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Absolutely!
The reason I don't care for friends.

Enjoy it to the fullest and STAY BUSY!

Eyin OMO wobe wobe!
For your information!
SHAKITI BOBO!!!!

No need to check name o.
Na DEM-DEM!

No need to check names.
NA DEM-DEM!

lonikit:
really

You nor get PAPA?

I have too many "cassava" pics from my boy-toys on my phone o.

Oh yes o!
Better to become an ashawo AFTER HAVING YOUR CHILDREN.

No need allowing yahoo-yahoo animals to mess up your body with numerous dating sprees.

Get married right in the UNIVERSITY and use 10 years to have all your children.

No need for unserious loafers!

Because women stay focused on the most important things in life like FAMILY.
Men remain disconnected by chasing money and skirts.

Women are mostly content creatures, unlike men.
A body without peace, is a soul without salvation.

Women do not need SEX to survive.
Hallelujah!!!!

*Off to work jare! So, I can prolong my life!*

Because men ignore major health issues and live more stressful lives trying to be family heads.

Always stunning despite the misery surrounding her existence.

Her Northern mates don born 8 children at her age. She dey dey shrink and wither away like her papa.

She don discover say Ahmed na GAYLORD!!!!

Muchechechecheche

Everyone has a religion.
The problem is that IDDIOTS also have one.

And the man ran off with another woman!
Nko Sikeleli AFRICA!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTtINHRja4k

armyofone:
Back in the days
I enjoyed sienna" audi/car things.
one of the coolest guy here.

True dat.
Constructive recommendations.

oaroloye:
SHALOM!



Spoken like a man who knows nothing at all about Fasting!

Fasting is not torture.

Fasting does not make you unhappy.

I know what I am talking about from having accomplished Fasts of 3, 10, 28, and 32 days' duration.

What do you base your speech on- skipped breakfast?

After three days without food, you no longer feel hungry.

After seven days without food, you stop getting weaker.

After ten days, your strength is back to normal, and you almost forget that you ever needed to eat.

The normal Human body has enough fat on it to fuel the body for forty days, before starvation becomes an issue.

At what point therefore, does "torture" or "unhappiness" come in?

During the first seven days, one can experience various discomforts, including headaches and nausea, strange tastes in the mouth, and smells.

This is cause for rejoicing, because Toxic Wastes are leaving the body (unless one is an idiot, and not drinking the necessary miimum if 1.25 litres of water spdaily; in which case it is the idiot who is leaving his body)!

You ever heard of a GYM?
Goodluck to you.

Born again?
To pray for a male child!
Muchechechecheche

You go born 10 girls first I swear!

Doing pretty good means PAYING A CORPSE full salary with benefits abi?

Because the "past" is always sweeter than the "present".

And EXES are always sweeter than the boring spouses!

Duplipost!

Are you a "Nollywood Actress"?
That is where you find this type of marriage o.

DOOMED TO FAIL.

No man and wife should be apart for the first 5 years of marriage.

Just a form of TORTURE.
An extreme state of unhappiness.
Why do people not FAST when they are happy?
Only relevant to those who chose to indulge in such a concept.

Atiku!
This is your chance!

Wahala dey ooooooo. . . . .
Double tragedy!

mrwonlasewonie:
you dey abuse me?

You deserve hot slap!
Follow these bush peeps on NL wey sabi only buba and iro to go club.

Mtcheeeeeeew

The good old days.
Till "things" went south. . .

The world is wicked. . . . Indeed.

Searching for more fun threads. . . .

mrwonlasewonie:
Which kain dressing be this? This is so weird


Kanwuliaextra the fashion police con see dressing

You sef join the BUUUUUUUSH OP dey criticize her dressing?

UNA NOR SABI DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANTY HOSE AND LEGGINGS?

Gosh!

Abeg nor disturb myself next time jor.

OP! Please, retire to YOUR VILLAGE ZOO and never return. You are allergic to civilization!

Buuuuuuush RAT!
Twaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Her name is not GENTRY.
She has a father.

White "Baez" only want deeko!
Dem go givvee you super good time with PLENTY OF DRUG supply.
Naija "BAEZ"? You spend "TATTY BILLION" for ya akkkant, dem nor go belle full. You must feed dem whole village o.
Naija "baez" too dey SEREREEEE O!
Too stingy with pooosy like dem dey do you "favors"!

Thanks to Naija men and the love of "OLOSHO" market! Inflation na sure banker for that kain market.

No need to check name o.

NA DEM-DEM!

Too much "akpu" in Chidinmma's tummy abeg!

Igbotik X2!

No private gyet?

When you reclaim land from nature, nature will repay you in a timely manner.

Karma-Jarma!

No wonder the "Okoro-ANU" called "Humblesmith" was "Osina-CHEWED" in Lagos.