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Yes!
Aristos MUST BE PAID!!!!
No romance WIRRRROUT finance!
Payment before SAH-VICE!!!!!

Before, during or after. . . . . .
Absolutely NONE!
Marriage is NEVER a do or die affair for STRRRRRONG BABES LIKE MOI!!!!

I call the SHOTS always!!! And still in HOT DEMAND by the most ELIGIBLE, LOADED AND HAPPILY MARRIED MEN!

TUFIAAAAAKWA TO SINGLE MEN O!

It looks like this 'almighty MARRIAGE' is the only accomplishment you aspire to have in your life! Or you must have a very WEAK MOM or come from the most emotionally-needy genetically/spiritually-engineered women folk in your heritage!

Fancy getting into marriage with all this DRAMA!!!
LOVE, SEXXX AND MARRIAGE NA BY FORCE?
All this because of one 'crawfish dude' and him '5 French-2-inch-catheter BLOKOS'. . . . . WITH EMPTY POCKET TOO?
Very unfortunate!

Who gives a phocking PHOCK?
Like it would change fate of miserable, CURSED NIGERIAN?

Proud to be A BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN JOR!!!!
Who get time for JUNGLE POLITICS OF REETARDS?
Mtcheeeeeeeeew!!!!

H-Alarm don VLOW!
Back to my sweeeeeeet 'chamber-maid' job jare!

More acts of DOG!
Minister of WORKS AND TRANSPORT RESIGN!!!!!

Good move!
Don't forget to give up ALL the land you Urhobos and Itsekiris stole from Asaba too!

Start packing!!!!
Your days are numbered!!!!!

UGLY AGBERO NDI OSSSSSSSHI!!!!!

Me neither! MARRIAGE is a waste of time!
My kind of man!
No hypocrisy!!!!!

I agree with her. . .
After all, with that una 'CHRISTIAN GOD' of tragedies. . .ALL TINZ ARE POSSIBLE!

On what grounds? Did she crash the planes?

equily: watz d Tufiakwa for? Havin best friend? Or wat? Wow! Do u know ur friends sometime are far better than d people u call ur family?

My worst family member is far better than any best friend I could ever have.

Good news! I NEVER had to choose between a family member and a friend. I don't come from a 'POLYGAMOUS RANCH' OF SCHEMERS OR SCAMMERS!

Too old to find out now!!! HALLELUJAH!

Not my portion!

Tufiakwa. . .to the highest power again! Amen!!!

What da phock for?
Idle gossip and petty jealousies and unhealthy competition?
Tufiaaaaaaaaaakwa! I ain't gat time for such BORRRRRRRRRRRRING SHYTE!

I don't keep 'GAL FRIENDS'! Especially IF THEY ARE MISSSSSSSSEBLE, BORN-AGAIN SINGLES. . . . OR DIVORCED BY GOD OR MAN!
Only MARRIED BOYFRIENDS WITH BEAUTIFUL LIVING WIVES! NOT UGLY BYTCHIZ as MGBEKE-LOKITO-WIVES!

Levels please!

President
Goodluck Jonathan, yesterday,
said he has no ambition to stay
in office beyond 2015, assuring
Nigerians in Diaspora that while he will not contest the
2015 election, he will ensure
that this year’s election is free
and fair. The President promised that if
voted in for the next four
years, he would ensure
significant improvement in
key sectors of the economy —
security, power, education, road, health amongst others. “Without security, there is no
government.

Who is this "ANKARA" journalist?

Abeg ask USOBO peeps!
Na dem wahala be dat!
I don't kia!

Come up with a list of economic goals. . .

Divvy up your financial responsibilities. . . so one person is not SOLELY responsible for ALL BILLS.

When one person is 'slacking'. . . .GIVE HIM OR HER A BOOST to catch up. . .unless he or she is irresponsible with finances!

Fighting for a man's attention ESPECIALLY with another woman. . .

HEAVEN AND HELL FORBID!

Phock 'em both!

Maternal instincts does not always come with motherhood,
Your ability to take care of your children can only be determined WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THEM.
You are putting the cart before the horse.
My only concern for you is that YOU ARE WORRYING ABOUT WHAT HAS NOT HAPPENED YET.
Says a lot about your state of mind.
Your mother's problems are HER PROBLEMS, not yours.

You need to learn to start devoting time to YOUR OWN NEEDS, not those of others!

Now my problem is that anytime i think of marriage, i doubt if i'll can take care of my kids cos i do not have any experience. Is this just a feeling or reality? What can i do? I need help.

Hmmm!
Porsin go juss siddon for chair dey think of 'ow to stress imsef for nothing?

I am convinced you REEEEEEEEEEALLY need help. . .but of a different subject-matter that has to do with SELF-ESTEEM.

You lack self-confidence. . . . .

A most unfortunate predicament for one to be in while thinking of marriage and having children. You better NOT!

Then he knows for sure AM F'INNO cuzz his mama and papa out FROM THEIR GRAVES!

When he calls me "MA", I take off my glasses je-je-ly, so I don't break them in annoyance and look at him WELL-WELL, FROM UP TO DANNN, SIDE TO SIDE. He WANNO BE STATIN SOINTIN, and I am ALWAYS READY!!!!


Time for work already?
Sweeeet! Time to baff and feel SEXXXXXXXY!!!!

Was their J-ETSU ALAKORI KRISTI not killed/buried with 2 armed-robbers?

I ain't gat none!

I only keep BEST FAMILIES, not BEST FRIENDS!

Tufiakwa!!!!

Truth be told. . . She looks like a VERY FAAAAAT VAMPIRE!

Is she MRS OGIEWONYI or MRS ODUAH?

OR MRS WAZOBIA?

Because men do not express themselves or communicate properly in general.

So they explode AND DIE FIRST!!!!

Good RRRRRRIDANCE!!!!
Amen!!!

Take permission from your new wife and marry the second wife!

Or you can do the BABY-MOMMA some OKAFOR-MURPHY style on the side.

Simple!

Why?
Because he BROKE the SHASIS of KEKE-OJUKWU'S TOTO?

Na him mama him marry?

Hmmmmmm!
Wor wor ti po ju SHI NNE!!!

Sor!

E be like say 'awo' marry 'awo'!

Who cares?

Dazzz a man for you o!
Women are catching up slowly with UNDER AGED infants. . . !

Women and her 'internal stress factors'!
Fancy crying over something you have absolutely NO CONTROL over!
A MAN'S BLOKOS andUUU THEIR DANGLING MODIFIER BALLS!

Will WOMEN ever learn?

Abeg, wey my lipstick? Time to prepare for work!

Thank our lucky stars. . . some of us 'women' are gainfully employed 365/366 days/year!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Why can't you just be patient?
Michelle Obama had to do the same for many years. . .SHE DID NOT PACK OUT!
Look at them today.

NA WOMAN DEY MAKE HOUSE. . . Please, be a WOMAN. . . not a NAG!