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50calibre: You never disappoint when it comes foo*lishness, this senseless rant up here is one of your classic displays.

Don't women have anus? or would you lie you haven't had guys shag you in the anus? then why the need to make tasteless gay jokes.

Foo*lish girl!!!

See JELOSIN!
Hmmmmmmm!
Na only my post you see for this thread?
Mumu!

Hey!

My heart just cut!
I think say na PUUSSSY-EATER O!
At 15 months?

BurntToast: God bless you, Ma'am

Amen!!!!!

esteltiarra: .

Kanwulia on the loose, 1husband+ 2boyfriend=3........

Some women sleep on NL fasting and pray for just HALF-A-MAN.
I have 3.
I am not greedy you know?

5minsmadness: Damn it, this is not true! There are marriages where the bad times are short lived and they have it good most of the time!


The idea is not really to boast per se, there are a lot of folks who write lovey dovey stuff on Facebook about their spouses but in reality their marriage is a perpetual wrestlemania.

The idea is having trust in your spouse. Yeah sometimes that trust is abused but there are also spouses that safeguard that trust!

I don tok my own o!
The word boast is used liberally.
A good marriage can defined as HALITOSIS by ANY and ALL standards. The person wey get am like me. . .nor fit smell am lai-lai.
How good can a NIGERIAN MARRIAGE BE. . . . without the "suffering and smiling" factor?
Any barry wey dey jolos anoda couple marriage NA FOOOOOL KE!

Finally,
People with good marriages don't sleep on NL! Even with 3000 IDs.
Have a good day!

LushGreenz: Story for the gods, Kanwulia. And I know u know I know my onions. But I very much understand, the internet has its way mixing chaff and wheat. Maybe, just maybe one day you'll jam me for road and we'll see if you'll be saying these exact same words. Stay sweet dear.

Make I tell you the honest truth.
I get one husband and 2 boyfriends in 3 continents. Both married!
Wetin I dey find again na?

If one quench. . . .I have 2 back ups.
Good luck my dia!

Lagunna: No be u talk sey u get craze
For national peace.. show us the toto and let's be the judge. Whether na ur toto big or na those bobos get small banana, America must know

That is not craziness, but arrant STUUUPIDITY!
If i wanna pose newd, I will not have to work for the rest of my life like KIM KARDASHIAN!
Not for NL tadpoles likey ya crawling on ya pot-bellies without tails!

Please. . . . .Off to bed. I have a job!
Thanks for your time!
Ciao!

ANODA WAN DON COME O!

Sooooooooo, dear OP!
If you wake up from this ya sweet dream, and even your GOD tell you say YOU GET HUSBAND, you go behleve for tru, for tru?

Lagunna: oya picture of ur tight toto or wedonbilivit

I resemble desperado wey dey send newdz?
I nefa sen newdz to my correct sugar-daddies . . . . .with HEAVY-HEAVY pockets, e come be to one NAIRALANDER/CYCER URCHIN of ALL SATAN-FORSAKEN BEINGS?
Dem nefa born dat person o!
For WHAT?
Back to topic please!

Oh yes o!
Back to awon depression.
Dat wan nor dey my dictionary o!
My shock absorbers too strong for evil spirits kpa-kpa!

Lagunna: u are kolo..i swear

Na today you know?
Muchechecheche
De wan wey you dey see for CYBER na small tin!
Go ask de pipo wey know me well-well ke.
My own kolo nor get boundary o!
We go see who go shame ke!

esteltiarra: .

@Kanwulia,this your response got me laughing ... you are hilarious with some of your post...

Hmmmmmmm!
Who nor go nor know!
OVOKO!
I for CALL MET POLICE!!! I SWEAR!!!!
SaharaTV musto hia my tory. . . .I swia.
I go for good phocking, see gallon of PETROLEUM JELLY PLUS ANUS PLUG efry whia.
I for SHYTE out my brains that day ke!

Chai!!!!!! DIA WUZ GODDDDDDDIOH!!!!!

TOTO nor dey reign again o!
Dat na OLD SCHOOL YARD!!!!!

Good question!

Oya! Wey dem LOCAL babes wey tink say TOTO na temple of GOD?
I love white peeps sha!
You can never read Black Americans with these kinds of local questions.

Dear H-AGNOSTIC GAWD. . . .make me WHITE in my second and subsequent comings!
Amen!!!!

Aggrieved for A LOUSY PHOCK?
Heck yeah! For wasting my blaaaaady time with your INDOMIE NOODLE wey condom dey run leave for h-inside toto?
More of a relief!

