₦airaland Forum

Too CUTE!!!!
Naija women can “Package” sha! Kai!!!!
Looking simply deh-li-shus!

Lunch at my job cafeteria.
Time for a 3-hour business meeting.
Baked Chicken breast, roasted potatoes, mixed vegetable and corn bread.

What a SHYTE-HOLE!
Still using pen and paper to write in this day and age?

Reeetards!

19!year-olds in secondary school?

Of course!
INEC is in ya pocket!

meromero11:
Atiku is the most corrupt and salacious Nigerian alive. Why do you think the elites have been blocking him all these while? Because his corruption is on another fearful plane and dangerous class. He will rob us completely blind. Atiku is just not it. He is uniquely promiscuous. The fact that he is a fulani already make him unacceptable to us. Let the fulanis(including Atiku) put their house in order, call on their killer brothers to stop the killings. Atiku should stop campaigning and start visiting the various fulani settlements nationwide to persuade against perpetrating further killings. Late DSP Alams and Ibori visited the boys in the creeks during the heights of South South militancy. The northerners particularly the fulani leaders should visit their people and talk to them to stop further killings. No fulani man should insult us further by asking us to vote him or any of his brothers to power. We are already stuck with one and may God help us.

Good! Keep searching for a political messiah!
Na BUHARI or TINUBU nor dey “fantastically-corrupt”!
Atiku is too old to rule.
He has had his chances!
He is STILL THE BEST CHOICE amongst the CORRUPT OLD BAGS!

SOWORE is my man.
We need YOUNG BLOOD abeg!
But his chances are NULL because Nigeria, the SHYTE-HOLE can NEVER conduct FREE and FAIR elections.

No hope!

Life is sweeeet!
Struggle and fight!
The DAURA DUNCE MUST GO!

Well said!
Nigerian men will NEVER support you o.
Good you are in better hands!

Congrats MRS DEAN!
More blessings to you and your family.

Mother duck get “orphanage” water-home too?

Vegetable President!

Bullshyte!
Keep deceiving yourselves!

Even the “Lazy Youths” are defecting and disinfecting themselves from APC!

Nigerians!
NTOOOOOOOOR!

Na you are crying for ATIKU!
Hmmmmmm!
Let this WAEC-LESS, DAURA DUNCE deal with Nigerians well well!
Buhari till 3000 jor!

Haaaaa!

I prefer him to be IMPEACHED and DISGRACED o!
Please! LET HIM RUN FOR SECOND TERM!

Dai BABA!
RUN BABA!
Dai BABA!
RUN BABA!

The plot thickens. . . . .

Retired from what exactly?
He has done his WORST.

Buhari is “THE LAST STRAW”!

Buhari will thus have no other choice than to rig himself back into power with the federal might at his disposal.

We shall see!

6 months is a long time to PLAN!
A house divided can NEVER STAND!

Ask PDP!

Day don break ke!
Nigeria for don go farrrrrrrr with progress now.
When I was shouting GOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKU!
Olodos were shouting GEJ! GEJ! GEJ!

Ntooooooooor!
Atiku is the MOST PEACEFUL AND POLISHED NORTHERNER IN NIGERIA EVER! A TRUE NIGERIAN, married from all MAJOR TRIBES and 27 children from ALL corners of Nigeria ke!

A TRUE FATHER that runs his home without SCANDALS. Unlike OBJ, who PHOCKS his daughters-in-law for rituals!

ATIKU never talks carelessly. Educated and exposed!

Imagine OBJ picking Yar’adua and GEJ over him?
OBJ nor go DIE WELL I swear!

See how OBJ set the country back 20 years BY THROWING THE TINUBU AND BUHARI ILLITERATES ON NIGERIA IN THE NAME OF APC!!!! Only because he is soooooooo JEALOUS OF ATIKU!

Now, we are in the hands of a re-cloned TERRORIST, a Daura President WHO REFUSES TO DIE, even after his TIME, because he keeps going to LONDON to change face or buy new liver and kidneys!

Tufiaaaaaaakwa!

Make your THREATS gooooooood!
Teach that SHOOOOOORRRRT, UGLY, SMELLING APE from an EDO STATE JUNGLE a huge lesson!

Make una PLAN WELL O!

Any HOSANNA is a welcomed relief to the APC ONGOING-LUNACY!
Did we ever imagine PDP will sing any HOSANNA at all with ONLY 3.5 years of APC SHYTE?

Even if na APGA HOSANNA!!!!

PVision2020:
Op change the topic, it's feasible not visible.

I laff soteeeeeeeeey, I begin cry!

Absolutely NOT feasible!
Only in a MAD MAN’ DREAM for sure!


No electricity

Negligible water supply

DORTY, “grazing-colony”, AIRPORTS all over SHYTE-HOLE NIGERIA

Dem pilots go begin push DRUGS for TINUBU keeeeeeeee!

So the punishment for sleeping with another man’s wife is death, it could be death in career, in business, in relationships or even physical death!

REASON

Genesis 20:3B, “…For that woman you have taken is already married!

Wow! The only reason God gave Abimelech is that the woman he took is already married.

This una same “God” wey KILL Uriah and im UNBORN pikin and carry im wife give KING DAVID?

Oya KWANTINU!

The ONE that moves in “mysterious” and “one corner” ways at the same time no ni!

Holy gossss nor sleep Joseph wife? Who killllllan?

A 22 year-old still a “student” of DICKmatics?
Cannot use birth control in this day and age?

No advice for you sir!
I blame the lady.
She is a modern-day $&@%#.

Then she thinks an “abortion” is the solution to her “uselessness”?

As for you. . . WHICH WORK DO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THE CHILD?
You think say pikin na “bicycle”?

Only outside Nigeria can athletes prosper!
What a SHYTE-HOLE!
Congrats girl!
No USELESS, NIGERIAN, MALE-GIGOLO will shout OLOSHOOOOOOOO on your neck!

Main course . . . . Loading.

Seafooood!
Hunan Shrimp and vegetables.

Appetizers.

I don close from work.
Time to treat myself to a real dinner.

Breakfast at work today.

Bush man!
Dress shoe, no socks.

Just imagine!
See victimization?

seguno2:
With their own married woman

Oh no!
Any “availables”.

Checking name of tribe. . . .

Ahem!

One for the SOUTH-SOUTH!
Ibori pipo!

Buhari! See ya life!
How many THIEVES like you can your EFCC PROSECUTE?

SHYTE-HOLE PRESIDENT!