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When he deserves it!
I don't say it, if I don't mean it!
WE ARE AFRICANS. . . .not AFRICAN-AMERICANS!

There is nothing American about an AFRICAN. . . . .and there is nothing African about an AMERICAN!. . . . . Original Quote. . . .by "DEWDROPS"!

The world has moved on!
Please, tell your CHIBOK grannies to do the same!

So wetin South dey contribute?

419
Ashawo for Italy
Drug trafficking
Baby selling
Ritual murders
. . . . And forged degrees.

Say oil dey for South, nor mean CONTRIBUTION!

Na una contribute am for GROUND or na mother nature contribute am?


DOKPEMUMU DOPESI!!!!!

But you are better off than most Nigerian so-called married peeps LIVING IN BONDAGE!

I love them equally!
They are sooooooooo different.

Exercise!
HAVE FUN!!!!

Why dem dey quote me ooooooooooh?
Anyway, OFF TO THE CLUB!
Ka Anyi Je Wen ANWULI!!!!
KANWULIA!!!!!

Godson201333: hahaha dere is God ooo...Let me forward this message to patience Jonathan,she could understand better than i do!

Better than "you do" or better than "you can"?
Makoko IDOL di ka gi!

I believe antelopes are breazzzzzt-fed too
They are still BUSHMEAT!6

I believe antelopes are breazzzzzt-fed too

YES!
You must be married yourself!

When NL "inlanders"wanno VAYOLATE forum rule #4. . . .they discuss the art of love-making with MARRIED COUPLES and SHYTE!

OMO! See GOBE!

Answer:

When one door opens too wide. . . ..try a closed one!

Only a Yoruba man can do a thing like THAT TRUE LOVE!
It is called "AYEEEEEEEEE. . . .nobarry can 'TOSS' you like I do"!

phlemzy: If u wouldn't give a concrete evidence to back whateva allegation u want to lay,u can still scroll past to read other pple's comments,cos what I just read dat u wrote is mere balderdash & logically incoherent.

Na who be this "MAKOKO ISLAND IDOL"?

SAMBARRY: No be small thing

happy Friday to you to. Btw you dey go work Friday night instead of clubbing Friday night


as in ladies night thingy



thought you were retired na

Kpor!
Kpor!
Kpor!

I don go kam o!
I don land for h-inside my fuzzy, vibrating recliner chair o!
With my VERA WANG nightie!

No ladies night this weekend o!
I dey recover from "back to school SENDERS"!

3 more days to work, then off for 2 weeks! EBOLA COUNTRIES. . . . .GO AND DIE!

Amiiiiiiiiiiiiin ooooooooooh!!!!!

Godson201333: . . . . . .

I don pass that stage o.
I dey service myself now o!
Na who wan kyop EBOLA blokos?

I can still get serviced and write whatever I like o! The AKAMU nor reach my brain!
DIVORCED, SINGLE OR MARRIED. . . . . none of ya GADDDDDDEM bizzzzzzzz ooooooooooh!
Abi you see me for NL "ROMANCING A DUNCE" section?

ifyalways: LMAO.

Ovoko video.
Dude sef na waya. Expert for chopping congo.

Na real OVOKO-CANDY! Chai!!!!
Original MUSLIM worship!
Allllllllahrrrrr Kubbbbhhhharrrr!!!

Talk about licking YOUR HOLY "KORRRRAN". . . .

Chapter by chapter. . . and PAGE BY PAGE!

*errrrrr? am i VAYOLATING "forum rule # 4"?

uihebom: no be sey e pain me, for Christ sake we should not be abusing someones mother because we want to be funny.

Oh?

Abi goat mama abi ?
Una nor dey cussy moi for NL?
Ha!
Na equal OPP cussing for AGBERO-NL o!
No h-apolojeez!

uihebom: I wonder how you dey smile dey talk all dis rubbish. we no blame you, na your palley wey dey inside bush mate your mama cause Nigeria all dis problem.

Muhahahahaha
Na so e pain you reaaash?
Pele o!

BodyKiss: Are you truly a lady? What a disappointment you are.

Lady my azzze!
Those days are long gone!

Nmeri17: You and this yo accents. were u a market girl before travelling out

Original MARKET WOMAN !
I wuz selling poohSY!
No h-apologies!

Nmeri17: ehe-en soooo It was these guys that made u become this negative person. spreading doom and discomfort to everyone willing and passive to accept. good to know

Oh yes o!
A bunch of BISIBODIZ!
They asked and they shall keep receiving!

Mayflowa: Really? You should have kept this thought to youself

In your dreams!

Hmmmmm! Hallelujah for my own houses!
Nor be if I invite you, you go WAKA KAM?
Show up un-invited make I show you whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Mtchew!
Abi she see me for her house?
She berra gerrrout before I return from work. . .AND TAKE HER SON with her too!

I don't have patience for my own mother and her ITK. . . e come be mother-in-law!

She has 4 daughters AND . . .5 OTHER SONS. Soooooooooooooo, she berra to to their houses and SIT THERE!

Na woman get house!

EVERY WOMAN STAY IN HER OWN HUSBAND'S HOUSE. . . unless you are 'MY FELLOW WIDOWS', then you can shack up under the same roof.

If you try ya luck. . . YOU GO REGRET LIFE O. . . .mother or mother-in-law. . . .I DON'T KIA!

INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM!
We relate well!
With love and respect . . . .VERY FORGIVING!

SAMBARRY: lolzzz that's a 2007 thread na and I didn't see your handiwork there plus it's even closed. Moreover if you storm a particular thread some monikers just vanish like the wind so, I didn't see any insult or controversy directed at u directly or indirectly

How can you miss it?
THAT WAS MILITIA in action!
Na today I begin close threads?

SAMBARRY: lmao
this one nko. Friendly and gentle

Naaaaah! I was only 14. . . a virgin too!
I have since discovered men!
No need for 'dogs'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3JHF7tVCIk


UNA HAPPY FRIDAY O! TIME FOR WORK!

SAMBARRY: You are right on that because

Na today dem begin fian trobu?
Check us out?
Awon 'indirect' speech/writing bisibarris!

https://www.nairaland.com/60773/which-forums-most-annoying/1#1243350

Loooooooooooooooooooool!

May we not see the 'local' debt! Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Ogun state. . . .the state of material and SPIRITUAL wonders!!!!

*cringes*

I am sure NL IS PART OF THE DEBTORS!

armyofone: lol, I remembered that Logan thread



I heard people keep dogs for such job but I doubt it

Muhehehehehe
Some LOCAL NL MGBEKES/ALATIKA BISIDEDIBODIES NIAAALLY KILLY MOI FOR DATI THREAD O!
Like dem dog dey loss. Wetin consine dem I nor know.

One UCHETOBI AND THIEFOFHEARTS especially. . . that have both long died and reincarnated several times on NL. HA!
Make than NEAR ME for this modern AGE of NL ke!
Glad we dey understand awa sef weh-weh. . . day by day.
We go see who go go hide with shame on or off NL.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

You doubt it ehn? AND YOU BELIEVE Jesus is your savior?
You nor dey watch BLUE fim with dog/horse and WOMAN?
I don watch dem taya. . . please, old news!

Na today?

Na wa o!

So Lagos state take Nigeria moni dey spread EBOLA?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=757vYI7cZfU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2S7aqZgn2E