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FamilyRe: Bianca Is Greedy, Ojukwu’s Relatives Tell Court by Kanwulia: 8:28am On Oct 25, 2013
Lessons in life!
If you wanto marry a husband, NEVER YOU MARRY A WAKA ABOUT OOOOOoooooo!!! cheesy
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Stop Taking Care Of Themselves After Childbirth? by Kanwulia: 8:11am On Oct 25, 2013
Post PARTUM DEPRESSION IS REAL! kiss
Is is not easy. . . .
FamilyRe: How Do I Deal With My Anger Issues by Kanwulia: 8:09am On Oct 25, 2013
First, you need to find out why you are always aggressive.
It might be a hormonal problem or a PSYCH problem.
Domestic violence? Check!
Single Parent Family home? Check!

Search your self! Then seek the right kind of help! SELF-THERAPY!!! kiss
PoliticsRe: PDP Exonerates Atiku, Baraje, G7 Governors, Others From Facing Disciplinary Comm by Kanwulia: 7:59am On Oct 25, 2013
Oh dia!
I was really looking forward to that!
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
Who born antelope? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Oduah’s ‘tolerable’ Corruption by Kanwulia: 7:54am On Oct 25, 2013
Look who's talking. . . .writing 2 ?

Nigeria. . . the COMEDY OF PRE-HISTORIC ERRORS! grin
FamilyRe: What Can A Man Do In This Situation? by Kanwulia: 7:48am On Oct 25, 2013
Nairalanders don begin dey tok true!

Mu he he he he he he he

Very good!

OP. . .nothing do you o! All wives become SISTERS after a while. . .and all husband become BROTHERS.

It does not mean you love your spouses ANY LESS. . . THEY JUST DON'T LIGHT YOUR FIRE. . . . like they used to. . .especially after children and the aging process. Familiarity also breeds contempt. . . very natural. kiss

Now, people use all kinds of 'BOJU-BOJU' tactics including the 'BIBLE' and the 'HOLY GHOST INCANTATIONS AND VISITATIONS' to deceive themselves that a 40 year old blokos looks as gooooooooooooood as a 20 year old one! wink

I have never attempted such 'powers'! cheesy

You have options. . . but your spouse will always have a problem with ANY of them. You may plan to remain IMPOTENT for the rest of your life or invest in some of those HOLY-GHOST powers aka SPIRITUAL VIAGRA. . . . that can change your wife's poohsie TO LOOK AND FEEL like that of the VIRGIN MARY'S all over again.

Either way. . . you have reached the point of NO RETURN. . . and SATISFACTION CAN NEVER-EVER be guaranteed! ALL YOU CAN DO IS FAKE IT! kiss

I wish you good luck!!! grin
FamilyRe: Should Alimony Be Practiced In Nigeria by Kanwulia:
When women are becoming bread-winners all over Nigeria? grin
That would be interesting!

Only 10% of Nigerian men are breadwinners o!

They are already paying 'groom's price' AND PALIMONY to keep 'em lazy niggers to answer MRSes!

Shior! grin
FamilyRe: Parents, What Would You Do If This Was Your Son? by Kanwulia:
Nothing of course! He is obviously the 'Parent' not the child.
After all. . . the apple does not fall too far from the rotten tree.

The woman nor get 'motto'. . . so na bus be her level?
She fit 'phock' born, but nor get money to buy motto? cheesy

Me sef go vess as im pickin too.
She must be really SHAMEFUL. . .prolly having seXXX in one of those their face-me-I face-you LONDON GHETTOID council flats showing her nyansh to her son and other SHAMELESS ACTS SOME BABY MOMMAS engage in to breed such AN ANGRY CHILD. . . ABANDONED BY HIS FATHER too!

WETIN SHE DEY DO FOR BUS? grin

JUNGLE RATS!

Abi you see 'PRINCE GEORGE' for h-inside bus? grin

SERVES HER AZZZZE RRRRRRRRIGHT! The pikin go soon turn FULL-FLEDGED LONDON-YOUTUBE-TERRORIST CHOP OFF HER TOTO FOR YOUTUBE KE!!!

To born pickin na de easy part. . . to train am nko?

ANGRY PARENTS BREED ANGRY CHILDREN. . . .Simple! YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW! kiss
FamilyRe: How Old Do You Really Look? by Kanwulia: 7:16am On Oct 25, 2013
As gooooooooooood as I feel! cool

30 years younger! Hallelujah! cool
FamilyRe: Marital Rape by Kanwulia:
Foreign concept in my family lineage. . . I don't know of such women and men in this kind of PRIMITIVE 'network'!
I pray I never! kiss

Mgbeke-Alatika life! TWA!!!!
That man will die in his sleep for sure!
Shegey!!!

