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In conclusion:

Dear OP!
Take us back to the beginning. Did you marry a TuFace IDIBIA?
If no, your husband's affairs have nothing to do with you! He is a free being. YOU HAVE A CHOICE TO STAY OR LEAVE. I am NOT HERE TO SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU! You are NOT a victim. Don't come to NL and play the victim YOU ARE NOT! Leave!!!

If you married a TUFACE of or any of PSQUARE BROTHERS kind of a husband, you need to sit there and rejoice with your trophy husband! You WON THE GOLDEN GOOSE!!

Shut up and LAY MORE EGGS!

*2:30PM! Time for the gym, then off to work*

*All follow-follow topics CLEARED, all cookies cleared*

4. This is the part that kills me!

One question for you.
WAS YOUR HUSBAND FAITHFUL TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE DATING? Were YOU totally MONOGAMOUS AND FAITHFUL

OH! You became 'born-agains' after eating the 'forbidden-fruit' huhn?

You both took 'vows' right? When you took those vows, did you REALLLLLLY believe in them? MOST MEN WERE ALREADY CHEATS WHEN THEIR WIVES JUMPED IN WITH THE HELP OF A PREGNANCY-TRAP, PASTORS OR BABALAWOS to claim the gigolo or P.I.M.P as A WINNNG TROPHY!

The men NEVER CARED FOR THEIR AZZZZES IN THE FIRST PLACE!

So why cry when the men are still what THEY WERE when the women DESPERATELY jumped in wide eyes WIDE OPEN?


Finally!
YES! You are asking too much for 100% faithfulness OR commitment from YOUR HUSBAND!!! You are NOT THAT SPECIAL, because OBVIOUSLY, you have NEVER EARNED IT AND NEVER WILL!!!

Tough darling! What DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER A MAN besides opening your hot legs and breeding like a GUINEA-PIG?

Any MANGABEE-MONKEY can do JUST that dear!

WHAT ARE YOU? If you claim to be a wife, START BY EARNING YOUR SELF-RESPECT FIRST!

3. If you feel betrayed or hurt by your husband wandering pehnis, it means YOU ARE INSECURE. Was it your fault that he decided to default on his matrimonial duties? IF YES, you are guilty as charged! You deserve WHAT you got AND MORE!!!! Serves your azzzzze RRRRRRRIGHT!!!!!!


SOME WOMEN ARE SOOOOOO GOOD AT BEING IRRITANTS in their matrimonial homes! Nothing DRRRRRIVES a man further away from his home than a cantankerous, FISH-WIFE!

If NO, you should NEVER lose sleep over your husband's affair.
You only sit back, DIE ON THE INSIDE ONLY. A man that really loves you KNOWS WHEN AND WHERE YOU ARE HURTING, even when you are FARRRR AWAY FROM HIM!!! If he does not feel your pain, you have lost the MOST IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR SPIRITUAL MATRIMONY! Such a man/woman can KILL you without a pang of guilt!

He has made a choice, LET HIM GO!!!!!

2. Men are not built to be MONOGAMOUS. They are PHYSICAL BEINGS! Women are EMOTIONAL BEINGS, and are more MONOGAMOUS when they fall in love! The fact that a man cheats on you does not mean he DOES NOT LOVE YOU! It is your reaction to his affairs that would make him stay or leave you. If you NAG him, the other woman wins! If you ignore him, you win!!!

A man that truly loves your azzzze will not make noise about it. If he does, HE IS TRYING TO CONVINCE HIMSELF not you!

Love only shows WITH MORE ACTIONS AND LESS WORDS, like OLIVIA POPE AND FITZ GRANT!!!

1. Cheating is VERY NORMAL FOR ALL MEN!!! If they do not cheat with their bodies, THEY SLEEP ONLINE AND SUPER-CHEAT WITH THEIR MINDS!!!!

The "craftiest" ones aka EMOTIONAL-SCAMMERS will even give you ALL USER-IDs and PASSWORDS so they can be jeeerrrking-off behind your moo-moo azzzze while face-booking with others with YOUR WOR-WOR happy face with "GORILLA-TEETH" and all on their profile pages!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

charleymed: really?....why do you think so?

