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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 5:10pm On Jun 22, 2022
Felicity001:


Baba na old age and your lapka lapka Corolla cause am no think am that's why I keep telling you drive better car you no gree hear word because of your kokonut Headgrin

You can't fall sick driving a Benz lieye! Ask any Benz user they can relate.

See you even did the 32 trips on a Sunday whereas I did my on a Thursday or so so can you see? Who is the oga here? Look I don't even know how to use the cruise control I just press my throttle pedal and I don't fall sick not for once despite been an AA genotype (does a goat even know what that means?).

So come make I buy Benz give you for rental grin then see how you complete over 45 trips dailygrin

Oshi, omo ale
C'mon get outgringrin

Lmao

The one wey you buy self na gbese you take buy am while I'm here using the cost of your Jalopy to clear motor.

Arindin agbalagba grin

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 5:05pm On Jun 22, 2022
Felicity001:


Lol... And one goat is happy he did 32 trips and still claims to be wisegrin he was even sounding like we are into competition whereas me, Pope and pearl where only discussing where one can get more of short trips.

You this life sense no dey some goat head at allgrin just tell me how short trips discussion take relate to who did highest trip on Bolt? Goat is truly a goat oohgrin

To even make it more ridiculous the one that is still in search of rental, the fake dealer who don't even know how car works came up to tell us about affiliate marketing and even called bike into the discussion, no be juju be that?
If I talk now them go say talk too much.

But me go just dey here dey see how dem take dey mumu themselves dey go

Another daft post. How do you always manage to beat your all time high daft post with another daft post?

I don't care how many trips you do. I was only calling you out for claiming you did 27 trips because of your jalopy benz. That was downright foolish and I had to call you out.

I will not have forgiven myself if I let you go on with those ridiculous thoughts. Only God knows where else you would have said it that would have caused you great embarrassment.

At least, now you know better

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 4:59pm On Jun 22, 2022
Omoapena:


32 trips in a day,
How?

We have 24hrs in a day and it's not possible you work for the whole hours in a day and let's assume you work 18hrs in a day, how many mins do you spend on each trips right from the pick up to the destination and does it mean before you even end 1 trip, you have gotten another through out the day?



Highest trip I've ever done in a day is 15 and that's on Sunday cuz of bonus and not all the trips are even legit cuz the last trip to get the bonus is always me requesting myself.
So how are you guys doing 30tripe upward?

That was in December and they were mostly house to Church, Church to Church and Church to house surge filled short trips on the Island.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:09am On Jun 22, 2022
pope191:


Wow... it must have been a German Corolla grin

But honestly I have a daily target and I don't see myself doing 20 trips to meet up. Even you can tell the difference in your body today from your driving days. Health is key boss

Whole world of difference.

You know that feeling when you'll wake up and you don't just feel like going out, I can't remember the last time I felt it.

I now wake up feeling very energized and ready to go about my daily business

Another thing is, though I have to say I'm not sure if they are related, but I was always falling sick when I drove. There's hardly anytime I went through two to three months without falling sick. Since I stopped, I haven't fallen sick nor felt sick since January.

I have to say that I miss the money sha grin but I'm never going back to it.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:03am On Jun 22, 2022
Glithronix:

Ahhhh. lipsrsealed
These ones should be doing servicing of their cars every week be that ohhh, and daily massage. lipsrsealed
Much respect, boss.

You know its not an everyday thing. I don't think it's possible in any other day of the week apart from Sundays

The day I did that 32 trips, I could not drive the following Monday. I tried twice and went back home each time.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 6:27am On Jun 22, 2022
Felicity001:


Let every goat go and sleep b4 them go thief am oogrin

You know say To steel black goat for night dey very easy so no worry na salt I go out for your mouth now no worry? Make I see weather you go fit cry need meee again

If you're. O more driving then place take the back seat and listen to those who are currently in the field of play because your time has gone pass.

Even if you've to come back to the road again now like this, na we go still couch you if not you go collect Wella

So seatback I be you boss for here, you hear me so??

grin
AKA
The hoodlum

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 6:25am On Jun 22, 2022
pope191:


I hope is not 32 that I am seeing like this... una don turn us to learner like this grin

I'm surprised you don't think it's possible. When I was in one Bolt group, I've seen someone who did over 40 trips in a day in this same lagos. I can't remember if it was 42 or 45.

And he uses a Corolla cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:54pm On Jun 21, 2022
Felicity001:


Don't drag anybody to the field face me man to man

I don knack you 1-0 b4 now you're coming for a rematch

The other time you came with you slave boy donbroswer I beat the both of you

Now you're looking for Pope

Pope are you game talk now or remain silence because I go so beat two of una black and bluegrin

And yet you're the one who has been crying ever since that you can't keep my name out of your mouth.