Even it you be de grand papa of KING-KONG?
Mtchew!

LushGreenz: I'm very well,thanks ma'am.
#looks left and right on this Nairaland corridor, and whispers# : Can I get acquainted with you, Kanwulia.

No, thanks! I don pass the "acquaintancing" phase of my life ON OR OFF THE CYBER!!!

Lai-Lai!!!!!
Bless you my pikin!


*na so i say i dey find cyber romance . . . .. waka go jam some alaye igbo-smokers for NVS wey been wan disvirgin my anus, because my toto too wide. na ooo sen me message? like na me say make dem get small-small blokos. mtcheeeeeeew.*

crackhaus: Evil..

No let cocoKPOMO catch you for hia o!
I nor get pawa e jor o.

crackhaus: Lol..serpent of Eden indeed.

No be you tell them to send am give you?
For ya viewing pleasure

*sssssshhhh you are disturbing my concentration o. CHAI!!! see wan smallllll white ghyel seriously GROOOOVING a HORSE! na de horse dey wound o! see blood efry whia!!!! UNBEHLIVEHBU!!!*

freecocoa: You couldn't have said it better my sister.

Amen!

freecocoa: You should watch it.

Just like Kanwulia would say, women learn violence from men walai.

I don't think I can ignore being slapped and pushed let alone being spat on.

That is how it starts.
You push me, I push you.
Guess who is watching? THE CHILDREN!
I make a celestial effort to REMOVE MYSELF FROM VIOLENT PEOPLE.

But it it the truth na!
All abusive women learned from MEN.
They only transfer the learned aggression to their victims!
Women and men are no different from children.

They learn by example! From DYSFUNCTIONAL ADULTS!
The reason I FORBID spanking in my house.
Bottled-up anger in children manifests later in their adult lives.

Very scary! Life is hard enough!

crackhaus:

Yet you never cease in dissing Edo people...wonders

You sef!
So because I am from EDO state I should not "DISS the DISABLED"?

You should know be by now!
I don't have a favorite when it comes to NIGERIANS o.
Na wetin I nor like dey piss me off!
If I like sointin, I go tok'an!
No favorites.

Except my dear Northerners. . . . MY VERY BEST OF THE WORST!

*work don close. time to go look toto and blokos for watssup. CHEI!!! my life has never been the same since i joined this watssup of a mess. the kain tin wey some kraaaaaaaaase pipo dey sen me ehn? . . . . . Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!EWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!na so-so strong PO-NO! see as blokos loooooooooong like the SERPENT OF EDEN own!!!!*

Peace of mind!
I don't have money, but I have THE PEACE OF MIND THAT PASSETH ALL UNDERSTANDING!!!

Nothing disturbs my sleep!
Day or night!
Besides, I am from EDO state. . . . We do not worship material things!
The reason we get along BEST with NORTHERNERS! And worst with EASTERNERS AND WESTERNERS. . . . The most materialistic in AFRICA!

AWON my borrow-borrow Mercedes is dirtier than yours!
Sheeeeeesh!

whatlyf: I dislike divisive and covetous people. I am stating this without mincing word that SE do not mean well for the SS people and SPECIFICALLY the Ijaw nation(I owe no one any apology). The events of 1967 clearly demonstrated that. Since then, the SS people have been VERY careful and fast in thinking. They have created rivalry for themselves with the North and Yorubas, any attempt to rope in the South South into their divisive plan shall be resisted by any means possible. I understand that some people in the core north may not understand the demography of the South and may confuse the opinion of ethnic bigots to that of the Niger Deltans. This medium is an opportunity to make the clarification instead of keeping quiet and watch some nincompoop create enemies for us on our behalf.

Erm,

Make we nor too deviate from the subject-matter of this thread o.
I don't believe in ethnic-baiting or bashing. But, I will always say what I believe in my heart and soul to be true!
Like you. . . . Without apologies!
Forget the SE abeg. We already agree on what they stand for. DIVIDE AND CONQUER MENTALITY! Fact!

All I am stating is that THE NORTH STILL CONTROLS THE OIL BLOCKS IN NIGERIA. . . It has not changed them.
The military Northerner is very different than the civilian Northerner.
Even IBB with all his ex-military connections remains irrelevant in this modern day Nigeria.

Money does not change a Northerner.

ATIKU has touched money.
He remains more polished than the likes of OBJ.

