whores do)

[quote author=Mynd-44]Another dumb come back from the boring, stupid, slow, backward, drug induced brain of Mrs Kandikane. You are dumb. Next time you see me take a seat on a fight thread, make it a point to avoid me. I would hate to do this to you again[/quote]Mudafucca, is seated there acting like he has just flogged me around this thread. Nigga, stop forming. I will flog your azz endless times, nor be small ting oo but I will reserve that for flash.

All you kept on saying was what a LovePeddler I was. [size=16pt]SO?!![/size]

Should I run back into the jungle and leave my whorish ways behind because mynd and goldie said I am a LovePeddler with discoloured body!!!

Do I look like I give a phuck? In fact, let me go find davidylan and flirt with him some more.

Bloody Nincoompoops!!


----I'm done. lol

Gawd dammit!!

I phucking hate this, just wen your blood is starting to boil, dem come disappear.

Bast.ards, you are!!


*walks away to go moderate fashion*

Idowuogbo: D biatch always serious!

Always hating on us d young-guns.

I know right!!

Na a jealous goat, imagine how she come brings my looks into a shymexx convo?


P.s, goldie, I am a very nice and humble person. We all joke about on this forum about looks but I never go around bragging about my looks for no reason. I never brag.

I know my mother gave birth to a beautiful woman noone can take that away from me but I am never in your face about it. So, don't tell me I go about praising myself.

I will argue about my looks if any ediot like yourself brings it up.

If you think knowing that you are blessed with goodlooks is a sin, na your own be that.

You say you don't know me but you are talking about me as if I came out of your punny.

It's ok. All, you have to know is my anuz is whiter than your face.

Goldieluks: No need to announce yourself, nobody is interested in your self praised-blindness.
You must be a beauty queen(only in your head) but still, guys avoid you like plague. slip tite puta.

kandiikane: Una, nor wan fight agen? Una, don taya? Have you ran out of things to say?

lol, I still cannot believe goldie's lame azz line.


You are an epitome of a jealous cow!!

You are the type of girl that hates on your pretty 'friend'.

Absolute losers!

Una, nor wan fight agen? Una, don taya? Have you ran out of things to say?

lol, I still cannot believe goldie's lame azz line.


You are an epitome of a jealous cow!!

You are the type of girl that hates on your pretty 'friend'.

Absolute losers!

I am very sane, doctors proved it so.


Azzholes!!

Goldie, I know your whole body is riddled with nasty azz spots. All you need to do was ask me. Although, I am blessed with fine azz skin, I could have still told you what you could do.

I love beautiful people, we don't need ugly things roaming around.

[quote author=Mynd-44]rantings of a demented and psychological deranged f00l.[/quote]Why, na? Why this small line? Fight me, you wanted to fight me, nau be so?

Nincompoops!!

Goldieluks:
ok dream dreams...





night witch bird, classic!!! am out!

Oh, boohoo! Nor go.

Where are you going. If you know say I give myself cheap to nairaland men, you should also know say I am a witch.

[size=16pt]
It's ok that my anuz is whiter than your face, no need to fret.[/size]

Stup!!d mudafuccas, talking as if I only started the forum today and I disappeared and came back with my skin colour.

Goats!!

[quote author=Mynd-44]When that ragged down brain of yours gives you a concrete reply for me, holla biatch. I will be glad to slap you again. For now, I got things waiting[/quote]Waiting for what? Come on, na, fight me. Fight kandiikane the b!.tch! You want to look like a don, so come on, let's do this.


Now, let's go back to my discoloured body?

I laugh in chinese, these bas.tards want to mix my skin with their rotting skin.

Hell naw, it shall not work!!!!

Jealous, mudafucca's.

[quote author=Mynd-44]did you just mention Flash, biatch I said earlier that your brain aint sound. If you want evidence of that, read the contents of this thread and you will see where Flash got his.
And where are you suddenly trying to stall? Are you tired or your cut just wants another horse to have a go at it while you sniff H through your nostrils?
Go for it biatch, we all know that is what keeps you alive[/quote]And what thephuck are you talking about?

lol, see how this 'man' calls me biatch like a complete wuss. Why would you acknowledge it, flash is the only one good for you. You are lame and it's alright, we all know but you need to stop acting like an azzhole.