I had even forgotten you exist till I saw you mention me again. We know who was beaten black and blue simply by looking at who is still crying since that day grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:49pm On Jun 21, 2022
Felicity001:

lieing spirit sebi you say u don hang boot so Sapa don dey tear you apart now now? Lol
See as i.just dey pity your sorry selfgrin

It is well o... Lapka lapka Corolla.
You didn't repair anything in 12months we greegrin

Do well.to share the hours spent as well lets see. Ozuo!

Too much garri don damage your eyes. Suffer no good I swear grin. Ask anybody around you to check the date on the screenshot since your own eyes is no longer functional
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:00pm On Jun 21, 2022
Felicity001:


Untop kick and start? No wonder I changed my kick start yesterday.
If not that your return trip @60k for no reach your handsgrin

It's good when car runs non stop for long hours but not every time kick and start. Ehailing will not only test you as the driver but most especially test the car in all aspects

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 8:55pm On Jun 21, 2022
pope191:


Boss normal car they run from 6am to 11pm and nothing go happen, abeg leave German out of this matter 27 trips in a day. Omo x27

The award for the daftest poster on this thread goes to Felicity. The kind of things that come out of his brain is unimaginable
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 8:51pm On Jun 21, 2022
Felicity001:


I swear down! I never still break that record again...

Na that day I believe my car... Even when I was renting I never had such record and one kanugoat and don won come dey whine himself comparing a German machine with one Corolla.
Rubbishy!

You confirm German machine because you did 27 trips in a day grin. This guy has a very foolish way of thinking

Oya na, let me get down to your level of foolishness. This was what I did in a corolla in a day. How can Felicity compare Almighty Corolla to Jalopy benz

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 7:17pm On Jun 15, 2022
donbrowser:


Why is it me you're telling that?

Where were you when he started the madness and I was telling people to call him to order?

Stop quoting me if I'm the only one you think needs to be talked to. Why are you skipping his username?

He's talking to you because you are a lot more reasonable

The other guy is a frustrated rabid dog. There's no point trying to reason with him.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 5:03pm On Jun 15, 2022
donbrowser:


You don't need to boast of anything again. Everything you've mentioned now is centered on the same thing everyone knows here. What's one thing you've achieved in your life?

Everyone here has your CV and your skills written boldly in them. If you could get a visa today, the first thing your leaking brain would think of is how to get a phone and download a Google map. You're stuck in this life!

That's why a fellow man will wake you up at 2 am to pick his wife up and you will gladly go like a ram led to slaughter. You're even happy to say it's because you've got a Benz that's why a fellow man can call you at midnight to pickup his wife when your own wife needs warmth.

Ah! May God punish your village people. Now I believe what they say about Benin people, they lock your destiny and still lock your sense.

Is it your business whom I vote?

The silly night job that took sleep off your eyes. Did you get up to $50 for it? To say the least?

I said I don't want to boast but I really need you to know while you're running around with your most precious skill for a fellow man at midnight, I will be calculating exchange rate.

Every man's prayer in life should be that they never have to need your help cos rivers or life will flow from your mouth to the whole world about what you've done.

Thank God for Dru again, I'm just imagining how much of house husband and Ẹ̀gbọ́n Àdúgbo you could have been with your wife having to settle dispute here and there. I can really imagine how you park each time to reply me that sits behind a system and may decide to sleep for the rest of day.

I can really imagine.

Now who should get a life?
I haven't met Tinubu from Jack but I assure you even Peter Obi will choose me ahead of you because he already has enough drivers and Benin-ọrẹ skill won't be necessary addition.

Boda Ọdẹ grin grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 5:01pm On Jun 15, 2022
donbrowser:


You don't need to boast of anything again. Everything you've mentioned now is centered on the same thing everyone knows here. What's one thing you've achieved in your life?

Everyone here has your CV and your skills written boldly in them. If you could get a visa today, the first thing your leaking brain would think of is how to get a phone and download a Google map. You're stuck in this life!

That's why a fellow man will wake you up at 2 am to pick his wife up and you will gladly go like a ram led to slaughter. You're even happy to say it's because you've got a Benz that's why a fellow man can call you at midnight to pickup his wife when your own wife needs warmth.

Ah! May God punish your village people. Now I believe what they say about Benin people, they lock your destiny and still lock your sense.

Is it your business whom I vote?

The silly night job that took sleep off your eyes. Did you get up to $50 for it? To say the least?

I said I don't want to boast but I really need you to know while you're running around with your most precious skill for a fellow man at midnight, I will be calculating exchange rate.

Every man's prayer in life should be that they never have to need your help cos rivers or life will flow from your mouth to the whole world about what you've done.

Thank God for Dru again, I'm just imagining how much of house husband and Ẹ̀gbọ́n Àdúgbo you could have been with your wife having to settle dispute here and there. I can really imagine how you park each time to reply me that sits behind a system and may decide to sleep for the rest of day.