Please, this is 2014 almost. . .not 1014. Let the 'villagers' remain 'villagers' AND EMANCIPATE THEMSELVES FROM MENTAL AND SPIRITUAL SLAVERY. . . .STEP INTO CIVILIZATION!!! kiss
FamilyRe: Do You Lock Your Masters Bedroom? by Kanwulia: 7:13am On Oct 25, 2013
ONLY IN NIGERIA. . . ! kiss
FamilyRe: How To Care For A Female Child by Kanwulia: 7:00am On Oct 25, 2013
How can you raise a GOD-FEARING anything in SATAN'S KINDGOM of sin? grin
If you wanno live like GOD. . . you may have to die like Jesus Christ and visit HEAVEN where such DREAMS come true! kiss
Fact! wink

Female children should be raised in one way only. . .TO LOVE AND RESPECT THEMSELVES. . . FIRST! No body else!!! kiss

As for the 'GOD-FEARING' component?. . . We can't all be HYPOCRITICAL BELIEVERS OR UNBELIEVERS abi? grin

Hallelujah for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee will!!!!! cool
PoliticsRe: BMW Car Scandal: Anti-corruption Network Gives Stella Oduah 72-hour Ultimatum by Kanwulia: 9:29am On Oct 18, 2013
Chai!!!
Woman done suffer for Naija!!!
How much did ANENIH or OBJ steal in office?

Where was Dino THE IBIDAPO BINGO to make noise then? undecided

Over to GEJ! COME OVER TO MACEDONIA and save ya galfren o!!!! grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian 11-year-old Girl Becomes Ambassador In Tanzania by Kanwulia: 3:20pm On Oct 17, 2013
Not exactly sure if I need to be happy, sad or embarrassed. undecided
Reading this with mixed feelings and emotions. . . .

. . . . .still wondering
. . . .till then
. . .no comment kiss

My 24-hr full time employment on NL just ended. BACK TO WORK. . . TODAY IS PAYDAY. . .AND TOMORROW TOO!

Time to balance my bank accounts. . . and CLEAN UP MY HOUSE!

*logging off* cool
FamilyRe: After Education, House, Car And Children. What Else Do I Need In Life? by Kanwulia:
STAY EMPLOYED TILL YOUR RETIREMENT. . .
Your children will need to be educated.
Your grand kids too!
What financial legacy are you leaving for them in case of the UNTIMELY?
Do you want them to become destitute without planning for their future?
Your job is not over! It has only just begun. kiss
FamilyRe: Please I Need Advice On What To Do! by Kanwulia: 2:49pm On Oct 17, 2013
Santi19: @Kan what would you have done as a 17yr old boy?, and i don't stay in the house alone, my mum had a large family so one of my uncles is staying there for now.
You still have not answered the question.
What do you need money for?
What kind of financial difficulties are you facing as a 17 year-old?
OK. . . your aunt has kept the money meant for your education?

It is unfortunate that you lost both parents.
But selling off your parents assets is the wrong move. . .because you are going to have no fall back when you really need it.

You are pretty much in a predicament many NIGERIAN children face. It is very unfortunate.
I don't know what it feels like to be without parents at 17. It is unthinkable. . .especially considering the kinds of uncles and aunts I would have had to deal with on BOTH sides of my family. Life would have been extremely MISSSSSSSSSSSSERABLE.

You are in a tough situation. . .I hope someone who has scaled through such a predicament can help you.
I never did, so I can't.
All the best. kiss
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by Kanwulia: 2:36pm On Oct 17, 2013
kolamilan: you deserve a double e-slap for spewing this rubbish.
YOUR MORRRRRRRRRRRRRA AND FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA!!!! kiss
Prove me wrong! wink
You 'Hypocritical Closet Phockaholics'! kiss
Awon-Assssssssshawo-OSHOFFA-DEEPER-WELLS!!!!!! kiss

How did your former 'atarodo-seller' under ALHAJI MASHA bridge become DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE? wink
PoliticsRe: 64 Million Nigerians Suffer From Mental Illness-expert by Kanwulia: 2:22pm On Oct 17, 2013
More than one-third of the population.
Like NAIRALAND. . . like NIGERIA!!!
Blame una GOD! grin

Stale news sha!
PoliticsRe: Rebel Govs Set To Dump PDP For APC by Kanwulia: 1:50pm On Oct 17, 2013
From frying pan to HELL FAYA! cheesy
FamilyRe: Where Did Her Libido Go? by Kanwulia:
Very natural and I love it!
I can actually look at a man and forget he has a PEHNIS!
Shakara don h-end!
Gooooood riddance!!!
The benefits are numerous. cool

Sleeping on my own bed without a man in it is soooooooooooo refreshing!!!! cool

I can only get in bed with a guy for ONLY A LOT OF MONEY. cool


Can't remember the last time I got HORRRRRRRNY without thinking real harrrrrrrrrrrrd about it!!!

