₦airaland Forum

EfemenaXY: @Dygeasy: you're a real clown - seriously!


To be honest, I was expecting a counter thread to Mr Wole's own. You know, the supposedly married guy who was testing himself for Hepatitis, Ebola, and HIV after disvirgining his 30 year plus "good" friend.

This one dey itch and scratch her Congo whilst typing on nland, one week later - while still contemplating to get tested...but is more worried about how to break the news to her "trusted" boyfriend.

Oh, what won't one read on Nairaland!
***guffaws***

Oh please! Na today?
The show must go on.
Unless you doN WANNA PHOCK!

SAMBARRY: Orisirisi.its pastors like this that give people like kanwulia the leverage to make mockery of Christianity and subject it to ridicule with all this funny practices

You know I don't need pastors on or off NL ke.
All I need is the wandering blokos of the Holy Ghost !

Anoda one done come o!
DORTY nyanshes month on NL.

Nmeri17: So kanwulia = let's go and be happy = ka anyi je nulia onu

what of mgbeketoto

forgive my stalking BTW

Mgbeketoto dey kamkpeeeeeee!!!
Chopping life oooooooooh!
Chai!!!!

Nothing like a goooooooood English breakfast after an all-night marathon session of bedmatics!
Chai!!! This dude na horse!!!

Na ya kind stalking I dey like o.
With ZERO aggravation . . . . Amen.

SeaGold: Welcome to queen's land. Enjoy your stay but remember the tax everything including the air u breath there.

Thank you jare!
Off to Manchester today! Leaving Blackheath.

DORO SURU!

Dawezz: whatcha insinuating Kan?

You guess is as good as minezzzzzzzzzzzz. . . . .
Make it a "tweeeeeetsome"!

Nmeri17: You didn't add "TWAAAAAA" to this one abeg what does "doooo " mean in bini?? whenever I'm down in Edo and their women tell me doo ion know what to reply :-(

Thanks for reminding me.

TWAAAAAAAAAAAAA to FIAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!!!

Dooooo is a form of greeting like "e pele sir"!

Nmeri17: So you consider a mad goat worthy to save you?? chai. maama yo situation consumes me with sorrow

I do not share the Christian faith. That was meant for those who believe.

SeaGold: The only thing you need to change about you is your perception concerning religion particularly the Christian faith. Aside that you are one intelligent woman whom i enjoy her perception of life and robust maturity trait exhibited in posts and delivered comically to the benefit of the discerning minds.

Awwwwwww
My head is swelling ooooooh!

*we shall leave the Christian faith and my perception out of this extremely palatable post. please welcome me to the uk once again. loverrrrly weather than that blazzzzzing texas sun!*

Very common world-wide!
Some men would even add THEIR MOTHER and a few aunts to the 'mix'!

Toto and blokos dey discrimonate?

Just take her to an abortion clinic to observe a LIFE [size=20pt]LIVE[/size] PROCEDURE.

Simple!

Lemme guess!

Which tribe? ;

East or West. . . . Home is THE EVIL FOREST!

Anoda wan don come o!
You wan chop yam, but you nor sabi road to market'. . . . . . Not to mention FARM!

Who goes into a relationship with FEAR and .WHAT IFs biko kwa nu?

You never ready.

Shior!

7 hours to go on this long flight! Time for some movies.

Food don come again! Chai!!!

PHOCK thy neighbor AS THINE SELF!

MUCHECHECHECHE

Na im make I dey jolly o!

Husband mata again kwa nu?

Thank our ancestral shrines for open marriages.

*packing my bags, one more night to work and off on vacation ourra the country. . . . .time for some HOT RUNZ. . . .

Wey my passport and tickets jare. . . . Time to print my boarding pass*

Iluvberem: Otu nne gi

Ha! Na so e pain ya reasssssh?
Ndo PAPA!

Hmmmmmmm
This BLOKOS na ganja for some women o!
Abi nor be the same 2-2 NAIRA KPOMO wey I done dey chop for 30 years in the wilderness of romantic delusion and matrimonial traffic jam?

Some women get chance sha!

Na Sambisa forest she from WAKA KAM?

She was like this before you got married, so why complain now?

Divorce settlement in a male chauvinistic Nigerian world?

Impossible!

Like religion. . . . .only it you have the "faith of a mustard seed"!

Ishilove: So big feet translates to...

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!! Kanwulia, you ehn... Lwkmd!

Yes o!
Just like the "BIG Ds"

I have never tolerated the KING KONGS O!
Na only "da tip" of the mushroom I fit chop o!

Ova to una. I dey hail o!
Awon "Kainji Damnation"!

MUCHECHECHECHE

SAMBARRY: Confession time
see as all of them dey jabo dey go.so Kanwuliiiaaaaaaa was right after all. Nigerian Husband/wife=roommates. Kids are better for next of kin.iyen na nice

Of course I am right.
No need for JABOLOGY!
If not for children, NAIJA women nor go marry lai-lai!!!
I nor for TRYAM!

Do you know what it takes to live with a NIGERIAN man under the same ROO'P'. . . . . for more than 6 month?
Shegey! Death is "MO BETA"! AYAKATAAAAAAAAAA BONGOOOOOO!!!!

If I nor get flenty-flenty MARRIED LOVERS, I for don commit suicide tey tey ke!



One day woman go make AKAMU from nose take carry her own belle WITHOUT MAN AND DEM BLOKOS wahala and shakara
Amiiiiiiiiin oooooooooh!!!!

I loooooove my roommate husband o.

OH ISRAEL TO THY TENT!
. . . . . And JUDAH too!

Faun: Your newwdz.
Send them.
NOW.

Bring ya papa own f'O'rst na!

jennykadry: Abeg carry waka. You are one hawt mama and I mean it honestly. The shock wey I receive when I see your profile pic. Kanwulisko may I look like you even hotter when I reach my 40's. 2 years to go to knack 50 and you hawt like this? Your husband needs to marry you twice. That dowry wey him pay first time no reach at all

The OLDER the HOTTER ke!
Fanning myself.
Na happiness, peace of mind, lots of laughter and GOOD GENES!

1000 likes.

jennykadry: No I don't.please tell me it's good news news like tighter vag.ina would gladden my heart but no tell me say the vag.ina go big like the feet. Na high blood pressure be that

Muhahahahaha

E dey pain o!

Ishilove:
I am fearfully an wonderfully made

jennykadry: Buuahahahahahahahahahahaha kanwulia don yab our legs. Isorait..it is well. Let the big say they are small

Mu he he he

You know what they say about the "feet" and poohsie size!

Aprime: The same goes for Money. Some People would do anything for money and 72 virgins.

Just like some omini impotent ritualist GOD will sacrifice their only bastard son for salvation of FIRST-CLASS imbecAIls! a

When a mad goat would prolly have done the trick!

Religion is the root of all other evils!
It makes people think and act like AN-ENCEPHALITIC cows!

The gospel truth. . . ,
No thanks to you BABA WOR-WOR!