₦airaland Forum

This one go tough o!
Amnesty international.

Dear "Oby". . . time to keep your 'HISPANIC' promise!

Hey!

The day I mistakenly entered an aunt's neighbor's residence through a side gate and was greeted with the barking of some huge dogs coming out of the house. The neighbor shared a fence with my aunt and I went in through the WRONG side gate!
When I got into the neighbor's back yard. . .the gate closed behind me and I realized I was in the WRONG HOUSE!

Let me just say. . . I HAVE NO RECOLLECTIONS how I got out of that compound IN A FLASH!

The only thing I remembered is I was safe in my car.

Chai!!!!

Diarrrrrrrrrrris godiooooooo!!!!

Today. . . my husband told me that I have 'mental problems'.
It is not the first time I have heard such nonsense from him.
My siblings have told me MANY TIMES that I am not normal.

At work. . . they refer to me as 'the kray-kray'. . .(short for LOONEY to avoid lawsuits )

On Nairaland kwa nu. . . I have read the same 'kray-kray' gist many times.
How do you define 'a crazy' family member?
Since I am a bonafide NL family member. . . . with 7 years of 'blissful' existence without h-enemies on NL. . . .

WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW THAT I AM A 'KRAY-KRAY'?

Is a difference in 'personality' the same as being a crazy person? DO WE ALL HAVE TO ACT ALIKE LIKE ZOMBIES?
Not that I am bothered in the least. . . Just thought I'd ask sha. . . just to get an understanding what the 'crazy gist' is all about.
YOU MUST HAVE PROOF. . . by my thoughts. . .actions or WORDS on NL. . . then the necessary 'RECOMMENDATIONS' can be discussed!



Have a happy holiday season. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fz2nOVvsYs

Any marriage ceremony for h-insai bible?

All we read is that:

He "took her" and "he lay with her" and "he knew her"!

Local tins!

But you should understand that the dude is chopping "congo-meat" in London for papers na!
He don dey "sharpen" penso inside one OLD, white, fat woman for yonder.
Abeg face ya life!

SAMBARRY:
You're sitting on a ticking time bomb of 20something years time that will soon explode on your face




that's what happens when you think with your phenese




I have nothing else to say.chief mrs kanwulia come and put mouth o

Errrrrrrm,

You know say na only poor dudes fit cry this kain cry.

Abi you don hia women dey fight for TU BABA im palace?

Na for this day and age women dey open TOTO to take phock poverty?
Nansenzzzzzzze.

Errrrrrrm,

The only problem is that: NA ME GET THE HOUSES O!

My husband is SUPER GUILTY of this. . . .VERRRRRRRRRRRRY ANNOYING!!!!

Because they were BORN DISHONEST!

A classic sign of YAHOO-YAHOO life!

Never to be TRUSTED!

*read more for what?. . . na only thread title i read o! shioooor*

I only gained weight after I left Nigeria.

Outside Nigeria. . . na to battle weight gain!

Mehn! I looked like all those 'hungry-scruffffffffffffy-looking' NL pageant contestants in Nigeria.

Poverty na weight loss I swear!

Sounds like the life history of 90% of NAIRALANDERS!

"SAUCE" Please?

Love in AFRICA. . .for AFRICANS. . . .by AFRICANS!!!!

LWKMD!!!!!

Gang don go sleep for page 2?

After 23 years of marital 'staleness'. . . WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO LOSE?

An old 'blokos'?

Na now cheating dey sweeeeeeeet oooooh!

After your children. . . TIME TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE!

Oh gal. . . YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT!

Na Uduaghan azzze e do o!

Any body from APC yet?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

The WEST BETRAYS JONATHAN AND THE EAST AGAIN!!!

I do believe they are MEN. . .
Not women!
They have absolutely nothing to lose pulling each other down.
When last did you hear OBJ'S VOICE?

No. . . OBJ HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON.
He berra keep shut. . .or head straight to BRIXTON JAIL!

I would not really givvadamn. . . . !
He knows it too!

If the woman tink say she don jam jack pot. . . make she 'jump h-enter'!

If the 'husband' has found 'true love'. . . . .my doors or windows ain't locked either!

Not really threatened by another poohsie. Never been!

Na 'both of dem' wahala be dat i o. . . Not my consain!!!

Husband na 'trophy' for MGBEKE women ONLY!

berem:
I noticed you are an Atiku fan. Lol!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT MAN!
Ever since he was OBJ'S VP.
So polished.
He ALWAYS handles himself and family WELL!

Check out his taste in women. . . AND CLOTHES!

The man is tooooooooo musssssssssssh!!!!!

He has got A LOT OF CLASS!!!!

I can't say that for up to 10 Nigerian/African men for sure!

You have spoken well DADDY!
Don't mind OBJ!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

I love you SAI!

Who say ABOKI nor dey go "SUKU"?

Say dem nor like school nor mean say dem nor FIT GO SCHOOL abi?

BUHARI. . . . .MOVE INTO YA NURSING HOME PLEASE! Thanks!

Well!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKUUUUUUUU!!!!

Nor lose to that ILLITERATE, FISHERMAN AGAIN O!

Who is gonna be ya FIRST LADY?

Dem don "return" forms too for ya palace?

These BOKO NAMAS of the SOUTH-SOUTH!
ILLITERATE/EDUCATED agberos!
Twa!

Hmmmmmm!
CHRISTIAN TERRORISTS OR SOUTHERN NIGERIA PLC!!!!

PDP is the party for STARK ILLITERATES!!!
APC is the party for GANJA WEED!

Either way. . . . NIGERIA remains phocked in the AZZZZZ!

Ribadu nor see disi wan o!

I would be concerned myself!
An 8 year-old should be MORE THAN CAPABLE bathing HERSELF!
Unless she is invalid!
Then, may the "gods" protect her TOTO from BOYS AND MEN of THE CHRISLAMIC WORLD!