₦airaland Forum

No be BOKO HARAM/SAMBISA marriage?
The bride should wake up and EAT THE CAKE!
Simple!

Now that you know. . . It is no longer CHEATING o!
You are an ACCOMPLICE with express consent!
Please, stop making CYBER-NOISE.
You married him after winning "the prize" in the dating game of SHIARRRRRRING and KIARRRRRRRRING!
Abeg! Comot for road!
Shioooooor!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what is wrong with divorce?
Is it not a part of life?
Especially, in AFRICA. . ..where marriages are to escape POVERTY?

Na all marriage be marriage?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!!

From your pattern of writing, I think you have maximized your potential in life
No wonder you are in the position you are in.
Happy New 2015 in advance!

In your next life, GET A SOUND EDUCATION. . . . .then a job before getting married and procreating like a termite!

Full time house-wife position nor dey reign!

This my BOBO ATIKU na Fashionista Sai!!!!!
Nothing wey e go wear wey nor go fit am!

GOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKU!!!!!!

Walk away!

As you can see. . . . A MAN MUST NOTICE!
Dem dey smell am 24/7!!!!

Hmmmmmmm!
WTF?

No, it is not your fault that you are jobless.
It is in your genes.
Go forth and multiply like your ancestors!

Having to choose between THE CHILD/CHILDREN and YOUR SPOUSE!!!!

Women always choose THE KIDS!
Men. . . . Choose OTHER WOMEN!

Marriage don scatter be dat!

Idowuogbo:
KANWULIA,MAMA O!!!! TWO HANDS UP OOO!!! I CAN COME IN PEACE EE...THE BADDEST,14 in 1 WOMAN, NNE 1 OF NAIRALAND!!! MAMA ABEG COME HELP US MOVE THIS MOUNTAIN OO..NOTHING IS TOO SMALL OOO...BIKO STOP IN WITH YA DOLLARS MAKE WE SHAME THE E-BADU BELLES WEY THINK SAY YOU NO GET HEART.

Na who say I nor get heart?
Let me go to the bank.
I dey come.

Hmmmmmmmm

See SWAGGGGGER?
GOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKU!!!!

farem:
Your idea of "dump the kids" leaves much to be desired. Refuse and sewage are dumped not kids. If you dumped your kids like garbage, you will still come back to pick your 'them'. A Church that opens 6AM for children to come in is doing the bidding of the Lord but when any parent 'dumps' their kids, they may remain 'dumped' except the grace of God. Parents need to BRING their children to the House of God stay with them in body and spirit and no for "Make I for see road"'s tactic.

You nor sabi "the levels"?
Church na free day kia o!
All disi ya "turenchi" na for wetin na?
Is "church" not for making noise ONLY?

SAMBARRY:
lol well jesus will heal her

you know Africans have determined to perpetually depend on oyinbo for every thing including vaccines so I suppose you're right. However we have jesus even if we don't have a developed and civilized health care industry

I guess you are right!
After all, na "the same Jesus" nayim gee am de "disease"! You know the "GOD" of pestilences never ceases to "convert" by force ke!

Glory to him or her always!!!
Amen!!!!

SAMBARRY:
lol . well jesus is the great healer.na malaria she get na

Malaria? AFRICAN man disease! No cure. Dem still dey wait for vaccine ni?

SAMBARRY:
Na my babys nanny house i go when she sick ni. Make e no be say I no show care when she sick since she's taking care of my baby. I pass through the kitchen to enter the sitting room. Girl I no stay there more than 7mins. The wall sef na eye sore.i no even fit drink water there sef

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!
How she nor go sick?
Even "immunity" get limit abi?

I bet you my husband will say. . . .SHE IS A ROYAL PAIN IN THE AZZZZZZZE!

SAMBARRY:
its sp beautiful and clean. I love it. Not like some kitchens you will enter and the whole place is smelling of stove smoke with black stains of smoke on the ground and waste bin under a half broken sink, everywhere upside down in disarray, dirty plates littered all over the kitchen with door half eating by rats and you wonder how some people eat from that kitchen and they don't fall sock

I be neat freak. PSYCHO-CLEANER O!
HABA!!!
Na for whia you sabi de kain pipo wey geti disi kain kisssshenz?

I can never befriend "such", or dare to visit such places!
Once I peep h-insai ya motto once. . . .I get the "idea"!
I nor wan kyop "ABULA VALUS" oooooooooh!!!!

