₦airaland Forum

The more enemies of progress try to bring this woman down, the more she flourishes and prospers.

BIG GIRL, BIG GOD!

Rock on baby! They will continue to CHOP DUST!

Nne! Mama King! Na you biko!
See as you FINE overflow for grrrrand! Sssshai!!!!

Hmmmmm. . . . . Dem don com again o!

Why not?
Trump don get 1/2 billion $ for 10 fighter-jets abi?

Shyte-hole money dey tok!

Another clone!
This one will go to London to re-charge some dead batteries of the spare-part “President” within 3 months.

Only 6?
Your mates dey score 15-20!
Haba! Up your game biko.

What kind of “God” rests on the 7th day without finishing his or her work?
So much EVIL in this world I swear.
To add insult to injury, “his only begotten son” died miserably for NOTHING?

Trafficking of hapless, innocent children is the ultimate taboo! The patrons of the illicit sexual encounters nko? MOSTLY MARRIED MEN!

How can some people sleep at night?

Only in the dungeons of African politics will leave a political party and you become redundant.

Is politics the only avenue?

ONLY FOR ROGUES!

. . . . And vice versa!

Mismatches always end in disaster.

Reconvene for impeachment loading. . . .

Make dem nor ever break up o!
Hehn!
H-enemies go dance “Ajasco” taya ke.

Dat “private jet” fit fly out of Nigeria?

1Sharon:
Lol I mean actually talking with ur partner and seeing what if there is a solution to the problem

No solution abeg.
The best solution na “spare” part to re-charge OLD BATTERY.

1Sharon:
But don't you believe in working it out with ur partner and communicating the problems?

This is part of the “working out” process ke!

If the man does not satisfy ALL my needs. . . . I would have NO CHIOCE.

Male friends must be kept in NIGERIA especially o.

Especially as ALL husbands are either too busy with “business” or fellow “oloshos”!

Bottom line?
All “motors” must have SPARE TIRES.
Or you risk having accidents in your relationships or marriages without any PLAN Bs!

Where are the men?
Too busy sucking SHYTE from Buhari’s a$$e!

Even at 30, I did not have this kinda “UKWU”!
Na wetin dey “pump” am?

ODU boys are always from ODUDUWA Republic!

I still dey chill for work o. . . . Lunch time.

1Sharon:
The spambot kicks in when you post the same words repeatedly on a thread.

Spambot thinks you are spamming the thread, get it?

Not the case.
I only featured ONCE on the thread.
So what could it be?

The west dey hide dem womAns dem dedi body under mattresses and the east dey troway dem own for gutter kwa nu?

Surprise-Surprise!

Banana Island ko, Potato Island ni.

HIPPY-POTAMOUS!

They want to go learn how to push drugs in Chicago ni?

Then result of recruiting from ex and current Boko Haram, Niger-Chad mercenaries.

No WAEC, no common sense!

Chai Baba!

To love myself FIRST, before others!

Is the Facebook lover a Nairalander?

SternProphet:
I predicted a lot of palliative before the elections and I am an APC supporter. There will be much more. You just wait. When everything is finished you will know what people power means.

A hungry nation can never produce intelligent citizens. Poverty and democracy? No correlation whatsoever.

When you vote with your stomach. . . . You remain a slave for ever. But do Nigerians have any choice?
No. Give the beggars alms, and the will pray for any rogue to remain relevant in politics.

Poverty and illiteracy are the CHAINS that will bind Nigerians and Africans for ever.

The ROGUES in power will continue to keep NIGERIANS in chains and darkness with free bags of rice and a tin of peanut oil!

Sai BUBU!

Bribing scheme loading . . . . .aka payment for votes!
At the 99th hour. . . . .

Too soon to show hand. . . . Wait till January 2019.

Free bags of rice and gallons of graaand-nut oyel must be distributed and collected first o!

No BLOKOS, no marriage!
Shikena!

See confused APC ijjiots.

The left hand of APC never knows what the right hand is doing. This DAURA DUNCE did not know O’SILLY BAD JOKE was gonna sack “Dandaudu Daura”?

According to the “report”?
O’SILLY BAD JOKE! You go soon defect too.
How market?
One term VP loading . . . . .OsinBADE! You are no longer PART OF “THE CABAL”!

InyinyaAgbaOku:
What's the brownish stuff?
Cake or meat?

Baked potatoes.

Spent 12 out of 14 days at work the past 2 weeks.

. . . And eating healthy!

I love Northern babes sha.
See as this young girl just look like “over-marshed potatoes”?

All freshness gone forever from over-phocking agberos with ganja-charged, cutlass-blokoses?

See as Zahra Buhari just “chop” small go marry je-je?

Dis wan still dey do “billionaire-daughter” with very super-elastic and extra-wide “woMENhood?


What a pity!