₦airaland Forum

See hospital room. . . . Tufiaaaaaaakwa!
With this DIRTY ENVIRONMENT, how can anyone recover without catching more diseases?

Yet Buhari pikin dey go born for Spain.
Buhari dey go London every week for new-new live/lung/PEHNIS transplant?

RoyalRoy:
Lmao... Five years after!!

Kanwulia still never change.

As for me, I have moved on from so many things.

Funny to read all these Nairaland stories again.

Really ecstatic

Oh yes o!
Welcome o.
I never move on o.
So many tins still full graaaaaand wey I nefa solve finish. No change for my end o. I am as constant as ever.


But thank for “your reformation”.
I see “many” have “deactivated and reactivated”!

Go and sin no more.

Abeg, I prefer this “dry NL” o!
No e-badu belle and e-jolosi irritants to disturb and block my NL GPS!

To the next 10 years with moving on to MANY, MANY, MORE, BETA TINS on and off NL.


Amiiiiiiiiiiiin ooooooooooo. . . . . .

EFCC. . . . . How market?
Is the KWARAPSHIN case still open?

Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
What a joke.
Obanikoro. . . . . Case closed!

12++++++ years of SOLID PHOCKING.
Chai!!!!

Neither of them look fresh.
”Tokunbo couple” congrats o! D

marvinsync:
ur a sick person
I read ur post and felt so much sadness cause I can't believe u exist

Errrrrrrr,
Abeg pinssssh yasef well o.
You nor dey dream.
I am not “spambot”.’
I exist gaaaaaaaaan.

Can the WAEC-LESS DUNCE FROM DAURA use a tablet or smartphone?

Without WAEC. . . . . All things EDUCATION are impossible.

Next time don’t support a DAURA DUNCE for president!

luminouz:
I will soon coman svck ur blood too.....

Try.
It will turn to POISON instantly in your mouth!

The days of insulting my intelligence with such depressing “home videos” are so over. Just shows Nigeria is not progressing in the modern age.

I wonder how many will follow “Jesus” on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram?

When will Jesus or God open their own accounts?

The test of parenting you scored F9!
Try harder next time.
Mama Daniel, next time. . . . .Get off TWITTER and pay more attention to your child.
What other work did you have?

I hope you can forgive yourself?
Parenting nor be to pose for social media.
Now, you have been exposed as UNFIT parents.

Please, learn from this tragedy.
Your “Lord” or “God” that giveth also taketh!
Remember “He” killed his “only begotten son”?
What a “merciful God”!

Life goes on!

Na white man!
Hallelujah!

20 year-old na adult ke!

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa ! ! !

This Lai Mohammed never ceases to amuse me.
What a joker!

With the current political climate, it is a major risk staying in Abuja or BUYING property in Abuja.

Only a fool will try such now.
At your own PERIL!

Time to develop the SOUTH and EAST’
Enough of LAGOS and ABUJA HYPE!

Go home and develop YA OWN AREA.

I typed the word “spambot” in the NL “search” browser and was even more DISGUSTED at the uncountable instances where IDs were banned disruptively without reasonable cause.

WTF? ? ?


https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=Spambot+&search=Search

On the “Sunny Neji” thread, I made reference to M*J*0M0 by Slim Case to illustrate that the music of this day and age cannot be compared to CLASSICS by Sunny Neji and the likes of Styl Plus.

E finish o!

The next thing I saw was TWO IRRRRRRRITATING ban notices FOR ONE POST!

Who is the IDDDDDDIOT that designed such a program?

Are they programmed to BAN you if you use certain words or phrases?
I posted on a thread and quoted a song title with “oh baby” in it . . .

And KABOOM. . . ! ! !
The “spambot” was provoked.
Is there a lexicon of words you cannot use on NL?
Why is this “spambot” just a nuisance?

What exactly is it? DOES IT TARGET CERTAIN WORDS OR IDs?

If you are banned by the “ROBOTIC SPAMBOT”, how are you expected to alert the mods without creating other IDs?

I don’t care to be a techno-guru since I have my own profession I am VERRRRRY pleased with. .

Has SPAM-BUTTOCKS banned you?
Please, share.

Cheating is a GAME OF CHOICE!
It has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with “virtue” or “morals”.

If the mood is right. . . . .

E don taya to pose with “Chioma my love o”?
Love don dey cool off acter all the shakara?
Next “assurance” loading.
Abeg, make sure the next “victim” of social mediavlove hype is a graduate AND CAN DRIVE THE “ASSURANCE”.