The south has been in power for almost 15 years! Na wetin dem don take the OYEL money do?

whatlyf: Always specify South Easterners Please because they created THIS thread and have been a champion of division. But funny enough, they always want to attach the SS to join them-even when the SSners keep telling them to their faces that It is all man for himself and Nigeria for Us all. They don't even have the oil that is the funny aspect except few litres of petroleum product that has no significant commercial value in black-market

I agree!

If the oil were concentrated mainly in the EAST, every trader dia would be a drug baron.
GREEEEEED nor go swell dem belle, even if E BURST WITH NKWOBI!
OJUKWU would have reigned TERROR.
SSners can NEVER BE FOOLISH enough to align with the SE.
It is all man for himself.

I think they finally got the message with 2million+ senseless deaths!
Oh no! Forget SE.
They are tooooooo DIVISIVE.
Anywhere you find them. . . . . Na competition and WAHALA!!!!
Dem go form gang begin dey plot coup, look for innocent people to harass and victimize.
I have never seen a group of ethnic pariahs like those in my life.
My mama na IGBO, so I know dem well well! Wetin my papa find go dia. . . . He don go judge to im satan tey tey!
All the peeps wey marry IGBO MEN OR WOMEN from EDO state don divorce tey tey because of AKPILI OGONOGO(deeeep loooooong throat)

Me sef nor learn my lesson, carry my load go siddon for igbo man im house too!
Anyway, I don show all of dem serious KPE-KPE! Make dem KRASE nia me ke! Na dem go die first!!! Shegey!!!!


Money nor get family for dia.
With OYEL for SE, dem for don set NIGERIA ablaze, send every other ethnic group into slavery!

See wetin dem dey do for NL and all other website/gossipboard?
ALL THE MAJOR TROUBLE-MAKERS ARE IGBOS!!!! Fact!!!!
Tufiakwa!!!!

Gimme Hausa man/woman with oil any day!!!

So glad the BIBLICAL IJJIOTS are few in number!

Nothing!
Unlike Southerners, wealth does not change a NORTHERNER!
See Dangote?

They don't have oil, but they still control the wealth of the oil-producing states!
YOU HEAR DEM DEY MAKE NOISE?

Go figure!

Only PDP?
APC nko?

He be looking like an over-sucked dicky by the time APGA finishes with him!

Muchechecheche

LushGreenz: Well, I'm still saying Hello ma'am

Hello sir! How are you doing?

LushGreenz: Hi Kanwulia

Hi Lusssshy G!
Nice pic you got there.
Real clean.

I fit be "male" ooooooo.
I dey susPET ya womanliness!
Haba! This is it.

FAKE MENSTRATION WITH GOAT BLOOD FOR 19 years?

In short. . . . Any man born AFTER 1920. . . . . COUNT ME OUT!!!!

*edited*

No condition is permanent but change!
If a friendship breaks, it was never meant to be!

Nmeri17: madam I am monogamous. I never cheat. don't stereotype cos u haven't miet ¼ of the males on earth

Na only you WAKA kam?
Wey the others?
I nor fit smell ya BLOKOS abi?

Even me sef don dey celibate since last week ke!


You are monogamous now does not mean you will remain monogamous or you have ALWAYS been monogamous!

All MEN will cheat at one point or the other!

Period!

Please, where are the THINGS!
Some of us do not care for maternity draws!
Thanks!

Na wetin I wan take those tinz do?
Menstruate? I nor longer carry A LEAKING, SMELLING POOOHSIE!
No, thanks.
I am fixed! HALLELUJAH!
Show me da THONGS!

I love WHITE PEEPS!
Dem nor dey GBO!
Nice BREAAASSSSTZZZZ!!! Very JUICY!!!
NL jolosi CHRISTIAN SINGLES go quench for dis thread forever and ever.
CHAI!!!!!

See as groom step out WITH CONFIDENCE!!!!

I pity the black race!!!!

White people keep advancing!
No shaking!

If you are tired, wait till you get married!
I thought as much.
Immaturity at work!

You go connec and disconnect taya ke!
You think emotions stay the same ni?
People like you BLOW all chances, because you allow raw emotions rule your actions. . . . .and keep jumping from place to place!

You are playing the game of TIRED MARRIED COUPLES. . . .when you are still doing boyfriend and girlfriend?
E be like say you nor wan marry.
Some EXES only exist to RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP, even where all they want is a QUICK PHOCK!
You will learn the hardest way!

Good luck! You still dey reign!!!!