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No wonder Okonjo-IWEALA siddon for NAIJA dey look!
No need to re-negotiate the terms of foreign debt abi?

He is running out of time? Next time, he should ask his "GOD" to gifIm a toto, instead of a BLOKOS with 2 shriveled sacs full of TICKS!

Shiooooooor!

Ova to the "religious post-conception-JESUS-CHRIST-MURDERERS" please!

Please, I don't know any couple in this kind of relationship o! I don't fraternize with MGBEKES OR LOKITOS!

Sounds like something I would do if ANY nigger-hubby gets in my way! Have I ever disturbed any of his runs? Make in try am, POISON will be "child's play"!

WHAT BUSSSSSHMEATS!!!!

As for the stripping in the market-place SHYTE, only GOD'S own people could do such a "BIBLICAL WONDER"!

Tufiaaaaaakwa!!!!

Brimmie: Am interested in your story. How did you lose your Virginity??

By 2 UNIBEN SOUTH-SOUTH BOYZ!
One started and the other finished!
Yup! I wuzzzz SUPER-TIGHT! Original TEAR-RUBBER. No pun intended!

If you are killed sir, you will die for nothing!
Just like ABIOLA, IGE and a host of others.

Start practicing dear sir!
You are on the right track sir! Pleading with your KILLER-CONTRACTOR in advance!!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Some NAIJA dude is bound to find her attractive in either.

Yeri'mma on the left and OBJ on the right!

Either way small gal, YOU GO SABI "DA TIN"!

Lock out ke! I ain't gat the time for such LOCAL DRAMA-THEATRE!!!
That na MGBEKE old-school style o!

I SIMPLY MOVE TO ANOTHER HOUSE!

Or relocate to a nice hotel suite!!!

SIMPLE!!!! LEVELS PLEASE!!!!

You cannot be A NIGERIAN politician and be progressive at the same time.
A successful NIGERIAN-POLITICIAN would be a dangerous phenomenon.

All a smokescreen. What EVIL lies beneath their so-called 'reforms' can never be decoded by the typical APATHETIC, POVERTY-STRIKEN AND DENSE NOT NIGERIAN POPULACE!

What a DIVINE CALLED CURSE!

Talk about ijjiots blessed with NATURAL RESOURCES!

Twaaaaah!!!!!

Welcome to "NKWOBI" aristocrats and DYNASTIES!!!!
Na today?

Any bad thing in this world, a NIGERIAN must be involved. WAZOBIA TERRORISTS, we dey HAIL o!

I always wondered why Yoruba peeps criticized IBB so much!
Hmmm! Na wah for ALUTA brotherhood o!

This proverbial "NIGERIAN FAWU NYANSH" nor dey take break from "MESSING"?

See "levels"?

How much was OBJ given for "COLLATERAL DAMAGE" since ABIOLA was quenched by the AREWA-ODUDUWA LOOTOCATIC SYNDICATE!

Oya IBB begin CONFESS!

For sure!
By the time he finishes bribing the Northerners AND WESTERNERS, Somalia will be better than Nigeria!!!


The dude is slower than molasses!
His face looks forever DUMMIFIED!
Twah!

Not a matter of "right", but what is in the best interest of the child!

Unless you can PROOF(inserts BABA SUWE YINGRISH HIA) why the child should not be with the mother.

Lessons learned!
Never join a USER-PARTY!
Especially without a GOD-FATHER!

How time flies!
R. I . P OH HANDSOME SIR!
This CORRRRRRRECT BOBO reign with serious SWAGGER those days with 'em GROUPIE UNILAG CHICKS!!! Kai!!!

With those DELTA HUNKS Patrick Oke and "DE DONALD" Ovberejo!!!

Tufiaaaaaakwa to FRANK OKORO OLIZE O!

"RAAAYPOTTING FOR EHNU TEE EH NUUZ"!!!


The good 'Ol days!!! When NAIJA WUZ NAIJA!!!

People could actually SPEAK and WRITE ENGLISH better than THE PRINCE OF WALES without travelling out of their villages!!!

Not all these AWON " I Go Die " Waffi TRRRRASH all over NAIJA these days!

Mtcheeeeeeeeew!!!!

Nah! Only to DRIVVVVVVE him away!!!

Only STU-pid and LOCAL women for sure!
At 24 my MAMA don waka with 4 children AND WE CELEBRATED HER 40th birthday with 8 houses!

Shiooooor!!! Man ko! NAMA ni!

What NAMA OF A MAN is worth all this stress bikko kwa nu?

As CO-BREAD-WINNER . . . . The wan I did ASSHAWO WORK TO PAY HIS "groom-price" . . . . . I the wan I am YAMMU FOREVER doing asshawo work to feed? ;

Dem nefa born im MAMA or PAPA!!!

LWKMD!!!

Absolutely NOT!
As a child, you SIMPLY SHUT THE DOORS TO YOUR ROOM and PUT ON YOUR MOST EFFECTIVE EAR-PLUGS!!!!

No SHHHHHYTE!

A great PROPHESY has come TI-RRRU!!!
Even JEH-ova mizzzzzed this wan.
Who would have guessed GEJ had such a BIIIIIIG SECRET?

He must be relieved getting such off his chest!

