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A KPA ta OYI na tum oooooooooooooooooooh!!!!

Translated: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOSE PIMPLES!!!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

C'est FINI!!!!!. . . .The world ended on this thread!!!!

What a man can, do A WOMAN CAN DO BEST!!!!

Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

Nna meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehn. . . .
Without 'fatherhood'. . . .
Na waste of time and a whole lot of work!
Over to 'fatherhood' jare!
I DON TAYA!

Leave that tin!
This man fine.
Just looking at him maker mamamamamaketh me to lie down in green pastures and LEADERETH me beside still waters!

Na BLOKOS be dis? CHAI!!!!

My breazzzzztz are HEAVY!!!!!

They are too busy jumping from tototototo!
Make una change abeg!
African black. . . the same wahala!
African American black. . . wahala X2!

Tufiakwa. . .

See the most important man in the world. . . PRESIDENT OBAMA. . .ABANDONED BY HIS KENYAN PAPA. . . To go back to Kenya to pursue toto till he died an AMPUTEE-DRUNK!!!

Black women would rejoice the are giving birth to bastards all over the world. . . What a rip-off!

TUFIAAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!

kulyie: awwww happy birthday mgbeketoto. You are sooo pretty.enjoy yourself jare.i kuku like your way of life and perspective to issues .you inspire me a lot:*

Thank you darrrrrrrrrring!

Still on the topic. . . .

[size=20pt]CELEBRATING A WOMAN WITH THE SOUNDEST MIND. . . . .
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Thanking my H-AGANOSTIC GAWD AS ALWAYS!
Celebrating with STYLE AND CLASS! As always!
Check out my NEW HOUSE!
Still moving. . . .and BUYING NEW STUFF!
Abeg HELLEP me tiank my PDP boyfriends o! Even my darling husband thanks them too!

LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE IS SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. . . .No 'my fellow suicides'!

MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE!

First to quench ON OR OFF NL IS THE NAME OF THE GAME!

One down. . . .MANY MORE TO COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE OF CYBER BLOKOX! Ha!

BACK TO MY MOVING JARE. . .THEN OFF TO WORK!

CELEBRATING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH. . . OFF TO PARIS!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2INw6uY_dV0

Na ya own you dey tok o!
Na for dia Dangote and Otedola go school to make ZILLIONS!

My Che Che Che Che

ifyalways: Mama Chichi X2 beautiful profile picture. Braids really do fit you. Happy birthday in arrears or advance

Thank you darrrrrrrrrring!

Then, I'd rather DIE POOR AND WRETCHED PLUS ROT IN HELL!!!
AMEEEEN!!!

Too many men in my sweeeeet life o!
I have NEVER stuck to one!
They ain't that special for all that YEYE wahala please!

SOJA go, ZOJA come!

Simple!!!

Abi you nor see some "do or DIE" women on and off NL CELEBRATING with SUICIDE because of common BLOKOS?

Tufiiiiiiiakwa!!!

Celebrating my birthday month with my boyfriend jare!!!!

Rubbbbbbish!!!!

Christian life na waya o!
So-so HATE and BIGOTRY!!!

Fiaaaaaaakwa!!!!

Alfa Seltzer: I know of a former warlord calling himself a black insect that lies paralysed and abandoned by his own people. His children are now begging a general from the tribe of his former enemies to give them money to go to ghana for treatment.

I know of a diseased tea drinker whose kinsmen took bribe from his murderers and shut up.

I know of one "general" who was always on his knees begging junior officers for his life.

I know of one frog eyed abomination that did the whole world a big favour by using otapiapia as powdered milk.

We all know but we can't mention them.

No need to mention them!
We BOTH have arrived at the same conclusion!!!
Nigeria is not qualified for any form of break-up!

COWARD of the EAST or COWARD of the WEST, the SAME CURSED NIGERIAN COWARDS will only continue to LIVE AND DIE LIKE COWARDS!!!

Off to my sweeeet American job jare!

Proud to be an American, where at least I FEEL SAFE AND FREEEEEEE!!!!!

Nigeria's problems are NIGERIANS!!!
MUMUS in leadrship AND MUMU FOLLOWERS!!!
Cursed and rejected by both God and SATAN!!! Twa!!!!
Proud to be an AMERICAN jor!

Time to baff and off to work!!!!

Only for those STUCK in NAIJAGA-JAGA!!!
I could care less!
All I am waiting for is to give my mom a befitting burial like we gave my darling daddy!

If I die THIS MINUTE, my advance directive SPECIFIES CREMATION ONLY!!!!

My dead body will not REST in PEACE or PIECES in that SATAN'S ZOO called NIGERIA!!!

Fiaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

Naaaaaah!
I didINT ave a Yoruba mom or dad!
My mom NEVER HIT ANY OF US!
My dad used koboko to HARRRRAM our azzzzzzes ONLY aka LIE DOWN!!!!