E nor quick dem run come America?
Slow dudes!
Dem for ask dem mates how dem dey succeed for the past 20 years na.

Dinner: Jamaican food.
Oxtail!

Mariangeles:

KanwuliaExtra, you funny die

Oh yes o! Woman shalt not live by NIGERIAN FOOD ALONE!

Dinner loading before I run off to work!

But we all know Afonja cooking dey sweet for ONLY FOR A VERY HUNGRY PERSON WHO CANNOT COOK. A man will eat ANYTHING with a hungry stomach. Extremely UNHEALTHY!

Awon “agoyin, ofe m’manu-m’manu-TOYIN-TOMATO-soups”!

Even their moin-moin? So-so TOMATO-TOMATO!

All that “GHANA-HIGH” buka food?

If I get pawa, I love to cook my own food o!

Some can cook like ANY OTHER. . . . But most?

POISON!!!!

Nightmareo07:
I'm yet to see any , I hav them as friends but can only trust one to an extent. He gas been loyal maybe becoz he always gain from me.
But as for FfK I WILL NEVA trust him

Watch him switch tongue at tomorrow when breaks up with chikwendu , if he is really a nice person and wants d best for her he should have wedded her.
He has d money so there is not excuse for not wedding a lady he has been living with.

He has a reason for not wedding her he knows what he is doing as they are not wedded yet that gal dont have right his property as a wife in case of any tomorrow negative outcomes.

Dont trust these people , the major problem of SOME u(igbos) is that you are too emotional.
Thats the major weak point .
Becoz this snake called ffk with igbo gal u people suddenly forget who he is.
A snake is always a snake.

You are right. Me and dem nor dey get along especially for the “tribalistic” or chauvinistic angle. Too much interference from “extended” relatives.

Emotion aside, na wetin you see with your eyes, you go fit testify abi?

Well, if FFK Na snake, his final days are here.
No more room for mess-ups anymore. He has “daddy duties”. Such men are usually level-headed as they get older.

You still believe in being “wedded”?
After 4 boys? Any sane woman will not nag about marriage o. She don win with her “arsenal and manchester” team of VIKINGS!
Are the “wedded” better of than them?
Abeg lef that mata. Only for the “romantic”!
A serial divorcée is only good as a baby daddy please. Native law marriage is just fine, if you have continuously made a mockery of marriage by divorcing 3 previous wives!

Nightmareo07:
Lol nwaoma dont Eva try it again, What were u thinking ?
Ffk is neat becoz he is living with igbo lady thrust me...
And ur last line I will only laff hahahahahaha hahahahahaha.
The guy is a clown, I'm not a fan of him though looking back at insults he threw on igbos in d past.
Once a snake always a snake

Things happen in life to make you realize no permanent friends or enemies ke!
Some Yoruba men are AWESOME. I have seen them, but very few. FFK has redeemed himself o. He finally has FOUR VIKING SONS from his IGBO WIFE(Ragnar and co. ). Precious Chikwendu Fani-Kayode is a winner I swear.

Nightmareo07:
The dirtiest ribe in Nigeria still remains the yorubas u can use google.
Dont mind him

2 Yoruba guys I remember VERY well in my dating history. They invited me to their houses.
Hmmmmmmmm. . . Where do I start?
Everywhere JAGA-JAGA! Kai!!!

I have NEVER met a DIRTY IGBO GUY! I am sure some exist in Onitsha Market area.

I will never try such nonsense again.
FFK clean sha.
But we all know now Bianca had 12 ABORTIONS for him in LONDON!

Hank “Onuku” is still a Nollywood actor?
What a dry gathering!

PDP has no economic impetus or political appeal to lure APC law-makers.
The “DEFECTS” were frustrated out of APC by their own UNSCRUPULOUS agenda.

Just like they were previously forced to DECAMP from PDP!

Sorry azzzzze BUNCH!

PDP! The same problematic issues!
Instead of AGREEING on 1 candidate to show REPENTANCE AND SOLIDIARITY, the useless members are splitting hairs. Like they stand ANY chance with Buhari’s BASTARDS-OF-NORTH INEC?

For the fact that THEY HAVE BEEN IN PARTIES THAT HAVE MISLED NIGERIA. . . . .

SOWORE!!!! Time for an exposed, younger generation with a patriotic mindset.

But INEC with fake PVCs registered under the BASTARDS of the NORTH?

Only a miracle can save Nigeria. Too bad I don’t believe in miracles.

See the village APC turned to “Dubai”?

What a SHYTE-HOLE of a village!