₦airaland Forum

Chimamanda come ooooo. . . . .

Food is ready!

DAI BABA!

You buy motor for woman wey nor fit drive?
While RIDING her pusssy day and night?
She fit “drive” BLOKOS, but not motor?
FOOOOOOOOLISH GEH!

What a rip-off!

Time for some pork chops.

Na so dem dey sack?
Na BABA MONKEY OSHIOMOLE appoint dem?

Did Saraki ever leave?
APC, MUMU party.

OBJ tinz. . . . .

Like Saraki was ever in APC.

Hopefully, minus OBJ. . . . . !
Defection never solved any problems.
You STAY in your party and make it better.

Only opportunists defect!
But then again. . . . Welcome to “DA SHYTE-HOLE”!

Favorite snacks.

Na work I dey sleep this week o.
No time for cooking.

Cafeteria food only!

You have smelled the SHYTE.
Now, you believe!
Da real SHYTE-HOLE o!
No part 2.

Iwantslavesgone:
What do nigerian women have to do with this crap ?

If a Nigerian woman testifies. . . .
Till then?

You mean INEC-SLIDE?

She nor ask the NIGERIAN WOMAN how far?

We want to know who will WIN INEC!
You can only win by mango-mango INEC!
Nigerian votes do not count.
Welcome to SHYTE-HOLE politics.

Too CUTE!!!!
Naija women can “Package” sha! Kai!!!!
Looking simply deh-li-shus!

Lunch at my job cafeteria.
Time for a 3-hour business meeting.
Baked Chicken breast, roasted potatoes, mixed vegetable and corn bread.

What a SHYTE-HOLE!
Still using pen and paper to write in this day and age?

Reeetards!

19!year-olds in secondary school?

Of course!
INEC is in ya pocket!

meromero11:
Atiku is the most corrupt and salacious Nigerian alive. Why do you think the elites have been blocking him all these while? Because his corruption is on another fearful plane and dangerous class. He will rob us completely blind. Atiku is just not it. He is uniquely promiscuous. The fact that he is a fulani already make him unacceptable to us. Let the fulanis(including Atiku) put their house in order, call on their killer brothers to stop the killings. Atiku should stop campaigning and start visiting the various fulani settlements nationwide to persuade against perpetrating further killings. Late DSP Alams and Ibori visited the boys in the creeks during the heights of South South militancy. The northerners particularly the fulani leaders should visit their people and talk to them to stop further killings. No fulani man should insult us further by asking us to vote him or any of his brothers to power. We are already stuck with one and may God help us.

Good! Keep searching for a political messiah!
Na BUHARI or TINUBU nor dey “fantastically-corrupt”!
Atiku is too old to rule.
He has had his chances!
He is STILL THE BEST CHOICE amongst the CORRUPT OLD BAGS!

SOWORE is my man.
We need YOUNG BLOOD abeg!
But his chances are NULL because Nigeria, the SHYTE-HOLE can NEVER conduct FREE and FAIR elections.

No hope!

Life is sweeeet!
Struggle and fight!
The DAURA DUNCE MUST GO!

Well said!
Nigerian men will NEVER support you o.
Good you are in better hands!

Congrats MRS DEAN!
More blessings to you and your family.

Mother duck get “orphanage” water-home too?

Vegetable President!

Bullshyte!
Keep deceiving yourselves!

Even the “Lazy Youths” are defecting and disinfecting themselves from APC!

Nigerians!
NTOOOOOOOOR!

Na you are crying for ATIKU!
Hmmmmmm!
Let this WAEC-LESS, DAURA DUNCE deal with Nigerians well well!
Buhari till 3000 jor!

Haaaaa!

I prefer him to be IMPEACHED and DISGRACED o!
Please! LET HIM RUN FOR SECOND TERM!

Dai BABA!
RUN BABA!
Dai BABA!
RUN BABA!

The plot thickens. . . . .

Retired from what exactly?
He has done his WORST.

Buhari is “THE LAST STRAW”!

Buhari will thus have no other choice than to rig himself back into power with the federal might at his disposal.

We shall see!

6 months is a long time to PLAN!
A house divided can NEVER STAND!

Ask PDP!

Day don break ke!
Nigeria for don go farrrrrrrr with progress now.
When I was shouting GOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKU!
Olodos were shouting GEJ! GEJ! GEJ!

Ntooooooooor!
Atiku is the MOST PEACEFUL AND POLISHED NORTHERNER IN NIGERIA EVER! A TRUE NIGERIAN, married from all MAJOR TRIBES and 27 children from ALL corners of Nigeria ke!

A TRUE FATHER that runs his home without SCANDALS. Unlike OBJ, who PHOCKS his daughters-in-law for rituals!

ATIKU never talks carelessly. Educated and exposed!

Imagine OBJ picking Yar’adua and GEJ over him?
OBJ nor go DIE WELL I swear!

See how OBJ set the country back 20 years BY THROWING THE TINUBU AND BUHARI ILLITERATES ON NIGERIA IN THE NAME OF APC!!!! Only because he is soooooooo JEALOUS OF ATIKU!

Now, we are in the hands of a re-cloned TERRORIST, a Daura President WHO REFUSES TO DIE, even after his TIME, because he keeps going to LONDON to change face or buy new liver and kidneys!

Tufiaaaaaaakwa!