I can actually get dressed to look good for MYSELF without thinking of a MAN!!!
It reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally feels good!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! cool
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by Kanwulia: 7:34am On Oct 17, 2013
Only SOYINKA. . .THE 'ASSSSSSSHAWO MRS' was phocking TINUBU FOR AGES. . . AND STILL SUCKS HIS DINGY DONG once in a while to REMAIN in that office as DEPUTY. . . NA LIE?

NOR BE TINUBU PUT HER FOR DEPUTY GOVERNOR POST TO FASHOLA? grin

Over to ODUDUWA PEEPS! grin

Time to confess!!! wink
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by Kanwulia:
Na who jump for my front? undecided. . . Abeg clear jor!!!! angry
Wey better post? kiss

hardbody: That woman's husband will be screwing those babes behind the stage. She had better step up her game and stop whinning.
I was about to write that!

Allaaaaah be praised!!!! grin


[img]http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/thumbnail.php?file=ORELPOE_323669750.jpg&size=article_medium[/img]

https://img.naij.com/n/0c/6/lagos-state-deputy-governor-mrs-adejoke-orelope-adefulire-360x225.jpg

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

See as the woman FUGLY. . .AND BLACK LIKE ONE IJEBU-MONKEY-FARM-PRODUCT WITH MAKE-UP ON? cheesy

THE DEPUTY GOVERNOR IS VERY UGLY! FACT!!! SEE HER 'PIG NOSE'? cheesy


DID SHE NOT TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES TO BE DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE? Nor be HIGH-TECH ASSSSSSSSSSSSHAWO WORK SHE TAKE PHOCK TINUBU REACH DEPUTY POST? grin DID SHE PHOCK WITH HER CLOTHES ON? cheesy The HYPOCRITE THAT HAS BEEN PHOCKING TINUBU FOR AGES! EWU IYANYAN HYPOCRITE! kiss



Still on the CIVILIZED PART OF THE WORLD!!!! kiss
YES!!!! SHE DANCES NAYKED!!!! IT IS HER CHOICE AS AN ADULT FOR SHEER ENTERTAINMENT!!! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeHPQmDP2rA&list=RD02IEy3WtmWFdY



Nuuuudity is an expression of art. . . GET OVER YOUR PRUDE SELVES. . . YOU PSYCHO RELIGIOUS PERVERTS!!!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by Kanwulia: 6:56am On Oct 17, 2013
Amefrica: cool...And she hasn't seen Miley Cyrus yet. undecided
No mein the BUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH WOMAN!!!!

Here it is jare. . . as she TWERKS the 'WRECKING BALL'!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

LOVER-LY!!!! cool


Look im PAPA O! HER FATHER IS ALIVE!!! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc


Better FINE people wey chop belle full never preach 'morality'. . .e come be 'HUNGRY', SADISTIC, NIGERIAN NIGGERS AND NIGRESSES who grew up as 'semi-bassards' in POLYGAMOUS RANCHES! Ha! Degradiing womanhood ko. . .

WHEN 90% OF NIGERIAN FATHERS ARE DEAD-BEATS! cheesy

How ironic! grin

[size=20pt]SEE THEM TOGETHER! WEY UNA OWN PAPAS? [/size] grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_I38EaiK0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYrT-LMXgKU

Abeg. . . if you really wanno stop degrading womanhood. . .YOU NIGERIAN DEAD-BEAT FATHERS SHOULD STOP ABANDONING YOUR CHILDREN. . .ESPECIALLY YOUR DAUGHTERS TO BE DANCING FOR IYANYAN TO PAY THEIR SCHOOL FEES AND TO FEED YOUR AZZZES AFTER ABANDONING YOUR FATHERLY DUTIES!!!! kiss



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEy3WtmWFdY

AFRICANS. . . WHERE ARE YOUR OWN FAMILIES? wink
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Forced Me To Say Bellview Plane Was Bombed: Ozoka by Kanwulia: 6:38am On Oct 17, 2013
Too bad we live in a place like Nigeria! cheesy

What a HELL-HOLE!!!! grin

Thank you 'MR. PARROT'! kiss

2 years from now. . .we shall learn of ODUAH'S cover-up too! kiss
PoliticsRe: Should President Jonathan Be Blamed? by Kanwulia: 6:35am On Oct 17, 2013
All this wan nor consain me o!
Even 'US GOVERNMENT SHUT-DOWN' nor affect my pay-check!
E come be NIGERIAN POLITRICKS!
Please, continue to entertain me on my day off. . . work starts back tomorrow!!!
MY H-AGNOSTIC GAWD BLESS H-AMERICA JARE!!!! cool