I can really imagine.

Now who should get a life?
I haven't met Tinubu from Jack but I assure you even Peter Obi will choose me ahead of you because he already has enough drivers and Benin-ọrẹ skill won't be necessary addition.

Boda Ọdẹ grin grin

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 1:22pm On Jun 15, 2022
morax101:


It’s tricky, with the way things are going I guess Atiku might win the election. He’s bringing Wike onboard as Vice President thereby dividing the South East Votes further with Peter Obi as well and he’s going to win major states in the north and that leave Tinubu with South West Vote and probably some states in the north.

P.S. I am not a political analyst and I don’t have any favorite but what I want for Nigeria is a true federalism not this scam called democracy.

The only part you missed is that Tinubu will get good votes in the North especially in the states with APC governors.

Atiku does not have a cult following like Buhari in the North so don't expect the kind of bulk votes they gave Buhari
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 1:19pm On Jun 15, 2022
donbrowser:

So this is all you could do, run to hide behind pope? I thought you're the greatest bully of all time and will move this thread to 30 pages with me?

If there's no hole in your skull, you should be asking yourself how I've got so much time to reply you if I was running kiti kata like you.

If you're asked to present a CV or achievement at your age now, all we will see is driving from Benin to Ore like you've always claimed.

Stop hiding behind Pope and talk to me like the man you claim to be. I won't brag about anything in this life because it's not by my power. It's grace and I won't allow you tempt me to say things that will make run out of God's favour but we have read all your biography here. From Dru to your loan and various problems you've run into. You shouldn't be the one to try and look down on people.

Just imagine what you would do if you had a fleet like Dru. I have seen you even mentioned you can go so low to insult Dru if he crosses your lane.

I've tried to find out when exactly your brain works and i haven't seen.

I'm sure your kids will grow up to join nairaland one day and call you to confirm if you're Felicity before they jubilate over seeing someone beat their father at stupidity. But guess what they will find out?

cheesy

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 8:58pm On Jun 14, 2022
donbrowser:


Truth is bitter

PDP might have had a little chance if PO stayed. By joining LP, he will end up taking a chunk of votes PDP would have gotten thereby paving the way for Tinubu.

It's as clear as daylight. No need overanalyzing anything.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 7:21pm On Jun 14, 2022
donbrowser:


Many of them are only voting PO because they hate, dislike or don't like Tinubu. Same mistake many or them made in 2015 that has led us to this deplorable state. Instead of showing everything PO did in his state as a governor and what he's intending to achieve, you will see them insulting Tinubu that's doing his home work and making necessary consultations.

PO is only wasting his time, he will not win.

Sad for me to say but Tinubu will win the election.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 7:16pm On Jun 14, 2022
Pearl1910:

Shehu Sani
Ben Murray -Brus
Pat utomi

It's just that the system is at odds with honest people

This Shehu Sani?

https://www.efcc.gov.ng/news/5851-how-shehu-sani-collected-15000-bribe-from-me-victim-2

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:54am On Jun 14, 2022
Stanobel:


Yes am using mtn all i do is put airplane mode then after 3sec remove it again then it will load
And am using operamini and if you think am lieing then try to wait let ur data finish nd when msg cant go again and ya using mtn just put airplane mode then remove it after 3sec the msg will mark or the page ya trying to open will open airtel also has freemode on operamin nd nairaland is part of the free basics i dont know how else to make you all understand how am serious here

Pls anyone that wanna help me should pls help am begging

There is something not straight about your story.

Pearl1910 gave you a lifeline

What I expected was for you to send him a DM with all the evidences you have and we can even have a notable member of this thread visit you to confirm your stories but what did you do? You referred him to a Facebook post by yourself.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 10:25am On Jun 14, 2022
Pearl1910:


Not all politicians are same.

Which one of them is different? Just one

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 2:58pm On Jun 13, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:


We should all be involved in politics o! Cos Las las the people wey dey involved go decide for us. Imagine say Felicity and kanuisagoat and others here are delegates? Tinubu go win? I trust Pope are Pearl Dem no fit fall our hand go dey vote for Tinubu

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All politicians are the same. Do not for a second think that any of them is different.

If I was a delegate, whoever has the highest bid earns my votes.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:16pm On Jun 07, 2022
Felicity001:


No mind that goat of a goat... Na bad belle him be see how childish he is self feeding us with great lies of the century, 1st, I used one breakpad for 8 months, later showed chat of how much mechanic charged for workmanship but he didn't add it b4 oooh yet he said he only spent 50k in 8months.
That's how they come online to decieve people making boost of what they don't have or can do.
Na jealousy dey worry am... Is moniker is kanuisagoat grin na my guy b4 but him don Bleep up and me i don't take nonsense for anybody at all not even from Dru self I'll always speak and stand for the truth even if it means death

You are still crying still from the ass whipping I gave you on Friday.