My paternal grandma was Yoruba! She was the GENTLEST of souls! NO SPANKING!!! R.I.Peace Darling Grandma OMOLOLA!!! I mizzzzzz dat ya NATIVE STEW AND BUSHMEAT!!! Tankzzz for NEVER-NEVER spanking us!!!

We were raised like loving children, NOT LIKE NATIVE fowls or goats!

Dazzzzzz dia gaddddddem show-bizzzzz!!!!
Who GIVVVVVVA knife or A phock?

Dazzzzz gooooooood!!!!

Why should you be afraid? Do you see Ngige or Uba breaking up?

Even the dead Abidjan coward wanted to be a ONE NIGERIAN SENATOR and was rejected by his own people!!!

His widow-wife with her FANI-KAYODE's broken 'toto-CHASIS' is a NIGERIAN AMBASSADOR to Spain !!!!

What a way to break up! By being CARPET-BAGGERS to the NIGERIAN government?

Abeg, make we HIA siontin! NANsence!!!!

It is quite selfish of her not to let you go bro.
After all, it is obvious this union has hit the rock of GILBRALTAR!

Anyone that stops another from seeking happiness only succeeds in BLOCKING HIS OR HER OWN HAPPINESS!
Love is a free bird. . . let it fly. . . if it is yours, it will come back with roses. . .

Ask Tuface Idibia and the OKOYE BROTHERS OF P SQUARE!

Love nor be force o!

Dear brother! Take a break from all them women. . . It is right for the girlfriend to demand a divorce before she suffers the same FATE.

You married in the registry. . .go to court and seek a dissolution. THE JUDGE WILL GRANT YOU ONE. . .with or without WIFE #1's consent.

Your girlfriend #2 is a "slacker" sha. . . !
If na me. . . I WOULD HAVE DROPPED LIKE 2 CHILDREN IN FRONT OF HER FACE like MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE. . .then she will smell the coffee like TUFACE IDIBIA'S other BABY MOMMAS!!!

Talk to your girlfriend. . .YOU BOTH SHOULD PLAN TO GET PREGNANT ASAP! That should drive the WIFE #1 AWAY FOR GOOD!

What an 'ironic GIANT'!
Good-for-nothing at 53!
Tufiaaaaaakwa!!!!

I LOOOOOOOVE AMERICA!!!!
Check out America at 5! You will DIE for Nigeria!!!!

Twah!!!!

Because you have :

BOKO-BIAFRAN flags all over ONE NIGERIA!!!!

Like everything "religious", fanaTICKS will always have their outlets!

Wait, the LOCAL-JESUS counterparts will soon report for BIGOT-DUTIES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVL-IylmTYA

This just melted my 'eart'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmPLI-3IPxg

My co-workers made my day this week with this. . .OFF TO WORK FOR MORE FUN!!!!

Tooooo much!
We are in the second decade!
AGAPE LOVE ONLY!!!!
Separate bedrooms!
Separate HOUSES!

Never underestimate the SUPREME POWERS of an EDO-DELTA WIFE!

Una still dey wait for DIE-VORCE FROM MAN OR FROM DATI UNA YEYE "GOD"? Una go wait die o!!!

The retirement package is HEFTY o! LIFE/DEATH insurance policies nko?

MUMUS! OYA, MAKE UNA BEGIN CHOP "LOVE" quench!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che

No sssssshaking!

Time to go on vacation with my boyfriend jare!!! Travelling FIRST-CLASS FOR MY BIRTHDAY RUNZZZZ!!!!

Off to work!

Tata!

Not applicable. I DO NOT MAKE OR KEEP FRIENDS!!!!
I am very ANTI-SOCIAL.
I really could not care a whiff of fowl's fart if I am liked/loved or not! YOU ARE ONLY REQUIRED TO LOVE AND RESPECT YOURSELF in my presence!!!
Too much of a "narcissist' to care!

I love myself WAY toooooooo much to notice others! I have way too many jobs as a contractor. I don't have BOSSES!

My family LOVVVVVVVES moi! I DON'T NEED YOUR DANE GOD/JESUS, FACE BOOK OR YOU!!!!!

HALLELUJAH!!!!!

*off to my sweeeet job jare! Austin is beaurrrrriful*

Logging off!

Because they are PRIMITIVE beings!
Impervious to anything progressive!

No wonder white people say we look like monkeys.

Are these governors or MOTOR-PARK touts?

Anyhoooo, minus 3 governor-TOUTS for GEJ!

I LOOOOOOOVE UDUAGHAN'S attire!!!!!!!

Mu ha ha ha ha

Na real "men forks"!


Mgboooo! OP! US government wanno SHUT-DOWN and you dey for hia dey "pull up skirt and TIGHTEN bootox for 'MEN FORKS'?"

NL is truly THE GREATEST OF THE GREATEST!

So? What you want me to do?
Run mad with them?
Can we ever question the will of that una "GOD"?

Kpo!
Kpo!
Kpo!

Who dey 'Ouse?
I don wake o!

Na oo 'IDE my lovely post?