Lai-Lai!!!!

I nor dey cook down dia o. 're-heats' only. I cook upstairs only! Profile pic updated!

I tell you ehn?
Single people aka "best and only friends" have waaaaay too MANY issues I swia!

OP!

You nor go go get ya own motto and fiance?
You wanno struggO for front seat with "couples" till you quench on NL?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!
You too complain jor! :
You must be a feminist!
Many apologies!

We all are. . . .to some extent.
The position just keep "rotating" datz all!
Any problems?
Not at all.
First to QUENCH and LAST MAN/WOMAN standing is the only name of the game of life and death!
Shikena!

Anyone that opens at 6AM to dump the kids dia. . . Make I for see road.
Shiooooooooooor!

PLEASE GO AHEAD!
You need permission from NL?
Or, the fear of "lack of warm toto for winter" dey panik ya blokos ni?
Come back and show me the slap-marks on your face!
(If na me ehn. . . . .I GO SAAAAAAAND ya face gaaaaaaaan. . . . .CALL THE COPS TO CHARGE YOU WITH DOMESTIC-AGGRAVATION/ESPIONAGE!" )
Obviously, ya tin is not SWEEEEEET again.
Time for a fressssssssh "wan"!
Pele mon dia!

SO?

What is the issue?
I SEE NONE!
NOR BE THEIR MAGAZINE?

Only control-freaks would care for sure!
Dem get life?

OP. . . .!

If you all claim to be educated. . . .You would have at least read "TESS OF THE D'Urbervilles"!

IF YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT. . . . Go and read it!
The simple lesson is that. . . .women easily forgive and at least TRY TO MOVE ON.
MEN? NEVER!!!!! Even when they THEMSELVES commit the most HEINOUS CRIMES OF HUMANITY!!!!

You need to tell that woman to face her marriage and STOP TELLING HER HOW TO HANDLE HER LIFE, HUSBAND AND MARRIAGE!

You are a potential WEASEL IN ANY FAMILY!!!!

You need to learn to mind your business and STOP MEDDLING for a hobby or profession!

Thanks!

Mehhhhhhhhhhn!
These are a bunch of MARITAL NOVICES with SINGLE BIZZZZZZZY-BUDDIES as so-called friends!

OP! You need to stop pressuring this woman to do the UNTHINKABLE. . . . and LEARN TO FACE YOUR OWN LIFE!
Na the stooooopid pregnant "wife" I blame o. WHY SHE DEY TALK TO YOU?

There is a VERY, VERRRRRRRRRRRRY, VERRRRRRRRRRRRY, VERRRRRRRRRRRRY good reason why IMPORTANT DISCIPLINES SUCH AS PHILOSOPHY, PSYCHOLOGY, STATISTICS, SOCIOLOGY, WORLD History and WORLD Literature remain AS MANDATORY ELECTIVES in ANY undergraduate level of study IN ANY PART OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD!!!

CHRISTIAN/ISLAMIC RELIGIOUS STUDIES DO NOT EXIST AS ESSENTIAL SUBJECTS OF STUDY IN ANY PART OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD. . . . . .EXCEPT IN AREAS OF THEOLOGY! Because, they are mainly IRRATIONAL, BRAIN-WASSSSHING SUBJECTS AND EMOTIONAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATIVE TOOLS FOR CON-ARTISTS AND HYPNOTISTS!

With liberal arts, you have great opportunities to get the MOST BASIC EDUCATION ABOUT HUMAN NATURE, AND CAN ALWAYS PREDICT THE CONSEQUENCES OF ANY ACTION/REACTION IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES!

SAMBARRY:
Your kitchen on your profile picture looks so homely and inviting. The picture on your fridge too looks like a sweet and calm lady but on nl your personality conflicts with your calm looks. What happened ke

You should know I am VERRRRRRRRRRRRY calm.
Until I encounter "weasels" on and off NL!

That is my GEORGIA "country-bear", basement kitchen!(My private living quarters. . . . . .no barry dey h-enter dia but ME!)
Thanks!

fx45:
The late Stella Obasanjo I should think is an Igbo woman

The late STILL IS?
Really?

HEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
REUBEN HMMMGBATI sabi write sha!
Too bad JONATHAN kinnot read!

Yeah!
With your PAST History of cocaine-pushing!

satley:
You're correct. But this is also our Best Shot at Creating The Nigeria we all Craving for.

Goodluck!