Have you found the babe yet?
If you haven't, it only means you want to experiment like OJUKWU! Go and live in the NORTH first, then find the babe!
If she carry belle for you, nor run o!

olenyi:

Do you have any particular reason for your preference?

Lol.

I was only being sarcastic!

charleymed: I don't think my culture and "complexcity" is a factor cos am more philosophical than tribal...btw, with love i think it's going to work out.

Compared to the rusticity on the average NORTHERNER, the AVERAGE SOUTHERNER is VERY, VERY COMPLEX!

Look at the stats, then look at the ODDS!
Marriage is a FAMILY affair, not an individual affair.
Is the prospective lady not gonna visit your village?
How many Northern LADIES live in IGBOLAND that are not wives to SUYA-roasters or gatemen?

Tell me of ONE SUCCESSFUL UNION btw an IGBO man and a NORTHERN WOMAN.

Your future girlfriend/bride/wife will like to have some women in her same situation with other IGBO men, or she will feel miserable being with JUST YOU!

Simple logic!

charleymed: lol...not that bro, am atracted to the northnerns because of their culture and simplicity...

You have a point there.
Only one problem.
What about YOUR CULTURE AND COMPLEXITY?
Do you think a Fulani/Hausa girl can cope?

An Igbo man and a NORTHERN woman is a RARE combination o.
I doubt it would stand the test of time.

Atiku has a Igbo woman as one of his wives!
OJUKWU only managed to impregnate one, then took off!

Please, look somewhere else abeg!

What is your reason for choosing the NORTHERN TRIBES only?
You wanno avenge BIAFRA?

It looks like SWEECIDE is in VOGWE on NL!!!
Hallelujah!!!

She can't be a feminist and exhibit such insecure tendencies around ANY MAN, including her spouse.

Unless the meaning of feminism keeps changing with any one who can spell it correctly.

You are married to a CONTROL FREAK!

Simple!

Boy! I really envy them o!

Definitive: Kanwulia, you've assumed too many things. You've generalised too broadly. You've asserted only too unfortunately. Finally, you've arrogated too much to yourself.

I've got no words for you ma'am!

Good! I have 2 men in my life. You gat no woman. No wonder!

I can arrogate plus ABROGATE as I damn well please. You ask for opinions, you gat mine. DEAL WITH IT. Na you carry your wahala come, I nor fain you sir!


Back to topic.
No more words TO YOU.
Goodluck.

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Wrong section!
Wrong thread!

kulyie: kanwulia with due respect, whether her death is true or not,please this is a HUMAN BEING WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.not a goat,chicken or (man) show some concern even if you cant help

And I repeat X3 without apologies!

Kanwulia: Who gives a phock?
If she is dead. . .BURY HER AZZE AND MOOOOVE ON!
If she is alive. . .let her be or log off and visit her.
Stop disturbing us with all this una peppersoup gossip for jobless souls!

Shior!

Kanwulia: Who gives a phock?
If she is dead. . .BURY HER AZZE AND MOOOOVE ON!
If she is alive. . .let her be or log off and visit her.
Stop disturbing us with all this una peppersoup gossip for jobless souls!

Shior!

Kanwulia: Who gives a phock?
If she is dead. . .BURY HER AZZE AND MOOOOVE ON!
If she is alive. . .let her be or log off and visit her.
Stop disturbing us with all this una peppersoup gossip for jobless souls!

Shior!

kulyie: seriously kanwulia.this is a human being.be humane.show some empathy.show you still have a little love inside your heart

Is it by force?
No apologies o!
I never fake what I don't feel!
Not a HYPOCRITCAL CHRISLAMIC AZZZE!

Then GOOOOOD RIDDDDDANCE!!!!
She ain't fit to live!!!!
I guess I shall commit SWEECIDE if my mama bans me from "NERRRRA-Land"!

Sheeeesh!!!

YEYE dey boom!

ciphoenix: Go on

Tafia!

Will keep you posted for sure!

WELCOME TO SINS OF POLYGAMY. . .PART 1!


