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Hehehe. . . The day the court ordered my daughter's phone taken away for 30 days because she refused to go to school.
As soon as we got home, I gave it to her jejely.
Nor be me dem go come dagger for midnight.
I told her if she is caught, I WILL DENY AND TELL THEM SHE STOLE IT!
Na so 30 days take pass o!

These teeanagers and their phones? Don't play. . . .or you goun learn the hard way.

Kalulu44:
Ahh! Eku enjoyment

With heavy massage sessions of 'all angles'!

USA dey patrol around Nigeria "in training" and you say na "Sun Dogs"?

femi4:
A lady used to buy giant gcd for me

For you or your horse?

Kalulu44:
Hmmmm..... Return match for Old Trafford or Emirates hahahaha

Farrrrr farrrrrraway. Cayman Islands.

pipnator00:
The bolded... SECONDED.
Like I wrote, you too like straff talk and I doubt you are good at it.
You know the saying, those who talk much, dont do much

You be novice ke. Nor be by power o.
When you enter dia, you go paralyze ke!
E get some dudes wey go only touch you . . . you don go be dat!
I nor know wetin dem dey rub for hand o.
Romance and sexuality are mind games.
Nor be PONO we dey act abeg!

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, what a dumb excuse from him.
Chai.... I just dey imagine how him take fall himself hand and your disappointment

Well. Good news. Next customer within 1 week. That one no carry CD either.
I don't understand some guys and their mission in the bedroom I swear. Are they planning to infect you or what or are they careless to want to catch something from you if you have been exposed?

I nor carry any CD come, because I was not expecting the kind of chemistry that alcohol blessed us with. I had to say NO! So proud of myself.
We are planning a return-match.

To deceive who? Na so IBB take use IOC to enslave Nigeria.
Training for what?

pipnator00:
Na for this kind discussion them dey see you.
However, I support ladies to buy such for their man before body go tell them!

In this day and age? Any woman that does not carry CDs with her is in for a rude awakening.
Most people do not even know they are carrying bacteria and viruses.
You might just lose a great opportunity for a damn good ''straffing" . . . (aka chop-and-run), if you do not have some protection with you.
Though no guarantees sha sha!

Kalulu44:
Lolz! Mehn you get bad mouth o. You for pity our maxi na and help am rise his falling kingdom

Pity wetin? I was imagining what he was carrying when he asked for 'EXTRA LARGE'! All the stores I went to only had LARGE. The yeye dude asked me for EXTRA LARGE thinking I go run. We wey dey carry all those 'BGs; know how we dey prepare for such encounters ke. I was ready!!!! He was promising how he would make me 'SCRRRRRRRRRRRREAM' like the good old days. I juss dey listen to im mouth. He ended up disgracing himself when it was 'show time'. See as I 'set' my ikebe from sideways grinding and winding. . . .waiting for the usual 'pokes at intervals' to show something is alive. I was so looking for the 'hotdog in a bun style' to get the ball rolling. Whosaaaaaaaaaai?

Come make mouth like "so sorry darling, I have not been with a woman for over 10 years"!
Now, I know why!

pocohantas:
Welcome back, once again, Mami. 😂😂😂
If it cannot wake up, make im take agbo.

Agbo cannot help this matter o. The tin nor even 'nod' head. E come be like say stroke don quench that area. Plus the dude dey drink toooo much. I don jump am pass biko. When I gist my friend she laff taya. She advice me to go for dudes that are 50 or younger and never to try all those 'senior citizens' with dead equipment.

Wickedtruths:
Apparently, they are parents of the scholars.
Try to read before commenting.

Which are 'scholars'?
Which are parents?

Spot the difference game challenge is on you!

These old men and women are "scholars"?

Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos!

He expected me to work over-time to wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES”! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his next romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

NONE!
Once a thief, always a thief.✅

Religious of “peace”!

Greece was verrrrrrry clean.🌹🌹🌹

Itinerary for 7-day cruise.

Next? ABURE FACTION RE-RECOGNIZED BY INEC! Poor Nigerians.

Cayman Islands-Here I come with my “SIDE-COOK”!

Life is goooooooood!!!!
Nigeria nor consain me.

Welcome to Greece.
Hanging out with my besties for life!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

Wetin make Baba Buhari office door nor gree open?
Nor be to kill rats?
Rats like corridors of power too in Nigeria ke.

https://dailypost.ng/2018/01/20/perm-sec-reveals-rats-aso-rock/

APC CAN NEVER WIN ANY FREE OR FAIR ELECTIONS.
Party of thieves and genetic kleptomanics.
But na dem fit a country of Nigerian poverty-stricken cowards.
Dem fit each other gaaaaaaaaaaaan.
My God bless T-PAIN-USA!!!

After using "spam butt" to delete 5 of my posts for nothing, you rush go front page still dey crawl for page 1 ni?
See ya life? You go delete taya ke!
Shey na me make dis ya yeye topic nor trend?
MUCHECHECHECHECHECHE!

Predators in high places!
when man was created, baby girls were never meant to rest. Tufiakwa!

Predators everywhia. Terrible.

Glad it worked out. So much to deal with.
Hope she healed fully before the marriage o?

kiddaz:
Lol this woman still active on here... Btw I thought you said you have stopped with the escapades some years ago

I tried.
The tin tooooo sweeeeeeeeeeet abegggi.
I did not plan it o.
Till I went to see this dude in his hotel room just for a 'brief visit' at 11PM at night when hormones were raging.

I never knew I could be turned on like crazzzy till I allowed this man to press my 'frontal areas'!
When he put his fingers inside my dross. . . I knew I had entered 'one chance'.
Then we come drink BIG STOUT join. . . .I was seeing stars for sure.
Felt sooooooo goooood!!! No regrets!

Just thinking about it is making me soooooooo. . . .

This guy was hot!!!!! My first time of meeting him in person.

Blupen969:
Have you ever been in love with someone you met online??
How crazy was the love??
Did you guys later meet??
Was the love still there after spending real time with the person??

It was verrrrrrrrrrrrrry sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet oooooooooooooooooooh!
Especially if you are bored in your marriage.
I do online dating about every 10 years to spice my stale marriage up!
I have done it 3 times on different forums.

NEVER ON NL ooooo! Tufiakwa!!!!

The best one was last November 2025.
OMO! The dude had 'magical fingers'!
This dude was sooooooooooo irresistable.
I cried in exctatic joy as I came severally.
Don't think I wanna see him again though.

I don't understand this fetish with 'UK guys'!

Life is sweeeeeeeeeeeeter than ever.

People expected her to end it all after the so-called lewd videos surfaced.
Go gal! Toto ko baje!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING TIWA. Let the haters keep quenching.
Muchechechecheche

For all the lyrical rubbish he keeps spewing? He thinks everyone is as demented as the senseless people that listen to his weed-laced, frog voice?😳

As for the “OZEMPIC-Chioma”? Looking as depressed as ever. “Iyawo mi”!