Phock Nigeria and NIGERIANS! kiss

Shioooooooooor! cool
PoliticsRe: Aviation Ministry Confirms N255m Vehicles Purchase For Oduah by Kanwulia:
Nigerian FEMALE POLITICIANS can NEVER get away with half of what their male counterparts can!
Welcome to NIGERIAN PHOCK AND DUMP politics for NIGERIAN FEMALES WITHOUT HUSBANDS!!!

Mu che che che che che che che

Assssshawo go soon retire for 'SPAIN'! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Associated Airline Crash: Agagu's Coffin May Have Caused Crash - Analysts by Kanwulia: 6:03am On Oct 17, 2013
Hmmmmm!
He must have been a very PHAT MAN! shocked
PoliticsRe: Aviation Ministry Confirms N255m Vehicles Purchase For Oduah by Kanwulia:
https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/news-page-images-480-wide/page_images/news/2013/MINISTER-OF-AVIATION-STELLA-ODUAH.jpg


What is this HIPPO look that is reigning with NIGERIAN WOMEN THESE DAYS? grin

Chai!!! See TRIPLE-WIDE-LOAD-IGBO nose? cry

See GORILLA EYEBROW? shocked If her 'UPPER IWEKA ROAD' bussssssssshy like dis. . . no telling how her 'LOWER IWEKA ROAD' aka 'MAIN MARKET' down below go be! ONLY KING-KONG can fit to h-enter dia AND COME OUT ALIVE WITH MAJOR SCRATCHES OOOOOoooooooo!!! Hmmmmmm!!!! She dey forbid 'razor' or 'wax-job' for her village? Kei!!!! cheesy

Dis woman LOCAL DIE!!!REAAAAAAAAAAL MGBEKE F'O'RST-CLASS LIKE DAME PATIENCE!!! cry

All these retired pure-water sellers/HAVARD-sponsored granduANTS/MINISTERS don taya me o! cheesy

Is this a corpse lying-in-state or a live creature? undecided NA WETIN SHE RUB FOR FACE? Even MAC powder dey tia race from her face!

What a sight! grin

Na her face dem take do JABBA THE HUT for 'THE RETURN OF THE JEDI'? shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SasOZMFW8YA
FamilyRe: Bullying Make African Kids Stronger But Kills The American Kids: Why by Kanwulia:
Because NIGERIAN KIDS love aggression! THEY WERE CONCEIVED, BORN AND RAISED WITH AGGRESSION!!!! kiss

AFRICAN KIDS ARE BATTLING HUNGER AND POVERTY!!! kiss
No ELECTRICITY. . . .SHYTTING IN BUSHES AND WIPING THEIR AZZZES WITH ELEPHANT GRASSES!!!!

You wanno bully JUNGLE BUNNIES OF AFRICA? grin

Ha! Make NL gang try dem luck ke!
We go see who go COMMIT SUICIDE F'O'RST! grin
Mu che che che che che che che!!!

Such a beautiful girl. . .bullied by extremely UGLY AND HATEFUL CREATURES ONLINE?

She must have lived a very sheltered life. . . . cry

E BADU E BELLE AND E JOLOSI FULL ONLINE I SWEAR! ALL BECAUSE OF CYBER BLOKOS!!! TUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIAKWA!!!! cry

The fate of little girls WHO GREW UP WITHOUT FATHERS AT HOME!!! OR IN POLYGAMOUS RANCHES ALL OVER AFRICA!!! LIKE ONE NAIRALANDER IN THIS FAMILY SECTION THAT JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF PEHNIS ON NL. . . TUFIAAAAAAKWA TO THE HIGHEST POWER!!!!! kiss

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! TRY YA LUCK. . . .MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA UNA GO QUENCH ONE BY ONE. . . GUARANTEED!!! cool
FamilyRe: How Passionate Are You About Your Wedding Ring? by Kanwulia: 5:01am On Oct 17, 2013
How many have I lost? undecided
I have wedding rings in sets of replacements!
No feelings attached. THEY CAN BE REPLACED AFFORDABLY. . . .I love my man. . .not the ring o!
I ain't spending any fortune on any ring. . . .

They only cost me about $100 for 12 at a DUBAI outlet mall! kiss

No! My pweeeeeeety nails ain't fake. . .make una chop well abeg! cool

I dey wear my ring to work o! IT IS SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY!!!! cool

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