We are too busy focussing on THE LATEST DIE-VORCE DRAMA of the century from that our ROYAL FAMILY!
Too many drama within, I tellya!
Will be reporting from ABUJA. . .in LESS THAN 3 WEEKS!

Stay tuned!

*IT IS A GREEEEAAAT LIFE ON OR OFF NL AS ALWAYS. . . . !!!
4PM!!!! I NEED TO RETURN 2 IMPORTANT PHONE CALLS FROM THE HUSBAND AND THE BOYFRIEND . . . THEN, TIME TO PACK MY LUNCH. . .IRON MY UNIFORMS. . .TAKE MY SHOWER. . .PUT MY MAKE-UP ON AND HEAD TO WORK. . . !!!*

. . . . ALL FOLLOW-FOLLOW TOPICS CLEARED. . . .

-logs off-

Shyte happens.
One of my cousins(MALE) met a fellow cousin's(FEMALE) DAUGHTER on one of thos their ASSSSHAWO-MEETING FACE-GO-TO-BOOK online chat-room in ABUJA! The man wife na HEAVY BANKER FOR LAGOS O. . .WITH PICKIN FOR UNIVERSITY! HA!!! He does not hide his matter o!

-WE ARE TALKING FIRST COUSINS!!!! The girl was HIS FIRST COUSIN'S DAUGHTER!
They had never met each other. THE FAMILY TOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG! THE MANY HAZZZZZARDS OF POLYGAMY. MY H-AGNOSTIC GOD BLESS MY GRANDFATHER!!!! R.I.P!!!!

He gisted us that the girl had already STRIPPED HERSELF NAK-ED ready for 'show'. . . till he asked her a few questions.
He said for some reason. . . when he met her face to face. . . HE DID NOT FEEL LIKE 'DOING'. . .VERY UNLIKE HIM! HE IS A REAL BUSH-MEAT SPECIALIST like im papa(R.I.P)!!!

He said her facial features looked like someone he had seen before. . .BUT SHE WAS OVER 25 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HE WAS. . .SO, IT WAS DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN. SHE LOOKED SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE SOMEONE HE HAD SEEN IN HIS LIFE!!!

WE DON LAUGH TAYA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! CHEI!!!
This my family sweeeeeeeeeeeet die!

The conversation went like this:

Male cousin: "What is your real name"?

Female cousin's daughter: "Bola".

Male cousin: "Where are you from"?

Female cousin's daughter: "My father is from Delta State and my mother is from EDO STATE".

My male cousin SITS UP and listens more attentively.

Male cousin: "What is your mother's name"?

Female cousin's daughter: "My mother's name is "BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. . . .FROM. . . .BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH . . . . in. . . . . . . BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREA IN EDO STATE. . . .!!! She died when I was 3 years old. . . .My father took us to live with his mother in DELTA STATE AND I HAVE ONLY SEEN HIM 4 TIMES IN MY LIFE!!!!

Male cousin WITH SERIOUS ANNOYANCE : "BEFORE I OPEN MY EYES. . . Put on your clothes and LEAVE THIS PLACE RIGHT NOW!!! This is my number. . . I am so and so. . .YOU MUST CALL ME FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING OR I SHALL BE REPORTING YOU TO EVERYONE I KNOW. . .FEEL FREE TO REPORT ME TOO. . . .YOU IJJJJIOT!!!! "


Well, good news. THE MALE COUSIN STARTS TO HELP HER WITH GETTING HER LIFE BACK ON TRACK. . . .SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE HER MOTHER AND THRICE AS WAYWARD. . . her mother was a runs-girl who died in her MATRIMONIAL HOME. . .RUNNING THE STREETS!

I need updates. . .will be in Abuja soon. . .

I believe these can only apply to HEALTHY ADULTS?
Not dysfunctional adults who ARE STILL SUFFERING FROM THE EMOTIONAL FALL-OUTS OF SEXXXXXUAL EXPLOITATION IN THEIR LIVES?

Not my kind of man. . .

I DON'T KNOW YOU. . .SO NOTHING PERSONAL HERE!