MTCHEEEEEEEEEW!!!!


Abeg CLEEEEAAARRRRRRRRRRAT!!!!!

BUT THAT IS VERRRRY NORMAL IN MARRRRIAGE KE!!!

No problem o! I will be sooooo GLAD!!!

It only means my TOTO is not sweeting im ahgain!

Only FAT, UGLY, CHRISTIAN-HOUSEWIVES have such complaints!

I simply jump into the arms of one of my PDP-SUGAR-POPS! He will defi-NAT-ly(inserts one kain IPORIN YINGRISH) help me to SWEETEN "H-IT" weh-weh!!!!

I will not mizzzzz 'is STALE BLOKOS o!!!
Abi my toto don rotten ni?

Shioooooor!!!

2 PM almost. Time to check into my 'oteh woom'!!!

A quick oil-change and tire-rotation. A quick pedicure too!

Time to shop for vacation-tickets jare!!!

NO GOD OR SATAN CAN BE MORE IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE!

I am the most important thing in my life!!!

No man, woman child, animal, plant or spirit comes a distant second!

pepeyoyo: @Kanwulia well said i observed my parents quite closely and am sure they really love each other. i was away in school for over a year and he visited just once so we've been apart long enough to miss each other, we had a little catching for a few days but dat was all. so i dont know if staying away will be helpful .

Ma'am,
You are NOT ready for Marriage!

Rule #1
Do NOT make ANY MAN the CENTER of your world, ESPECIALLY when you are NOT even in his PERIPHERAL VISION!

Go find something better to do with your time darling!!!!

I have a cousin(a very HANDSOME ATTORNEY married to A VERRRRRRY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS OF A WOMAN) whose marriage just CRASSSSSSHED AYAAAAKAAAATAAAAA after THIRTY YEARS, 4 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN(2HEAVY DOCTORS INCLUDED) 8 DELIGHTFUL CHERUBIM ATI SERAPHIM/ANGELIC, TO-DIE-FOR GRANDCHILDREN. . . . . The cousin just turned 50 last year. . . . .then FOUND TRUE LOVE!!! The wife siddon for one corner dey do her own NWA-BABY ASSSHAWO TYPICAL ONITSHA-WHO-RE work. I can never forget their HEAVY, SOCIETY-WEDDING!!!!

This was THE ULTIMATE ROMEO AND JULIET COUPLE, that was meant to be HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER!!! They had IT ALL. Or, so we thought!

Are you asking me how this concerns you?


You see, there is only one thing certain in life. WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE DIVORCED!!! BY MAN OR GOD!

Your only MISSION in life is to live it like you are ALONE. There is no condition that is permanent dear!!!


. . . . And you are on NL making noise about this your ALMIGHTY, "F-IF-E" - year, ONLINE-SPRING-TRAINING, PSEUDO-MATRIMONY eh?

I pity your life o.

Nne, THE JOURNEY OF MARRIAGE IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG. I am SOOOOOOOOOO pleased to INFORM you that YOU AIN'T seen NOTHING YET!!! HANG TIGHT DEARIE!

The road is ALWAYS ROCKY, the ride BUMPY, the dream A MIRAGE!!!

When the going gets TOUGH, the TOUGH get going, AND THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL!!!!

Learn to be "THE GAMBLER" by KENNY ROGERS!!!

Take Kia!!!

First of all, A BIG KUDOS for all you have done.
You should realize your mom is terrible with financial matters.
You are THE ONLY HOPE FOR YOUR FAMILY right now.

You need to SIT down with your mom and have a heart-to-heart talk letting her know EXACTLY THE DANGERS OF EXTINGUISHING HER ONLY CANDLE IN THE WIND!!!!

Then PUT HER ON A BUDGET!!!!

She has LIVED her live to her fullest capacity!
The BEST is yet to come for you!
DON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO DERAIL YOUR LIFE AND DESTINY. . . . . like a NAIRALAND THREAD!!!!

I have only 2 question for you.

Did you ever observe your PARENTS as a MARRIED couple?
DID YOUR PARENTS EVER LIVE IN A PERRRRMANENT CONDITION OF LOVE?

The best way to handle a stray dog, IS TO GIVE IT A LOOOOOOONG LEASH.

A man that does not miss you, NEEDS SOME TIME OFF TO MISS YOU!!!!

The fact that your husband prefers being with his friends means one thing ONLY! It means HE WANTS TO BE FREEEEEE!!!!

Give him some time to miss you. Or he may be gone FOR GOOOOOD!!!!!

Cuzzzz like my PAPPY, THEY know what THEY have done to YERIMARIZE other peoples' daughters AS OGBONI-OKIJA CHRISTIANS!!!!

Mu cha cha cha cha

*time for SEXXXXXXXX, then breakfast!!!!*

When CHRISTISN-psychos wanno maim and kill, they start SHOUTING ISLAM-ISLAM!!!!

Like those "MICHAELS" in LONDON GHETTOS chopping-off peoples' assizzzz on YOUTUBE.

Why wear a wedding-band when YOUR GOD has served you your DIE-vorce PAPPPAZZZZ?

Are you a BIANCA KEKE-OJUKWU?
I will do no such thing!!!

FIAAAAAKWA!!!!