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Maternity certificate too!

Too many baby farms all over Africa.
Fake pregnancy and all.

Between "If" and "Reggae Blues" I don't know which is worse.

Nasty lyrics in catchy tunes.

Insulting at best!

Selebobo can resume duty.


. . . . Full Time.

She nor learn from Omawunmi, Tiwa Savage and Emma Nyra dem kwo?

Ka chi kwoooooo. . . . Manager of internal and external affairs.

Well, if Celine Dione can prosper. . . . There is hope sha. She married her manager abi?
Mariah Carey too.

But chances are? IT IS DOOMED!

Nigerian MANAGER go suck ya blood dry ke!

Flosha! Take note.

The same "Otedola" that was blackmailed by some 'foreign' hoes?

Slay-PAPA!
Wow!!!!

What a merciful 'God'!
What a "God" without 'sense'!
A "merciful God' that blesses and punishes at the same time.
A SADISTIC GOD!

Taaaaaaaaa!!!!

Muchechechecbeche!


Nairalanders don taya for 'CHANGE'?
I have been vindicated!
2 years of with a LIVING CORPSE. . . .I said it.
Buhari cannot last 2 years in office.

HALLELUJAH!!!!

Just like any other day o. . . .Nothing special.

Sun shines on all other days abi?
Rain falls on "Sundays' too abi?

Soooooo, what is the difference?

Absolutely not!

Never-Never!

Religion for dummies.

I have my own 'God' o.

Thank you!

If YOU claim HE is OMNISCIENT, why ask?
Abi is HIS second name BUHARI?

Which "God"?
Not the Christian one o.
Ta!!!

I get my own God o.
Hallelujah!

That means Pre-K for sure.
The "graduation gown" sef!
Congrats handsome boy!

In the "Voice of The Nairaland Pervert". . .

YOU DONE RIPE!

KY jelly crew! Happy SINday.

This geriatric, democratic agbero is still talking?

Wonders!

Pidgin2:
I'm not surprised at this response as well as other such responses from simple minded individuals who have refused to be objective

When Europeans are listing world's best countries, they place their own countries at the top of the list,all propaganda to increase visitors, improve tourism and make more money. When same Westerners are making lists for world worsts countries, you will hardly see any European country listed except when politics is involved e g. Ukraine/ Russia issue

But many foolhardy individuals just take whatever the whites say; hook, line and sinker, Black skin is cursed with stupidity. A place where people go to clubs and musical concerts and get killed like cock roaches is now a safe zone because it happened in a white majority country

You are doing yourself not the whites who hate you

Blessed art the DAFTitudes, for they shall inherit BUHARI'S CORPSE.

Amen.

Government hijacked indeed!
Did the old goat not make a deal with the "hijackers"?

Let him DIE in the hands of the hijackers ke!
When he was chopping money from TINUBU and DANGOTE nko?

OLD FOOOOOOOOOOOL wey nor know imsef!

Im DEDI BODI dey still h-answer president but e nor fit smell Paris Club Check Book!

Ukazi President!

Mtcheeeeeew!

Many respects to Lilian Esoro for keeping the gory details to herself. It is never easy for ANY woman to walk out of a good marriage.

When men have money, they think every woman is CHEAP commodity.

Jayden will survive. Both parents love him. The most important THING.

FFK is very used to visiting brothels and eating "rotten Chinese SUSHIS"!

He sabi the smells well well.

Muchechechecheche

Chai!!!!

E Money miss DIRTY ROAD!

Awon "Pastor Suleiman" dem.

Bobrisky in da making.

Sooooooo
Phyno can speak/write English?

FADA-FADA!!!!

Sooooooo
Phyno can speak/write English?

Make una come see CHANGE ooooooooo

No need to check names.

Na DEM-DEM!!!

Naija men be like . . . .

. . . . Oya mammy you dey look good, if you nor go mind, I go love to SAMPULU you. . . OLOUN!!!

Even those with their "lil Keshis".

A nice reward for serving or mocking "HIM".
What merciful "GOD".

Or . . . . Was she "alone" with the "pastor" so to receive this kain purnishment for "sins" early in thy morrrrrin?

DNA fit find "pastor akamu" dia o!

Her NIGERIAN husband go DIE-force am sharp-sharp.

EfemenaXY:
Lol! You're sooo bad!

It's definitely got girth and guaranteed to scrape the bottom of the honeypot. Stamina too...

But @ a decade and half younger you sure say e get technique?? No time for time wasters

Hahahaha

No worries ma dear.
Na total "body work-out"!

armyofone:
Veinilious cassava.




1 million swimming minions waiting to exhale.

Extremely "suckalicious"!
Thank awa ancestors o.
"Tpia" and "co" don "retire" from busy-body market!

EfemenaXY:
Nope.

More like an explosion waiting to happen.

That definitely is a weapon of mass destruction

That is HOW TO SURVIVE A FORCED or STALE MARRIAGE.
Get a BOY-TOY!
Hanhanhanhan
Na so men dey propose to women these days o.
From my "latest" crushing tinz!
15 years younger too.
Life is gooooooooooood!

All I hear deez days na. . . . .

"Mammy you dey look gooooood
If you no go mind
I go like to SAMPULU you"!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmaNEyAkYjI


OP!

You dey hear?
Get BUSSSSSSSSSY!

. . . . All the way to TAMALEEEEEE!!!!

Real rice or PLASTIC rice?

EfemenaXY:
Nne, that's one very angry cassava you've got.

Muchechechecheche


You mean HUNGRY?

One reason it is soooooo good to get married early.
The husband don enjoy the dowry to the fullest o!
With 4 children to FEED?
When last did Captain Ekeinde fly an aircraft?


Even if na "drone"?