Goldieluks: Babes, you don't wanna make kanditoto to have a sleepless night, do you?
you know she crave your arse.

You don't worry about me having a sleepless night. This is where I spend my nights so we do this til daybreak.

Goldieluks: Place a cotton wool on your mouth and light it up.
Dumb biitch. You can wrap yourself on a fucking cup and sell it to nairaland for all i care, Duh!

Shut da phuck up, you care oo. For you to be going around saying I sell myself. You phucking care!!

[quote author=Mynd-44]I ignore you because you are insignificant. You are not worth the bacteria the feeds on my shit. But when a rat starts looking into the eyes of a cat then it has to be taught to look away.
Crazy puta, go find a hole and stick your finger into you under like you always do[/quote]Nigga, shut the phuck up!! Lame azz b!tch. You are here opening mouth but when flash comes at you, you act like you got a d..ick in your mouth.



[size=16pt]I don't blame you, it's because my anuz is whiter than your faces.[/size]

Goldieluks:
stop overpowering your brain, its obviously too small to contain your nastiness.

you vex because you think I am nasty, I give myself on a plate to nairalanders?

*dances*
B!tches be hating, nor be small thing oo.

[size=16pt]When will these bast.ards stop taking nairaland seriously? There are far better things in life.[/size]

[quote author=Mynd-44]Seriously? Is this the best you can come up with?
You should shoot your brain for failing to give you materials to hit back with. But I would not blame the brain. After suffering from multiple animal and drug induced orgasms, even a sound mind will tend to fail and yours aint sound, far from it[/quote]Please!! You always ignore me but when I am arguing with someone that when those tiny little wings of yours start fluttering.

multiple animal and Drug induced orga.sms? WTF!! You are so phucking lame!

Goldieluks:
see this 'miss wayward 2012' speaking from her tosser anus. You don't know when to STFU huh?

Clearly, you have nothing better to do, neither have I.

[quote author=Mynd-44]I can see your replies are devoid of both sting and sense why so? Is it because you have not taken your medications or because you can't afford them? I will be around the corner when your malfunctioning under worked brain finishes booting. If you can manage that this century[/quote]What I got out of this=blah, blah blah

You are a lame azz black man, you are always throwing a hissy fit because a chick spilt your milk.GTFOH!!

[quote author=Mynd-44]Hate on you biatch? What's there to hate? Your multiple infections or your discoloured skin? And how am I following you around? Biatch, I don't even know you effing exist until your stupid backside wanted to cross words with me. I deal with more intelligent people not those who walk around looking for pricks to lick, suck and eff[/quote]Lol, nigga shut the phuck up!! Discoloured skin? nigga you must have been high on rainbow. You should look in the mirror and see what we call discoloured skin, with your diseased craw craw body. Abeg!

Seriously though, is this nonsense meant to make me run back into the jungle?

Black feet, black nyash, white anuz, black ears, black scalp. Ok we don hear. You should ask shymexx to send you the photo of my black nyash.

Goldieluks:
But....er...YOU ARE BLEACHED, hehehehe....black feet white bare chest, horror movie.

Yes, black scalp, black ears too. Lol, come off that shyt!

[quote author=Mynd-44]And how is the location of my balls supposed to be any business of yours? My balls don't hang around cheap putas like you. Infact, they run from them because of the infections you carry. That's apart from being a psychotic, hallucinogen induced, cheap backyard, gutter animal LovePeddler.[/quote]Come off that rubbish1 You are a little b!.tch, you are always fighting women. That's why I asked where your balls are because from what I have seen they haven't dropped yet.

Lol, see all this rubbish for me? Awwh, I definitely hurt your feelings on this forum. Seriously though! Grow some phucking balls, even if you can't buy some synthetics ones.

I see you have turned into these b!tches who follow kandiikane around like a bunch of flies but come on.

Hating me won't make a LovePeddler or a disease carrier or make your faces whiter than my anuz.

You can dream though.

who doesn't want to be entertained.

[quote author=Mynd-44]I wouldn't have been offended if it came from you or someone else but she has an history of being a biatch.
Can I share your pop-corn? But if she refers to me again, I am in[/quote]You know I have been called a b.1tch by so many girls in real life, it's nothing new if it shows on nairaland.

It's girls that call me a b!'tch but you are meant to be a man, gawd damn it. Where are your balls? lol