If I was you I'll be crying too. Poverty don mess up with your life that driving a jalopy 19 year old relic is your best achievement at 40 years. You know what will happen if thief snatch that your jalopy motor, your life don finally pafuka be that.

All the people who met you driving have left you and moved on to greater things while you're still driving and transferring your frustration on anyone who has the misfortune of booking your ride.

I am not your guy, I don't associate with failures.

How's your agric business going by the way? Been a while you mentioned it. I know you've failed at it like every other thing you have ever attempted in your life.

You had a job, failed at it. Used your Honda for Bolt, failed. Set up an agri business, failed. Collected numerous cars for rentals, failed.

Kanuisagoat is not your problem. Get a pastor or Alfa and let them exorcise every demon tormenting you before the story of your jalopy turns to failure like every other thing you've ever attempted in your life.

You can ignore my advice and keep crying all over my mentions, I will be here to remind you when you fail again.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 2:40pm On Jun 05, 2022
dTransporter:


Its Honda Accord.

I guess I'll try to go for wheel balancing n alignment.

Funny thing is that my tyres are relatively still new. Bought them last year all brand new. Although since I changed all four tyres (did the changes in phases though, 2 tyres each), I haven't done wheel balancing n alignment. Only for me to change brake disc n start feeling the vibration.

I'm not surprised

Start with the wheel balancing and alignment first.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 2:10pm On Jun 05, 2022
dTransporter:
Guys,

Please, I recently changed my brake disc for my left back leg. I haven't driven fast since I changed it on Wednesday. Only to realise yesterday when the road was free that once I'm on top speed, say 80-100, my car starts to vibrate.

Could this be an issue from the brake disc? Coz before changing it, I dont experience such even when on top speed. What else can I check?

Appreciate your inputs.

What vehicle are we talking about here? If the vibration is not under braking, I seriously doubt it has anything to do with the work done.

Go for wheel balancing and alignment. If there's anything wrong with your tires or wheel they will tell you.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 11:54am On Jun 05, 2022
We don't need to hustle commission from selling vehicles before making money. cheesy

God don bless us pass that level.

The clearing cost of this baby alone is close to the total cost of our jalopy benz cheesy

No lie, E enter your eye abi e no enter your eye grin

Werey

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 10:00am On Jun 05, 2022
Johnnybegood12:

Are you a
Yoruba or Igbo?

Mixed parents so I guess I'm both. More Yoruba than Igbo though

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:53am On Jun 05, 2022
I also think I need to make something clear

Someone here bought a Volvo the other the other time, If anything has changed from the last time he gave a breakdown of maintenance I'm not sure but from what he told us and what he has spent on the car you can see its decent enough for the job.

I'm not against anyone buying what they can afford.

What I'm against is you coming here to mislead people into buying just because of the peanuts you want to make from commission when you help them source.

To further prove my point, if your car is reliable and you're sure it's reliable, why are you bothered if someone says it's not? Why does it cause you so much pain since Saturday?

If someone says my car is not reliable, I'll simply ignore and leave you to your folly because I know it is.


Obviously, it's because he knows he's not painting the true picture and the peanut he won't be getting from helping people buy. cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:47am On Jun 05, 2022
HernanCortes:


That uber-benz dey show Feli pepper but he will continue to weather it because na market wey im don buy. Meanwhile one other guy has also gone and bought benz-for-uber here too oo

Head of elephant, is not a load wey small pikin fit carrygrin

Now that I think of it, be like the guy get better commission from the car he helped the other guy buy with the way he has been crying since Saturday

I am opening people's eyes so I guess no more commission cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:42am On Jun 05, 2022
Crvrider:


Well, since he drives it himself I really don't think it's a bad choice, the only thing I see here is that Feli was very unlucky with the particular one he bought which happens and can happen to anybody. One thing about German engineering you will admire is that they don't compromise. Need I mention, even if you put this car on rentals and you are lucky to find a trust worthy driver (which is possible), he will still maintain the car as well as you the owner. I won't completely write off that car yet because of what Felicity is going through, however, based on his experience he ought not to have ventured for a converted car.

You just heard it from the man himself. Key fell inside water and he lost 6 days in earnings. At a conservative net of 10k per day, the average corolla or matrix driver whose key fell into the same water would have earned 60k while our jalopy benz owner is still somewhere begging his rewire with 30k to come and fix it.

I have said my own, whoever wants to buy should go and buy. Abo oro la n so fun omoluwabi. Ti o ba de inu re a di odindi

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 9:35am On Jun 05, 2022
The werey is still crying since Friday. cheesy

My bolt earnings for the last 4 months. Try it if hunger no go kill you. cheesy

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