Reasons:
A Catholic. . .(spiritually-allergic to CATHOLICS. . .MY MOM IS ONE. . . MY HUSBAND IS ONE, so, I know them well. . . .THEY DARE NOT BRING THAT SHYTE NEAR ME. . .AND I LET THEM BE TOO)
A medical doctor. . .(I WORK WITH MANY. . .NEVER DATED ONE! Reason: the poorest of socialization skills)
A sex-free advocate that wants marriage. . .(a most DEFINITIVE PRUDE)
A Nigerian man with no successful 'DATING HISTORY'. . .EVEN FROM SECONDARY SCHOOL OR UNIVERSITY (? CLOSET BISEXXXXUAL)
A THIRTY YEAR-OLD FRIGID BLOKOS? (ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN WHO ARE ABSOLUTELY EMOTIONAL CREATURES)

Dude, you are not real.
I will NOT RECOMMEND YOU TO ANY WOMAN I KNOW. . . YOU ARE THE MOST SUMPTUOUS RECIPE FOR FAILURE IN ANY LEVEL OF RELATIONSHIP!!!

DO NOT GET A DOG!. . .WOMEN FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FROM THIS DUDE. . .UNLESS YOU ARE ON A EMOTIONAL DEATH-WISH!
You need to join a SEMINARY. . . DATING OR MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR YOU! YOU ARE DOOMED TO FAIL!!!!

Damn! I am good at reading people. . . MY GREATEST STRENGTH IS SOCIO-PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILING!

I should go work for OLIVIA POPE!

Having figured out what a 'next of kin' is. . . my living will has been tailored accordingly.
My assets have been divided among my relatives. . .ALL OF THE ABOVE. . . !
They only get to know who gets what WHEN I AM DEAD.

My husband is entitled to my LIFE INSURANCE POLICIES from my job ONLY.
Everything else goes to my children!
I have INSTRUCTED TO BE CREMATED. . . everyone is aware of that!

MY WISHES SHALL BE RESPECTED. . . because I have clearly stated them!

So. . .my next of kin has absolutely no responsibilities while I am incapacitated or dead!

Nothing to fight about. MY NAME IS NOT "MGBEKE BIANCA KEKE-OJUKWU"!

Amen!!!

Hmmm!

I pray he 'knows some book' o!
The joys of parenthood. . .allow your kids to be themselves.
Not living 'vicariously' through their little minds!

*scary*. . . . I AM SOOOO JEALOUS of the little P-I-M-P!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Who gives a phock?
If she is dead. . .BURY HER AZZE AND MOOOOVE ON!
If she is alive. . .let her be or log off and visit her.
Stop disturbing us with all this una peppersoup gossip for jobless souls!

Shior!

Adult problems can only be solved by ADULTS ONLY!
Grow up child!

What of those of us used to paying 'groom's price'?
Can I have a list for my DARLING 'MR KANAYO-O-KANWULILA' OF A TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME, HARD-WORKING [size=20pt]DELTA [/size]-IGBO -HUNK-OF-A-SPOUSE?

Sorry, where I come from. . .TOUGH WOMEN LIKE US. . .ONLY PAY GROOM'S PRICE. . .we are not AFFORDABLE!!!!

*Dang! 2:30PM. . . .Time to gerrrrrrrrout of bed. . .hit the damn gym. . .AND HEAD TO WORK!*

The will of their GOD. . .
I nor send!

I don't see any benefits with 'fidelity' or faithfullness IN ANY LEVEL OF RELATIONSHIPS.
LOVE IS NOT BY FORCE!
I am not in an emotional JAIL-HOUSE with ANY HUMAN OR SPIRIT!
I AM NOT AN AMORALISTIC-HYPOCRITICAL-CHRISTIAN-ENTITY .
I am a free-thinking being!

MY EMOTIONS CHANGE CONSTANTLY. . . .
Sometimes I FEEL YOU. . .and sometimes I don't!
My choice. . .FEEL FREE TO EXERCISE YOURS! You will not be missed. . . for sure!

It only means one thing!
Another IGBO woman wants JONATHAN AND HER JOB.

Put THE radar on BIANCA KEKE-ONOH-OJUKWU!!!!